Playoff Results
16 seasons of playoffs · Most titles: Banys (3) · Most medals: Wright (7)
Championship History
| Year | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Goose of Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 |  Ballard |  P. Waxman |  Valenzuela |  Foote |
| 2024 |  Faust |  Becker-Parton |  Baumann | Foote |
| 2023 |  Banys |  Wright | Valenzuela | Ballard |
| 2022 | Becker-Parton |  Waxman | Foote | Baumann |
| 2021 |  Sohl | Becker-Parton | Wright |  Kassel |
| 2020 | Wright | Valenzuela |  Bronchtein | Baumann |
| 2019 | Baumann | Becker-Parton | Wright |  Freundlich |
| 2018 | Wright | Foote | Valenzuela |  Norberg |
| 2017 | Banys | Waxman | Freundlich | Ballard |
| 2016 | Valenzuela | Wright | Freundlich | Banys |
| 2015 | Freundlich | Baumann | Bronchtein | Valenzuela |
| 2014 | Freundlich | Foote | Valenzuela |  Wood |
| 2013 | Valenzuela | Becker-Parton | Foote | Norberg |
| 2012 | Banys | Wright | Freundlich | Ballard |
| 2011 | Bronchtein | Becker-Parton | Baumann |  Demarkis |
| 2010 | Bronchtein | Banys | Baumann | Norberg |
Playoff Matchups by Season
2025 — Gold: Ballard Silver: P. Waxman Bronze: Valenzuela
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P. Waxman | Let Njigba Know | 137.6 | – | 136.9 | Release the Epenesa Files | Baumann | P. Waxman |
| Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | 125.2 | – | 135.4 | Jauan me to eat your butt | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
| Wright | Warren Commission Coverup | 128.9 | – | 100.8 | Jeanty Abortion | Freundlich | Wright |
| Kassel | Tua Girls One Kupp | 88.6 | – | 90.8 | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | Ballard | Ballard |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P. Waxman | Let Njigba Know | 144.7 | – | 126.7 | Jauan me to eat your butt | Valenzuela | P. Waxman |
| Wright | Warren Commission Coverup | 87.1 | – | 103.0 | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | Ballard | Ballard |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P. Waxman | Let Njigba Know | 112.4 | – | 141.8 | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | Ballard | Ballard |
| Valenzuela | Jauan me to eat your butt | 100.4 | – | 82.2 | Warren Commission Coverup | Wright | Valenzuela |
2024 — Gold: Faust Silver: Becker-Parton Bronze: Baumann
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waxman | Hawk Tuah Tagovailoa | 106.3 | – | 114.2 | Pitts Fetish | Wright | Wright |
| Faust | Licking Butker | 130.6 | – | 83.2 | Etiennenman Square | Ballard | Faust |
| Baumann | Sir Nix A Lot | 146.2 | – | 116.8 | Rashee Ratheyy Rathemm | Valenzuela | Baumann |
| Becker-Parton | Big Mommas Hauschka | 118.7 | – | 110.7 | Kirk-umsised Penix | P. Waxman | Becker-Parton |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wright | Pitts Fetish | 89.6 | – | 117.4 | Licking Butker | Faust | Faust |
| Baumann | Sir Nix A Lot | 131.3 | – | 132.1 | Big Mommas Hauschka | Becker-Parton | Becker-Parton |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Faust | Licking Butker | 99.9 | – | 96.7 | Big Mommas Hauschka | Becker-Parton | Faust |
| Wright | Pitts Fetish | 114.2 | – | 118.1 | Sir Nix A Lot | Baumann | Baumann |
2023 — Gold: Banys Silver: Wright Bronze: Valenzuela
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Coup II Electric Boogaloo | 140.0 | – | 104.9 | Chuba Womba Hubbard | Foote | Banys |
| Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | 86.6 | – | 84.5 | Steven Haushka 4 Commissioner | Becker-Parton | Wright |
| Kassel | The Olave Garden | 99.4 | – | 57.7 | Cardi P | Sohl | Kassel |
| Valenzuela | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | 138.3 | – | 93.5 | Jock Blocked by Derek Carr | Waxman | Valenzuela |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Coup II Electric Boogaloo | 150.7 | – | 85.4 | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | Valenzuela | Banys |
| Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | 93.1 | – | 90.4 | The Olave Garden | Kassel | Wright |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Coup II Electric Boogaloo | 106.0 | – | 104.1 | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | Wright | Banys |
| Kassel | The Olave Garden | 105.2 | – | 109.9 | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
2022 — Gold: Becker-Parton Silver: Waxman Bronze: Foote
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa | 92.2 | – | 111.1 | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter | Bronchtein | Bronchtein |
| Valenzuela | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | 94.6 | – | 138.9 | Muad'Deebo Samuel | Foote | Foote |
| Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 110.6 | – | 75.8 | Cooper Menstrual Kupp | P. Waxman | Becker-Parton |
| Waxman | Drake London Bridge Is Down | 122.3 | – | 112.2 | Travis Etienne That Ass | Faust | Waxman |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Foote | Muad'Deebo Samuel | 96.7 | – | 103.1 | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | Becker-Parton | Becker-Parton |
| Waxman | Drake London Bridge Is Down | 104.4 | – | 77.3 | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter | Bronchtein | Waxman |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 78.0 | – | 65.9 | Drake London Bridge Is Down | Waxman | Becker-Parton |
| Foote | Muad'Deebo Samuel | 116.6 | – | 115.3 | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter | Bronchtein | Foote |
2021 — Gold: Sohl Silver: Becker-Parton Bronze: Wright
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Baumann | Courtland Sutton-My-Face | 105.1 | – | 133.0 | Its Still Corona Time | Sohl | Sohl |
| P. Waxman | Fully Dakcinated | 81.6 | – | 99.8 | Toss My Saleh | Bronchtein | Bronchtein |
| Waxman | Trey Sermon on the Mount | 80.1 | – | 89.4 | Charlie's OnlyFants | Wright | Wright |
| Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's Glory Days | 89.5 | – | 81.9 | Josh Jacobs Squashed A-cups | Freundlich | Becker-Parton |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sohl | Its Still Corona Time | 136.9 | – | 102.1 | Toss My Saleh | Bronchtein | Sohl |
| Wright | Charlie's OnlyFants | 106.4 | – | 172.5 | Stephen Hauschka's Glory Days | Becker-Parton | Becker-Parton |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sohl | Its Still Corona Time | 118.5 | – | 109.8 | Stephen Hauschka's Glory Days | Becker-Parton | Sohl |
| Bronchtein | Toss My Saleh | 96.8 | – | 163.5 | Charlie's OnlyFants | Wright | Wright |
2020 — Gold: Wright Silver: Valenzuela Bronze: Bronchtein
Round 1
Ballard — BYE Bronchtein — BYE | Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Freundlich | CeeDeez Nuts | 85.7 | – | 106.5 | Lil Chubby | Wright | Wright |
| Sohl | Its Corona Time | 102.3 | – | 149.4 | punani dasani coochie dinucci | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ballard | Stuck at Mahomes | 103.1 | – | 111.0 | Lil Chubby | Wright | Wright |
| Valenzuela | punani dasani coochie dinucci | 127.8 | – | 100.6 | Frank Gore is on the Jets lol | Bronchtein | Valenzuela |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wright | Lil Chubby | 134.6 | – | 116.6 | punani dasani coochie dinucci | Valenzuela | Wright |
| Ballard | Stuck at Mahomes | 87.8 | – | 153.5 | Frank Gore is on the Jets lol | Bronchtein | Bronchtein |
2019 — Gold: Baumann Silver: Becker-Parton Bronze: Wright
Round 1
Becker-Parton — BYE Wright — BYE | Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Love in the Time of Kamara | 82.4 | – | 121.6 | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | Sohl | Sohl |
| Waxman | The Ballad of Buster Skrine | 90.4 | – | 124.1 | Josey's Family Jewells | Baumann | Baumann |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls | 104.4 | – | 90.6 | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | Sohl | Becker-Parton |
| Baumann | Josey's Family Jewells | 149.3 | – | 108.3 | Chubby Hunter | Wright | Baumann |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls | 108.5 | – | 145.0 | Josey's Family Jewells | Baumann | Baumann |
| Sohl | Robert Paulsons Purple Pepper | 82.7 | – | 84.4 | Chubby Hunter | Wright | Wright |
2018 — Gold: Wright Silver: Foote Bronze: Valenzuela
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Freundlich | The Day After Kamara | 93.9 | – | 128.9 | this old hauschka | Becker-Parton | Becker-Parton |
| Valenzuela | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | 120.7 | – | 96.0 | Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt | Waxman | Valenzuela |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Foote | The JuJu's Killed Jesus | 110.6 | – | 96.6 | this old hauschka | Becker-Parton | Foote |
| Valenzuela | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | 95.7 | – | 99.8 | Devonta Humpalot | Wright | Wright |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Foote | The JuJu's Killed Jesus | 103.1 | – | 180.3 | Devonta Humpalot | Wright | Wright |
| Becker-Parton | this old hauschka | 127.9 | – | 136.8 | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
2017 — Gold: Banys Silver: Waxman Bronze: Freundlich
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's New Team | 115.4 | – | 76.8 | Insert Something Witty Here | Foote | Becker-Parton |
| Freundlich | Heart Like a Le'Veon | 122.1 | – | 79.1 | Siemian on her TDs | Baumann | Freundlich |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Colin Kaepernietzsche | 144.4 | – | 99.1 | Heart Like a Le'Veon | Freundlich | Banys |
| Waxman | Quarterback Lives Matter | 122.5 | – | 83.6 | Stephen Hauschka's New Team | Becker-Parton | Waxman |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Colin Kaepernietzsche | 142.9 | – | 90.9 | Quarterback Lives Matter | Waxman | Banys |
| Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's New Team | 75.2 | – | 84.3 | Heart Like a Le'Veon | Freundlich | Freundlich |
2016 — Gold: Valenzuela Silver: Wright Bronze: Freundlich
Round 1
Valenzuela — BYE Wright — BYE | Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | 73.3 | – | 113.0 | Spooky Wiener | Freundlich | Freundlich |
| Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | 118.1 | – | 37.2 | Siemian on her TDs | Baumann | Becker-Parton |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wright | Butt Stuff | 121.8 | – | 81.5 | Spooky Wiener | Freundlich | Wright |
| Becker-Parton | Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | 77.2 | – | 82.5 | 10 w E N T z b R E a s T | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wright | Butt Stuff | 109.9 | – | 129.1 | 10 w E N T z b R E a s T | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
| Freundlich | Spooky Wiener | 103.7 | – | 57.3 | Stephen Hauschka's Real Name | Becker-Parton | Freundlich |
2015 — Gold: Freundlich Silver: Baumann Bronze: Bronchtein
Round 1
Freundlich — BYE Baumann — BYE | Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bronchtein | Irritable Bowles Syndrome | 102.3 | – | 84.7 | My Ball Zach Ertz | Waxman | Bronchtein |
| Norberg | The Washington Redskins | 80.2 | – | 51.6 | Butt Stuff | Wright | Norberg |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Freundlich | Antonio Brown Lives Matter | 119.6 | – | 111.4 | Irritable Bowles Syndrome | Bronchtein | Freundlich |
| Norberg | The Washington Redskins | 88.9 | – | 91.2 | Two Tickets to Paradis | Baumann | Baumann |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Freundlich | Antonio Brown Lives Matter | 97.0 | – | 77.3 | Two Tickets to Paradis | Baumann | Freundlich |
| Bronchtein | Irritable Bowles Syndrome | 110.8 | – | 71.5 | The Washington Redskins | Norberg | Bronchtein |
2014 — Gold: Freundlich Silver: Foote Bronze: Valenzuela
Round 1
Valenzuela — BYE Norberg — BYE | Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Foote | Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe | 125.6 | – | 108.9 | Carlos Hyde Your Kids | Waxman | Foote |
| Freundlich | for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | 104.7 | – | 98.5 | A Teo of Two Titties | Bronchtein | Freundlich |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | 81.3 | – | 115.7 | Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe | Foote | Foote |
| Freundlich | for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | 120.5 | – | 78.2 | Riley Cooper's Main Nukka | Norberg | Freundlich |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Foote | Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe | 88.8 | – | 147.9 | for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | Freundlich | Freundlich |
| Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | 80.7 | – | 56.7 | Riley Cooper's Main Nukka | Norberg | Valenzuela |
2013 — Gold: Valenzuela Silver: Becker-Parton Bronze: Foote
Round 1
Valenzuela — BYE Wright — BYE | Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Freundlich | Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve | 70.4 | – | 87.7 | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | Becker-Parton | Becker-Parton |
| Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | 136.7 | – | 103.8 | Denarius Targaryen Moore | Ballard | Foote |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wright | Cunt Punters | 100.7 | – | 105.3 | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | Becker-Parton | Becker-Parton |
| Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | 80.1 | – | 125.2 | The Arian Brotherhood | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | 74.0 | – | 125.0 | The Arian Brotherhood | Valenzuela | Valenzuela |
| Wright | Cunt Punters | 90.0 | – | 118.0 | Cecil Your Shorts III | Foote | Foote |
2012 — Gold: Banys Silver: Wright Bronze: Freundlich
Round 1
Foote — BYE Freundlich — BYE | Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | 87.1 | – | 60.6 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | Becker-Parton | Banys |
| Baumann | Steve's Breaston Largements | 82.8 | – | 84.1 | Colt McCoy and the 45's | Wright | Wright |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | 132.2 | – | 114.0 | Virgins with AIDS | Foote | Banys |
| Freundlich | JonBenet Ramses Barden | 51.4 | – | 112.5 | Colt McCoy and the 45's | Wright | Wright |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | 147.0 | – | 136.2 | Colt McCoy and the 45's | Wright | Banys |
| Freundlich | JonBenet Ramses Barden | 99.4 | – | 84.9 | Virgins with AIDS | Foote | Freundlich |
2011 — Gold: Bronchtein Silver: Becker-Parton Bronze: Baumann
Round 1
Bronchtein — BYE Baumann — BYE | Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ballard | Believeland Browns | 131.2 | – | 92.7 | Anne Frank's Cunt | Foote | Ballard |
| Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 107.3 | – | 99.5 | Jake Ballard of a Thin Man | Freundlich | Becker-Parton |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bronchtein | Slob on my Kolb | 91.4 | – | 86.1 | Believeland Browns | Ballard | Bronchtein |
| Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | 102.6 | – | 90.9 | Steve's Breaston Largements | Baumann | Becker-Parton |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bronchtein | Slob on my Kolb | 128.5 | – | 89.9 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | Becker-Parton | Bronchtein |
| Ballard | Believeland Browns | 79.7 | – | 89.1 | Steve's Breaston Largements | Baumann | Baumann |
2010 — Gold: Bronchtein Silver: Banys Bronze: Baumann
Round 1
Bronchtein — BYE Baumann — BYE | Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | King Dong | 111.1 | – | 73.2 | Yo La Tebow |  Wessel | Banys |
| Ballard | Believeland Browns | 86.1 | – | 55.6 | Sheriff Buford Pusser | Foote | Ballard |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | King Dong | 88.7 | – | 83.6 | Reggae Bush | Baumann | Banys |
| Ballard | Believeland Browns | 94.8 | – | 103.2 | Death Cab for Flutie | Bronchtein | Bronchtein |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | King Dong | 90.8 | – | 132.7 | Death Cab for Flutie | Bronchtein | Bronchtein |
| Baumann | Reggae Bush | 96.0 | – | 66.2 | Believeland Browns | Ballard | Baumann |