Waxman
Active 13 seasons (2013–2025) · 174 regular season games
Career Summary
| W | L | T | Win% | PPG | Total Pts | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Goose Yrs | Goose Wks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 103 | 71 | 0 | 59.2 | 103.2 | 17,952.46 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Season by Season
| Year | Team | W | L | T | Pts | PPG | Rank | Finish | Goose Wks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2013 | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1,104.8 | 85.0 | 9/12 | 1 | |
| 2014 | Carlos Hyde Your Kids | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1,333.88 | 102.6 | 5/12 | 0 | |
| 2015 | My Ball Zach Ertz | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1,123.7 | 86.4 | 5/12 | 0 | |
| 2016 | Jim Bob's Cooter | 6 | 7 | 0 | 1,124.38 | 86.5 | 9/12 | 0 | |
| 2017 | Quarterback Lives Matter | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1,512.28 | 116.3 | 2/12 | Silver | 0 |
| 2018 | Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1,418.58 | 109.1 | 6/12 | 1 | |
| 2019 | The Ballad of Buster Skrine | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1,455.02 | 111.9 | 4/12 | 0 | |
| 2020 | Person Woman Man Kamara TV | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1,277.14 | 98.2 | 10/12 | 0 | |
| 2021 | Trey Sermon on the Mount | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,473.4 | 105.2 | 5/14 | 0 | |
| 2022 | Drake London Bridge Is Down | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,457 | 104.1 | 2/14 | Silver | 0 |
| 2023 | Jock Blocked by Derek Carr | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,473 | 105.2 | 7/14 | 0 | |
| 2024 | Hawk Tuah Tagovailoa | 11 | 3 | 0 | 1,487.66 | 106.3 | 4/14 | 0 | |
| 2025 | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,711.62 | 122.3 | 6/14 | 0 |
Weekly Results
Win Loss Tie
| Year | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Record |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2013 | 5-8 | ||||||||||||||
| 2014 | 7-6 | ||||||||||||||
| 2015 | 8-5 | ||||||||||||||
| 2016 | 6-7 | ||||||||||||||
| 2017 | 12-1 | ||||||||||||||
| 2018 | 7-6 | ||||||||||||||
| 2019 | 8-5 | ||||||||||||||
| 2020 | 5-8 | ||||||||||||||
| 2021 | 9-5 | ||||||||||||||
| 2022 | 9-5 | ||||||||||||||
| 2023 | 7-7 | ||||||||||||||
| 2024 | 11-3 | ||||||||||||||
| 2025 | 9-5 |
Position Breakdown
QB RB WR TE K DEF
| QB | RB | WR | TE | K | DEF | Distribution |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20.3% | 29.9% | 27.6% | 6.7% | 8.8% | 6.6% |
Head-to-Head Records
| Opponent | W | L | T | Games | Win% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Becker-Parton | 9 | 9 | 0 | 18 | 50.0 |
 Bronchtein | 7 | 10 | 0 | 17 | 41.2 |
 Baumann | 10 | 6 | 0 | 16 | 62.5 |
 Ballard | 11 | 5 | 0 | 16 | 68.8 |
 Foote | 10 | 5 | 0 | 15 | 66.7 |
 Wright | 8 | 6 | 0 | 14 | 57.1 |
 Valenzuela | 8 | 6 | 0 | 14 | 57.1 |
 Freundlich | 8 | 6 | 0 | 14 | 57.1 |
 Banys | 10 | 3 | 0 | 13 | 76.9 |
 Sohl | 6 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 75.0 |
 Norberg | 5 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 62.5 |
 P. Waxman | 1 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 20.0 |
 Kassel | 3 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 60.0 |
 Faust | 2 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 40.0 |
 Rath | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 100.0 |
 Wood | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 66.7 |
Top 5 Best Weeks
| Year | Wk | Team | Pts | vs | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 7 | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 158.9 | Banys | W 132.9 |
| 2022 | 11 | Drake London Bridge Is Down | 153.1 | Wright | W 78.7 |
| 2025 | 12 | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 146.3 | Ballard | W 69.7 |
| 2021 | 4 | Trey Sermon on the Mount | 144.6 | Sohl | W 86.2 |
| 2023 | 4 | Jock Blocked by Derek Carr | 142.3 | Wright | W 79.3 |
Top 5 Worst Weeks
| Year | Wk | Team | Pts | vs | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2020 | 8 | Person Woman Man Kamara TV | 48.2 | Wright | L 119.1 |
| 2013 | 7 | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | 52.5 | Foote | L 87.1 |
| 2013 | 2 | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | 55.9 | Wood | L 103.0 |
| 2014 | 11 | Carlos Hyde Your Kids | 57.8 | Foote | L 95.3 |
| 2013 | 6 | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | 60.9 | Ballard | L 83.0 |