Bears

DEF · 2010–2025 · 133 appearances · 1132.0 total pts · 8.5 avg pts

Career Stats

Year	Manager	NFL Team	Weeks	Total Pts	Avg Pts
2025	Sohl		17	131.0	7.7
2023	Valenzuela		3	33.0	11.0
2022	Foote		9	60.0	6.7
2020	Foote, Wright, Becker-Parton		8	43.0	5.4
2019	Bronchtein, Waxman, Ballard		13	70.0	5.4
2018	Wright		13	142.0	10.9
2017	Rath, Bronchtein, Baumann, Freundlich		4	35.0	8.8
2015	Freundlich		1	6.0	6.0
2014	Becker-Parton, Ballard		4	17.0	4.3
2013	Wood		16	111.0	6.9
2012	Norberg		15	209.0	13.9
2011	Foote, Demarkis		15	144.0	9.6
2010	Wessel		15	131.0	8.7

Week-by-Week History

2025 — — 17 weeks, 131.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		MIN	11.0
2	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		@DET	-4.0
3	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		DAL	13.0
4	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		@LV	10.0
5	Sohl	Balls Deeper	BN		Bye	0.0
6	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		@WAS	11.0
7	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		NO	15.0
8	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		@BAL	3.0
9	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		@CIN	7.0
10	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		NYG	9.0
11	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		@MIN	7.0
12	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		PIT	10.0
13	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		@PHI	7.0
14	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		@GB	2.0
15	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		CLE	18.0
16	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		GB	7.0
17	Sohl	Balls Deeper	DEF		@SF	5.0

2023 — — 3 weeks, 33.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
15	Valenzuela	I wanna Burrow in your Butt	BN		@CLE	19.0
16	Valenzuela	I wanna Burrow in your Butt	DEF		ARI	3.0
17	Valenzuela	I wanna Burrow in your Butt	DEF		ATL	11.0

2022 — — 9 weeks, 60.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Foote	Muad'Deebo Samuel	DEF		SF	12.0
2	Foote	Muad'Deebo Samuel	DEF		@GB	5.0
3	Foote	Muad'Deebo Samuel	DEF		HOU	12.0
4	Foote	Muad'Deebo Samuel	DEF		@NYG	10.0
5	Foote	Muad'Deebo Samuel	DEF		@MIN	4.0
6	Foote	Muad'Deebo Samuel	DEF		WAS	9.0
7	Foote	Muad'Deebo Samuel	DEF		@NE	10.0
8	Foote	Muad'Deebo Samuel	DEF		@DAL	-1.0
9	Foote	Muad'Deebo Samuel	DEF		MIA	-1.0

2020 — — 8 weeks, 43.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Foote	Da'Ron Payne-al	DEF		@DET	3.0
2	Foote	Da'Ron Payne-al	DEF		NYG	12.0
3	Foote	Da'Ron Payne-al	DEF		@ATL	4.0
4	Foote	Da'Ron Payne-al	DEF		IND	2.0
6	Wright	Lil Chubby	DEF		@CAR	11.0
7	Foote	Da'Ron Payne-al	DEF		@LAR	9.0
12	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Unemployment Checks	DEF		@GB	-4.0
16	Wright	Lil Chubby	DEF		@JAX	6.0

2019 — — 13 weeks, 70.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Bronchtein	Darnold Schwarzenegger	DEF		GB	9.0
2	Bronchtein	Darnold Schwarzenegger	DEF		@DEN	5.0
4	Waxman	The Ballad of Buster Skrine	DEF		MIN	17.0
5	Waxman	The Ballad of Buster Skrine	DEF		@LV	4.0
6	Waxman	The Ballad of Buster Skrine	BN		Bye	0.0
7	Waxman	The Ballad of Buster Skrine	DEF		NO	6.0
8	Waxman	The Ballad of Buster Skrine	DEF		LAC	4.0
10	Ballard	Antonio Browneye	DEF		DET	8.0
11	Ballard	Antonio Browneye	BN		@LAR	5.0
12	Ballard	Antonio Browneye	BN		NYG	4.0
13	Ballard	Antonio Browneye	BN		@DET	5.0
14	Ballard	Antonio Browneye	BN		DAL	2.0
16	Ballard	Antonio Browneye	BN		KC	1.0

2018 — — 13 weeks, 142.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
2	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	BN		SEA	17.0
3	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	DEF		@ARI	13.0
4	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	DEF		TB	14.0
5	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	BN		Bye	0.0
6	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	DEF		@MIA	5.0
8	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	DEF		NYJ	5.0
9	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	DEF		@BUF	28.0
10	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	DEF		DET	12.0
11	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	BN		MIN	15.0
12	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	DEF		@DET	13.0
13	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	DEF		@NYG	5.0
15	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	BN		GB	8.0
16	Wright	Devonta Humpalot	DEF		@SF	7.0

2017 — — 4 weeks, 35.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
5	Rath	Cornhog Tuesdays	DEF		MIN	7.0
10	Bronchtein	Woody Dick's Jets	DEF		GB	3.0
13	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		SF	11.0
16	Freundlich	Heart Like a Le'Veon	DEF		CLE	14.0

2015 — — 1 weeks, 6.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
11	Freundlich	Antonio Brown Lives Matter	DEF		DEN	6.0

2014 — — 4 weeks, 17.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring	DEF		BUF	3.0
4	Ballard	JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt	DEF		GB	-3.0
5	Ballard	JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt	DEF		@CAR	7.0
6	Ballard	JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt	DEF		@ATL	10.0

2013 — — 16 weeks, 111.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		CIN	7.0
2	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		MIN	13.0
3	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		@PIT	25.0
4	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		@DET	6.0
5	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		NO	1.0
6	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		NYG	13.0
7	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		@WAS	5.0
8	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		Bye	0.0
9	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		@GB	8.0
10	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		DET	2.0
11	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		BAL	14.0
12	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		@LAR	-2.0
13	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		@MIN	7.0
14	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		DAL	1.0
15	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		@CLE	11.0
16	Wood	Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures	DEF		@PHI	0.0

2012 — — 15 weeks, 209.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		IND	14.0
2	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		@GB	9.0
3	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		LAR	23.0
4	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		@DAL	24.0
5	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		@JAX	28.0
6	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	BN		Bye	0.0
7	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		DET	15.0
8	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		CAR	12.0
9	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		@TEN	25.0
10	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		HOU	9.0
11	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		@SF	1.0
12	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		MIN	12.0
13	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		SEA	4.0
15	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		GB	7.0
16	Norberg	Weak Left Nut	DEF		@ARI	26.0

2011 — — 15 weeks, 144.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Foote	Anne Frank's Cunt	DEF		ATL	24.0
2	Foote	Anne Frank's Cunt	BN		@NO	2.0
3	Foote	Anne Frank's Cunt	DEF		GB	6.0
4	Foote	Anne Frank's Cunt	DEF		CAR	13.0
5	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		@DET	3.0
6	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		MIN	17.0
7	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		@TB	10.0
8	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		Bye	0.0
9	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		@PHI	6.0
10	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		DET	36.0
11	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		LAC	7.0
12	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		@LV	6.0
13	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		KC	8.0
15	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		SEA	9.0
16	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		@GB	-3.0

2010 — — 15 weeks, 131.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		DET	9.0
2	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		@DAL	7.0
3	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	BN		GB	11.0
4	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	BN		@NYG	9.0
5	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		@CAR	18.0
6	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		SEA	6.0
7	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		WAS	18.0
8	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	BN		Bye	0.0
9	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		@BUF	8.0
10	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		MIN	13.0
11	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		@MIA	18.0
12	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		PHI	6.0
13	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		@DET	3.0
14	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		NE	2.0
16	Wessel	Yo La Tebow	DEF		NYJ	3.0