Falcons
DEF · 2010–2025 · 49 appearances · 356.0 total pts · 7.3 avg pts
Career Stats
| Year | Manager | NFL Team | Weeks | Total Pts | Avg Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 |  Faust,  Freundlich,  Waxman | 5 | 25.0 | 5.0 | |
| 2023 |  Kassel | 12 | 108.0 | 9.0 | |
| 2019 | Waxman | 1 | 3.0 | 3.0 | |
| 2018 |  Becker-Parton | 2 | 34.0 | 17.0 | |
| 2017 |  Wright, Becker-Parton | 2 | 9.0 | 4.5 | |
| 2016 |  Bronchtein, Freundlich | 5 | 48.0 | 9.6 | |
| 2015 |  Valenzuela, Waxman | 4 | 28.0 | 7.0 | |
| 2014 |  Banys | 1 | -4.0 | -4.0 | |
| 2013 | Freundlich | 2 | 13.0 | 6.5 | |
| 2012 |  Baumann, Banys | 11 | 71.0 | 6.5 | |
| 2010 | Banys, Freundlich | 4 | 21.0 | 5.3 |
Week-by-Week History
2025 — — 5 weeks, 25.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | DEF | @CAR | 3.0 | |
| 7 | Freundlich | Jeanty Abortion | DEF | @SF | 4.0 | |
| 8 | Freundlich | Jeanty Abortion | DEF | MIA | 0.0 | |
| 9 | Freundlich | Jeanty Abortion | DEF | @NE | 14.0 | |
| 11 | Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | DEF | CAR | 4.0 |
2023 — — 12 weeks, 108.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | WAS | 5.0 | |
| 7 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | @TB | 15.0 | |
| 8 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | @TEN | 3.0 | |
| 9 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | MIN | 13.0 | |
| 10 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | @ARI | 4.0 | |
| 11 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 12 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | NO | 16.0 | |
| 13 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | @NYJ | 25.0 | |
| 14 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | TB | 3.0 | |
| 15 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | @CAR | 9.0 | |
| 16 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | IND | 14.0 | |
| 17 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | @CHI | 1.0 |
2019 — — 1 weeks, 3.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 | Waxman | The Ballad of Buster Skrine | DEF | TB | 3.0 |
2018 — — 2 weeks, 34.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Becker-Parton | this old hauschka | DEF | ARI | 20.0 | |
| 16 | Becker-Parton | this old hauschka | DEF | @CAR | 14.0 |
2017 — — 2 weeks, 9.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Wright | Butt Stuff | DEF | MIA | 3.0 | |
| 8 | Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's New Team | DEF | @NYJ | 6.0 |
2016 — — 5 weeks, 48.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bronchtein | Decker I Barley Know Er | DEF | @PHI | 4.0 | |
| 13 | Freundlich | Spooky Wiener | BN | KC | 3.0 | |
| 14 | Freundlich | Spooky Wiener | DEF | @LAR | 26.0 | |
| 15 | Freundlich | Spooky Wiener | DEF | SF | 8.0 | |
| 16 | Freundlich | Spooky Wiener | DEF | @CAR | 7.0 |
2015 — — 4 weeks, 28.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | DEF | WAS | 12.0 | |
| 7 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | DEF | @TEN | 9.0 | |
| 8 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | DEF | TB | 2.0 | |
| 9 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | DEF | @SF | 5.0 |
2014 — — 1 weeks, -4.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Banys | Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits | DEF | @MIN | -4.0 |
2013 — — 2 weeks, 13.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Freundlich | Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve | DEF | LAR | 8.0 | |
| 8 | Freundlich | Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve | DEF | @ARI | 5.0 |
2012 — — 11 weeks, 71.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Baumann | Steve's Breaston Largements | DEF | CAR | 4.0 | |
| 5 | Baumann | Steve's Breaston Largements | DEF | @WAS | 11.0 | |
| 6 | Baumann | Steve's Breaston Largements | DEF | LV | 16.0 | |
| 7 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | BN | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 8 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | DEF | @PHI | 4.0 | |
| 9 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | DEF | DAL | 5.0 | |
| 10 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | DEF | @NO | 2.0 | |
| 11 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | DEF | ARI | 12.0 | |
| 12 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | DEF | @TB | 2.0 | |
| 13 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | DEF | NO | 15.0 | |
| 14 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | DEF | @CAR | 0.0 |
2010 — — 4 weeks, 21.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | Banys | King Dong | DEF | TB | 5.0 | |
| 11 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | DEF | @LAR | 3.0 | |
| 12 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | GB | 4.0 | |
| 13 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | @TB | 9.0 |