Seahawks

DEF · 2010–2025 · 118 appearances · 1072.0 total pts · 9.1 avg pts

Career Stats

Year	Manager	NFL Team	Weeks	Total Pts	Avg Pts
2025	Valenzuela, Waxman, Freundlich		10	129.0	12.9
2023	Kassel, Freundlich		3	49.0	16.3
2022	Becker-Parton, Foote, Freundlich		7	46.0	6.6
2020	Wright		3	28.0	9.3
2019	Valenzuela, Banys, Wright, Baumann		6	53.0	8.8
2018	Becker-Parton, Valenzuela		4	39.0	9.8
2017	Banys		11	90.0	8.2
2016	Ballard, Freundlich, Bronchtein		13	90.0	6.9
2015	Ballard, Rath		14	136.0	9.7
2014	Baumann, Waxman		15	110.0	7.3
2013	Bronchtein		15	174.0	11.6
2012	Foote		12	102.0	8.5
2011	Becker-Parton		2	18.0	9.0
2010	Freundlich, Ballard		3	8.0	2.7

Week-by-Week History

2025 — — 10 weeks, 129.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
3	Valenzuela	Jauan me to eat your butt	DEF		NO	14.0
7	Waxman	Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts	DEF		HOU	9.0
10	Freundlich	Jeanty Abortion	DEF		ARI	25.0
11	Freundlich	Jeanty Abortion	BN		@LAR	4.0
12	Freundlich	Jeanty Abortion	DEF		@TEN	4.0
13	Freundlich	Jeanty Abortion	DEF		MIN	34.0
14	Freundlich	Jeanty Abortion	DEF		@ATL	19.0
15	Freundlich	Jeanty Abortion	DEF		IND	4.0
16	Freundlich	Jeanty Abortion	DEF		LAR	2.0
17	Freundlich	Jeanty Abortion	DEF		@CAR	14.0

2023 — — 3 weeks, 49.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
3	Kassel	The Olave Garden	DEF		CAR	3.0
4	Kassel	The Olave Garden	DEF		@NYG	34.0
8	Freundlich	Bijan Curious	DEF		CLE	12.0

2022 — — 7 weeks, 46.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
9	Becker-Parton	Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa	DEF		@ARI	10.0
10	Foote	Muad'Deebo Samuel	DEF		@TB	4.0
12	Becker-Parton	Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa	DEF		LV	1.0
13	Becker-Parton	Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa	DEF		@LAR	10.0
14	Freundlich	Pert it in Herbert	DEF		CAR	1.0
16	Freundlich	Pert it in Herbert	DEF		@KC	1.0
17	Freundlich	Pert it in Herbert	DEF		NYJ	19.0

2020 — — 3 weeks, 28.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
12	Wright	Lil Chubby	DEF		@PHI	9.0
13	Wright	Lil Chubby	DEF		NYG	7.0
14	Wright	Lil Chubby	DEF		NYJ	12.0

2019 — — 6 weeks, 53.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Valenzuela	luv 2 vape my juulio jones	DEF		CIN	12.0
2	Banys	Love in the Time of Kamara	DEF		@PIT	3.0
3	Banys	Love in the Time of Kamara	DEF		NO	2.0
4	Banys	Love in the Time of Kamara	DEF		@ARI	16.0
9	Wright	Chubby Hunter	DEF		TB	3.0
12	Baumann	Josey's Family Jewells	DEF		@PHI	17.0

2018 — — 4 weeks, 39.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
4	Becker-Parton	this old hauschka	DEF		@ARI	4.0
13	Valenzuela	Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi	BN		SF	16.0
14	Valenzuela	Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi	BN		MIN	14.0
15	Valenzuela	Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi	DEF		@SF	5.0

2017 — — 11 weeks, 90.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	BN		@GB	7.0
2	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	DEF		SF	8.0
3	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	BN		@TEN	-1.0
4	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	DEF		IND	20.0
5	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	BN		@LAR	16.0
6	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	BN		Bye	0.0
7	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	DEF		@NYG	7.0
8	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	DEF		HOU	13.0
9	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	DEF		WAS	11.0
10	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	BN		@ARI	7.0
11	Banys	Colin Kaepernietzsche	BN		ATL	2.0

2016 — — 13 weeks, 90.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		MIA	9.0
2	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@LAR	7.0
3	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		SF	3.0
4	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@NYJ	11.0
5	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	BN		Bye	0.0
6	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	BN		ATL	8.0
8	Freundlich	Spooky Wiener	DEF		@NO	10.0
9	Freundlich	Spooky Wiener	DEF		BUF	7.0
11	Bronchtein	Decker I Barley Know Er	DEF		PHI	7.0
12	Bronchtein	Decker I Barley Know Er	DEF		@TB	7.0
13	Bronchtein	Decker I Barley Know Er	DEF		CAR	8.0
15	Bronchtein	Decker I Barley Know Er	DEF		LAR	11.0
16	Bronchtein	Decker I Barley Know Er	DEF		ARI	2.0

2015 — — 14 weeks, 136.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@LAR	19.0
2	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@GB	4.0
3	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		CHI	18.0
4	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		DET	7.0
5	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@CIN	14.0
6	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		CAR	7.0
7	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@SF	13.0
8	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@DAL	5.0
10	Rath	Byronious	DEF		ARI	11.0
11	Rath	Byronious	DEF		SF	6.0
12	Rath	Byronious	DEF		PIT	9.0
13	Rath	Byronious	DEF		@MIN	10.0
14	Rath	Byronious	DEF		@BAL	12.0
16	Rath	Byronious	DEF		LAR	1.0

2014 — — 15 weeks, 110.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Baumann	De More DeMaryius	DEF		GB	8.0
2	Baumann	De More DeMaryius	DEF		@LAC	0.0
3	Baumann	De More DeMaryius	DEF		DEN	6.0
4	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	BN		Bye	0.0
5	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	DEF		@WAS	2.0
6	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	DEF		DAL	10.0
7	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	DEF		@LAR	-1.0
8	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	DEF		@CAR	11.0
9	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	DEF		LV	13.0
10	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	DEF		NYG	7.0
11	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	DEF		@KC	4.0
12	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	BN		ARI	12.0
13	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	BN		@SF	17.0
14	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	DEF		@PHI	8.0
16	Waxman	Carlos Hyde Your Kids	DEF		@ARI	13.0

2013 — — 15 weeks, 174.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		@CAR	9.0
2	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		SF	22.0
3	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		JAX	10.0
4	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		@HOU	17.0
5	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		@IND	7.0
6	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		TEN	11.0
7	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		@ARI	11.0
8	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		@LAR	11.0
9	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		TB	3.0
10	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		@ATL	8.0
11	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	DEF		MIN	17.0
12	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	BN		Bye	0.0
13	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	BN		NO	13.0
15	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	BN		@NYG	24.0
16	Bronchtein	Asomugha to Mouth	BN		ARI	11.0

2012 — — 12 weeks, 102.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
4	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		@LAR	5.0
5	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		@CAR	15.0
6	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		NE	5.0
7	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		@SF	8.0
8	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		@DET	3.0
9	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		MIN	9.0
10	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		NYJ	16.0
11	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	BN		Bye	0.0
12	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		@MIA	9.0
13	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		@CHI	1.0
15	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		@BUF	16.0
16	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		SF	15.0

2011 — — 2 weeks, 18.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
14	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Missed Field Goals	DEF		LAR	15.0
16	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Missed Field Goals	DEF		SF	3.0

2010 — — 3 weeks, 8.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
2	Freundlich	Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw	DEF		@DEN	0.0
4	Ballard	Believeland Browns	DEF		@LAR	7.0
8	Freundlich	Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw	DEF		@LV	1.0