Goose Tracker
The lowest scorer each week earns the Goose of the Week. · Most Goose Weeks: 
Norberg (26) · Most Goose Years: Norberg (3)
2025 — Goose of Year: 
Foote
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  P. Waxman | Let Njigba Know | 80.2 |  Banys | 97.8 |
| 2 |  Sohl | Balls Deeper | 63.4 |  Bronchtein | 80.5 |
| 3 | Sohl | Balls Deeper | 70.9 |  Faust | 93.0 |
| 4 | Foote | Emeka Egbukake | 77.0 |  Freundlich | 108.2 |
| 5 | Foote | Emeka Egbukake | 61.1 | Sohl | 89.7 |
| 6 | Banys | Sildenafil Bill | 38.1 | Foote | 72.6 |
| 7 | Foote | Emeka Egbukake | 64.4 |  Becker-Parton | 149.0 |
| 8 | Foote | Emeka Egbukake | 59.5 |  Baumann | 108.5 |
| 9 | Sohl | Balls Deeper | 30.7 | Freundlich | 107.2 |
| 10 | Banys | Sildenafil Bill | 53.7 | Bronchtein | 92.1 |
| 11 | Banys | Sildenafil Bill | 56.5 |  Ballard | 82.7 |
| 12 | Sohl | Balls Deeper | 54.0 | P. Waxman | 96.0 |
| 13 | Foote | Emeka Egbukake | 58.9 | P. Waxman | 75.9 |
| 14 | Bronchtein | Jay Gruden's Degenerates | 42.9 | P. Waxman | 105.6 |
2024 — Goose of Year: Foote
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Becker-Parton | Big Mommas Hauschka | 68.3 |  Valenzuela | 85.6 |
| 2 |  Wright | Pitts Fetish | 68.1 | Bronchtein | 103.2 |
| 3 | Foote | Separate But Equanimeous | 53.1 | Becker-Parton | 88.2 |
| 4 | Bronchtein | Better Call Hall | 64.8 | Faust | 105.1 |
| 5 | Banys | Ricky Pearsall's SF Tour Guide | 68.8 | Foote | 124.7 |
| 6 | Freundlich | Devin Dingleberry | 72.8 | Valenzuela | 88.1 |
| 7 | Foote | Separate But Equanimeous | 61.3 | Sohl | 65.3 |
| 8 | Banys | Ricky Pearsall's SF Tour Guide | 73.3 | Becker-Parton | 126.7 |
| 9 |  Kassel | Kirk's Cummin | 76.4 | Baumann | 125.7 |
| 10 | Foote | Separate But Equanimeous | 38.2 | Wright | 95.7 |
| 11 | Foote | Separate But Equanimeous | 61.0 | Kassel | 116.7 |
| 12 | Sohl | Cali Fornication | 47.6 | Becker-Parton | 109.3 |
| 13 | Foote | Separate But Equanimeous | 74.7 |  Waxman | 110.1 |
| 14 | Foote | Separate But Equanimeous | 48.8 | Waxman | 72.9 |
2023 — Goose of Year: Ballard
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Foote | Chuba Womba Hubbard | 64.1 | Waxman | 97.6 |
| 2 | Sohl | Cardi P | 60.4 | Kassel | 76.3 |
| 3 | Sohl | Cardi P | 53.2 | Foote | 137.0 |
| 4 | Ballard | Big Beudy Jeudy | 51.2 | Valenzuela | 134.8 |
| 5 | Baumann | A Jordan Love Story | 42.9 | Faust | 91.9 |
| 6 | Baumann | A Jordan Love Story | 58.4 | Bronchtein | 83.2 |
| 7 | Freundlich | Bijan Curious | 78.2 | Sohl | 79.2 |
| 8 | Faust | Travis Etienne That Ass | 77.5 | Banys | 114.7 |
| 9 | Banys | Coup II Electric Boogaloo | 68.4 | Kassel | 108.6 |
| 10 | Ballard | Big Beudy Jeudy | 60.4 | Kassel | 92.4 |
| 11 | Ballard | Big Beudy Jeudy | 62.9 | Freundlich | 66.0 |
| 12 | P. Waxman | Rub a dub Chubb | 86.3 | Becker-Parton | 127.0 |
| 13 | Faust | Travis Etienne That Ass | 67.6 | Foote | 120.1 |
| 14 | Ballard | Big Beudy Jeudy | 43.0 | Waxman | 77.0 |
2022 — Goose of Year: Baumann
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Banys | Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa | 79.3 | Waxman | 83.2 |
| 2 | Foote | Muad'Deebo Samuel | 73.7 | Bronchtein | 104.6 |
| 3 | Freundlich | Pert it in Herbert | 61.9 | Sohl | 114.6 |
| 4 | Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | 65.9 | P. Waxman | 83.6 |
| 5 | Wright | L'Ennui de Sohl | 58.5 | Foote | 93.0 |
| 6 | Bronchtein | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter | 62.6 | Becker-Parton | 124.4 |
| 7 | Sohl | Cardi Pee on Your Face | 61.8 | Faust | 117.2 |
| 8 | Foote | Muad'Deebo Samuel | 65.2 | Kassel | 141.3 |
| 9 | Sohl | Cardi Pee on Your Face | 57.2 | P. Waxman | 89.0 |
| 10 | Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | 66.0 | Sohl | 71.2 |
| 11 | Faust | Travis Etienne That Ass | 54.7 | Valenzuela | 99.1 |
| 12 | P. Waxman | Cooper Menstrual Kupp | 62.4 | Foote | 75.7 |
| 13 | Banys | Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa | 71.5 | P. Waxman | 149.8 |
| 14 | Baumann | A Meinerz Setback | 68.1 | Waxman | 73.0 |
2021 — Goose of Year: Kassel
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kassel | Portland Portsmen | 81.0 | Freundlich | 94.6 |
| 2 | Freundlich | Josh Jacobs Squashed A-cups | 74.8 | Foote | 105.8 |
| 3 | Faust | Trevor Lawrence of Arabia | 73.6 | P. Waxman | 124.1 |
| 4 | P. Waxman | Fully Dakcinated | 84.1 | Ballard | 99.4 |
| 5 | Kassel | Portland Portsmen | 81.7 | Waxman | 116.6 |
| 6 | Foote | Da'Ron Payne-al | 71.9 | Waxman | 136.6 |
| 7 | Freundlich | Josh Jacobs Squashed A-cups | 69.2 | Waxman | 83.6 |
| 8 | Foote | Da'Ron Payne-al | 74.5 | Bronchtein | 87.0 |
| 9 | Banys | Hufanga King of the Pridelands | 54.1 | Valenzuela | 99.2 |
| 10 | Wright | Charlie's OnlyFants | 51.9 | Bronchtein | 105.4 |
| 11 | Valenzuela | Tua in the pink | 69.9 | P. Waxman | 120.6 |
| 12 | Foote | Da'Ron Payne-al | 49.3 | Sohl | 78.8 |
| 13 | Freundlich | Josh Jacobs Squashed A-cups | 72.7 | Sohl | 120.2 |
| 14 | Valenzuela | Tua in the pink | 84.3 | Faust | 97.7 |
2020 — Goose of Year: Baumann
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Foote | Da'Ron Payne-al | 83.9 | Banys | 111.5 |
| 2 | Baumann | Cushen my Berries | 71.8 | Ballard | 125.2 |
| 3 | Foote | Da'Ron Payne-al | 53.6 | Wright | 93.9 |
| 4 | Baumann | Cushen my Berries | 64.8 | Foote | 113.6 |
| 5 | Norberg | Quid Pro Joe Burreaux | 74.7 | Becker-Parton | 138.0 |
| 6 | Foote | Da'Ron Payne-al | 57.5 | Waxman | 63.7 |
| 7 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Unemployment Checks | 84.7 | Sohl | 110.5 |
| 8 | Norberg | Quid Pro Joe Burreaux | 34.5 | Sohl | 81.8 |
| 9 | Baumann | Cushen my Berries | 77.9 | Waxman | 128.6 |
| 10 | Valenzuela | punani dasani coochie dinucci | 68.8 | Waxman | 112.8 |
| 11 | Banys | Jimmy GQanon | 78.0 | Waxman | 115.4 |
| 12 | Baumann | Cushen my Berries | 73.3 | Norberg | 111.3 |
| 13 | Norberg | Quid Pro Joe Burreaux | 80.6 | Valenzuela | 119.1 |
2019 — Goose of Year: Freundlich
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Freundlich | Grown Men Named Booger | 78.6 | Bronchtein | 96.5 |
| 2 | Norberg | Orchids of Asia Power Hour | 69.7 | Waxman | 91.9 |
| 3 | Baumann | Josey's Family Jewells | 83.3 | Freundlich | 83.7 |
| 4 | Valenzuela | luv 2 vape my juulio jones | 72.9 | Sohl | 126.6 |
| 5 | Bronchtein | Darnold Schwarzenegger | 63.5 | Foote | 129.4 |
| 6 | Freundlich | Grown Men Named Booger | 72.9 | Valenzuela | 87.3 |
| 7 | Ballard | Antonio Browneye | 68.2 | Bronchtein | 141.4 |
| 8 | Norberg | Orchids of Asia Power Hour | 75.2 | Freundlich | 103.6 |
| 9 | Baumann | Josey's Family Jewells | 78.3 | Waxman | 108.8 |
| 10 | Bronchtein | Darnold Schwarzenegger | 78.3 | Becker-Parton | 117.5 |
| 11 | Freundlich | Grown Men Named Booger | 63.7 | Ballard | 73.5 |
| 12 | Freundlich | Grown Men Named Booger | 48.7 | Bronchtein | 104.6 |
| 13 | Baumann | Josey's Family Jewells | 68.5 | Norberg | 94.1 |
2018 — Goose of Year: Norberg
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Banys | Democracy Dies in Darkwa | 43.5 | Foote | 143.3 |
| 2 | Sohl | Serious Sohldiers | 81.0 | Wright | 134.2 |
| 3 | Sohl | Serious Sohldiers | 71.0 | Baumann | 115.8 |
| 4 | Bronchtein | Teddy Bridge Ovr Trbld Water | 78.3 | Norberg | 90.0 |
| 5 | Norberg | Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket | 79.6 | Becker-Parton | 106.9 |
| 6 | Waxman | Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt | 71.5 | Foote | 162.7 |
| 7 | Ballard | Blake Chortles | 65.1 | Norberg | 70.6 |
| 8 | Freundlich | The Day After Kamara | 79.1 | Bronchtein | 85.2 |
| 9 | Bronchtein | Teddy Bridge Ovr Trbld Water | 74.8 | Wright | 168.7 |
| 10 | Banys | Democracy Dies in Darkwa | 61.8 | Sohl | 116.4 |
| 11 | Sohl | Serious Sohldiers | 70.8 | Foote | 123.6 |
| 12 | Freundlich | The Day After Kamara | 93.9 | Sohl | 107.3 |
| 13 | Freundlich | The Day After Kamara | 67.5 | Foote | 84.9 |
2017 — Goose of Year: Ballard
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Norberg | Fullback Dives Matter | 41.6 | Foote | 127.0 |
| 2 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | 56.3 | Banys | 99.1 |
| 3 | Valenzuela | BEAST CHODE | 59.3 | Baumann | 121.7 |
| 4 | Foote | Insert Something Witty Here | 71.8 | Becker-Parton | 110.4 |
| 5 | Ballard | Meowkevious Bingo | 75.3 | Waxman | 130.3 |
| 6 |  Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | 65.6 | Waxman | 87.1 |
| 7 | Valenzuela | BEAST CHODE | 56.3 | Norberg | 75.8 |
| 8 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | 68.9 | Valenzuela | 98.2 |
| 9 | Freundlich | Heart Like a Le'Veon | 58.3 | Banys | 124.6 |
| 10 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | 41.0 | Freundlich | 69.2 |
| 11 | Banys | Colin Kaepernietzsche | 74.1 | Waxman | 135.1 |
| 12 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | 64.3 | Freundlich | 110.1 |
| 13 | Ballard | Meowkevious Bingo | 69.8 | Waxman | 121.5 |
2016 — Goose of Year: Banys
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | 69.3 | Norberg | 112.8 |
| 2 | Norberg | The Washington Redskins | 67.0 | Valenzuela | 80.5 |
| 3 | Valenzuela | 10 w E N T z b R E a s T | 69.1 | Ballard | 100.0 |
| 4 | Banys | Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score | 63.3 | Becker-Parton | 118.0 |
| 5 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | 57.7 | Waxman | 110.8 |
| 6 | Ballard | Meowkevious Bingo | 49.7 | Becker-Parton | 93.7 |
| 7 | Freundlich | Spooky Wiener | 65.1 | Waxman | 91.3 |
| 8 | Freundlich | Spooky Wiener | 61.5 | Bronchtein | 105.4 |
| 9 | Banys | Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score | 48.5 | Valenzuela | 135.5 |
| 10 | Freundlich | Spooky Wiener | 48.0 | Norberg | 66.2 |
| 11 | Norberg | The Washington Redskins | 46.4 | Wright | 92.1 |
| 12 | Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | 71.8 | Valenzuela | 86.2 |
| 13 | Norberg | The Washington Redskins | 55.8 | Valenzuela | 108.9 |
2015 — Goose of Year: Valenzuela
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Rath | Byronious | 69.8 | Freundlich | 77.9 |
| 2 | Rath | Byronious | 56.1 | Wright | 60.9 |
| 3 | Foote | Jared Fogle's Footlong | 58.5 | Wright | 72.8 |
| 4 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | 50.3 | Rath | 69.1 |
| 5 | Banys | Barkevious Mandingo | 58.0 | Wright | 79.4 |
| 6 | Banys | Barkevious Mandingo | 38.2 | Norberg | 104.7 |
| 7 | Ballard | Meowkevious Bingo | 71.2 | Norberg | 147.6 |
| 8 | Ballard | Meowkevious Bingo | 50.4 | Banys | 104.2 |
| 9 | Ballard | Meowkevious Bingo | 52.0 | Rath | 125.8 |
| 10 | Ballard | Meowkevious Bingo | 52.2 | Foote | 69.4 |
| 11 | Ballard | Meowkevious Bingo | 48.6 | Freundlich | 74.4 |
| 12 | Ballard | Meowkevious Bingo | 52.6 | Wright | 105.0 |
| 13 | Banys | Barkevious Mandingo | 58.2 | Bronchtein | 88.6 |
2014 — Goose of Year: 
Wood
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wood | A Negro's in Brooklyn | 61.3 | Baumann | 90.2 |
| 2 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring | 64.6 | Norberg | 89.1 |
| 3 | Ballard | JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt | 59.0 | Norberg | 70.0 |
| 4 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | 64.7 | Waxman | 104.8 |
| 5 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | 70.4 | Banys | 73.2 |
| 6 | Wood | A Negro's in Brooklyn | 60.4 | Foote | 67.5 |
| 7 | Norberg | Riley Cooper's Main Nukka | 58.0 | Wood | 69.8 |
| 8 | Norberg | Riley Cooper's Main Nukka | 73.2 | Banys | 119.3 |
| 9 | Wood | A Negro's in Brooklyn | 53.4 | Bronchtein | 77.3 |
| 10 | Wood | A Negro's in Brooklyn | 49.9 | Wright | 75.2 |
| 11 | Wood | A Negro's in Brooklyn | 22.6 | Becker-Parton | 102.0 |
| 12 | Bronchtein | A Teo of Two Titties | 59.1 | Wright | 91.1 |
| 13 | Wood | A Negro's in Brooklyn | 70.4 | Valenzuela | 117.8 |
2013 — Goose of Year: Norberg
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Banys | Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich | 78.7 | Freundlich | 102.3 |
| 2 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | 55.9 | Wood | 103.0 |
| 3 | Wright | Cunt Punters | 55.6 | Foote | 88.3 |
| 4 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | 74.2 | Bronchtein | 149.3 |
| 5 | Norberg | Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs | 64.9 | Bronchtein | 68.2 |
| 6 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | 57.9 | Becker-Parton | 93.4 |
| 7 | Norberg | Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs | 39.6 | Valenzuela | 105.9 |
| 8 | Ballard | Denarius Targaryen Moore | 68.9 | Valenzuela | 103.6 |
| 9 | Norberg | Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs | 63.5 | Freundlich | 71.3 |
| 10 | Norberg | Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs | 40.7 | Banys | 70.0 |
| 11 | Norberg | Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs | 60.5 | Waxman | 79.2 |
| 12 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | 52.6 | Valenzuela | 103.3 |
| 13 | Norberg | Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs | 58.7 | Ballard | 92.5 |
2012 — Goose of Year: Ballard
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wright | Colt McCoy and the 45's | 86.1 | Norberg | 100.1 |
| 2 | Norberg | Weak Left Nut | 52.4 | Baumann | 108.1 |
| 3 | Bronchtein | Cromartie Paternity Project | 38.8 | Becker-Parton | 109.7 |
| 4 | Baumann | Steve's Breaston Largements | 87.6 | Foote | 98.2 |
| 5 | Freundlich | JonBenet Ramses Barden | 77.6 | Baumann | 121.8 |
| 6 | Wright | Colt McCoy and the 45's | 73.5 | Baumann | 94.2 |
| 7 | Ballard | RG3PO | 62.1 | Norberg | 101.4 |
| 8 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | 64.3 | Baumann | 95.2 |
| 9 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | 76.3 | Banys | 96.7 |
| 10 | Bronchtein | Cromartie Paternity Project | 75.9 | Valenzuela | 96.7 |
| 11 | Foote | Virgins with AIDS | 63.9 | Freundlich | 81.9 |
| 12 | Bronchtein | Cromartie Paternity Project | 67.2 | Becker-Parton | 88.4 |
| 13 | Foote | Virgins with AIDS | 58.8 | Baumann | 106.1 |
2011 — Goose of Year: 
Demarkis
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Baumann | Steve's Breaston Largements | 77.1 | Becker-Parton | 81.1 |
| 2 | Wood | Lord Porksword | 79.5 | Baumann | 90.3 |
| 3 | Bronchtein | Slob on my Kolb | 72.6 | Becker-Parton | 104.8 |
| 4 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | 74.7 | Ballard | 96.0 |
| 5 | Wood | Lord Porksword | 49.6 | Becker-Parton | 81.8 |
| 6 | Freundlich | Jake Ballard of a Thin Man | 75.0 | Norberg | 98.0 |
| 7 | Ballard | Believeland Browns | 59.2 | Wood | 62.6 |
| 8 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | 53.7 | Baumann | 112.8 |
| 9 | Demarkis | The Deebiest | 40.5 | Becker-Parton | 91.5 |
| 10 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 69.2 | Baumann | 102.6 |
| 11 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | 36.6 | Becker-Parton | 76.3 |
| 12 | Demarkis | The Deebiest | 39.9 | Foote | 82.4 |
| 13 | Demarkis | The Deebiest | 73.5 | Freundlich | 96.0 |
2010 — Goose of Year: Norberg
| Week | Goose | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | 61.0 | Ballard | 63.1 |
| 2 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | 65.0 | Foote | 93.2 |
| 3 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 71.5 | Bronchtein | 95.4 |
| 4 | Foote | Sheriff Buford Pusser | 63.0 | Baumann | 77.1 |
| 5 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | 59.5 | Foote | 96.8 |
| 6 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 52.6 | Ballard | 62.8 |
| 7 |  Lewis | Brady Gaga | 76.2 | Ballard | 104.1 |
| 8 | Bronchtein | Death Cab for Flutie | 48.9 |  Wessel | 55.0 |
| 9 | Banys | King Dong | 45.9 | Norberg | 70.7 |
| 10 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | 58.5 | Bronchtein | 110.2 |
| 11 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | 72.3 | Becker-Parton | 116.6 |
| 12 | Lewis | Brady Gaga | 55.6 | Norberg | 113.8 |
| 13 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | 58.5 | Ballard | 99.0 |