Wood — 2011
Lord Porksword · Record: 4-9 ยท PPG: 87.3 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: Lord Porksword 137.6 – 88.0 The Deebiest
(W)
vs 
Demarkis
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 137.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 35.0 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 26.9 |
| RB | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 3.7 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 16.2 |
| WR | J. | K | nox | 6.0 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 13.4 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 7.4 |
| K | J. Brown | K | LAR | 7.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 21.0 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 11.7 |
| BN | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 4.7 |
| BN | H. Ward | WR | PIT | 6.7 |
| BN | R. Williams | WR | CHI | 5.5 |
| BN | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 6.0 |
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 88.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 23.2 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 11.4 |
| RB | L. Blount | RB | TB | 1.5 |
| WR | C. Ochocinco | WR | NE | 1.4 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 15.5 |
| WR | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 7.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 11.0 |
| K | N. | K | aeding | 0.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | R. Helu | RB | WAS | 0.2 |
| BN | D. McNabb | QB | MIN | 6.8 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 29.8 |
| BN | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 7.6 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 18.3 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 3.0 |
Week 2: Lord Porksword 79.5 – 90.3 Steve's Breaston Largements
(L)
vs 
Baumann
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 79.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 29.2 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 15.6 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 11.5 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 2.1 |
| WR | J. | K | nox | 4.5 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 4.6 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| K | J. Brown | K | LAR | 10.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 7.9 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 1.2 |
| BN | H. Ward | WR | PIT | 3.3 |
| BN | R. Williams | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 1.7 |
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 90.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 23.0 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 2.7 |
| RB | T. Hightower | RB | WAS | 10.6 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 11.3 |
| WR | D. Henderson | WR | NO | 16.3 |
| WR | M. Sims-Walker | WR | JAX | 9.2 |
| TE | A. Hernandez | TE | NE | 12.2 |
| K | A. Henery | K | PHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | -2.0 | |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 13.3 |
| BN | B. Lloyd | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Grant | RB | GB | 3.9 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 26.0 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 5.5 |
Week 3: Lord Porksword 83.7 – 138.1 Bobo the Hobo
(L)
vs 
Norberg
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 83.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 24.0 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 16.4 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | -0.6 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 3.3 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 7.4 |
| WR | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 6.2 |
| TE | S. Chandler | TE | BUF | 7.0 |
| K | J. Brown | K | LAR | 1.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 28.3 |
| BN | J. | K | nox | 8.4 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Williams | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 14.5 |
Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 138.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 24.9 |
| RB | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 29.8 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 16.7 |
| WR | G. Little | WR | CLE | 2.4 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 2.4 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 20.4 |
| TE | J. Finley | TE | GB | 26.5 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 7.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 18.2 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 17.2 |
| BN | C. Cooley | TE | WAS | 4.4 |
| BN | L. Evans | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 0.5 |
Week 4: Lord Porksword 102.7 – 147.1 Slob on my Kolb
(L)
vs 
Bronchtein
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 102.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 16.9 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 19.0 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 10.1 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 17.1 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 2.8 |
| WR | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| TE | S. Chandler | TE | BUF | 0.8 |
| K | J. Brown | K | LAR | 4.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 32.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 2.2 |
| BN | J. | K | nox | 4.8 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 1.1 |
| BN | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Williams | WR | CHI | 1.5 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 13.1 |
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 147.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 32.5 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 28.8 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 22.6 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 22.2 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 5.2 |
| WR | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 3.3 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 1.5 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 10.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 4.2 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 31.8 |
| BN | L. Tomlinson | RB | NYJ | 0.1 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 18.5 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 7.3 |
| BN | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 9.8 |
Week 5: Lord Porksword 49.6 – 81.8 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(L)
vs 
Becker-Parton
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 49.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 15.1 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 5.9 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 9.1 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 14.2 |
| WR | J. | K | nox | 1.7 |
| WR | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 3.2 |
| TE | S. Chandler | TE | BUF | 0.4 |
| K | J. Brown | K | LAR | 0.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 10.0 |
| BN | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Sims-Walker | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 81.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 23.7 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 13.2 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 10.5 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | MIN | 2.3 |
| WR | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 14.2 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 11.0 |
| TE | J. Cook | TE | TEN | 5.9 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 2.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 7.6 |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 15.2 |
| BN | M. Thomas | WR | JAX | 4.9 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 1.3 |
| BN | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Week 6: Lord Porksword 80.2 – 80.2 King Dong
(L)
vs 
Banys
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 80.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 17.3 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 16.1 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 6.2 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 4.6 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 13.2 |
| WR | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 15.1 |
| TE | S. Chandler | TE | BUF | -0.3 |
| K | J. Brown | K | LAR | 3.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 14.1 |
| BN | J. | K | nox | 4.1 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 6.6 |
| BN | J. Avant | WR | PHI | 2.8 |
| BN | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
King Dong (Banys) — 80.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 14.5 |
| RB | C. Benson | RB | CIN | 12.2 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 9.9 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 9.9 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 7.8 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 11.1 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.8 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 6.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | P. Hillis | RB | CLE | 1.4 |
| BN | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 2.9 |
| BN | D. Branch | WR | NE | 6.9 |
| BN | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Baldwin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
Week 7: Lord Porksword 62.6 – 59.2 Believeland Browns
(W)
vs 
Ballard
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 62.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 6.7 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 4.3 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 9.9 |
| WR | J. | K | nox | 5.3 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 10.0 |
| WR | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 4.0 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 11.4 |
| K | J. Brown | K | LAR | 1.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 3.8 |
| BN | J. Avant | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Brady | QB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 22.7 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 59.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 14.6 |
| RB | T. Hightower | RB | WAS | 8.8 |
| RB | E. Graham | RB | TB | 1.1 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 5.2 |
| WR | D. Alexander | WR | LAR | 0.9 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | LAC | 1.5 |
| TE | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 3.1 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 17.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | J. Simpson | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 7.1 |
| BN | F. Gore | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Cassel | QB | KC | 2.2 |
Week 8: Lord Porksword 98.3 – 117.8 Anne Frank's Cunt
(L)
vs 
Foote
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 98.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 15.9 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 27.9 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 7.6 |
| WR | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 8.0 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 3.1 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 14.5 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 7.3 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 6.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 10.9 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 7.4 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 15.4 |
Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 117.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 24.8 |
| RB | R. Mendenhall | RB | PIT | 9.2 |
| RB | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 9.4 |
| WR | M. Manningham | WR | NYG | 12.3 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 18.5 |
| WR | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 2.7 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 3.9 |
| K | D. Akers | K | SF | 8.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 29.0 | |
| BN | F. Jones | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 11.4 |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 3.9 |
Week 9: Lord Porksword 86.7 – 92.1 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man
(L)
vs 
Freundlich
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 86.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 16.2 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 14.6 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 15.9 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 0.6 |
| WR | J. Avant | WR | PHI | 2.0 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 8.8 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 15.6 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 7.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 7.8 |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 14.0 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 7.5 |
| BN | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 1.2 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 8.1 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 6.0 |
Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 92.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 17.1 |
| RB | B. Green-Ellis | RB | NE | 6.3 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 13.8 |
| WR | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 6.9 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 14.9 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | TB | 4.6 |
| TE | A. Hernandez | TE | NE | 9.5 |
| K | N. Rackers | K | HOU | 14.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 11.0 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 16.0 |
| BN | J. Ringer | RB | TEN | 2.5 |
| BN | D. Jones | WR | BUF | 0.6 |
| BN | M. Morris | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jenkins | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
Week 10: Lord Porksword 70.4 – 72.2 The Deebiest
(L)
vs Demarkis
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 70.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 25.4 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 12.1 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 7.4 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 2.2 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 0.9 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 5.4 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 16.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 8.4 |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 13.0 |
| BN | J. Avant | WR | PHI | 0.2 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 0.3 |
| BN | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 5.3 |
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 72.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 12.9 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 4.5 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 4.8 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 3.3 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 3.7 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 7.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 36.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 11.6 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 9.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 5.8 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 30.2 |
Week 11: Lord Porksword 91.9 – 79.9 Steve's Breaston Largements
(W)
vs Baumann
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 91.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 16.4 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 26.7 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 9.1 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 8.8 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | LV | 1.4 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 9.5 |
| TE | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 6.0 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 6.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 5.0 |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 16.6 |
| BN | J. Avant | WR | PHI | 1.3 |
| BN | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 12.3 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 79.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 17.1 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 6.1 |
| RB | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 6.7 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 8.7 |
| WR | L. Robinson | WR | DAL | 9.4 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | LAR | 12.7 |
| TE | F. Davis | TE | WAS | 3.2 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 9.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 14.9 |
| BN | D. Brees | QB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Branch | WR | NE | 1.9 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | -0.2 |
| BN | J. Battle | RB | KC | 3.6 |
| BN | J. | K | asay | 0.0 |
Week 12: Lord Porksword 94.6 – 59.8 Bobo the Hobo
(W)
vs Norberg
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 94.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 29.2 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 8.3 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 8.2 |
| WR | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 1.4 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 7.3 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 6.3 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 10.9 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 5.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 18.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 10.6 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 1.9 |
| BN | R. Cooper | WR | PHI | 7.1 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 15.4 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 7.5 |
Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 59.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 0.0 |
| RB | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 2.7 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 9.6 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 7.8 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 18.2 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 1.7 |
| TE | J. Finley | TE | GB | 3.8 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 8.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Little | WR | CLE | 13.0 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 16.6 |
| BN | C. Cooley | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Evans | WR | BAL | 0.8 |
Week 13: Lord Porksword 97.2 – 136.0 Slob on my Kolb
(L)
vs Bronchtein
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 97.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 20.3 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 27.4 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 13.4 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 3.9 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 3.2 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 7.0 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 7.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 4.2 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 0.5 |
| BN | R. Cooper | WR | PHI | 9.4 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 2.1 |
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 136.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 38.3 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 1.2 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 21.2 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 20.8 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 6.0 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 11.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 24.6 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 3.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. | K | eller | 1.2 |
| BN | J. | K | nox | 5.3 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 13.3 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 3.3 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 15.0 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 11.8 |
Week 15: Lord Porksword 75.1 – 74.4 Bobo the Hobo
(W)
vs Norberg PLAYOFF
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 75.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 27.0 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 11.2 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 17.2 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 2.8 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 5.1 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 1.7 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 3.1 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 8.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 3.7 |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 14.2 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Cooper | WR | PHI | 1.8 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 2.6 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 21.6 |
Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 74.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 0.0 |
| RB | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 4.2 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 24.9 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 9.1 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 9.3 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 6.6 |
| TE | J. Finley | TE | GB | 8.3 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 11.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Little | WR | CLE | 19.1 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 11.3 |
| BN | C. Cooley | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Evans | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
Week 16: Lord Porksword 107.0 – 65.8 King Dong
(W)
vs Banys PLAYOFF
Lord Porksword (Wood) — 107.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 29.9 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 19.5 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 14.9 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 11.7 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 17.0 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 4.0 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 5.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 4.7 |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 14.3 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 1.9 |
| BN | R. Cooper | WR | PHI | 2.8 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 15.4 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 11.2 |
King Dong (Banys) — 65.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 12.0 |
| RB | C. Benson | RB | CIN | 2.5 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 11.2 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 6.2 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 5.0 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 16.5 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 5.4 |
| K | B. Cundiff | K | BAL | 0.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 9.2 |
| BN | P. Hillis | RB | CLE | 11.2 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | -0.1 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 4.1 |
| BN | M. Tolbert | RB | LAC | 3.9 |