Chiefs

DEF · 2010–2025 · 125 appearances · 972.0 total pts · 7.8 avg pts

Career Stats

Year	Manager	NFL Team	Weeks	Total Pts	Avg Pts
2025	Banys		16	89.0	5.6
2023	Faust, Valenzuela, Baumann		9	76.0	8.4
2022	Becker-Parton, Valenzuela		7	62.0	8.9
2020	Becker-Parton, Valenzuela, Ballard		14	87.0	6.2
2019	Becker-Parton, Baumann		3	39.0	13.0
2018	Freundlich, Becker-Parton		5	35.0	7.0
2017	Ballard		16	105.0	6.6
2016	Banys		15	146.0	9.7
2015	Wright, Waxman		7	80.0	11.4
2014	Wood		15	87.0	5.8
2013	Foote, Ballard		13	134.0	10.3
2010	Bronchtein, Becker-Parton		5	32.0	6.4

Week-by-Week History

2025 — — 16 weeks, 89.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		@LAC	5.0
2	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		PHI	3.0
3	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		@NYG	10.0
4	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		BAL	8.0
5	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		@JAX	9.0
6	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		DET	4.0
7	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		LV	13.0
8	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		WAS	12.0
9	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		@BUF	2.0
10	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		Bye	0.0
11	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		@DEN	4.0
12	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		IND	1.0
13	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		@DAL	3.0
14	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		HOU	4.0
15	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		LAC	7.0
17	Banys	Sildenafil Bill	DEF		DEN	4.0

2023 — — 9 weeks, 76.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
3	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		CHI	13.0
4	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		@NYJ	7.0
6	Valenzuela	I wanna Burrow in your Butt	DEF		DEN	16.0
8	Baumann	A Jordan Love Story	DEF		@DEN	12.0
12	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		@LV	2.0
13	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		@GB	2.0
14	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		BUF	6.0
15	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		@NE	11.0
17	Faust	Travis Etienne That Ass	DEF		CIN	7.0

2022 — — 7 weeks, 62.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
3	Becker-Parton	Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa	DEF		@IND	12.0
12	Valenzuela	I sell weed to Mike McDaniel	DEF		LAR	11.0
13	Valenzuela	I sell weed to Mike McDaniel	DEF		@CIN	1.0
14	Valenzuela	I sell weed to Mike McDaniel	DEF		@DEN	15.0
15	Valenzuela	I sell weed to Mike McDaniel	DEF		@HOU	5.0
16	Valenzuela	I sell weed to Mike McDaniel	DEF		SEA	8.0
17	Valenzuela	I sell weed to Mike McDaniel	DEF		DEN	10.0

2020 — — 14 weeks, 87.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Unemployment Checks	DEF		HOU	7.0
2	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Unemployment Checks	DEF		@LAC	5.0
4	Valenzuela	punani dasani coochie dinucci	BN		NE	20.0
5	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	DEF		LV	-1.0
6	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	DEF		@BUF	3.0
7	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	DEF		@DEN	24.0
8	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	DEF		NYJ	7.0
9	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	DEF		CAR	1.0
10	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	BN		Bye	0.0
11	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	DEF		@LV	1.0
12	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	DEF		@TB	5.0
13	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	DEF		DEN	5.0
15	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	DEF		@NO	3.0
16	Ballard	Stuck at Mahomes	DEF		ATL	7.0

2019 — — 3 weeks, 39.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
7	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Kicker Camp 4 Girls	DEF		@DEN	24.0
10	Baumann	Josey's Family Jewells	DEF		@TEN	5.0
16	Baumann	Josey's Family Jewells	DEF		@CHI	10.0

2018 — — 5 weeks, 35.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
8	Freundlich	The Day After Kamara	DEF		DEN	9.0
9	Freundlich	The Day After Kamara	DEF		@CLE	4.0
10	Freundlich	The Day After Kamara	DEF		ARI	10.0
13	Becker-Parton	this old hauschka	DEF		@LV	8.0
14	Becker-Parton	this old hauschka	DEF		BAL	4.0

2017 — — 16 weeks, 105.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@NE	3.0
2	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		PHI	11.0
3	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@LAC	12.0
4	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		WAS	9.0
5	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@HOU	10.0
6	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		PIT	4.0
7	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@LV	-1.0
8	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		DEN	20.0
9	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@DAL	0.0
10	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	BN		Bye	0.0
11	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	BN		@NYG	6.0
12	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		BUF	3.0
13	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	DEF		@NYJ	-4.0
14	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	BN		LV	10.0
15	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	BN		LAC	14.0
16	Ballard	Meowkevious Bingo	BN		MIA	8.0

2016 — — 15 weeks, 146.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		LAC	1.0
2	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		@HOU	7.0
3	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		NYJ	35.0
4	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		@PIT	-2.0
5	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	BN		Bye	0.0
6	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		@LV	10.0
7	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		NO	11.0
8	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		@IND	11.0
9	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		JAX	11.0
10	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		@CAR	13.0
11	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		TB	4.0
12	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		@DEN	15.0
13	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		@ATL	9.0
14	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		LV	11.0
16	Banys	Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score	DEF		DEN	10.0

2015 — — 7 weeks, 80.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
5	Wright	Butt Stuff	DEF		CHI	11.0
6	Wright	Butt Stuff	DEF		@MIN	7.0
11	Waxman	My Ball Zach Ertz	DEF		@LAC	20.0
12	Waxman	My Ball Zach Ertz	DEF		BUF	5.0
13	Waxman	My Ball Zach Ertz	DEF		@LV	17.0
14	Waxman	My Ball Zach Ertz	DEF		LAC	14.0
16	Waxman	My Ball Zach Ertz	DEF		CLE	6.0

2014 — — 15 weeks, 87.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
1	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		TEN	4.0
2	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		@DEN	1.0
3	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		@MIA	8.0
4	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		NE	16.0
5	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		@SF	3.0
6	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	BN		Bye	0.0
7	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		@LAC	5.0
8	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		LAR	19.0
9	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		NYJ	7.0
10	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		@BUF	11.0
11	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		SEA	3.0
12	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		@LV	3.0
13	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		DEN	2.0
14	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		@ARI	3.0
16	Wood	A Negro's in Brooklyn	DEF		@PIT	2.0

2013 — — 13 weeks, 134.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
2	Foote	Cecil Your Shorts III	DEF		DAL	8.0
4	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	DEF		NYG	19.0
5	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	DEF		@TEN	16.0
6	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	DEF		LV	25.0
7	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	DEF		HOU	8.0
8	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	DEF		CLE	4.0
9	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	DEF		@BUF	22.0
10	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	BN		Bye	0.0
11	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	BN		@DEN	2.0
12	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	DEF		LAC	-3.0
13	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	DEF		DEN	6.0
14	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	DEF		@WAS	26.0
16	Ballard	Denarius Targaryen Moore	DEF		IND	1.0

2010 — — 5 weeks, 32.0 pts

Wk	Manager	Team	Slot	NFL Team	Opponent	Pts
8	Bronchtein	Death Cab for Flutie	DEF		BUF	9.0
10	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Missed Field Goals	DEF		@DEN	-4.0
11	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Missed Field Goals	DEF		ARI	6.0
12	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Missed Field Goals	DEF		@SEA	8.0
13	Becker-Parton	Hauschka's Missed Field Goals	DEF		DEN	13.0