2013 Season
12 teams ·
13 regular season + 3 playoff weeks ·
Avg: 92.3 PPG · Gold: 
Valenzuela Silver: 
Becker-Parton Bronze: 
Foote
Standings
| # | Manager | Team | W | L | T | Total Pts | PPG | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Valenzuela | The Arian Brotherhood | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1,331.62 | 102.4 | Gold |
| 2 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1,323.4 | 101.8 | Silver |
| 3 | Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1,260.92 | 97.0 | Bronze |
| 4 |  Wright | Cunt Punters | 11 | 2 | 0 | 1,340.7 | 103.1 | |
| 5 |  Freundlich | Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1,159.48 | 89.2 | |
| 6 |  Ballard | Denarius Targaryen Moore | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1,210.78 | 93.1 | |
| 7 |  Bronchtein | Asomugha to Mouth | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1,189.98 | 91.5 | |
| 8 |  Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1,252.5 | 96.3 | |
| 9 |  Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1,104.8 | 85.0 | |
| 10 |  Banys | Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich | 4 | 9 | 0 | 1,183.72 | 91.1 | |
| 11 |  Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | 2 | 11 | 0 | 1,136.76 | 87.4 | |
| 12 |  Norberg | Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs | 1 | 12 | 0 | 900.46 | 69.3 | Goose |
Championship Bracket
Round 1
Valenzuela — BYE Wright — BYE | Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Freundlich | Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve | 70.4 | – | 87.7 | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | Becker-Parton | Becker-Parton |
| Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | 136.7 | – | 103.8 | Denarius Targaryen Moore | Ballard | Foote |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wright | Cunt Punters | 100.7 | – | 105.3 | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | Becker-Parton | Becker-Parton |
| Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | 80.1 | – | 125.2 | The Arian Brotherhood | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | 74.0 | – | 125.0 | The Arian Brotherhood | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
| Wright | Cunt Punters | 90.0 | – | 118.0 | Cecil Your Shorts III | Foote | Foote |
Top 5 Weeks
| Wk | Manager | Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | 150.2 |
| 4 | Bronchtein | Asomugha to Mouth | 149.3 |
| 9 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | 137.6 |
| 12 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | 137.2 |
| 5 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | 133.0 |
Weekly High Scorers
| Week | Manager | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Valenzuela | The Arian Brotherhood | 126.1 | Wood | 102.3 |
| 2 | Wright | Cunt Punters | 108.4 | Bronchtein | 98.5 |
| 3 | Valenzuela | The Arian Brotherhood | 128.5 | Banys | 84.1 |
| 4 | Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | 150.2 | Norberg | 88.8 |
| 5 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | 133.0 | Banys | 99.4 |
| 6 | Wright | Cunt Punters | 120.7 | Valenzuela | 96.3 |
| 7 | Wright | Cunt Punters | 124.3 | Baumann | 88.0 |
| 8 | Wright | Cunt Punters | 115.0 | Freundlich | 79.0 |
| 9 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | 137.6 | Bronchtein | 69.3 |
| 10 | Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | 111.0 | Baumann | 109.1 |
| 11 | Bronchtein | Asomugha to Mouth | 125.4 | Baumann | 96.5 |
| 12 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | 137.2 | Ballard | 80.6 |
| 13 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | 129.9 | Foote | 100.3 |