Becker-Parton — 2024
Silver Big Mommas Hauschka · Record: 10-4 ยท PPG: 109.3 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Big Mommas Hauschka 68.3 – 85.6 Rashee Ratheyy Rathemm
(L)
vs 
Valenzuela
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 68.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 13.6 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 8.4 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 15.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 2.7 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 9.0 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 4.9 |
| R/W/T | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 1.3 |
| BN | Josh Palmer | WR | BUF | 2.5 |
| BN | Christian Watson | WR | GB | 8.8 |
| BN | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 8.8 |
| K | Evan McPherson | K | CIN | 6.0 |
| DEF | Buffalo Bills | DEF | 7.0 |
Rashee Ratheyy Rathemm (Valenzuela) — 85.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray | QB | ARI | 14.2 |
| RB | Tyjae Spears | RB | TEN | 5.2 |
| RB | De'Von Achane | RB | MIA | 19.5 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle | WR | MIA | 13.7 |
| WR | Malik Nabers | WR | NYG | 9.1 |
| TE | Taysom Hill | TE | NO | 4.1 |
| R/W/T | Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | DET | 2.8 |
| BN | Jordan Mason | RB | MIN | 21.7 |
| BN | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 2.9 |
| BN | Jaleel McLaughlin | RB | DEN | 3.3 |
| BN | Brian Thomas Jr. | WR | JAX | 12.7 |
| K | Jason Myers | K | SEA | 10.0 |
| DEF | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DEF | 7.0 |
Week 2: Big Mommas Hauschka 80.7 – 104.5 Sir Nix A Lot
(L)
vs 
Baumann
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 80.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 10.9 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 7.9 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 14.1 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 5.2 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 8.2 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 1.1 |
| R/W/T | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 14.3 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 1.4 |
| BN | Allen Lazard | WR | NYJ | 2.1 |
| BN | Josh Palmer | WR | BUF | 2.9 |
| BN | Christian Watson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| K | Evan McPherson | K | CIN | 14.0 |
| DEF | Jacksonville Jaguars | DEF | 5.0 |
Sir Nix A Lot (Baumann) — 104.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL | 10.9 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs | RB | GB | 13.1 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor | RB | IND | 14.5 |
| WR | Christian | K | irk | 0.4 |
| WR | Nico Collins | WR | HOU | 23.5 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz | TE | HOU | 3.1 |
| R/W/T | Rashee Rice | WR | KC | 16.0 |
| BN | Javonte Williams | RB | DAL | 9.0 |
| BN | Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF | 8.1 |
| BN | Chase Brown | RB | CIN | 3.1 |
| BN | Dontayvion Wicks | WR | GB | 10.1 |
| K | Younghoe | K | oo | 10.0 |
| DEF | Pittsburgh Steelers | DEF | 13.0 |
Week 3: Big Mommas Hauschka 88.2 – 53.1 Separate But Equanimeous
(W)
vs 
Foote
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 88.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 15.4 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 11.1 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 16.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 18.0 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 11.8 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 5.0 |
| R/W/T | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 5.6 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 16.3 |
| BN | Allen Lazard | WR | NYJ | 12.3 |
| BN | Josh Palmer | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | Christian Watson | WR | GB | 7.7 |
| K | Evan McPherson | K | CIN | 9.0 |
| DEF | Jacksonville Jaguars | DEF | -4.0 |
Separate But Equanimeous (Foote) — 53.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud | QB | HOU | 7.8 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | LAC | 1.7 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | NE | 5.2 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson | WR | MIN | 17.1 |
| WR | Rashid Shaheed | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| TE | Isaiah Likely | TE | BAL | 0.9 |
| R/W/T | DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI | 11.4 |
| BN | Jamaal Williams | RB | NO | 0.4 |
| BN | Drake London | WR | ATL | 15.7 |
| BN | Trey McBride | TE | ARI | 4.0 |
| BN | Bucky Irving | RB | TB | 9.9 |
| K | Justin Tucker | K | BAL | 4.0 |
| DEF | Chicago Bears | DEF | 5.0 |
Week 4: Big Mommas Hauschka 92.6 – 87.4 Kirk's Cummin
(W)
vs 
Kassel
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 92.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 12.0 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 8.8 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 19.8 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 14.7 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 4.6 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 12.4 |
| R/W/T | Allen Lazard | WR | NYJ | 8.3 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 4.1 |
| BN | Josh Palmer | WR | BUF | 5.1 |
| BN | Christian Watson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 4.1 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 6.0 |
| DEF | Dallas Cowboys | DEF | 6.0 |
Kirk's Cummin (Kassel) — 87.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff | QB | DET | 26.7 |
| RB | James Conner | RB | ARI | 17.8 |
| RB | Travis Etienne | RB | JAX | 6.5 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks | WR | NO | 2.1 |
| WR | Gabe Davis | WR | JAX | 0.3 |
| TE | Mark Andrews | TE | BAL | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | D'Andre Swift | RB | CHI | 26.0 |
| BN | Roschon Johnson | RB | CHI | 8.6 |
| BN | Tank Bigsby | RB | JAX | 9.0 |
| BN | Puka Nacua | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Jordan Addison | WR | MIN | 21.4 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey | K | DAL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Arizona Cardinals | DEF | -2.0 |
Week 5: Big Mommas Hauschka 96.9 – 82.7 Better Call Hall
(W)
vs 
Bronchtein
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 96.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 12.4 |
| RB | Samaje Perine | RB | CIN | 2.9 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 8.7 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 11.4 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 22.6 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 11.5 |
| R/W/T | Allen Lazard | WR | NYJ | 11.4 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 19.7 |
| K | Brayden Narveson | K | 6.0 | |
| DEF | Dallas Cowboys | DEF | 10.0 |
Better Call Hall (Bronchtein) — 82.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 8.8 |
| RB | Ty Chandler | RB | MIN | 4.9 |
| RB | Breece Hall | RB | NYJ | 5.2 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs | WR | NE | 11.2 |
| WR | Zay Flowers | WR | BAL | 15.5 |
| TE | Hunter Henry | TE | NE | 4.2 |
| R/W/T | Alec Pierce | WR | IND | 20.9 |
| BN | Jalen Hurts | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Isiah Pacheco | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | Braelon Allen | RB | NYJ | 3.3 |
| BN | Ladd McConkey | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| K | Cairo Santos | K | CHI | 5.0 |
| DEF | Buffalo Bills | DEF | 7.0 |
Week 6: Big Mommas Hauschka 149.4 – 96.0 Pitts Fetish
(W)
vs 
Wright
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 149.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Caleb Williams | QB | CHI | 27.6 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 19.2 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 10.6 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 20.3 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 20.7 |
| TE | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 11.6 |
| R/W/T | Allen Lazard | WR | NYJ | 20.4 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 7.4 |
| BN | Travis | K | elce | 0.0 |
| BN | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| K | Brayden Narveson | K | 10.0 | |
| DEF | Atlanta Falcons | DEF | 9.0 |
Pitts Fetish (Wright) — 96.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels | QB | WAS | 21.0 |
| RB | Tony Pollard | RB | TEN | 16.3 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle | RB | CAR | 8.0 |
| WR | Mike Evans | WR | TB | 4.4 |
| WR | Tee Higgins | WR | CIN | 11.2 |
| TE | Dalton | K | incaid | 8.1 |
| R/W/T | Alexander Mattison | RB | MIA | 15.0 |
| BN | Cooper | K | upp | 0.0 |
| BN | Christian McCaffrey | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | Brock Purdy | QB | SF | 24.1 |
| BN | Rome Odunze | WR | CHI | 5.0 |
| K | Wil Lutz | K | DEN | 4.0 |
| DEF | Cleveland Browns | DEF | 8.0 |
Week 7: Big Mommas Hauschka 122.7 – 132.5 Etiennenman Square
(L)
vs 
Ballard
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 122.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 10.1 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 16.2 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 30.0 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 12.8 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 10.6 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 3.7 |
| R/W/T | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 14.3 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 0.3 |
| BN | Allen Lazard | WR | NYJ | 7.8 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Caleb Williams | QB | CHI | 0.0 |
| K | Anders Carlson | K | NYJ | 7.0 |
| DEF | Washington Commanders | DEF | 18.0 |
Etiennenman Square (Ballard) — 132.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Geno Smith | QB | LV | 17.8 |
| RB | Derrick Henry | RB | BAL | 24.7 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley | RB | PHI | 25.7 |
| WR | DK Metcalf | WR | PIT | 17.9 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney | WR | ATL | 7.1 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 12.2 |
| R/W/T | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS | 13.1 |
| BN | Amari Cooper | WR | BUF | 14.6 |
| BN | Jakobi Meyers | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE | 3.5 |
| K | Tyler Bass | K | BUF | 10.0 |
| DEF | Green Bay Packers | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | Minnesota Vikings | DEF | 17.0 |
Week 8: Big Mommas Hauschka 126.7 – 73.3 Ricky Pearsall's SF Tour Guide
(W)
vs 
Banys
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 126.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 17.2 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 14.6 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 19.8 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 15.0 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 13.8 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 20.0 |
| R/W/T | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 8.3 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 3.9 |
| BN | Allen Lazard | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Caleb Williams | QB | CHI | 9.9 |
| K | Anders Carlson | K | NYJ | 14.0 |
| DEF | New York Jets | DEF | 4.0 |
Ricky Pearsall's SF Tour Guide (Banys) — 73.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love | QB | GB | 4.7 |
| RB | David Montgomery | RB | DET | 14.4 |
| RB | Rachaad White | RB | TB | 13.2 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta | TE | DET | 13.8 |
| R/W/T | Kyren Williams | RB | LAR | 20.1 |
| BN | Chris Godwin | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | Cole | K | met | 3.9 |
| BN | Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAX | 22.3 |
| BN | Trey Benson | RB | ARI | 1.0 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins | K | CLE | 11.0 |
| DEF | Cincinnati Bengals | DEF | -4.0 |
Week 9: Big Mommas Hauschka 131.2 – 110.9 Hawk Tuah Tagovailoa
(W)
vs 
Waxman
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 131.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 24.5 |
| RB | Julius Chestnut | RB | TEN | 2.2 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 14.1 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 14.9 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 25.5 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 15.0 |
| R/W/T | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 13.0 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 24.6 |
| BN | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Caleb Williams | QB | CHI | 9.2 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 6.0 |
| DEF | New York Jets | DEF | 16.0 |
Hawk Tuah Tagovailoa (Waxman) — 110.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson | QB | BAL | 23.6 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | MIN | 10.2 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson | RB | ATL | 18.0 |
| WR | Chris Olave | WR | NO | 1.8 |
| WR | Jayden Reed | WR | GB | 13.8 |
| TE | Evan Engram | TE | DEN | 9.0 |
| R/W/T | J.K. Dobbins | RB | LAC | 23.5 |
| BN | Deebo Samuel Sr. | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | Tyler Allgeier | RB | ATL | 7.8 |
| BN | Jameson Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | Tucker | K | raft | 5.6 |
| K | Austin Seibert | K | WAS | 9.0 |
| DEF | Kansas City Chiefs | DEF | 2.0 |
Week 10: Big Mommas Hauschka 105.0 – 77.7 Licking Butker
(W)
vs 
Faust
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 105.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 16.5 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 11.3 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 11.8 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 13.8 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 6.6 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 16.4 |
| R/W/T | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 7.6 |
| BN | Julius Chestnut | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Caleb Williams | QB | CHI | 6.3 |
| BN | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 0.0 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 12.0 |
| DEF | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | 9.0 |
Licking Butker (Faust) — 77.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen | QB | BUF | 16.2 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard | RB | CAR | 22.9 |
| RB | Ray Davis | RB | BUF | 0.6 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb | WR | DAL | 5.4 |
| WR | Josh Downs | WR | IND | 10.7 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith | TE | MIA | 6.0 |
| R/W/T | Keenan Allen | WR | CHI | 6.9 |
| BN | David Njoku | TE | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | Romeo Doubs | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | Wan'Dale Robinson | WR | NYG | 7.6 |
| BN | Kenneth Walker III | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin | K | TB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Atlanta Falcons | DEF | 1.0 |
Week 11: Big Mommas Hauschka 98.8 – 95.2 Devin Dingleberry
(W)
vs 
Freundlich
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 98.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 13.8 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 11.3 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 18.8 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 1.5 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 3.8 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 1.8 |
| R/W/T | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 24.8 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 4.4 |
| BN | Julius Chestnut | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Caleb Williams | QB | CHI | 16.2 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 12.0 |
| DEF | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | 11.0 |
Devin Dingleberry (Freundlich) — 95.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert | QB | LAC | 24.4 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt | RB | KC | 6.0 |
| RB | James Cook | RB | BUF | 17.2 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill | WR | MIA | 15.6 |
| WR | George Pickens | WR | DAL | 12.9 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 2.3 |
| R/W/T | Tank Dell | WR | HOU | 7.8 |
| BN | Austin Ekeler | RB | WAS | 13.6 |
| BN | Baker Mayfield | QB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | Devin Singletary | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | Rome Odunze | WR | CHI | 9.5 |
| K | Blake Grupe | K | NO | 5.0 |
| DEF | Green Bay Packers | DEF | 4.0 |
Week 12: Big Mommas Hauschka 109.3 – 47.6 Cali Fornication
(W)
vs 
Sohl
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 109.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 28.8 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 6.4 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 23.4 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 12.0 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 18.7 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 9.2 |
| R/W/T | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 5.8 |
| BN | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | Julius Chestnut | RB | TEN | 1.0 |
| BN | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND | 13.0 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 0.7 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 8.0 |
| DEF | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | -3.0 |
Cali Fornication (Sohl) — 47.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa | QB | MIA | 28.5 |
| RB | Alvin | K | amara | 0.0 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. | RB | NYG | 7.0 |
| WR | Davante Adams | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts | TE | ATL | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | Gus Edwards | RB | LAC | 7.1 |
| BN | Joe Flacco | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | Greg Dortch | WR | ARI | 1.0 |
| BN | Michael Pittman | WR | IND | 12.6 |
| BN | Jermaine Burton | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| K | Harrison Butker | K | KC | 0.0 |
| DEF | Indianapolis Colts | DEF | 5.0 |
Week 13: Big Mommas Hauschka 140.3 – 130.0 Kirk-umsised Penix
(W)
vs 
P. Waxman
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 140.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 16.6 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 21.9 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 9.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 23.3 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 6.6 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 10.3 |
| R/W/T | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 25.2 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 11.0 |
| BN | Julius Chestnut | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND | 19.2 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 5.6 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 11.0 |
| DEF | Seattle Seahawks | DEF | 16.0 |
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 130.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 18.3 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 19.9 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 11.5 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 19.7 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 9.1 |
| TE | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 14.5 |
| BN | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 11.0 |
| BN | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 36.0 |
| BN | Roschon Johnson | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 7.9 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 13.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 20.0 |
Week 14: Big Mommas Hauschka 119.3 – 151.2 Etiennenman Square
(L)
vs Ballard
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 119.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 14.1 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 11.3 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 16.3 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 11.2 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 14.9 |
| TE | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 6.7 |
| R/W/T | Isaac Guerendo | RB | SF | 25.8 |
| BN | Travis | K | elce | 7.0 |
| BN | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | -0.3 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 10.0 |
| DEF | Seattle Seahawks | DEF | 9.0 |
Etiennenman Square (Ballard) — 151.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold | QB | SEA | 34.6 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley | RB | PHI | 14.4 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 34.8 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers | WR | LV | 10.2 |
| WR | DK Metcalf | WR | PIT | 6.9 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 18.1 |
| R/W/T | Darnell Mooney | WR | ATL | 17.2 |
| BN | Geno Smith | QB | LV | 13.3 |
| BN | Derrick Henry | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| K | Tyler Bass | K | BUF | 6.0 |
| DEF | Minnesota Vikings | DEF | 9.0 |
Week 15: Big Mommas Hauschka 118.7 – 110.7 Kirk-umsised Penix
(W)
vs P. Waxman PLAYOFF
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 118.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 15.8 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 2.6 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 25.9 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 22.8 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 13.1 |
| TE | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 5.0 |
| R/W/T | Isaac Guerendo | RB | SF | 9.5 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 6.1 |
| BN | Travis | K | elce | 4.7 |
| BN | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND | 11.9 |
| BN | Keon Coleman | WR | BUF | 6.9 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 6.0 |
| DEF | Atlanta Falcons | DEF | 18.0 |
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 110.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 14.8 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 8.1 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 2.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 11.0 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 21.0 |
| TE | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 3.4 |
| R/W/T | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 16.3 |
| BN | Dalton Schultz | TE | HOU | 2.3 |
| BN | Tyjae Spears | RB | TEN | 24.2 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 16.6 |
| BN | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 4.2 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 8.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 26.0 |
Week 16: Big Mommas Hauschka 132.1 – 131.3 Sir Nix A Lot
(W)
vs Baumann PLAYOFF
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 132.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 23.7 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 4.2 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 23.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 14.5 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 8.4 |
| TE | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 15.4 |
| R/W/T | Travis | K | elce | 5.5 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 5.7 |
| BN | Marquise Brown | WR | KC | 7.0 |
| BN | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND | 19.2 |
| BN | Isaac Guerendo | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 10.0 |
| DEF | Atlanta Falcons | DEF | 27.0 |
Sir Nix A Lot (Baumann) — 131.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 12.8 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs | RB | GB | 18.7 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor | RB | IND | 39.8 |
| WR | Nico Collins | WR | HOU | 9.5 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 20.0 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 3.1 |
| R/W/T | Chase Brown | RB | CIN | 12.4 |
| BN | Amari Cooper | WR | BUF | 1.5 |
| BN | Javonte Williams | RB | DAL | 8.8 |
| BN | Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF | 3.2 |
| BN | Bo Nix | QB | DEN | 21.0 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin | K | TB | 6.0 |
| DEF | Kansas City Chiefs | DEF | 9.0 |
Week 17: Big Mommas Hauschka 96.7 – 99.9 Licking Butker
(L)
vs Faust PLAYOFF
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 96.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford | QB | LAR | 9.2 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 9.1 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 24.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 1.0 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 14.1 |
| TE | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 11.1 |
| R/W/T | Isaac Guerendo | RB | SF | 11.9 |
| BN | Travis | K | elce | 18.4 |
| BN | Bryce Young | QB | CAR | 16.9 |
| BN | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | Jalen McMillan | WR | TB | 20.5 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 8.0 |
| DEF | Washington Commanders | DEF | 8.0 |
Licking Butker (Faust) — 99.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen | QB | BUF | 23.0 |
| RB | Ameer Abdullah | RB | LV | 16.2 |
| RB | Kendre Miller | RB | NO | 2.4 |
| WR | Keenan Allen | WR | CHI | 5.0 |
| WR | Adam Thielen | WR | CAR | 25.5 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith | TE | MIA | 10.1 |
| R/W/T | Josh Downs | WR | IND | 3.7 |
| BN | CeeDee Lamb | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Chuba Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Isiah Pacheco | RB | KC | 1.8 |
| K | Chris Boswell | K | PIT | 4.0 |
| DEF | Los Angeles Chargers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | Detroit Lions | DEF | 9.0 |