Becker-Parton
Active 16 seasons (2010–2025) · 213 regular season games
Career Summary
| W | L | T | Win% | PPG | Total Pts | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Goose Yrs | Goose Wks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 121 | 92 | 0 | 56.8 | 102.5 | 21,829.52 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
Season by Season
| Year | Team | W | L | T | Pts | PPG | Rank | Finish | Goose Wks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2010 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 6 | 7 | 0 | 1,138.04 | 87.5 | 8/10 | 2 | |
| 2011 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1,287.2 | 99.0 | 2/10 | Silver | 1 |
| 2012 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1,214.5 | 93.4 | 5/10 | 0 | |
| 2013 | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1,323.4 | 101.8 | 2/12 | Silver | 1 |
| 2014 | Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1,077.86 | 82.9 | 7/12 | 1 | |
| 2015 | Hauschka's Missed PATs | 4 | 9 | 0 | 1,152.5 | 88.7 | 8/12 | 0 | |
| 2016 | Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1,227.94 | 94.5 | 4/12 | 1 | |
| 2017 | Stephen Hauschka's New Team | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1,400.68 | 107.7 | 4/12 | 0 | |
| 2018 | this old hauschka | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1,482.16 | 114.0 | 5/12 | 0 | |
| 2019 | Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls | 10 | 3 | 0 | 1,663.74 | 128.0 | 2/12 | Silver | 0 |
| 2020 | Hauschka's Unemployment Checks | 6 | 7 | 0 | 1,376.32 | 105.9 | 7/12 | 1 | |
| 2021 | Stephen Hauschka's Glory Days | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,485.28 | 106.1 | 2/14 | Silver | 0 |
| 2022 | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1,518.94 | 108.5 | 1/14 | Gold | 0 |
| 2023 | Steven Haushka 4 Commissioner | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,462.34 | 104.5 | 8/14 | 0 | |
| 2024 | Big Mommas Hauschka | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1,529.6 | 109.3 | 2/14 | Silver | 1 |
| 2025 | Skatt Porn | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,489.02 | 106.4 | 9/14 | 0 |
Weekly Results
Win Loss Tie
| Year | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Record |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2010 | 6-7 | ||||||||||||||
| 2011 | 9-4 | ||||||||||||||
| 2012 | 8-5 | ||||||||||||||
| 2013 | 8-5 | ||||||||||||||
| 2014 | 7-6 | ||||||||||||||
| 2015 | 4-9 | ||||||||||||||
| 2016 | 8-5 | ||||||||||||||
| 2017 | 7-6 | ||||||||||||||
| 2018 | 7-6 | ||||||||||||||
| 2019 | 10-3 | ||||||||||||||
| 2020 | 6-7 | ||||||||||||||
| 2021 | 9-5 | ||||||||||||||
| 2022 | 8-6 | ||||||||||||||
| 2023 | 7-7 | ||||||||||||||
| 2024 | 10-4 | ||||||||||||||
| 2025 | 7-7 |
Position Breakdown
QB RB WR TE K DEF
| QB | RB | WR | TE | K | DEF | Distribution |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18.3% | 29.0% | 32.1% | 6.2% | 7.9% | 6.5% |
Head-to-Head Records
| Opponent | W | L | T | Games | Win% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Banys | 16 | 5 | 0 | 21 | 76.2 |
 Bronchtein | 15 | 5 | 0 | 20 | 75.0 |
 Valenzuela | 9 | 10 | 0 | 19 | 47.4 |
 Baumann | 12 | 7 | 0 | 19 | 63.2 |
 Waxman | 9 | 9 | 0 | 18 | 50.0 |
 Foote | 9 | 9 | 0 | 18 | 50.0 |
 Ballard | 8 | 10 | 0 | 18 | 44.4 |
 Freundlich | 9 | 8 | 0 | 17 | 52.9 |
 Wright | 5 | 9 | 0 | 14 | 35.7 |
 Norberg | 8 | 6 | 0 | 14 | 57.1 |
 Sohl | 5 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 62.5 |
 Faust | 4 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 57.1 |
 Kassel | 4 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 66.7 |
 P. Waxman | 3 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 60.0 |
 Rath | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0.0 |
 Wood | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 100.0 |
 Wessel | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0.0 |
 Lewis | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 100.0 |
 Demarkis | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 100.0 |
Top 5 Best Weeks
| Year | Wk | Team | Pts | vs | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2019 | 5 | Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls | 214.3 | Waxman | W 105.2 |
| 2019 | 3 | Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls | 168.0 | Ballard | W 86.0 |
| 2023 | 4 | Steven Haushka 4 Commissioner | 161.4 | Faust | W 75.9 |
| 2020 | 3 | Hauschka's Unemployment Checks | 157.2 | Bronchtein | W 103.6 |
| 2025 | 9 | Skatt Porn | 153.8 | Waxman | W 116.6 |
Top 5 Worst Weeks
| Year | Wk | Team | Pts | vs | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2010 | 6 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 52.6 | Ballard | L 62.8 |
| 2015 | 8 | Hauschka's Missed PATs | 57.1 | Foote | L 141.6 |
| 2015 | 10 | Hauschka's Missed PATs | 61.8 | Wright | L 69.5 |
| 2022 | 11 | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 63.9 | P. Waxman | L 136.9 |
| 2014 | 2 | Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring | 64.6 | Norberg | L 89.1 |