← Faust

Faust — 2025

Hot Chubb Time Machine · Record: 6-8 ยท PPG: 106.8 · 14 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Hot Chubb Time Machine 112.8126.0 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (L) vs Ballard

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 112.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 38.8
RB J. Conner RB ARI 12.4
RB K. Walker RB SEA 3.9
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 10.3
WR J. Chase WR CIN 3.6
TE T. K elce 11.7
R/W/T T. Etienne RB JAX 17.1
K H. Butker K KC 10.0
DEF Cardinals DEF 5.0
BN C. K upp 2.5
BN K. Hunt RB KC 3.6
BN J. Meyers WR JAX 13.7
BN W. Shipley RB PHI 2.6

Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (Ballard) — 126.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Mayfield QB TB 22.6
RB D. Henry RB BAL 28.7
RB J. Jacobs RB GB 13.5
WR D. Smith WR PHI 3.1
WR M. Harrison WR ARI 15.6
TE J. Smith TE PIT 10.0
R/W/T B. Hall RB NYJ 15.5
K B. Aubrey K DAL 10.0
DEF Bengals DEF 7.0
BN J. Mixon RB HOU 0.0
BN J. Jeudy WR CLE 9.1
BN J. Ford RB CLE 1.0
BN M. Golden WR GB 2.6
Week 2: Hot Chubb Time Machine 126.894.1 Emeka Egbukake (W) vs Foote

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 126.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 11.8
RB J. Conner RB ARI 11.7
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 15.9
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 9.5
WR J. Chase WR CIN 29.5
TE T. K elce 8.1
R/W/T K. Walker RB SEA 18.3
K H. Butker K KC 7.0
DEF Cardinals DEF 15.0
BN C. K upp 12.5
BN J. Meyers WR JAX 9.8
BN W. Shipley RB PHI 0.0
BN K. Johnson RB PIT 0.1

Emeka Egbukake (Foote) — 94.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Burrow QB CIN 7.0
RB A. K amara 13.0
RB A. Jones RB MIN 2.3
WR A. Brown WR PHI 5.2
WR P. Nacua WR LAR 23.6
TE E. Engram TE DEN 1.7
R/W/T R. Odunze WR CHI 28.3
K W. Lutz K DEN 4.0
DEF 49ers DEF 9.0
BN N. Harris RB LAC 5.8
BN R. Shaheed WR SEA 13.2
BN J. Reed WR GB 0.0
BN C. Williams QB CHI 16.0
Week 3: Hot Chubb Time Machine 93.070.9 Balls Deeper (W) vs Sohl

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 93.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 23.0
RB J. Conner RB ARI 5.2
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 11.6
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 10.7
WR J. Chase WR CIN 6.4
TE T. K elce 4.6
R/W/T K. Walker RB SEA 17.5
K H. Butker K KC 11.0
DEF Falcons DEF 3.0
BN C. K upp 4.1
BN J. Meyers WR JAX 7.8
BN H. Renfrow WR IA 1.6
BN E. Ayomanor WR TEN 11.8

Balls Deeper (Sohl) — 70.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Mahomes QB KC 13.2
RB Z. Charbonnet RB SEA 0.0
RB T. Tracy RB NYG 4.6
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 19.4
WR T. Hunter WR JAX 2.6
TE S. LaPorta TE DET 5.3
R/W/T D. Goedert TE PHI 9.8
K C. Boswell K PIT 3.0
DEF Bears DEF 13.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 10.0
BN J. McLaughlin RB DEN 0.0
BN L. McCaffrey WR WAS 13.1
BN B. Tuten RB JAX 8.1
Week 4: Hot Chubb Time Machine 118.6126.8 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (L) vs Waxman

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 118.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 23.9
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 19.0
RB K. Walker RB SEA 11.5
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 21.1
WR J. Chase WR CIN 4.8
TE T. K elce 7.3
R/W/T J. Meyers WR JAX 5.0
K H. Butker K KC 13.0
DEF Patriots DEF 13.0
BN C. K upp 4.6
BN H. Renfrow WR IA 2.0
BN T. Franklin WR DEN 7.5
BN E. Ayomanor WR TEN 5.4

Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (Waxman) — 126.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Fields QB NYJ 27.1
RB J. Williams RB DAL 17.5
RB J. Gibbs RB DET 16.7
WR D. London WR ATL 21.0
WR T. McMillan WR CAR 8.2
TE T. McBride TE ARI 8.7
R/W/T C. Sutton WR DEN 16.6
K J. Elliott K PHI 7.0
DEF Vikings DEF 4.0
BN N. Chubb RB HOU 7.2
BN J. Waddle WR MIA 6.3
BN B. Nix QB DEN 24.7
BN W. Marks RB HOU 25.9
Week 5: Hot Chubb Time Machine 110.4131.9 Jeanty Abortion (L) vs Freundlich

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 110.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 18.4
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 7.3
RB K. Walker RB SEA 9.1
WR J. Meyers WR JAX 5.2
WR J. Chase WR CIN 26.0
TE T. K elce 15.6
R/W/T M. Carter RB ARI 15.8
K H. Butker K KC 4.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 9.0
BN D. Metcalf WR PIT 0.0
BN T. Franklin WR DEN 7.0
BN I. Davis RB NYJ 4.8
BN E. Ayomanor WR TEN 2.8

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 131.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 26.6
RB J. Taylor RB IND 30.1
RB J. Cook RB BUF 4.9
WR M. Brown WR KC 6.8
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 4.9
TE D. K incaid 13.8
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 17.7
K C. McLaughlin K TB 12.0
DEF Colts DEF 15.0
BN A. Rodgers QB PIT 0.0
BN J. Mixon RB HOU 0.0
BN J. McNichols RB WAS 2.3
BN J. Jennings WR SF 0.0
Week 6: Hot Chubb Time Machine 92.994.1 Jauan me to eat your butt (L) vs Valenzuela

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 92.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 13.4
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 7.5
RB K. Walker RB SEA 4.2
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 17.5
WR J. Chase WR CIN 20.1
TE T. K elce 10.8
R/W/T M. Carter RB ARI 7.4
K H. Butker K KC 5.0
DEF Patriots DEF 7.0
BN K. Bourne WR SF 16.7
BN J. Meyers WR JAX 5.9
BN K. Vidal RB LAC 21.3
BN E. Ayomanor WR TEN 4.2

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 94.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Daniels QB WAS 20.6
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 15.6
RB T. Henderson RB NE 4.1
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 27.3
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 3.4
TE T. K raft 11.3
R/W/T H. Haskins RB LAC 2.8
K M. Badgley K 7.0
DEF Packers DEF 2.0
BN D. Waller TE MIA 8.2
BN N. Collins WR HOU 0.0
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 0.0
Week 7: Hot Chubb Time Machine 101.082.2 Jay Gruden's Degenerates (W) vs Bronchtein

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 101.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 17.6
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 6.0
RB K. Vidal RB LAC 5.5
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 6.5
WR J. Chase WR CIN 30.1
TE T. K elce 6.9
R/W/T K. Bourne WR SF 2.4
K H. Butker K KC 7.0
DEF Patriots DEF 19.0
BN J. Allen QB BUF 0.0
BN M. Carter RB ARI 4.6
BN K. Walker RB SEA 6.6
BN E. Ayomanor WR TEN 3.9

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 82.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 24.0
RB J. Mason RB MIN 11.7
RB C. Brown RB CIN 11.0
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 10.4
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 12.5
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 5.6
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 0.0
K J. K arty 5.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 2.0
BN D. Brown WR JAX 6.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 10.2
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 11.9
BN T. Tucker WR LV 5.8
Week 8: Hot Chubb Time Machine 109.7111.9 Sildenafil Bill (L) vs Banys

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 109.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 23.2
RB K. Vidal RB LAC 19.2
RB K. Monangai RB CHI 2.4
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 14.0
WR J. Chase WR CIN 15.1
TE T. K elce 18.9
R/W/T K. Bourne WR SF 5.9
K H. Butker K KC 4.0
DEF Colts DEF 7.0
BN T. Etienne RB JAX 0.0
BN M. Carter RB ARI 0.0
BN B. K night 0.0
BN K. Walker RB SEA 0.0

Sildenafil Bill (Banys) — 111.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Herbert QB LAC 24.3
RB D. Swift RB CHI 14.1
RB Q. Judkins RB CLE 3.2
WR J. Addison WR MIN 10.1
WR J. Higgins WR HOU 11.4
TE H. Henry TE NE 7.2
R/W/T R. Harvey RB DEN 23.6
K W. Reichard K MIN 6.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 12.0
BN B. Aiyuk WR 0.0
BN Z. Flowers WR BAL 10.6
BN T. Spears RB TEN 15.7
BN O. Hampton RB LAC 0.0
Week 9: Hot Chubb Time Machine 107.4107.8 Let Njigba Know (L) vs P. Waxman

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 107.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 28.8
RB K. Vidal RB LAC 3.0
RB K. Monangai RB CHI 21.3
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 1.6
WR J. Chase WR CIN 14.1
TE T. K elce 10.6
R/W/T T. Etienne RB JAX 14.0
K H. Butker K KC 7.0
DEF Lions DEF 7.0
BN K. Bourne WR SF 4.4
BN M. Carter RB ARI 0.0
BN B. K night 5.7
BN K. Walker RB SEA 7.1

Let Njigba Know (P. Waxman) — 107.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Jones QB IND 11.1
RB S. Perine RB CIN 0.5
RB D. Achane RB MIA 13.6
WR A. St. Brown WR DET 14.2
WR J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA 18.0
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 8.1
R/W/T T. Pollard RB TEN 7.3
K C. Dicker K LAC 11.0
DEF Steelers DEF 24.0
BN M. Evans WR TB 0.0
BN B. Purdy QB SF 0.0
BN K. Coleman WR BUF 2.7
BN T. Johnson WR TB 0.0
Week 10: Hot Chubb Time Machine 95.177.9 Skatt Porn (W) vs Becker-Parton

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 95.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 18.3
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 14.7
RB K. Vidal RB LAC 17.3
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 5.0
WR A. Pierce WR IND 16.4
TE M. Andrews TE BAL 8.9
R/W/T K. Walker RB SEA 7.5
K C. McLaughlin K TB 5.0
DEF Lions DEF 2.0
BN T. K elce 0.0
BN J. Chase WR CIN 0.0
BN R. Davis RB BUF 0.3
BN K. Monangai RB CHI 8.8

Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 77.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB L. Jackson QB BAL 16.6
RB C. McCaffrey RB SF 13.6
RB J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS 3.0
WR D. Adams WR LAR 16.7
WR D. Samuel WR WAS 10.9
TE B. Bowers TE LV 3.2
R/W/T K. Allen WR LAC 2.9
K C. Santos K CHI 6.0
DEF Browns DEF 5.0
BN D. Moore WR CHI 0.0
BN T. Allgeier RB ATL 17.7
BN C. Stroud QB HOU 0.0
BN T. Johnson TE NYG 11.0
Week 11: Hot Chubb Time Machine 122.381.4 Tua Girls One Kupp (W) vs Kassel

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 122.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 40.7
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 19.3
RB K. Vidal RB LAC 2.2
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 7.4
WR J. Chase WR CIN 4.5
TE T. K elce 19.6
R/W/T K. Walker RB SEA 18.6
K C. McLaughlin K TB 8.0
DEF Lions DEF 2.0
BN M. Andrews TE BAL 14.2
BN A. Pierce WR IND 0.0
BN R. Davis RB BUF 0.0
BN K. Monangai RB CHI 10.2

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 81.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 11.1
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 12.5
RB R. Stevenson RB NE 0.0
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 15.1
WR R. Rice WR KC 6.8
TE D. Schultz TE HOU 8.1
R/W/T T. Higgins WR CIN 13.8
K M. Prater K BUF 8.0
DEF Panthers DEF 6.0
BN J. Dobbins RB DEN 0.0
BN B. Irving RB TB 0.0
BN T. Warren TE IND 0.0
BN J. Dart QB NYG 0.0
Week 12: Hot Chubb Time Machine 89.193.5 Release the Epenesa Files (L) vs Baumann

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 89.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 6.1
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 19.1
RB B. K night 11.2
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 11.9
WR M. Wilson WR ARI 16.8
TE T. K elce 6.4
R/W/T K. Walker RB SEA 11.6
K C. McLaughlin K TB 1.0
DEF Lions DEF 5.0
BN M. Andrews TE BAL 1.6
BN J. Chase WR CIN 0.0
BN A. Pierce WR IND 3.1
BN K. Vidal RB LAC 0.0

Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 93.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Maye QB NE 15.0
RB K. Williams RB LAR 5.3
RB B. Robinson RB ATL 13.7
WR K. Shakir WR BUF 13.0
WR C. Olave WR NO 11.5
TE K. Pitts TE ATL 3.5
R/W/T K. Boutte WR NE 2.5
K E. McPherson K CIN 12.0
DEF Texans DEF 17.0
BN D. Njoku TE CLE 0.0
BN M. Hollins WR NE 4.0
BN N. Chubb RB HOU 2.0
BN L. McConkey WR LAC 0.0
Week 13: Hot Chubb Time Machine 92.695.8 Warren Commission Coverup (L) vs Wright

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 92.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 15.7
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 4.6
RB K. Vidal RB LAC 20.2
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 4.7
WR J. Chase WR CIN 14.5
TE T. K elce 13.0
R/W/T K. Walker RB SEA 8.9
K C. McLaughlin K TB 10.0
DEF Lions DEF 1.0
BN M. Andrews TE BAL 6.7
BN A. Pierce WR IND 15.8
BN B. K night 15.3
BN M. Wilson WR ARI 5.1

Warren Commission Coverup (Wright) — 95.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Brissett QB ARI 18.6
RB J. Warren RB PIT 11.4
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 9.1
WR M. Pittman WR IND 1.8
WR N. Collins WR HOU 19.0
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 6.1
R/W/T B. Thomas WR JAX 3.8
K J. Myers K SEA 18.0
DEF Broncos DEF 8.0
BN T. McLaurin WR WAS 19.1
BN J. Jennings WR SF 11.9
BN R. White RB TB 4.4
BN J. Daniels QB WAS 0.0
Week 14: Hot Chubb Time Machine 124.066.3 Skatt Porn (W) vs Becker-Parton

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 124.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 37.8
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 20.7
RB K. Vidal RB LAC 10.9
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 18.3
WR J. Chase WR CIN 7.7
TE T. K elce 1.3
R/W/T K. Walker RB SEA 3.3
K C. McLaughlin K TB 8.0
DEF Lions DEF 16.0
BN D. Watson QB CLE 0.0
BN A. Pierce WR IND 10.5
BN B. K night 4.9
BN M. Wilson WR ARI 31.7

Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 66.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB L. Jackson QB BAL 20.1
RB T. Allgeier RB ATL 7.7
RB J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS 3.2
WR D. Adams WR LAR 4.9
WR D. Samuel WR WAS 4.7
TE B. Bowers TE LV 12.6
R/W/T D. Moore WR CHI 0.1
K C. Santos K CHI 7.0
DEF Rams DEF 6.0
BN K. Allen WR LAC 3.7
BN C. McCaffrey RB SF 0.0
BN E. Wilson RB GB 1.0
BN T. Johnson TE NYG 0.0
Week 16: Hot Chubb Time Machine 85.271.4 Balls Deeper (W) vs Sohl PLAYOFF

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 85.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 6.9
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 14.6
RB K. Vidal RB LAC 1.1
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 6.2
WR J. Chase WR CIN 15.4
TE T. K elce 1.1
R/W/T K. Walker RB SEA 23.9
K C. McLaughlin K TB 10.0
DEF Lions DEF 6.0
BN D. Watson QB CLE 0.0
BN A. Pierce WR IND 22.6
BN B. K night 0.0
BN M. Wilson WR ARI 12.2

Balls Deeper (Sohl) — 71.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Mahomes QB KC 0.0
RB Z. Charbonnet RB SEA 15.4
RB T. Tracy RB NYG 8.8
WR J. Meyers WR JAX 6.6
WR C. Dike WR TEN 11.5
TE D. Goedert TE PHI 10.7
R/W/T T. Johnson WR TB 0.4
K C. Boswell K PIT 11.0
DEF Bears DEF 7.0
BN M. Mariota QB WAS 3.7
BN S. LaPorta TE DET 0.0
BN K. Miller RB NO 0.0
BN B. Tuten RB JAX 0.0
Week 17: Hot Chubb Time Machine 97.183.2 Jay Gruden's Degenerates (W) vs Bronchtein PLAYOFF

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 97.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 23.2
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 10.2
RB K. Walker RB SEA 6.7
WR J. Chase WR CIN 21.5
WR M. Wilson WR ARI 17.4
TE T. K elce 6.1
R/W/T A. Pierce WR IND 0.0
K C. McLaughlin K TB 5.0
DEF Lions DEF 7.0
BN D. Watson QB CLE 0.0
BN D. Metcalf WR PIT 0.0
BN B. K night 0.0
BN K. Vidal RB LAC 0.0

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 83.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 8.9
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 3.2
RB C. Brown RB CIN 27.6
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 5.0
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 16.8
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 0.0
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 4.7
K T. Loop K BAL 11.0
DEF Ravens DEF 6.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 7.7
BN J. Mason RB MIN 0.0
BN P. Washington WR JAX 15.0
BN D. Neal RB NO 0.0