2025 Season
14 teams ·
14 regular season + 3 playoff weeks ·
Avg: 98.0 PPG · Gold: 
Ballard Silver: 
P. Waxman Bronze: 
Valenzuela
Standings
| # | Manager | Team | W | L | T | Total Pts | PPG | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ballard | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1,449.08 | 103.5 | Gold |
| 2 | P. Waxman | Let Njigba Know | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1,483.68 | 106.0 | Silver |
| 3 | Valenzuela | Jauan me to eat your butt | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,397.04 | 99.8 | Bronze |
| 4 |  Kassel | Tua Girls One Kupp | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1,437.16 | 102.7 | |
| 5 |  Wright | Warren Commission Coverup | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1,366.96 | 97.6 | |
| 6 |  Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,711.62 | 122.3 | |
| 7 |  Freundlich | Jeanty Abortion | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1,512.8 | 108.1 | |
| 8 |  Baumann | Release the Epenesa Files | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1,437.36 | 102.7 | |
| 9 |  Becker-Parton | Skatt Porn | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,489.02 | 106.4 | |
| 10 |  Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | 6 | 8 | 0 | 1,495.86 | 106.8 | |
| 11 |  Sohl | Balls Deeper | 5 | 9 | 0 | 1,057.4 | 75.5 | |
| 12 |  Bronchtein | Jay Gruden's Degenerates | 4 | 10 | 0 | 1,223.02 | 87.4 | |
| 13 |  Banys | Sildenafil Bill | 3 | 11 | 0 | 1,126.14 | 80.4 | |
| 14 |  Foote | Emeka Egbukake | 1 | 13 | 0 | 1,027.08 | 73.4 | Goose |
Championship Bracket
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P. Waxman | Let Njigba Know | 137.6 | – | 136.9 | Release the Epenesa Files | Baumann | P. Waxman |
| Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 125.2 | – | 135.4 | Jauan me to eat your butt | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
| Wright | Warren Commission Coverup | 128.9 | – | 100.8 | Jeanty Abortion | Freundlich | Wright |
| Kassel | Tua Girls One Kupp | 88.6 | – | 90.8 | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | Ballard | Ballard |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P. Waxman | Let Njigba Know | 144.7 | – | 126.7 | Jauan me to eat your butt | Valenzuela | P. Waxman |
| Wright | Warren Commission Coverup | 87.1 | – | 103.0 | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | Ballard | Ballard |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P. Waxman | Let Njigba Know | 112.4 | – | 141.8 | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | Ballard | Ballard |
| Valenzuela | Jauan me to eat your butt | 100.4 | – | 82.2 | Warren Commission Coverup | Wright | Valenzuela |
Top 5 Weeks
| Wk | Manager | Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 158.9 |
| 9 | Becker-Parton | Skatt Porn | 153.8 |
| 6 | P. Waxman | Let Njigba Know | 149.3 |
| 7 | Becker-Parton | Skatt Porn | 149.0 |
| 12 | Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 146.3 |
Bottom 5 Weeks
| Wk | Manager | Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | Sohl | Balls Deeper | 30.7 |
| 6 | Banys | Sildenafil Bill | 38.1 |
| 14 | Bronchtein | Jay Gruden's Degenerates | 42.9 |
| 14 | Valenzuela | Jauan me to eat your butt | 43.6 |
| 10 | Banys | Sildenafil Bill | 53.7 |
Weekly High Scorers
| Week | Manager | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ballard | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | 126.0 | Faust | 112.8 |
| 2 | Kassel | Tua Girls One Kupp | 140.0 | Baumann | 99.5 |
| 3 | Freundlich | Jeanty Abortion | 143.3 | P. Waxman | 120.3 |
| 4 | Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 126.8 | Faust | 118.6 |
| 5 | Freundlich | Jeanty Abortion | 131.9 | Faust | 110.4 |
| 6 | P. Waxman | Let Njigba Know | 149.3 | Waxman | 119.5 |
| 7 | Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 158.9 | Banys | 132.9 |
| 8 | Valenzuela | Jauan me to eat your butt | 137.8 | Sohl | 69.5 |
| 9 | Becker-Parton | Skatt Porn | 153.8 | Waxman | 116.6 |
| 10 | Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 139.0 | Kassel | 85.7 |
| 11 | Valenzuela | Jauan me to eat your butt | 123.2 | Becker-Parton | 109.7 |
| 12 | Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 146.3 | Ballard | 69.7 |
| 13 | Freundlich | Jeanty Abortion | 131.2 | Bronchtein | 87.7 |
| 14 | Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 126.2 | Foote | 67.1 |