Eagles

DEF · 2010–2025 · 131 appearances · 1061.0 total pts · 8.1 avg pts

Career Stats

Year	Manager	NFL Team	Weeks	Total Pts	Avg Pts
2025	Becker-Parton, Kassel, Waxman		11	87.0	7.9
2023	Bronchtein		17	129.0	7.6
2022	Faust, Waxman, Banys		14	141.0	10.1
2020	Valenzuela, Becker-Parton, Bronchtein, Waxman, Wright		6	49.0	8.2
2019	Wright, Becker-Parton		7	62.0	8.9
2018	Sohl, Baumann, Waxman, Norberg		13	81.0	6.2
2017	Baumann, Valenzuela		13	124.0	9.5
2016	Freundlich, Bronchtein, Baumann		8	42.0	5.3
2015	Baumann, Valenzuela, Ballard		11	65.0	5.9
2014	Banys		11	116.0	10.5
2012	Foote, Wright		2	17.0	8.5
2011	Demarkis, Foote		5	42.0	8.4
2010	Lewis		13	106.0	8.2

Week-by-Week History

2025 — — 11 weeks, 87.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Becker-Parton	Skatt Porn	DEF		DAL	5.0
4	Kassel	Tua Girls One Kupp	DEF		@TB	16.0
5	Kassel	Tua Girls One Kupp	DEF		DEN	2.0
6	Kassel	Tua Girls One Kupp	DEF		@NYG	1.0
7	Kassel	Tua Girls One Kupp	DEF		@MIN	12.0
8	Kassel	Tua Girls One Kupp	DEF		NYG	6.0
12	Kassel	Tua Girls One Kupp	DEF		@DAL	7.0
13	Kassel	Tua Girls One Kupp	DEF		CHI	4.0
15	Waxman	Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts	DEF		LV	16.0
16	Waxman	Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts	DEF		@WAS	5.0
17	Waxman	Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts	DEF		@BUF	13.0

2023 — — 17 weeks, 129.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		@NE	17.0
2	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		MIN	17.0
3	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		@TB	16.0
4	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		WAS	7.0
5	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		@LAR	7.0
6	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		@NYJ	6.0
7	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		MIA	10.0
8	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		@WAS	4.0
9	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		DAL	9.0
10	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	BN		Bye	0.0
11	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		@KC	8.0
12	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	BN		BUF	2.0
13	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	BN		SF	-2.0
14	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	BN		@DAL	12.0
15	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		@SEA	3.0
16	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		NYG	6.0
17	Bronchtein	Bless Ye Thank Ye	DEF		ARI	7.0

2022 — — 14 weeks, 141.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
3	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		@WAS	22.0
5	Waxman	Drake London Bridge Is Down	DEF		@ARI	4.0
6	Waxman	Drake London Bridge Is Down	DEF		DAL	7.0
7	Banys	Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa	BN		Bye	0.0
8	Banys	Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa	DEF		PIT	18.0
9	Banys	Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa	DEF		@HOU	8.0
10	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		WAS	9.0
11	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		@IND	9.0
12	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		GB	6.0
13	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		TEN	10.0
14	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		@NYG	11.0
15	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		@CHI	15.0
16	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		@DAL	12.0
17	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		NO	10.0

2020 — — 6 weeks, 49.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Valenzuela	punani dasani coochie dinucci	DEF		@WAS	3.0
3	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Unemployment Checks	DEF		CIN	8.0
7	Bronchtein	Frank Gore is on the Jets lol	DEF		NYG	9.0
8	Bronchtein	Frank Gore is on the Jets lol	DEF		DAL	20.0
10	Waxman	Person Woman Man Kamara TV	DEF		@NYG	3.0
15	Wright	Lil Chubby	BN		@ARI	6.0

2019 — — 7 weeks, 62.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Wright	Chubby Hunter	DEF		WAS	1.0
2	Wright	Chubby Hunter	BN		@ATL	7.0
5	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls	DEF		NYJ	35.0
6	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls	DEF		@MIN	1.0
13	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls	DEF		@MIA	1.0
15	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls	DEF		@WAS	9.0
16	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls	BN		DAL	8.0

2018 — — 13 weeks, 81.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Sohl	Serious Sohldiers	DEF		ATL	10.0
2	Sohl	Serious Sohldiers	DEF		@TB	6.0
3	Sohl	Serious Sohldiers	DEF		IND	3.0
4	Baumann	Pop a Chubb-y	DEF		@TEN	5.0
5	Baumann	Pop a Chubb-y	DEF		MIN	4.0
6	Baumann	Pop a Chubb-y	DEF		@NYG	10.0
7	Baumann	Pop a Chubb-y	DEF		CAR	2.0
8	Baumann	Pop a Chubb-y	DEF		@JAX	7.0
10	Waxman	Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt	DEF		DAL	4.0
13	Norberg	Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket	DEF		WAS	9.0
14	Norberg	Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket	DEF		@DAL	8.0
15	Norberg	Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket	DEF		@LAR	8.0
16	Norberg	Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket	DEF		HOU	5.0

2017 — — 13 weeks, 124.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
3	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		NYG	4.0
4	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		@LAC	4.0
5	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		ARI	8.0
6	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		@CAR	8.0
7	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		WAS	6.0
8	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		SF	18.0
9	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		DEN	8.0
11	Valenzuela	BEAST CHODE	BN		@DAL	22.0
12	Valenzuela	BEAST CHODE	BN		CHI	13.0
13	Valenzuela	BEAST CHODE	BN		@SEA	2.0
14	Valenzuela	BEAST CHODE	DEF		@LAR	8.0
15	Valenzuela	BEAST CHODE	DEF		@NYG	2.0
16	Valenzuela	BEAST CHODE	DEF		LV	21.0

2016 — — 8 weeks, 42.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Freundlich	Spooky Wiener	DEF		CLE	11.0
5	Bronchtein	Decker I Barley Know Er	DEF		@DET	6.0
6	Bronchtein	Decker I Barley Know Er	DEF		@WAS	14.0
8	Bronchtein	Decker I Barley Know Er	DEF		@DAL	3.0
9	Bronchtein	Decker I Barley Know Er	DEF		@NYG	4.0
11	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		@SEA	1.0
12	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		GB	0.0
13	Baumann	Siemian on her TDs	DEF		@CIN	3.0

2015 — — 11 weeks, 65.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Baumann	Two Tickets to Paradis	DEF		@ATL	5.0
2	Baumann	Two Tickets to Paradis	DEF		DAL	8.0
4	Valenzuela	1800HARTLINEBLING	DEF		@WAS	3.0
9	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@DAL	12.0
10	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		MIA	7.0
11	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		TB	-1.0
12	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@DET	-2.0
13	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@NE	25.0
14	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		BUF	6.0
15	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		ARI	1.0
16	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		WAS	1.0

2014 — — 11 weeks, 116.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
5	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	DEF		LAR	21.0
6	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	DEF		NYG	20.0
7	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	BN		Bye	0.0
8	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	DEF		@ARI	2.0
9	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	DEF		@HOU	7.0
10	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	DEF		CAR	31.0
11	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	DEF		@GB	-3.0
12	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	DEF		TEN	17.0
13	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	DEF		@DAL	14.0
15	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	DEF		DAL	1.0
16	Banys	Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits	DEF		@WAS	6.0

2012 — — 2 weeks, 17.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Foote	Virgins with AIDS	DEF		@CLE	14.0
3	Wright	Colt McCoy and the 45's	DEF		@ARI	3.0

2011 — — 5 weeks, 42.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		@LAR	17.0
2	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		@ATL	4.0
3	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		NYG	2.0
4	Demarkis	The Deebiest	DEF		SF	5.0
10	Foote	Anne Frank's Cunt	DEF		ARI	14.0

2010 — — 13 weeks, 106.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Lewis	Brady Gaga	DEF		GB	7.0
2	Lewis	Brady Gaga	DEF		@DET	5.0
3	Lewis	Brady Gaga	DEF		@JAX	16.0
4	Lewis	Brady Gaga	DEF		WAS	4.0
5	Lewis	Brady Gaga	DEF		@SF	18.0
6	Lewis	Brady Gaga	DEF		ATL	8.0
7	Lewis	Brady Gaga	DEF		@TEN	8.0
8	Lewis	Brady Gaga	BN		Bye	0.0
9	Lewis	Brady Gaga	BN		IND	7.0
10	Lewis	Brady Gaga	DEF		@WAS	13.0
11	Lewis	Brady Gaga	BN		NYG	11.0
12	Lewis	Brady Gaga	DEF		@CHI	3.0
13	Lewis	Brady Gaga	DEF		HOU	6.0