I sell weed to Mike McDaniel · Record: 10-4 · PPG: 103.7 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 108.8 – 85.5 Cardi Pee on Your Face (W) vs Sohl

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 108.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	24.7
RB	D. Swift	RB	PHI	25.0
RB	E. Mitchell	RB	SF	4.1
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	16.8
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	3.9
TE	J. Smith	TE	ATL	4.8
R/W/T	M. Carter	RB	NYJ	13.5
K	R. Blankenship	K	Q	8.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Jones	WR	TB	10.1
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	5.0
BN	D. Henderson	RB		9.8
BN	R. Doubs	WR	GB	6.8

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 85.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	29.5
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	9.1
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	7.8
WR	R. Woods	WR	HOU	1.8
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	3.2
TE	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	9.7
R/W/T	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	10.4
K	R. Succop	K	TB	13.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		1.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	14.8
BN	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	2.4
BN	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	12.2
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	1.0

Week 2: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 97.0 – 79.1 The Place Beyond Perine (W) vs Kassel

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 97.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	32.0
RB	D. Henderson	RB		10.7
RB	D. Swift	RB	PHI	15.7
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	11.6
WR	R. Doubs	WR	GB	3.7
TE	J. Smith	TE	ATL	0.0
R/W/T	J. Wilson	RB	MIA	11.3
K	Y.	K	oo	5.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		7.0
BN	J. Jones	WR	TB	0.0
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	0.0
BN	G. Davis	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	M. Carter	RB	NYJ	7.5
RES	E. Mitchell	RB	SF	0.0

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 79.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	K. Cousins	QB	MIN	5.8
RB	K. Hunt	RB	CLE	8.4
RB	N. Chubb	RB	CLE	30.8
WR	J. Smith-Schuster	WR	NE	2.5
WR	J. Jeudy	WR	DEN	1.7
TE	R. Tonyan	TE	CHI	2.1
R/W/T	M. Brown	WR	ARI	9.8
K	B. McManus	K	DEN	12.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		6.0
BN	A.	K	amara	0.0
BN	C. Claypool	WR	CHI	4.6
BN	T. Lawrence	QB	JAX	18.5
BN	D. Smith	WR	PHI	11.5

Week 3: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 103.8 – 89.9 L'Ennui de Sohl (W) vs Wright

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 103.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	27.6
RB	J. Wilson	RB	MIA	10.1
RB	D. Swift	RB	PHI	6.1
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	5.2
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	18.7
TE	G. Everett	TE	LAC	3.5
R/W/T	C. Samuel	WR	WAS	9.6
K	Y.	K	oo	11.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		12.0
BN	J. Jones	WR	TB	0.0
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	0.0
BN	D. Henderson	RB		1.7
BN	M. Carter	RB	NYJ	5.1
RES	E. Mitchell	RB	SF	0.0

L'Ennui de Sohl (Wright) — 89.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	LAR	10.2
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	10.6
RB	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	10.5
WR	D. Moore	WR	CHI	2.0
WR	T. McLaurin	WR	WAS	13.2
TE	K. Pitts	TE	ATL	11.2
R/W/T	C.	K	irk	16.2
K	M. Prater	K	ARI	12.0
DEF	Bills	DEF		4.0
BN	R. Wilson	QB	DEN	9.1
BN	K. Allen	WR	LAC	0.0
BN	E. Benjamin	RB	NO	3.3
BN	R. White	RB	TB	0.0

Week 4: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 94.2 – 125.2 Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (L) vs Bronchtein

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 94.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	15.0
RB	J. Wilson	RB	MIA	13.4
RB	M. Carter	RB	NYJ	3.9
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	1.8
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	18.7
TE	G. Everett	TE	LAC	14.6
R/W/T	C. Samuel	WR	WAS	5.8
K	Y.	K	oo	11.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		10.0
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	9.4
BN	D. Henderson	RB		5.4
BN	D. Swift	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	R. Doubs	WR	GB	11.2
RES	E. Mitchell	RB	SF	0.0

Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (Bronchtein) — 125.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	TB	25.4
RB	D. Henry	RB	TEN	22.2
RB	J. Williams	RB	NO	23.4
WR	D. Metcalf	WR	SEA	18.4
WR	M. Pittman	WR	IND	4.6
TE	T. Higbee	TE	LAR	12.3
R/W/T	M. Hardman	WR	NYJ	0.9
K	G. Zuerlein	K	NYJ	6.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		12.0
BN	D. Parker	WR	NE	9.4
BN	D. Hilliard	RB	TEN	3.8
BN	D. Montgomery	RB	DET	0.0
BN	A. St. Brown	WR	DET	0.0

Week 5: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 88.4 – 79.9 Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (W) vs Banys

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 88.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	27.7
RB	J. Wilson	RB	MIA	19.7
RB	D. Henderson	RB		5.0
WR	C. Samuel	WR	WAS	9.2
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	7.8
TE	G. Everett	TE	LAC	0.7
R/W/T	C. Godwin	WR	TB	9.3
K	Y.	K	oo	1.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		8.0
BN	C. Davis	WR	NYJ	4.8
BN	G. Davis	WR	BUF	30.6
BN	D. Swift	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	R. Doubs	WR	GB	4.4
RES	E. Mitchell	RB	SF	0.0

Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 79.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	L. Jackson	QB	BAL	13.8
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	7.8
RB	N. Harris	RB	PIT	5.1
WR	B. Aiyuk	WR	SF	7.3
WR	G. Wilson	WR	NYJ	4.2
TE	T. Conklin	TE	NYJ	0.0
R/W/T	B. Hall	RB	NYJ	26.7
K	B. Maher	K	DAL	10.0
DEF	Jaguars	DEF		5.0
BN	R. Mostert	RB	MIA	18.7
BN	T. Boyd	WR	CIN	4.7
BN	Z. Jones	WR	JAX	2.7
BN	J. Meyers	WR	LV	20.6
RES	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	0.0

Week 6: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 84.5 – 69.5 A Meinerz Setback (W) vs Baumann

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 84.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	16.9
RB	J. Wilson	RB	MIA	0.5
RB	E. Benjamin	RB	NO	8.0
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	12.5
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	14.9
TE	T. Hill	TE	NO	4.5
R/W/T	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	10.2
K	R. Gould	K	SF	2.0
DEF	Commanders	DEF		15.0
BN	C. Samuel	WR	WAS	1.6
BN	D. Henderson	RB		12.2
BN	D. Swift	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	R. Doubs	WR	GB	4.1
RES	E. Mitchell	RB	SF	0.0

A Meinerz Setback (Baumann) — 69.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Brissett	QB	WAS	6.6
RB	A. Ekeler	RB	LAC	19.3
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	3.3
WR	M. Evans	WR	TB	6.2
WR	A. Lazard	WR	NYJ	15.6
TE	H. Hurst	TE	CAR	3.6
R/W/T	I. McKenzie	WR	IND	1.9
K	E. McPherson	K	CIN	8.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		5.0
BN	B. Cooks	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	J. Goff	QB	DET	0.0
BN	T. Hockenson	TE	MIN	0.0
BN	D. Pierce	RB	HOU	0.0

Week 7: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 98.3 – 68.3 The Gorne Legacy (W) vs Ballard

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 98.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Garoppolo	QB	LV	15.3
RB	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	15.5
RB	E. Benjamin	RB	NO	21.3
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	8.0
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	8.6
TE	T. Hill	TE	NO	9.6
R/W/T	R. Doubs	WR	GB	0.0
K	G. Gano	K	NYG	11.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		9.0
BN	D. Henderson	RB		0.0
BN	G. Davis	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	D. Swift	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	0.0
RES	E. Mitchell	RB	SF	0.0

The Gorne Legacy (Ballard) — 68.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Carr	QB	NO	13.5
RB	J. Mixon	RB	CIN	16.6
RB	D. Harris	RB	BUF	1.5
WR	T. Lockett	WR	SEA	8.0
WR	D. Johnson	WR	PIT	7.0
TE	M. Andrews	TE	BAL	0.4
R/W/T	J. Reynolds	WR	DET	1.3
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	13.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		7.0
BN	K. Drake	RB	BAL	0.5
BN	D. Jones	QB	NYG	28.8
BN	D. Mooney	WR	CHI	6.8
BN	M. Carter	RB	NYJ	8.4
RES	R. Penny	RB	PHI	0.0

Week 8: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 122.1 – 95.0 Drake London Bridge Is Down (W) vs Waxman

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 122.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	28.4
RB	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	31.8
RB	D. Swift	RB	PHI	11.8
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	10.5
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	16.3
TE	T. Hill	TE	NO	7.8
R/W/T	G. Davis	WR	BUF	4.5
K	M. Gay	K	IND	2.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		9.0
BN	D. Henderson	RB		4.0
BN	D. Johnson	RB	JAX	1.7
BN	E. Benjamin	RB	NO	6.5
BN	R. Doubs	WR	GB	14.2
RES	K. Williams	RB	LAR	0.0

Drake London Bridge Is Down (Waxman) — 95.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Prescott	QB	DAL	24.4
RB	D. Cook	RB	MIN	22.6
RB	D. Singletary	RB	HOU	8.8
WR	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	12.4
WR	R. Bateman	WR	BAL	0.0
TE	H. Bryant	TE	CLE	0.0
R/W/T	R. Stevenson	RB	NE	17.8
K	D. Carlson	K	LV	0.0
DEF	Titans	DEF		9.0
BN	G. Smith	QB	SEA	19.1
BN	T.	K	elce	0.0
BN	C. Sutton	WR	DEN	1.8
BN	D. London	WR	ATL	5.1

Week 9: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 75.8 – 93.1 Muad'Deebo Samuel (L) vs Foote

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 75.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	20.0
RB	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	3.1
RB	D. Swift	RB	PHI	6.5
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	7.2
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	4.3
TE	T. Hill	TE	NO	1.1
R/W/T	D. Jackson	RB	IND	4.6
K	R. Bullock	K	TEN	5.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		24.0
BN	D. Henderson	RB		5.6
BN	D. Peoples-Jones	WR	CLE	0.0
BN	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	Giants	DEF		0.0
RES	K. Williams	RB	LAR	0.0

Muad'Deebo Samuel (Foote) — 93.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	33.1
RB	J. McKinnon	RB	KC	7.4
RB	B. Robinson	RB	WAS	4.8
WR	M. Valdes-Scantling	WR	KC	1.7
WR	R. Moore	WR	ARI	10.9
TE	C.	K	met	19.5
R/W/T	M. Hollins	WR	ATL	2.7
K	N. Folk	K	NE	14.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		-1.0
BN	M. Gordon	RB	KC	0.0
BN	D. Samuel	WR	SF	0.0
BN	J. Fields	QB	CHI	42.7
BN	J. Chase	WR	CIN	0.0
RES	J. Dobbins	RB	BAL	0.0

Week 10: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 120.1 – 110.4 Cooper Menstrual Kupp (W) vs P. Waxman

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 120.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	20.8
RB	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	19.0
RB	D. Swift	RB	PHI	7.7
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	16.1
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	18.3
TE	G. Dulcich	TE	DEN	1.6
R/W/T	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	19.6
K	G. Gano	K	NYG	6.0
DEF	Giants	DEF		11.0
BN	T. Hill	TE	NO	0.1
BN	D. Peoples-Jones	WR	CLE	12.4
BN	K. Toney	WR	KC	17.0
BN	K. Williams	RB	LAR	5.4

Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 110.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	NYJ	19.4
RB	T. Pollard	RB	DAL	20.3
RB	K. Herbert	RB	CHI	5.7
WR	D. Adams	WR	LV	23.1
WR	S. Diggs	WR	BUF	18.8
TE	P. Freiermuth	TE	PIT	5.6
R/W/T	C. Olave	WR	NO	5.5
K	W. Lutz	K	NO	4.0
DEF	Buccaneers	DEF		8.0
BN	D. Waller	TE	NYG	0.0
BN	M. Williams	WR	LAC	0.0
BN	M. Hardman	WR	NYJ	0.0
BN	A. Mattison	RB	MIN	2.4

Week 11: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 99.1 – 54.7 Travis Etienne That Ass (W) vs Faust

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 99.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	24.2
RB	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	2.4
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	17.5
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	9.3
WR	K. Toney	WR	KC	0.0
TE	G. Dulcich	TE	DEN	5.0
R/W/T	D. Swift	RB	PHI	10.7
K	J. Slye	K	WAS	11.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		19.0
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	0.0
BN	D. Peoples-Jones	WR	CLE	14.6
BN	E. Mitchell	RB	SF	5.9
BN	K. Williams	RB	LAR	4.9

Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 54.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. McCoy	QB	ARI	6.3
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	SF	14.1
RB	J. Robinson	RB	NE	1.0
WR	J. Meyers	WR	LV	7.2
WR	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	11.1
TE	T. Conklin	TE	NYJ	2.5
R/W/T	C. Hubbard	RB	CAR	3.5
K	--empty--	K		0.0
DEF	Eagles	DEF		9.0
BN	T. Hill	WR	MIA	0.0
BN	K. Murray	QB	ARI	0.0
BN	T. Etienne	RB	JAX	0.0
BN	J. Waddle	WR	MIA	0.0
BN	K. Walker	RB	SEA	0.0
RES	D. Goedert	TE	PHI	0.0

Week 12: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 139.9 – 117.9 Pert it in Herbert (W) vs Freundlich

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 139.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	29.8
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	45.3
RB	D. Swift	RB	PHI	8.3
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	23.0
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	5.8
TE	G. Dulcich	TE	DEN	2.1
R/W/T	D. Peoples-Jones	WR	CLE	2.6
K	J. Sanders	K	MIA	12.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		11.0
BN	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	11.3
BN	G. Edwards	RB	BAL	9.2
BN	K. Toney	WR	KC	0.0
BN	E. Mitchell	RB	SF	5.3

Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 117.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Herbert	QB	LAC	28.8
RB	J. Conner	RB	ARI	19.5
RB	T. Allgeier	RB	ATL	5.4
WR	C. Samuel	WR	WAS	1.3
WR	J. Jefferson	WR	MIN	24.8
TE	G.	K	ittle	4.1
R/W/T	C. Watson	WR	GB	19.0
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	8.0
DEF	Commanders	DEF		7.0
BN	O. Beckham	WR	BAL	0.0
BN	L. Fournette	RB	TB	0.0
BN	C. Claypool	WR	CHI	6.1
BN	I. Spiller	RB	LAC	1.0
RES	J. Williams	WR	DET	0.0

Week 13: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 114.0 – 116.0 Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (L) vs Becker-Parton

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 114.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	34.4
RB	G. Edwards	RB	BAL	1.2
RB	D. Swift	RB	PHI	19.1
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	10.3
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	8.5
TE	E. Engram	TE	JAX	11.5
R/W/T	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	20.0
K	C. Dicker	K	LAC	8.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		1.0
BN	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	0.0
BN	D. Peoples-Jones	WR	CLE	5.9
BN	K. Toney	WR	KC	0.0
BN	J. Mason	RB	SF	5.1

Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 116.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Burrow	QB	CIN	30.0
RB	S. Barkley	RB	NYG	16.6
RB	M. Sanders	RB	CAR	10.8
WR	A. Thielen	WR	CAR	3.7
WR	A. Brown	WR	PHI	27.9
TE	D.	K	nox	0.0
R/W/T	C. Patterson	RB	ATL	6.0
K	G. Joseph	K	MIN	11.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		10.0
BN	J. Landry	WR	NO	2.4
BN	C. Davis	WR	NYJ	11.0
BN	V. Jefferson	WR	LAR	4.9
BN	G. Pickens	WR	PIT	0.7
RES	C.	K	upp	0.0

Week 14: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 105.4 – 116.4 L'Ennui de Sohl (L) vs Wright

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 105.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	30.4
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	18.4
RB	D. Swift	RB	PHI	5.4
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	7.9
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	4.6
TE	G. Dulcich	TE	DEN	5.7
R/W/T	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	8.0
K	M. Badgley	K	DET	10.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		15.0
BN	G. Edwards	RB	BAL	6.6
BN	T. Homer	RB	CHI	4.4
BN	D. Peoples-Jones	WR	CLE	15.4
BN	K. Toney	WR	KC	0.0

L'Ennui de Sohl (Wright) — 116.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Lawrence	QB	JAX	33.4
RB	M. Breida	RB	NYG	2.5
RB	C. Hubbard	RB	CAR	17.4
WR	C.	K	irk	7.0
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	5.8
TE	D.	K	nox	12.1
R/W/T	K. Allen	WR	LAC	15.2
K	R. Gould	K	SF	5.0
DEF	Bills	DEF		18.0
BN	D. Moore	WR	CHI	0.6
BN	T. McLaurin	WR	WAS	0.0
BN	J. Taylor	RB	IND	0.0
BN	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	0.0
RES	K. Pitts	TE	ATL	0.0

Week 15: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 94.6 – 138.9 Muad'Deebo Samuel (L) vs Foote PLAYOFF

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 94.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	32.7
RB	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	0.9
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	12.0
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	18.3
WR	D. Peoples-Jones	WR	CLE	11.1
TE	G. Dulcich	TE	DEN	1.6
R/W/T	D. Swift	RB	PHI	10.0
K	W. Lutz	K	NO	3.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		5.0
BN	G. Edwards	RB	BAL	5.5
BN	G. Davis	WR	BUF	7.6
BN	K. Toney	WR	KC	1.0
BN	Browns	DEF		16.0

Muad'Deebo Samuel (Foote) — 138.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	32.7
RB	J. McKinnon	RB	KC	30.2
RB	J. Dobbins	RB	BAL	13.3
WR	M. Evans	WR	TB	10.8
WR	J. Chase	WR	CIN	15.5
TE	E. Engram	TE	JAX	10.2
R/W/T	T. Hill	TE	NO	10.2
K	C. York	K	CLE	7.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		9.0
BN	M. Valdes-Scantling	WR	KC	10.1
BN	D. Samuel	WR	SF	0.0
BN	C.	K	met	4.5
BN	B. Robinson	RB	WAS	11.2

Week 16: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 66.9 – 76.8 Cooper Menstrual Kupp (L) vs P. Waxman PLAYOFF

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 66.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	0.0
RB	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	22.5
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	5.5
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	10.3
WR	D. Peoples-Jones	WR	CLE	0.7
TE	G. Dulcich	TE	DEN	11.9
R/W/T	D. Swift	RB	PHI	3.0
K	W. Lutz	K	NO	5.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		8.0
BN	G. Edwards	RB	BAL	9.9
BN	G. Davis	WR	BUF	10.0
BN	K. Toney	WR	KC	7.3
BN	Browns	DEF		3.0

Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 76.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	NYJ	12.3
RB	T. Pollard	RB	DAL	11.0
RB	C. Akers	RB	LAR	33.7
WR	D. Adams	WR	LV	2.5
WR	S. Diggs	WR	BUF	3.6
TE	P. Freiermuth	TE	PIT	10.1
R/W/T	M. Williams	WR	LAC	9.6
K	N. Folk	K	NE	-2.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		-4.0
BN	K. Hunt	RB	CLE	3.7
BN	M. Hardman	WR	NYJ	0.0
BN	M. Jones	QB	NE	17.5
BN	C. Olave	WR	NO	0.0
RES	K. Herbert	RB	CHI	1.3

Week 17: I sell weed to Mike McDaniel 91.0 – 88.9 Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (W) vs Banys PLAYOFF

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 91.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	0.0
RB	D. Foreman	RB	CHI	3.5
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	17.5
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	16.5
WR	D. Peoples-Jones	WR	CLE	7.8
TE	G. Dulcich	TE	DEN	0.0
R/W/T	D. Swift	RB	PHI	25.7
K	W. Lutz	K	NO	10.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		10.0
BN	G. Edwards	RB	BAL	0.2
BN	G. Davis	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	K. Toney	WR	KC	7.1
BN	Browns	DEF		13.0

Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 88.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Goff	QB	DET	22.4
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	9.7
RB	N. Harris	RB	PIT	19.3
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	0.0
WR	G. Wilson	WR	NYJ	3.3
TE	G. Everett	TE	LAC	9.0
R/W/T	B. Aiyuk	WR	SF	22.2
K	T. Bass	K	BUF	0.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		3.0
BN	K. Drake	RB	BAL	0.0
BN	Z. Jones	WR	JAX	3.9
BN	L. Jackson	QB	BAL	0.0
BN	J. Wilson	RB	MIA	9.1