Dolphins
DEF · 2012–2025 · 65 appearances · 528.0 total pts · 8.1 avg pts
Career Stats
| Year | Manager | NFL Team | Weeks | Total Pts | Avg Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 |  Faust,  Bronchtein | 5 | 36.0 | 7.2 | |
| 2023 |  Freundlich,  Valenzuela | 10 | 133.0 | 13.3 | |
| 2022 |  Baumann,  Becker-Parton, Freundlich | 6 | 40.0 | 6.7 | |
| 2020 | Valenzuela,  Banys | 10 | 107.0 | 10.7 | |
| 2018 | Banys,  Waxman | 2 | 20.0 | 10.0 | |
| 2017 | Becker-Parton, Valenzuela | 4 | 6.0 | 1.5 | |
| 2016 | Waxman, Valenzuela | 5 | 41.0 | 8.2 | |
| 2015 | Waxman,  Norberg | 4 | 23.0 | 5.8 | |
| 2014 | Freundlich, Bronchtein | 10 | 79.0 | 7.9 | |
| 2013 |  Ballard,  Foote, Valenzuela | 5 | 26.0 | 5.2 | |
| 2012 | Becker-Parton, Foote | 4 | 17.0 | 4.3 |
Week-by-Week History
2025 — — 5 weeks, 36.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | DEF | @CAR | 9.0 | |
| 7 | Bronchtein | Jay Gruden's Degenerates | DEF | @CLE | 2.0 | |
| 8 | Bronchtein | Jay Gruden's Degenerates | DEF | @ATL | 7.0 | |
| 9 | Bronchtein | Jay Gruden's Degenerates | DEF | BAL | 1.0 | |
| 10 | Bronchtein | Jay Gruden's Degenerates | DEF | BUF | 17.0 |
2023 — — 10 weeks, 133.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Freundlich | Bijan Curious | DEF | @LAC | 2.0 | |
| 3 | Valenzuela | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | DEF | DEN | 14.0 | |
| 5 | Freundlich | Bijan Curious | DEF | NYG | 13.0 | |
| 6 | Freundlich | Bijan Curious | DEF | CAR | 7.0 | |
| 8 | Valenzuela | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | DEF | NE | 6.0 | |
| 11 | Valenzuela | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | DEF | LV | 12.0 | |
| 12 | Valenzuela | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | DEF | @NYJ | 23.0 | |
| 13 | Valenzuela | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | DEF | @WAS | 14.0 | |
| 14 | Valenzuela | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | DEF | TEN | 14.0 | |
| 15 | Valenzuela | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | DEF | NYJ | 28.0 |
2022 — — 6 weeks, 40.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Baumann | A Meinerz Setback | DEF | NE | 22.0 | |
| 2 | Baumann | A Meinerz Setback | DEF | @BAL | -4.0 | |
| 5 | Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | DEF | @NYJ | -2.0 | |
| 6 | Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | DEF | MIN | 5.0 | |
| 7 | Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | DEF | PIT | 12.0 | |
| 9 | Freundlich | Pert it in Herbert | DEF | @CHI | 7.0 |
2020 — — 10 weeks, 107.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Valenzuela | punani dasani coochie dinucci | DEF | NYJ | 15.0 | |
| 8 | Banys | Jimmy GQanon | DEF | LAR | 23.0 | |
| 9 | Banys | Jimmy GQanon | DEF | @ARI | 8.0 | |
| 10 | Banys | Jimmy GQanon | DEF | LAC | 4.0 | |
| 11 | Banys | Jimmy GQanon | DEF | @DEN | 5.0 | |
| 12 | Banys | Jimmy GQanon | DEF | @NYJ | 14.0 | |
| 13 | Banys | Jimmy GQanon | DEF | CIN | 14.0 | |
| 14 | Banys | Jimmy GQanon | DEF | KC | 10.0 | |
| 15 | Banys | Jimmy GQanon | DEF | NE | 9.0 | |
| 16 | Banys | Jimmy GQanon | DEF | @LV | 5.0 |
2018 — — 2 weeks, 20.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Banys | Democracy Dies in Darkwa | DEF | @CIN | 11.0 | |
| 13 | Waxman | Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt | DEF | BUF | 9.0 |
2017 — — 4 weeks, 6.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's New Team | DEF | @NYJ | 5.0 | |
| 8 | Valenzuela | BEAST CHODE | DEF | @BAL | -1.0 | |
| 15 | Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's New Team | DEF | @BUF | 2.0 | |
| 16 | Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's New Team | DEF | @KC | 0.0 |
2016 — — 5 weeks, 41.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Waxman | Jim Bob's Cooter | DEF | CLE | 7.0 | |
| 11 | Valenzuela | 10 w E N T z b R E a s T | DEF | @LAR | 7.0 | |
| 12 | Valenzuela | 10 w E N T z b R E a s T | DEF | SF | 6.0 | |
| 13 | Valenzuela | 10 w E N T z b R E a s T | DEF | @BAL | 0.0 | |
| 15 | Valenzuela | 10 w E N T z b R E a s T | DEF | @NYJ | 21.0 |
2015 — — 4 weeks, 23.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | DEF | @WAS | 15.0 | |
| 2 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | DEF | @JAX | 0.0 | |
| 3 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | DEF | BUF | -4.0 | |
| 7 | Norberg | The Washington Redskins | DEF | HOU | 12.0 |
2014 — — 10 weeks, 79.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Freundlich | for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | DEF | @BUF | -1.0 | |
| 3 | Freundlich | for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | DEF | KC | 10.0 | |
| 4 | Freundlich | for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | DEF | @LV | 17.0 | |
| 8 | Freundlich | for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | DEF | @JAX | 26.0 | |
| 10 | Bronchtein | A Teo of Two Titties | DEF | @DET | 6.0 | |
| 11 | Bronchtein | A Teo of Two Titties | DEF | BUF | 8.0 | |
| 12 | Bronchtein | A Teo of Two Titties | DEF | @DEN | -1.0 | |
| 13 | Bronchtein | A Teo of Two Titties | DEF | @NYJ | 8.0 | |
| 14 | Bronchtein | A Teo of Two Titties | DEF | BAL | 2.0 | |
| 16 | Bronchtein | A Teo of Two Titties | DEF | MIN | 4.0 |
2013 — — 5 weeks, 26.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Ballard | Denarius Targaryen Moore | DEF | @IND | 6.0 | |
| 3 | Ballard | Denarius Targaryen Moore | DEF | ATL | 4.0 | |
| 7 | Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | DEF | BUF | 7.0 | |
| 10 | Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | DEF | @TB | 5.0 | |
| 16 | Valenzuela | The Arian Brotherhood | BN | @BUF | 4.0 |
2012 — — 4 weeks, 17.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | DEF | @IND | 1.0 | |
| 10 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | BN | TEN | 0.0 | |
| 11 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | BN | @BUF | 10.0 | |
| 13 | Foote | Virgins with AIDS | BN | NE | 6.0 |