Bengals
DEF · 2010–2025 · 72 appearances · 573.0 total pts · 8.0 avg pts
Career Stats
| Year | Manager | NFL Team | Weeks | Total Pts | Avg Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 |  Ballard | 1 | 7.0 | 7.0 | |
| 2023 |  Baumann,  Valenzuela,  Kassel | 4 | 24.0 | 6.0 | |
| 2022 | Kassel, Baumann,  Becker-Parton | 8 | 52.0 | 6.5 | |
| 2018 | Baumann | 2 | 1.0 | 0.5 | |
| 2017 |  Bronchtein,  Waxman,  Wright | 8 | 47.0 | 5.9 | |
| 2016 | Waxman, Becker-Parton | 5 | 24.0 | 4.8 | |
| 2015 | Waxman,  Freundlich | 8 | 77.0 | 9.6 | |
| 2014 | Valenzuela, Becker-Parton | 11 | 78.0 | 7.1 | |
| 2013 | Baumann | 13 | 123.0 | 9.5 | |
| 2012 | Wright, Baumann | 3 | 48.0 | 16.0 | |
| 2011 | Becker-Parton, Freundlich,  Foote | 7 | 76.0 | 10.9 | |
| 2010 |  Wessel | 2 | 16.0 | 8.0 |
Week-by-Week History
2025 — — 1 weeks, 7.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ballard | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | DEF | @CLE | 7.0 |
2023 — — 4 weeks, 24.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Baumann | A Jordan Love Story | DEF | @CLE | 9.0 | |
| 4 | Valenzuela | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | DEF | @TEN | 7.0 | |
| 16 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | DEF | @PIT | 2.0 | |
| 17 | Kassel | The Olave Garden | BN | @KC | 6.0 |
2022 — — 8 weeks, 52.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | DEF | @DAL | 6.0 | |
| 3 | Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | DEF | @NYJ | 22.0 | |
| 4 | Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | DEF | MIA | 6.0 | |
| 5 | Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | DEF | @BAL | 4.0 | |
| 6 | Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | DEF | @NO | 1.0 | |
| 7 | Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | DEF | ATL | 4.0 | |
| 9 | Baumann | A Meinerz Setback | DEF | CAR | 8.0 | |
| 11 | Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | DEF | @PIT | 1.0 |
2018 — — 2 weeks, 1.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | Baumann | Pop a Chubb-y | DEF | @BAL | 5.0 | |
| 12 | Baumann | Pop a Chubb-y | DEF | CLE | -4.0 |
2017 — — 8 weeks, 47.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Bronchtein | Woody Dick's Jets | DEF | BUF | 9.0 | |
| 8 | Waxman | Quarterback Lives Matter | DEF | IND | 12.0 | |
| 9 | Waxman | Quarterback Lives Matter | BN | @JAX | 2.0 | |
| 11 | Wright | Butt Stuff | DEF | @DEN | 8.0 | |
| 12 | Wright | Butt Stuff | DEF | CLE | 5.0 | |
| 13 | Wright | Butt Stuff | BN | PIT | 3.0 | |
| 15 | Wright | Butt Stuff | BN | @MIN | 3.0 | |
| 16 | Wright | Butt Stuff | BN | DET | 5.0 |
2016 — — 5 weeks, 24.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Waxman | Jim Bob's Cooter | DEF | @NYJ | 3.0 | |
| 5 | Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | DEF | @DAL | 2.0 | |
| 7 | Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | DEF | CLE | 7.0 | |
| 8 | Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | DEF | WAS | 3.0 | |
| 14 | Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | DEF | @CLE | 9.0 |
2015 — — 8 weeks, 77.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | DEF | KC | 7.0 | |
| 5 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | DEF | SEA | 7.0 | |
| 6 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | DEF | @BUF | 4.0 | |
| 10 | Freundlich | Antonio Brown Lives Matter | DEF | HOU | 9.0 | |
| 12 | Freundlich | Antonio Brown Lives Matter | DEF | LAR | 17.0 | |
| 13 | Freundlich | Antonio Brown Lives Matter | DEF | @CLE | 14.0 | |
| 15 | Freundlich | Antonio Brown Lives Matter | DEF | @SF | 13.0 | |
| 16 | Freundlich | Antonio Brown Lives Matter | DEF | @DEN | 6.0 |
2014 — — 11 weeks, 78.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | DEF | @BAL | 8.0 | |
| 2 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | DEF | ATL | 12.0 | |
| 3 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | DEF | TEN | 12.0 | |
| 4 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 5 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | DEF | @NE | -3.0 | |
| 6 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | DEF | CAR | -2.0 | |
| 8 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | BAL | 5.0 | |
| 9 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | DEF | JAX | 6.0 | |
| 13 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring | DEF | @TB | 7.0 | |
| 15 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring | DEF | @CLE | 17.0 | |
| 16 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring | DEF | DEN | 16.0 |
2013 — — 13 weeks, 123.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | @CHI | 2.0 | |
| 2 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | PIT | 10.0 | |
| 4 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | @CLE | 4.0 | |
| 6 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | @BUF | 7.0 | |
| 7 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | @DET | 0.0 | |
| 8 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | NYJ | 24.0 | |
| 9 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | @MIA | 6.0 | |
| 10 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | @BAL | 12.0 | |
| 11 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | CLE | 25.0 | |
| 12 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | BN | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 13 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | @LAC | 12.0 | |
| 15 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | @PIT | 2.0 | |
| 16 | Baumann | Two Girls One Kuper | DEF | MIN | 19.0 |
2012 — — 3 weeks, 48.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Wright | Colt McCoy and the 45's | DEF | @JAX | 14.0 | |
| 11 | Baumann | Steve's Breaston Largements | DEF | @KC | 13.0 | |
| 15 | Wright | Colt McCoy and the 45's | DEF | @PHI | 21.0 |
2011 — — 7 weeks, 76.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | DEF | IND | 14.0 | |
| 8 | Freundlich | Jake Ballard of a Thin Man | DEF | @SEA | 24.0 | |
| 9 | Freundlich | Jake Ballard of a Thin Man | DEF | @TEN | 5.0 | |
| 11 | Foote | Anne Frank's Cunt | DEF | @BAL | 2.0 | |
| 12 | Foote | Anne Frank's Cunt | DEF | CLE | 5.0 | |
| 14 | Foote | Anne Frank's Cunt | DEF | HOU | 14.0 | |
| 16 | Foote | Anne Frank's Cunt | DEF | ARI | 12.0 |