Wood
Former 3 seasons (2011–2014) · 39 regular season games
Career Summary
| W | L | T | Win% | PPG | Total Pts | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Goose Yrs | Goose Wks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 32 | 0 | 17.9 | 79.9 | 3,116.44 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 |
Season by Season
| Year | Team | W | L | T | Pts | PPG | Rank | Finish | Goose Wks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2011 | Lord Porksword | 4 | 9 | 0 | 1,134.96 | 87.3 | 8/10 | 2 | |
| 2013 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | 2 | 11 | 0 | 1,136.76 | 87.4 | 11/12 | 1 | |
| 2014 | A Negro's in Brooklyn | 1 | 12 | 0 | 844.72 | 65.0 | 12/12 | Goose | 6 |
Weekly Results
Win Loss Tie
| Year | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | Record |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2011 | 4-9 | |||||||||||||
| 2013 | 2-11 | |||||||||||||
| 2014 | 1-12 |
Position Breakdown
QB RB WR TE K DEF
| QB | RB | WR | TE | K | DEF | Distribution |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26.4% | 22.0% | 27.9% | 7.9% | 9.0% | 6.8% |
Head-to-Head Records
| Opponent | W | L | T | Games | Win% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Baumann | 1 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 20.0 |
 Valenzuela | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0.0 |
 Bronchtein | 1 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 25.0 |
 Norberg | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 50.0 |
 Waxman | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 33.3 |
 Becker-Parton | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0.0 |
 Freundlich | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0.0 |
 Foote | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0.0 |
 Ballard | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 33.3 |
 Banys | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0.0 |
 Wright | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0.0 |
 Demarkis | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50.0 |
Top 5 Best Weeks
| Year | Wk | Team | Pts | vs | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2011 | 1 | Lord Porksword | 137.6 | Demarkis | W 88.0 |
| 2013 | 9 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | 137.6 | Bronchtein | W 69.3 |
| 2013 | 2 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | 103.0 | Waxman | W 55.9 |
| 2013 | 3 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | 103.0 | Baumann | L 113.7 |
| 2011 | 4 | Lord Porksword | 102.7 | Bronchtein | L 147.1 |
Top 5 Worst Weeks
| Year | Wk | Team | Pts | vs | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2014 | 11 | A Negro's in Brooklyn | 22.6 | Becker-Parton | L 102.0 |
| 2011 | 5 | Lord Porksword | 49.6 | Becker-Parton | L 81.8 |
| 2014 | 10 | A Negro's in Brooklyn | 49.9 | Wright | L 75.2 |
| 2013 | 12 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | 52.6 | Valenzuela | L 103.3 |
| 2014 | 9 | A Negro's in Brooklyn | 53.4 | Bronchtein | L 77.3 |