Hauschka's Missed Tackles · Record: 8-5 · PPG: 101.8 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 92.3 – 106.4 Denarius Targaryen Moore (L) vs Ballard

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 92.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	15.5
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	10.4
RB	D. Richardson	RB	LAR	9.6
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	2.2
WR	R. Cobb	WR	GB	17.4
TE	J. Cameron	TE	CLE	16.8
R/W/T	D. Amendola	WR	NE	10.4
K	J. Brown	K	NYG	7.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		3.0
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	I. Redman	RB		1.5
BN	T. Pryor	QB	LV	19.9
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	10.1
BN	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	0.0
BN	L. Bell	RB	PIT	0.0

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 106.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Vick	QB	PHI	25.5
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	7.0
RB	R. Bush	RB	DET	25.1
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	3.7
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	11.1
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	18.7
R/W/T	A. Bradshaw	RB	IND	3.3
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	9.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		3.0
BN	G. Little	WR	CLE	2.6
BN	K. Rudolph	TE	MIN	2.7
BN	J. Jones	WR	GB	0.0
BN	I. Pead	RB	LAR	0.0
BN	K. Wright	WR	TEN	1.1
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	24.9

Week 2: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 106.2 – 107.9 Cecil Your Shorts III (L) vs Foote

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 106.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	11.0
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	14.4
RB	D. Richardson	RB	LAR	8.0
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	20.1
WR	R. Cobb	WR	GB	18.8
TE	J. Cameron	TE	CLE	9.5
R/W/T	R. Randle	WR	NYG	1.4
K	J. Brown	K	NYG	11.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		12.0
BN	J. Simpson	WR	MIN	4.9
BN	D. Amendola	WR	NE	0.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	7.2
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	T. Pryor	QB	LV	10.0
BN	L. Bell	RB	PIT	0.0
RES	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	0.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 107.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	23.0
RB	A. Foster	RB	HOU	16.5
RB	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	5.6
WR	D. Thomas	WR	DEN	5.2
WR	D. Bowe	WR	KC	11.6
TE	J. Graham	TE	NO	23.9
R/W/T	A. Jeffery	WR	CHI	4.1
K	G. Hartley	K		10.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		8.0
BN	G. Tate	WR	SEA	1.9
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	18.6
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	10.5
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	CAR	4.3
BN	C. Patterson	WR	MIN	1.4
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	18.5

Week 3: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 112.3 – 64.1 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 112.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	21.5
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	10.8
RB	D. Richardson	RB	LAR	0.0
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	9.8
WR	R. Cobb	WR	GB	5.4
TE	J. Cameron	TE	CLE	24.6
R/W/T	J. Bell	RB	DET	19.2
K	J. Brown	K	NYG	0.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		21.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	NE	0.0
BN	J. Starks	RB	GB	5.5
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	T. Pryor	QB	LV	18.8
BN	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	22.8
BN	L. Bell	RB	PIT	0.0

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 64.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	NE	15.5
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	23.2
RB	B. Jacobs	RB	NYG	0.2
WR	J. Jones	WR	ATL	12.2
WR	R. Wayne	WR	IND	6.3
TE	T. Eifert	TE	CIN	0.7
R/W/T	Z. Sudfeld	TE	NYJ	0.0
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	3.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		3.0
BN	E. Sanders	WR	PIT	3.9
BN	M. Leshoure	RB	DET	0.0
BN	S. Vereen	RB	NE	0.0
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	16.9
BN	H. Miller	TE	PIT	3.5
BN	M. Ball	RB	DEN	4.1

Week 4: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 74.2 – 149.3 Asomugha to Mouth (L) vs Bronchtein

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 74.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	10.6
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	15.1
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	6.1
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	20.1
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	7.1
TE	B. Myers	TE	NYG	0.0
R/W/T	J. Bell	RB	DET	2.2
K	C. Sturgis	K	MIA	5.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		8.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	NE	0.0
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	R. Cobb	WR	GB	0.0
BN	J. Snelling	RB	ATL	3.4
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	D. Richardson	RB	LAR	2.4

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 149.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	13.8
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	18.3
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	19.3
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	22.4
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	9.8
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	26.9
R/W/T	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	10.8
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	11.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		17.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	2.5
BN	J. Gresham	TE	CIN	5.3
BN	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	5.5
BN	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	21.2
BN	K. Winslow	TE	NYJ	7.3
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.0

Week 5: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 110.4 – 83.3 Cunt Punters (W) vs Wright

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 110.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	15.4
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	21.0
RB	L. Blount	RB	NE	3.1
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	24.1
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	14.6
TE	B. Myers	TE	NYG	3.5
R/W/T	R. Cobb	WR	GB	10.7
K	C. Sturgis	K	MIA	11.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		7.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	NE	5.5
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	5.1
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	D. Martin	RB	TB	0.0
BN	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	22.6

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 83.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	15.8
RB	D. Williams	RB	CAR	6.9
RB	E. Lacy	RB	GB	9.7
WR	J. Nelson	WR	GB	8.2
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	9.0
TE	J. Cameron	TE	CLE	3.6
R/W/T	M. Floyd	WR	ARI	6.1
K	A. Henery	K	PHI	18.0
DEF	Titans	DEF		6.0
BN	A. Pettis	WR	LAR	16.9
BN	A. Smith	QB	KC	8.8
BN	V. Jackson	WR	TB	0.0
BN	B. Bolden	RB	NE	6.4
BN	L. Bell	RB	PIT	0.0
BN	Z. Stacy	RB	LAR	7.8

Week 6: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 93.4 – 57.9 Two Girls One Kuper (W) vs Baumann

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 93.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	16.4
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	28.4
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	9.1
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	3.6
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	12.6
TE	B. Celek	TE	PHI	1.0
R/W/T	R. Cobb	WR	GB	5.3
K	D. Akers	K	DET	9.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		8.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	NE	0.1
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	3.3
BN	L. Blount	RB	NE	0.9
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	7.6

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 57.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Manning	QB	DEN	13.1
RB	W. McGahee	RB	CLE	3.9
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	14.1
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	5.0
WR	M. Colston	WR	NO	1.1
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	2.7
R/W/T	P. Thomas	RB	NO	6.0
K	M. Prater	K	DEN	5.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		7.0
BN	R. Mendenhall	RB	ARI	4.2
BN	S. Ridley	RB	NE	23.0
BN	S. Holmes	WR	NYJ	0.0
BN	M. Williams	WR	TB	0.0
BN	B. Pierce	RB	BAL	3.1
BN	B. Brown	RB	PHI	2.0

Week 7: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 81.1 – 88.2 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (L) vs Freundlich

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 81.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	20.3
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	10.9
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	5.4
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	11.0
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	2.1
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	11.4
R/W/T	R. Randle	WR	NYG	8.0
K	D. Akers	K	DET	6.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		6.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	NE	0.0
BN	S. Bradford	QB	LAR	12.3
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	5.6
BN	L. Blount	RB	NE	0.4
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	B. Celek	TE	PHI	0.9

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 88.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	15.8
RB	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	5.6
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	5.6
WR	H. Douglas	WR	ATL	20.9
WR	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	2.8
TE	V. Davis	TE	SF	6.2
R/W/T	J. Randle	RB	DAL	9.3
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	7.0
DEF	Chargers	DEF		15.0
BN	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	6.1
BN	K. Hunter	RB	SF	0.6
BN	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	8.0
BN	J. Boykin	WR	GB	16.3
BN	R. Griffin	QB	WAS	26.3
BN	D. Wilson	RB	NYG	0.0
RES	A. Brown	RB	NYG	0.0

Week 8: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 94.6 – 91.1 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (W) vs Banys

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 94.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	15.2
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	19.2
RB	R. Helu	RB	WAS	2.5
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	19.3
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	19.2
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	2.7
R/W/T	D. Amendola	WR	NE	1.5
K	D. Akers	K	DET	7.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	11.4
BN	L. Blount	RB	NE	4.6
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	C. Ivory	RB	NYJ	1.1
BN	D. Martin	RB	TB	0.0
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	0.0

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 91.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	27.8
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	19.8
RB	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	11.3
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	4.6
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	5.6
TE	B. Pettigrew	TE	DET	3.1
R/W/T	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	4.9
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	2.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		12.0
BN	M. Forte	RB	CHI	0.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	SF	0.0
BN	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	0.0
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	0.0
BN	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	3.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Week 9: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 105.4 – 101.2 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (W) vs Waxman

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 105.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	22.3
RB	R. Helu	RB	WAS	2.9
RB	C. Ivory	RB	NYJ	19.9
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	6.4
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	5.4
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	20.3
R/W/T	D. Amendola	WR	NE	18.2
K	N. Novak	K	LAC	6.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		4.0
BN	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	0.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	0.0
BN	L. Blount	RB	NE	10.7
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	D. Martin	RB	TB	0.0
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	0.0

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 101.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	20.3
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	15.5
RB	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	7.6
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	30.1
WR	T. Williams	WR	DAL	3.3
TE	J. Cook	TE	LAR	9.6
R/W/T	T. Smith	WR	BAL	7.8
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	6.0
DEF	Colts	DEF		1.0
BN	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	0.0
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	2.4
BN	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	0.0
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	0.2
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	0.0
BN	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	0.0

Week 10: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 100.2 – 83.0 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (W) vs Wood

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 100.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	21.5
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	11.4
RB	L. Bell	RB	PIT	15.6
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	4.4
WR	R. Randle	WR	NYG	11.0
TE	J. Reed	TE	WAS	12.2
R/W/T	M. James	RB	TB	4.1
K	N. Novak	K	LAC	8.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		12.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	NE	0.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	4.1
BN	L. Blount	RB	NE	0.0
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	R. Helu	RB	WAS	3.1
BN	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	0.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 83.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	31.7
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	5.6
RB	L. Miller	RB	MIA	1.1
WR	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	14.0
WR	D. Moore	WR	LV	4.5
TE	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	1.4
R/W/T	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	15.7
K	R. Gould	K	CHI	7.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		2.0
BN	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	5.7
BN	D. Clark	TE	BAL	6.1
BN	N. Foles	QB	PHI	22.9
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	3.5
BN	R. Hillman	RB	DEN	0.0
BN	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	0.0

Week 11: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 86.4 – 95.9 The Arian Brotherhood (L) vs Valenzuela

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 86.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	18.6
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	7.9
RB	L. Bell	RB	PIT	8.8
WR	D. Amendola	WR	NE	4.5
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	18.5
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	11.9
R/W/T	J. Reed	TE	WAS	1.2
K	N. Novak	K	LAC	12.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		3.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	15.7
BN	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	R. Helu	RB	WAS	5.0
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	2.5
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	9.7
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	0.0

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 95.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	22.9
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	7.2
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	27.0
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	0.7
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	7.2
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	11.2
R/W/T	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	3.7
K	J. Feely	K	ARI	9.0
DEF	Cardinals	DEF		7.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	6.2
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	0.3
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	7.6
BN	M. Brown	WR	JAX	2.3
BN	K. Allen	WR	LAC	4.5
BN	Titans	DEF		0.0

Week 12: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 137.2 – 80.6 Denarius Targaryen Moore (W) vs Ballard

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 137.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	16.4
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	29.0
RB	L. Bell	RB	PIT	9.8
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	8.6
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	29.7
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	15.0
R/W/T	D. Amendola	WR	NE	1.7
K	N. Novak	K	LAC	11.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		16.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	1.5
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	4.7
BN	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	0.0
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	6.4
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	16.4
BN	J. Reed	TE	WAS	0.0

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 80.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	13.6
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	8.1
RB	R. Bush	RB	DET	10.0
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	11.5
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	6.9
TE	B. Pettigrew	TE	DET	9.2
R/W/T	K. Wright	WR	TEN	16.3
K	R. Succop	K	KC	8.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		-3.0
BN	E. Royal	WR	LAC	8.7
BN	A. Pettis	WR	LAR	0.0
BN	J. Cotchery	WR	PIT	0.0
BN	C.	K	eenum	5.0
BN	D. Carpenter	K	BUF	0.0
BN	Texans	DEF		8.0

Week 13: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 129.9 – 100.3 Cecil Your Shorts III (W) vs Foote

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 129.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	19.4
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	15.0
RB	L. Bell	RB	PIT	19.6
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	12.1
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	38.1
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	18.7
R/W/T	R. Randle	WR	NYG	2.0
K	N. Novak	K	LAC	4.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		1.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	NE	5.4
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	18.8
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	0.0
BN	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	29.1
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	3.5
BN	J. Reed	TE	WAS	0.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 100.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	10.5
RB	B. Pierce	RB	BAL	3.9
RB	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	6.6
WR	D. Thomas	WR	DEN	10.6
WR	A. Jeffery	WR	CHI	36.9
TE	J. Graham	TE	NO	10.2
R/W/T	D. Bowe	WR	KC	5.6
K	A. Vinatieri	K	IND	16.0
DEF	Saints	DEF		0.0
BN	J. Stewart	RB	CAR	4.2
BN	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	9.2
BN	G. Tate	WR	SEA	4.5
BN	C. Clay	TE	MIA	8.0
BN	R. Fitzpatrick	QB	TEN	15.4
BN	K. Stills	WR	NO	0.3

Week 14: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 87.7 – 70.4 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (W) vs Freundlich PLAYOFF

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 87.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	10.2
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	16.9
RB	L. Bell	RB	PIT	8.0
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	7.2
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	24.5
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	3.2
R/W/T	R. Randle	WR	NYG	2.7
K	G. Gano	K	CAR	7.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		8.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	NE	9.6
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	16.7
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	6.3
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	25.3
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	6.5
BN	J. Reed	TE	WAS	0.0

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 70.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	20.0
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	1.7
RB	A. Brown	RB	NYG	7.6
WR	H. Douglas	WR	ATL	2.0
WR	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	6.7
TE	V. Davis	TE	SF	8.1
R/W/T	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	12.3
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	3.0
DEF	Chargers	DEF		9.0
BN	R. Jennings	RB	LV	0.0
BN	D. Heyward-Bey	WR	IND	2.3
BN	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	13.5
BN	D. Brown	RB	IND	2.9
BN	J. Boykin	WR	GB	2.3
BN	R. Griffin	QB	WAS	11.5

Week 15: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 105.3 – 100.7 Cunt Punters (W) vs Wright PLAYOFF

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 105.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	15.2
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	5.5
RB	L. Bell	RB	PIT	16.7
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	21.3
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	12.7
TE	Z. Miller	TE	SEA	0.8
R/W/T	D. Amendola	WR	NE	13.1
K	G. Gano	K	CAR	12.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	4.7
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	22.8
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	9.6
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	0.0
BN	J. Reed	TE	WAS	0.0

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 100.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	8.3
RB	S. Vereen	RB	NE	2.1
RB	Z. Stacy	RB	LAR	20.3
WR	J. Nelson	WR	GB	12.1
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	15.5
TE	J. Cameron	TE	CLE	2.3
R/W/T	E. Lacy	RB	GB	23.1
K	D. Akers	K	DET	4.0
DEF	Panthers	DEF		13.0
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	0.0
BN	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	0.0
BN	V. Jackson	WR	TB	11.8
BN	C. Ivory	RB	NYJ	6.6
BN	M. Floyd	WR	ARI	3.3
BN	Lions	DEF		2.0

Week 16: Hauschka's Missed Tackles 74.0 – 125.0 The Arian Brotherhood (L) vs Valenzuela PLAYOFF

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 74.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	9.5
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	10.2
RB	L. Bell	RB	PIT	16.9
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	13.3
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	11.9
TE	T. Wright	TE	TB	2.7
R/W/T	D. Amendola	WR	NE	4.5
K	G. Gano	K	CAR	5.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		0.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	21.4
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	12.7
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	20.0
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	4.0
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	0.0
BN	J. Reed	TE	WAS	0.0

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 125.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	6.8
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	20.4
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	28.2
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	21.7
WR	K. Allen	WR	LAC	6.6
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	4.2
R/W/T	B. Rainey	RB	TB	8.1
K	N. Novak	K	LAC	14.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		15.0
BN	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	6.8
BN	W. Welker	WR	DEN	0.0
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	20.1
BN	Titans	DEF		5.0
BN	Dolphins	DEF		4.0
BN	Cardinals	DEF		12.0