Valenzuela
Active 14 seasons (2012–2025) · 187 regular season games
Career Summary
| W | L | T | Win% | PPG | Total Pts | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Goose Yrs | Goose Wks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 101 | 86 | 0 | 54.0 | 100.3 | 18,761.44 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 10 |
Season by Season
| Year | Team | W | L | T | Pts | PPG | Rank | Finish | Goose Wks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2012 | CHROMED OUT PENIS | 6 | 7 | 0 | 1,262.72 | 97.1 | 7/10 | 2 | |
| 2013 | The Arian Brotherhood | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1,331.62 | 102.4 | 1/12 | Gold | 0 |
| 2014 | Spiller I Barely Know Her | 10 | 3 | 0 | 1,284.12 | 98.8 | 3/12 | Bronze | 0 |
| 2015 | 1800HARTLINEBLING | 3 | 10 | 0 | 1,135.78 | 87.4 | 12/12 | Goose | 1 |
| 2016 | 10 w E N T z b R E a s T | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1,253.9 | 96.5 | 1/12 | Gold | 1 |
| 2017 | BEAST CHODE | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1,199.86 | 92.3 | 10/12 | 2 | |
| 2018 | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1,550.28 | 119.3 | 3/12 | Bronze | 0 |
| 2019 | luv 2 vape my juulio jones | 4 | 9 | 0 | 1,277.6 | 98.3 | 11/12 | 1 | |
| 2020 | punani dasani coochie dinucci | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1,336 | 102.8 | 2/12 | Silver | 1 |
| 2021 | Tua in the pink | 4 | 10 | 0 | 1,268.54 | 90.6 | 13/14 | 2 | |
| 2022 | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1,451.46 | 103.7 | 4/14 | 0 | |
| 2023 | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,519.26 | 108.5 | 3/14 | Bronze | 0 |
| 2024 | Rashee Ratheyy Rathemm | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1,493.26 | 106.7 | 6/14 | 0 | |
| 2025 | Jauan me to eat your butt | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,397.04 | 99.8 | 3/14 | Bronze | 0 |
Weekly Results
Win Loss Tie
| Year | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | Record |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2012 | 6-7 | ||||||||||||||
| 2013 | 9-4 | ||||||||||||||
| 2014 | 10-3 | ||||||||||||||
| 2015 | 3-10 | ||||||||||||||
| 2016 | 8-5 | ||||||||||||||
| 2017 | 5-8 | ||||||||||||||
| 2018 | 9-4 | ||||||||||||||
| 2019 | 4-9 | ||||||||||||||
| 2020 | 7-6 | ||||||||||||||
| 2021 | 4-10 | ||||||||||||||
| 2022 | 10-4 | ||||||||||||||
| 2023 | 9-5 | ||||||||||||||
| 2024 | 8-6 | ||||||||||||||
| 2025 | 9-5 |
Position Breakdown
QB RB WR TE K DEF
| QB | RB | WR | TE | K | DEF | Distribution |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18.4% | 30.5% | 29.2% | 6.1% | 7.9% | 7.9% |
Head-to-Head Records
| Opponent | W | L | T | Games | Win% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Becker-Parton | 10 | 9 | 0 | 19 | 52.6 |
 Wright | 6 | 11 | 0 | 17 | 35.3 |
 Baumann | 4 | 12 | 0 | 16 | 25.0 |
 Freundlich | 11 | 4 | 0 | 15 | 73.3 |
 Foote | 8 | 7 | 0 | 15 | 53.3 |
 Bronchtein | 9 | 6 | 0 | 15 | 60.0 |
 Ballard | 9 | 6 | 0 | 15 | 60.0 |
 Banys | 10 | 5 | 0 | 15 | 66.7 |
 Waxman | 6 | 8 | 0 | 14 | 42.9 |
 Norberg | 9 | 5 | 0 | 14 | 64.3 |
 Sohl | 5 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 62.5 |
 Faust | 3 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 42.9 |
 P. Waxman | 2 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 40.0 |
 Kassel | 4 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 80.0 |
 Wood | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 100.0 |
 Rath | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 33.3 |
Top 5 Best Weeks
| Year | Wk | Team | Pts | vs | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 | 11 | Rashee Ratheyy Rathemm | 152.9 | Bronchtein | W 115.5 |
| 2019 | 3 | luv 2 vape my juulio jones | 148.6 | Waxman | W 142.2 |
| 2018 | 10 | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | 148.3 | Waxman | W 96.3 |
| 2018 | 12 | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | 143.1 | Becker-Parton | W 123.9 |
| 2023 | 3 | I wanna Burrow in your Butt | 141.6 | Freundlich | W 98.6 |
Top 5 Worst Weeks
| Year | Wk | Team | Pts | vs | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 14 | Jauan me to eat your butt | 43.6 | Baumann | L 70.5 |
| 2015 | 4 | 1800HARTLINEBLING | 50.3 | Rath | L 69.1 |
| 2017 | 7 | BEAST CHODE | 56.3 | Norberg | L 75.8 |
| 2014 | 10 | Spiller I Barely Know Her | 56.4 | Bronchtein | L 67.5 |
| 2017 | 3 | BEAST CHODE | 59.3 | Baumann | L 121.7 |