Playoff Results
16 seasons of playoffs · Most titles: Banys (3) · Most medals: Wright (7)
Championship History
| Year | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Goose of Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | ||||
| 2024 | ||||
| 2023 | ||||
| 2022 | ||||
| 2021 | ||||
| 2020 | ||||
| 2019 | ||||
| 2018 | ||||
| 2017 | ||||
| 2016 | ||||
| 2015 | ||||
| 2014 | ||||
| 2013 | ||||
| 2012 | ||||
| 2011 | ||||
| 2010 |
Playoff Matchups by Season
2025 — Gold:
Ballard Silver:
P. Waxman Bronze:
Valenzuela
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Let Njigba Know | 137.6 | – | 136.9 | Release the Epenesa Files | |||
| Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 125.2 | – | 135.4 | Jauan me to eat your butt | |||
| Warren Commission Coverup | 128.9 | – | 100.8 | Jeanty Abortion | |||
| Tua Girls One Kupp | 88.6 | – | 90.8 | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Let Njigba Know | 144.7 | – | 126.7 | Jauan me to eat your butt | |||
| Warren Commission Coverup | 87.1 | – | 103.0 | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Let Njigba Know | 112.4 | – | 141.8 | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | |||
| Jauan me to eat your butt | 100.4 | – | 82.2 | Warren Commission Coverup |
2024 — Gold:
Faust Silver:
Becker-Parton Bronze:
Baumann
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hawk Tuah Tagovailoa | 106.3 | – | 114.2 | Pitts Fetish | |||
| Licking Butker | 130.6 | – | 83.2 | Etiennenman Square | |||
| Sir Nix A Lot | 146.2 | – | 116.8 | Rashee Ratheyy Rathemm | |||
| Big Mommas Hauschka | 118.7 | – | 110.7 | Kirk-umsised Penix |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pitts Fetish | 89.6 | – | 117.4 | Licking Butker | |||
| Sir Nix A Lot | 131.3 | – | 132.1 | Big Mommas Hauschka |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Licking Butker | 99.9 | – | 96.7 | Big Mommas Hauschka | |||
| Pitts Fetish | 114.2 | – | 118.1 | Sir Nix A Lot |
2023 — Gold:
Banys Silver:
Wright Bronze:
Valenzuela
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coup II Electric Boogaloo | 140.0 | – | 104.9 | Chuba Womba Hubbard | |||
| Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | 86.6 | – | 84.5 | Steven Haushka 4 Commissioner | |||
| The Olave Garden | 99.4 | – | 57.7 | Cardi P | |||
| I wanna Burrow in your Butt | 138.3 | – | 93.5 | Jock Blocked by Derek Carr |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coup II Electric Boogaloo | 150.7 | – | 85.4 | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | |||
| Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | 93.1 | – | 90.4 | The Olave Garden |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coup II Electric Boogaloo | 106.0 | – | 104.1 | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | |||
| The Olave Garden | 105.2 | – | 109.9 | I wanna Burrow in your Butt |
2022 — Gold:
Becker-Parton Silver:
Waxman Bronze:
Foote
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa | 92.2 | – | 111.1 | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter | |||
| I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | 94.6 | – | 138.9 | Muad'Deebo Samuel | |||
| Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 110.6 | – | 75.8 | Cooper Menstrual Kupp | |||
| Drake London Bridge Is Down | 122.3 | – | 112.2 | Travis Etienne That Ass |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Muad'Deebo Samuel | 96.7 | – | 103.1 | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | |||
| Drake London Bridge Is Down | 104.4 | – | 77.3 | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 78.0 | – | 65.9 | Drake London Bridge Is Down | |||
| Muad'Deebo Samuel | 116.6 | – | 115.3 | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter |
2021 — Gold:
Sohl Silver:
Becker-Parton Bronze:
Wright
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Courtland Sutton-My-Face | 105.1 | – | 133.0 | Its Still Corona Time | |||
| Fully Dakcinated | 81.6 | – | 99.8 | Toss My Saleh | |||
| Trey Sermon on the Mount | 80.1 | – | 89.4 | Charlie's OnlyFants | |||
| Stephen Hauschka's Glory Days | 89.5 | – | 81.9 | Josh Jacobs Squashed A-cups |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Its Still Corona Time | 136.9 | – | 102.1 | Toss My Saleh | |||
| Charlie's OnlyFants | 106.4 | – | 172.5 | Stephen Hauschka's Glory Days |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Its Still Corona Time | 118.5 | – | 109.8 | Stephen Hauschka's Glory Days | |||
| Toss My Saleh | 96.8 | – | 163.5 | Charlie's OnlyFants |
2020 — Gold:
Wright Silver:
Valenzuela Bronze:
Bronchtein
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CeeDeez Nuts | 85.7 | – | 106.5 | Lil Chubby | |||
| Its Corona Time | 102.3 | – | 149.4 | punani dasani coochie dinucci |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stuck at Mahomes | 103.1 | – | 111.0 | Lil Chubby | |||
| punani dasani coochie dinucci | 127.8 | – | 100.6 | Frank Gore is on the Jets lol |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lil Chubby | 134.6 | – | 116.6 | punani dasani coochie dinucci | |||
| Stuck at Mahomes | 87.8 | – | 153.5 | Frank Gore is on the Jets lol |
2019 — Gold:
Baumann Silver:
Becker-Parton Bronze:
Wright
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Love in the Time of Kamara | 82.4 | – | 121.6 | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | |||
| The Ballad of Buster Skrine | 90.4 | – | 124.1 | Josey's Family Jewells |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls | 104.4 | – | 90.6 | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | |||
| Josey's Family Jewells | 149.3 | – | 108.3 | Chubby Hunter |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls | 108.5 | – | 145.0 | Josey's Family Jewells | |||
| Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | 82.7 | – | 84.4 | Chubby Hunter |
2018 — Gold:
Wright Silver:
Foote Bronze:
Valenzuela
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Day After Kamara | 93.9 | – | 128.9 | this old hauschka | |||
| Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | 120.7 | – | 96.0 | Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The JuJu's Killed Jesus | 110.6 | – | 96.6 | this old hauschka | |||
| Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | 95.7 | – | 99.8 | Devonta Humpalot |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The JuJu's Killed Jesus | 103.1 | – | 180.3 | Devonta Humpalot | |||
| this old hauschka | 127.9 | – | 136.8 | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi |
2017 — Gold:
Banys Silver:
Waxman Bronze:
Freundlich
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stephen Hauschka's New Team | 115.4 | – | 76.8 | Insert Something Witty Here | |||
| Heart Like a Le'Veon | 122.1 | – | 79.1 | Siemian on her TDs |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Colin Kaepernietzsche | 144.4 | – | 99.1 | Heart Like a Le'Veon | |||
| Quarterback Lives Matter | 122.5 | – | 83.6 | Stephen Hauschka's New Team |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Colin Kaepernietzsche | 142.9 | – | 90.9 | Quarterback Lives Matter | |||
| Stephen Hauschka's New Team | 75.2 | – | 84.3 | Heart Like a Le'Veon |
2016 — Gold:
Valenzuela Silver:
Wright Bronze:
Freundlich
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cornhog Tuesdays | 73.3 | – | 113.0 | Spooky Wiener | |||
| Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | 118.1 | – | 37.2 | Siemian on her TDs |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Butt Stuff | 121.8 | – | 81.5 | Spooky Wiener | |||
| Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | 77.2 | – | 82.5 | 10 w E N T z b R E a s T |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Butt Stuff | 109.9 | – | 129.1 | 10 w E N T z b R E a s T | |||
| Spooky Wiener | 103.7 | – | 57.3 | Stephen Hauschka's Real Name |
2015 — Gold:
Freundlich Silver:
Baumann Bronze:
Bronchtein
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Irritable Bowles Syndrome | 102.3 | – | 84.7 | My Ball Zach Ertz | |||
| The Washington Redskins | 80.2 | – | 51.6 | Butt Stuff |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Antonio Brown Lives Matter | 119.6 | – | 111.4 | Irritable Bowles Syndrome | |||
| The Washington Redskins | 88.9 | – | 91.2 | Two Tickets to Paradis |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Antonio Brown Lives Matter | 97.0 | – | 77.3 | Two Tickets to Paradis | |||
| Irritable Bowles Syndrome | 110.8 | – | 71.5 | The Washington Redskins |
2014 — Gold:
Freundlich Silver:
Foote Bronze:
Valenzuela
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe | 125.6 | – | 108.9 | Carlos Hyde Your Kids | |||
| for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | 104.7 | – | 98.5 | A Teo of Two Titties |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spiller I Barely Know Her | 81.3 | – | 115.7 | Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe | |||
| for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | 120.5 | – | 78.2 | Riley Cooper's Main Nukka |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe | 88.8 | – | 147.9 | for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | |||
| Spiller I Barely Know Her | 80.7 | – | 56.7 | Riley Cooper's Main Nukka |
2013 — Gold:
Valenzuela Silver:
Becker-Parton Bronze:
Foote
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve | 70.4 | – | 87.7 | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | |||
| Cecil Your Shorts III | 136.7 | – | 103.8 | Denarius Targaryen Moore |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cunt Punters | 100.7 | – | 105.3 | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | |||
| Cecil Your Shorts III | 80.1 | – | 125.2 | The Arian Brotherhood |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hauschka's Missed Tackles | 74.0 | – | 125.0 | The Arian Brotherhood | |||
| Cunt Punters | 90.0 | – | 118.0 | Cecil Your Shorts III |
2012 — Gold:
Banys Silver:
Wright Bronze:
Freundlich
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hasselbeck Mountain | 87.1 | – | 60.6 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | |||
| Steve's Breaston Largements | 82.8 | – | 84.1 | Colt McCoy and the 45's |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hasselbeck Mountain | 132.2 | – | 114.0 | Virgins with AIDS | |||
| JonBenet Ramses Barden | 51.4 | – | 112.5 | Colt McCoy and the 45's |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hasselbeck Mountain | 147.0 | – | 136.2 | Colt McCoy and the 45's | |||
| JonBenet Ramses Barden | 99.4 | – | 84.9 | Virgins with AIDS |
2011 — Gold:
Bronchtein Silver:
Becker-Parton Bronze:
Baumann
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Believeland Browns | 131.2 | – | 92.7 | Anne Frank's Cunt | |||
| Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 107.3 | – | 99.5 | Jake Ballard of a Thin Man |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slob on my Kolb | 91.4 | – | 86.1 | Believeland Browns | |||
| Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 102.6 | – | 90.9 | Steve's Breaston Largements |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slob on my Kolb | 128.5 | – | 89.9 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | |||
| Believeland Browns | 79.7 | – | 89.1 | Steve's Breaston Largements |
2010 — Gold:
Bronchtein Silver:
Banys Bronze:
Baumann
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| King Dong | 111.1 | – | 73.2 | Yo La Tebow | |||
| Believeland Browns | 86.1 | – | 55.6 | Sheriff Buford Pusser |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| King Dong | 88.7 | – | 83.6 | Reggae Bush | |||
| Believeland Browns | 94.8 | – | 103.2 | Death Cab for Flutie |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| King Dong | 90.8 | – | 132.7 | Death Cab for Flutie | |||
| Reggae Bush | 96.0 | – | 66.2 | Believeland Browns |