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DEF · 2010–2025 · 143 appearances · 1282.0 total pts · 9.0 avg pts

Career Stats

Year Manager NFL Team Weeks Total Pts Avg Pts
2025 Waxman, Faust, Freundlich, Becker-Parton, Valenzuela 9 97.0 10.8
2023 Ballard, Baumann 8 49.0 6.1
2022 Valenzuela, Waxman, Becker-Parton 6 74.0 12.3
2020 Ballard, Banys 6 46.0 7.7
2019 Ballard 15 202.0 13.5
2018 Valenzuela, Becker-Parton, Sohl, Freundlich 11 89.0 8.1
2017 Norberg 15 104.0 6.9
2016 Baumann, Wright 14 106.0 7.6
2015 Foote 12 96.0 8.0
2014 Freundlich, Waxman, Bronchtein, Norberg 12 103.0 8.6
2013 Valenzuela 11 101.0 9.2
2012 Foote, Norberg, Baumann 8 80.0 10.0
2011 Becker-Parton, Freundlich 7 51.0 7.3
2010 Banys, Bronchtein 9 84.0 9.3

Week-by-Week History

2025 — — 9 weeks, 97.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
2 Waxman Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts DEF @MIA 13.0
4 Faust Hot Chubb Time Machine DEF CAR 13.0
6 Faust Hot Chubb Time Machine DEF @NO 7.0
7 Faust Hot Chubb Time Machine DEF @TEN 19.0
8 Waxman Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts DEF CLE 11.0
11 Freundlich Jeanty Abortion DEF NYJ 5.0
13 Becker-Parton Skatt Porn DEF NYG 13.0
16 Valenzuela Jauan me to eat your butt BN @BAL 9.0
17 Valenzuela Jauan me to eat your butt DEF @NYJ 7.0
2023 — — 8 weeks, 49.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Ballard Big Beudy Jeudy DEF PHI 8.0
2 Ballard Big Beudy Jeudy DEF MIA 3.0
3 Ballard Big Beudy Jeudy DEF @NYJ 11.0
4 Ballard Big Beudy Jeudy DEF @DAL 7.0
5 Ballard Big Beudy Jeudy DEF NO 1.0
6 Ballard Big Beudy Jeudy DEF @LV 3.0
9 Baumann A Jordan Love Story DEF WAS 10.0
10 Baumann A Jordan Love Story DEF IND 6.0
2022 — — 6 weeks, 74.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
7 Valenzuela I sell weed to Mike McDaniel DEF CHI 9.0
8 Valenzuela I sell weed to Mike McDaniel DEF @NYJ 9.0
9 Valenzuela I sell weed to Mike McDaniel DEF IND 24.0
11 Waxman Drake London Bridge Is Down DEF NYJ 17.0
12 Waxman Drake London Bridge Is Down DEF @MIN 2.0
15 Becker-Parton Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa BN @LV 13.0
2020 — — 6 weeks, 46.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Ballard Stuck at Mahomes DEF MIA 11.0
2 Ballard Stuck at Mahomes DEF @SEA 6.0
3 Ballard Stuck at Mahomes DEF LV 15.0
6 Banys Jimmy GQanon DEF DEN 7.0
7 Banys Jimmy GQanon DEF SF 4.0
8 Banys Jimmy GQanon BN @BUF 3.0
2019 — — 15 weeks, 202.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF PIT 10.0
2 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF @MIA 37.0
3 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF NYJ 14.0
4 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF @BUF 23.0
5 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF @WAS 14.0
6 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF NYG 25.0
7 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF @NYJ 25.0
8 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF CLE 21.0
9 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF @BAL 4.0
10 Ballard Antonio Browneye BN Bye 0.0
11 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF @PHI 11.0
12 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF DAL 6.0
13 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF @HOU 2.0
14 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF KC 5.0
16 Ballard Antonio Browneye DEF BUF 5.0
2018 — — 11 weeks, 89.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi DEF HOU 8.0
2 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi DEF @JAX 3.0
5 Becker-Parton this old hauschka DEF IND 7.0
7 Sohl Serious Sohldiers DEF @CHI 17.0
8 Sohl Serious Sohldiers DEF @BUF 20.0
9 Sohl Serious Sohldiers DEF GB 4.0
10 Sohl Serious Sohldiers DEF @TEN 1.0
12 Freundlich The Day After Kamara DEF @NYJ 8.0
13 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi BN MIN 10.0
14 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi BN @MIA 4.0
15 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi BN @PIT 7.0
2017 — — 15 weeks, 104.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF KC 1.0
2 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF @NO 2.0
3 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF HOU 6.0
4 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF CAR 5.0
5 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF @TB 3.0
6 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF @NYJ 11.0
7 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF ATL 5.0
8 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF LAC 9.0
9 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF Bye 0.0
10 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF @DEN 11.0
11 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF @LV 9.0
12 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF MIA 17.0
13 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF @BUF 13.0
14 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF @MIA 2.0
16 Norberg Fullback Dives Matter DEF BUF 10.0
2016 — — 14 weeks, 106.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Baumann Siemian on her TDs DEF @ARI 3.0
2 Baumann Siemian on her TDs DEF MIA 8.0
3 Baumann Siemian on her TDs DEF HOU 18.0
4 Baumann Siemian on her TDs DEF BUF 3.0
5 Baumann Siemian on her TDs DEF @CLE 10.0
6 Baumann Siemian on her TDs DEF CIN 5.0
7 Baumann Siemian on her TDs DEF @PIT 3.0
8 Baumann Siemian on her TDs DEF @BUF 2.0
9 Baumann Siemian on her TDs BN Bye 0.0
10 Baumann Siemian on her TDs DEF SEA 2.0
12 Wright Butt Stuff DEF @NYJ 6.0
13 Wright Butt Stuff DEF LAR 12.0
15 Wright Butt Stuff DEF @DEN 17.0
16 Wright Butt Stuff DEF NYJ 17.0
2015 — — 12 weeks, 96.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
3 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF JAX 5.0
5 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF @DAL 14.0
6 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF @IND 3.0
7 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF NYJ 4.0
8 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF MIA 15.0
9 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF WAS 9.0
10 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF @NYG 5.0
11 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF BUF 8.0
12 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF @DEN 4.0
13 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF PHI 2.0
15 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF TEN 18.0
16 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong DEF @NYJ 9.0
2014 — — 12 weeks, 103.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Freundlich for EmmanuelSanders foreverago DEF @MIA 6.0
3 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids DEF LV 6.0
4 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids DEF @KC -2.0
5 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids BN CIN 14.0
6 Bronchtein A Teo of Two Titties DEF @BUF 11.0
7 Bronchtein A Teo of Two Titties DEF NYJ 3.0
8 Bronchtein A Teo of Two Titties DEF CHI 13.0
9 Bronchtein A Teo of Two Titties BN DEN 11.0
12 Norberg Riley Cooper's Main Nukka DEF DET 8.0
14 Freundlich for EmmanuelSanders foreverago BN @LAC 10.0
15 Freundlich for EmmanuelSanders foreverago BN MIA 18.0
16 Freundlich for EmmanuelSanders foreverago DEF @NYJ 5.0
2013 — — 11 weeks, 101.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood DEF @BUF 5.0
2 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood DEF NYJ 16.0
3 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood DEF TB 12.0
4 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood DEF @ATL 4.0
5 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood DEF @CIN 12.0
6 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood BN NO 5.0
7 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood DEF @NYJ 12.0
8 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood DEF MIA 13.0
9 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood DEF PIT 10.0
12 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood BN DEN 10.0
13 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood DEF @HOU 2.0
2012 — — 8 weeks, 80.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
2 Foote Virgins with AIDS DEF ARI 6.0
6 Norberg Weak Left Nut DEF @SEA 6.0
7 Norberg Weak Left Nut BN NYJ 16.0
10 Baumann Steve's Breaston Largements DEF BUF 8.0
12 Baumann Steve's Breaston Largements BN @NYJ 25.0
13 Baumann Steve's Breaston Largements DEF @MIA 6.0
14 Baumann Steve's Breaston Largements DEF HOU 5.0
16 Baumann Steve's Breaston Largements DEF @JAX 8.0
2011 — — 7 weeks, 51.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Becker-Parton Hauschka's Missed Field Goals DEF @MIA 6.0
2 Becker-Parton Hauschka's Missed Field Goals DEF LAC 10.0
3 Becker-Parton Hauschka's Missed Field Goals DEF @BUF 3.0
4 Becker-Parton Hauschka's Missed Field Goals DEF @LV 5.0
13 Freundlich Jake Ballard of a Thin Man DEF IND 6.0
14 Freundlich Jake Ballard of a Thin Man BN @WAS 12.0
16 Freundlich Jake Ballard of a Thin Man DEF MIA 9.0
2010 — — 9 weeks, 84.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
2 Banys King Dong DEF @NYJ 2.0
3 Banys King Dong DEF BUF 4.0
9 Bronchtein Death Cab for Flutie DEF @CLE 1.0
10 Bronchtein Death Cab for Flutie DEF @PIT 13.0
11 Bronchtein Death Cab for Flutie DEF IND 5.0
12 Bronchtein Death Cab for Flutie DEF @DET 6.0
13 Bronchtein Death Cab for Flutie DEF NYJ 14.0
15 Bronchtein Death Cab for Flutie DEF GB 15.0
16 Bronchtein Death Cab for Flutie DEF @BUF 24.0