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DEF · 2010–2025 · 66 appearances · 507.0 total pts · 7.7 avg pts
Career Stats
| Year | Manager | NFL Team | Weeks | Total Pts | Avg Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 |  Becker-Parton,  Waxman,  Baumann | 3 | 27.0 | 9.0 | |
| 2023 |  Wright | 17 | 173.0 | 10.2 | |
| 2022 |  Valenzuela | 6 | 59.0 | 9.8 | |
| 2020 |  Foote, Waxman, Valenzuela | 5 | 31.0 | 6.2 | |
| 2019 | Waxman, Valenzuela | 4 | 20.0 | 5.0 | |
| 2018 | Valenzuela,  Banys, Waxman | 5 | 34.0 | 6.8 | |
| 2014 | Waxman,  Bronchtein,  Freundlich, Banys | 6 | 28.0 | 4.7 | |
| 2013 | Waxman, Becker-Parton | 10 | 65.0 | 6.5 | |
| 2011 | Banys,  Ballard | 7 | 45.0 | 6.4 | |
| 2010 | Ballard | 3 | 25.0 | 8.3 |
Week-by-Week History
2025 — — 3 weeks, 27.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Becker-Parton | Skatt Porn | DEF | @NYJ | 5.0 | |
| 12 | Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | DEF | @LV | 20.0 | |
| 14 | Baumann | Release the Epenesa Files | DEF | TEN | 2.0 |
2023 — — 17 weeks, 173.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | CIN | 9.0 | |
| 2 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | @PIT | 9.0 | |
| 3 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | TEN | 14.0 | |
| 4 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | BAL | 4.0 | |
| 5 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | BN | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 6 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | BN | SF | 6.0 | |
| 7 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | @IND | 22.0 | |
| 8 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | @SEA | 7.0 | |
| 9 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | ARI | 25.0 | |
| 10 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | @BAL | 13.0 | |
| 11 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | PIT | 7.0 | |
| 12 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | @DEN | 5.0 | |
| 13 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | @LAR | -1.0 | |
| 14 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | JAX | 14.0 | |
| 15 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | CHI | 15.0 | |
| 16 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | @HOU | 9.0 | |
| 17 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | NYJ | 15.0 |
2022 — — 6 weeks, 59.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Valenzuela | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | DEF | @CAR | 8.0 | |
| 2 | Valenzuela | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | DEF | NYJ | 7.0 | |
| 3 | Valenzuela | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | DEF | PIT | 12.0 | |
| 15 | Valenzuela | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | BN | BAL | 16.0 | |
| 16 | Valenzuela | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | BN | NO | 3.0 | |
| 17 | Valenzuela | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | BN | @WAS | 13.0 |
2020 — — 5 weeks, 31.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Foote | Da'Ron Payne-al | DEF | @PIT | 1.0 | |
| 11 | Waxman | Person Woman Man Kamara TV | DEF | PHI | 20.0 | |
| 12 | Waxman | Person Woman Man Kamara TV | DEF | @JAX | 0.0 | |
| 15 | Valenzuela | punani dasani coochie dinucci | BN | @NYG | 8.0 | |
| 16 | Valenzuela | punani dasani coochie dinucci | DEF | @NYJ | 2.0 |
2019 — — 4 weeks, 20.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Waxman | The Ballad of Buster Skrine | DEF | TEN | 0.0 | |
| 2 | Valenzuela | luv 2 vape my juulio jones | DEF | @NYJ | 13.0 | |
| 9 | Waxman | The Ballad of Buster Skrine | DEF | @DEN | 5.0 | |
| 10 | Waxman | The Ballad of Buster Skrine | DEF | BUF | 2.0 |
2018 — — 5 weeks, 34.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Valenzuela | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | DEF | NYJ | 9.0 | |
| 4 | Valenzuela | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | DEF | @LV | 3.0 | |
| 7 | Banys | Democracy Dies in Darkwa | DEF | @TB | 14.0 | |
| 8 | Banys | Democracy Dies in Darkwa | BN | @PIT | 4.0 | |
| 16 | Waxman | Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt | DEF | CIN | 4.0 |
2014 — — 6 weeks, 28.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Waxman | Carlos Hyde Your Kids | DEF | @PIT | 4.0 | |
| 9 | Bronchtein | A Teo of Two Titties | DEF | TB | 7.0 | |
| 11 | Freundlich | for EmmanuelSanders foreverago | DEF | HOU | 2.0 | |
| 13 | Banys | Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits | BN | @BUF | 6.0 | |
| 15 | Banys | Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits | BN | CIN | 3.0 | |
| 16 | Banys | Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits | BN | @CAR | 6.0 |
2013 — — 10 weeks, 65.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | DEF | MIA | 6.0 | |
| 2 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | DEF | @BAL | 5.0 | |
| 3 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | DEF | @MIN | 12.0 | |
| 4 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | DEF | CIN | 13.0 | |
| 5 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | DEF | BUF | 18.0 | |
| 6 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | DEF | DET | 2.0 | |
| 11 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | DEF | @CIN | 6.0 | |
| 12 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | DEF | PIT | 0.0 | |
| 13 | Waxman | Stanley's Cleveland Steamers | DEF | JAX | 3.0 | |
| 16 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Tackles | DEF | @NYJ | 0.0 |
2011 — — 7 weeks, 45.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Banys | King Dong | DEF | @IND | 7.0 | |
| 11 | Ballard | Believeland Browns | DEF | JAX | 5.0 | |
| 12 | Ballard | Believeland Browns | BN | @CIN | 4.0 | |
| 13 | Ballard | Believeland Browns | BN | BAL | 3.0 | |
| 14 | Ballard | Believeland Browns | BN | @PIT | 9.0 | |
| 15 | Ballard | Believeland Browns | BN | @ARI | 7.0 | |
| 16 | Ballard | Believeland Browns | BN | @BAL | 10.0 |