Valenzuela — 2017
BEAST CHODE · Record: 5-8 ยท PPG: 92.3 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: BEAST CHODE 90.9 – 140.4 Butt Stuff
(L)
vs
Wright
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 90.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | LV | 18.7 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 14.1 |
| RB | R. | K | elley | 3.0 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 17.4 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 11.3 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | NE | 5.8 |
| R/W/T | T. Pryor | WR | WAS | 9.6 |
| K | G. Gano | K | CAR | 11.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | TEN | 2.5 |
| BN | J. Rodgers | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Palmer | QB | ARI | 5.9 |
| BN | T. Riddick | RB | DET | 11.6 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 3.0 |
| BN | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 7.8 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Butt Stuff (
Wright) — 140.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 16.7 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 6.2 |
| RB | K. Hunt | RB | KC | 43.1 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | LV | 14.7 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | KC | 23.3 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 2.8 |
| R/W/T | J. Maclin | WR | BAL | 12.6 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 13.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | D. Jackson | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | PHI | 11.2 |
| BN | J. Matthews | WR | BUF | 7.1 |
| BN | J. Hill | RB | CIN | 2.9 |
| BN | J. Winston | QB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Williams | WR | LAC | 7.9 |
Week 2: BEAST CHODE 86.3 – 111.3 Stephen Hauschka's New Team
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 86.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | LV | 21.2 |
| RB | J. Rodgers | RB | TB | 12.7 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 0.7 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 29.0 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 0.6 |
| R/W/T | T. Pryor | WR | WAS | 4.1 |
| K | G. Gano | K | CAR | 9.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | TEN | 4.7 |
| BN | T. Riddick | RB | DET | 5.2 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 10.7 |
| BN | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 11.5 |
| BN | R. | K | elley | 7.8 |
| BN | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 8.8 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Stephen Hauschka's New Team (
Becker-Parton) — 111.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 30.8 |
| RB | D. Freeman | RB | ATL | 23.0 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 4.2 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 3.6 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 4.9 |
| TE | C. Clay | TE | BUF | 3.8 |
| R/W/T | T. Montgomery | RB | GB | 26.0 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 5.0 |
| DEF | Cardinals | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 10.0 |
| BN | B. Marshall | WR | NYG | 2.2 |
| BN | C. Hogan | WR | NE | 16.3 |
| BN | R. Burkhead | RB | NE | 11.9 |
| BN | M. Bryant | WR | PIT | 17.3 |
| BN | C. | K | upp | 4.8 |
Week 3: BEAST CHODE 59.3 – 121.7 Siemian on her TDs
(L)
vs
Baumann
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 59.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | LV | 3.2 |
| RB | T. Riddick | RB | DET | 5.8 |
| RB | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 12.2 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 1.2 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 1.8 |
| TE | E. Ebron | TE | DET | 1.9 |
| R/W/T | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 20.2 |
| K | G. Gano | K | CAR | 7.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 10.7 |
| BN | J. Rodgers | RB | TB | 1.5 |
| BN | T. Pryor | WR | WAS | 2.9 |
| BN | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 10.4 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 29.1 |
| BN | R. | K | elley | 0.0 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Siemian on her TDs (
Baumann) — 121.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Cousins | QB | WAS | 26.8 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | BUF | 10.4 |
| RB | I. Crowell | RB | CLE | 6.4 |
| WR | T. Ginn | WR | NO | 12.9 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | KC | 17.5 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | WAS | 14.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 25.4 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 4.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | J. Maclin | WR | BAL | 1.3 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | KC | 15.1 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | PHI | 1.1 |
| BN | J. Reed | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Allen | RB | BAL | 5.3 |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Martin | RB | TB | 0.0 |
Week 4: BEAST CHODE 105.3 – 87.7 Meowkevious Bingo
(W)
vs
Ballard
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 105.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Siemian | QB | DEN | 11.3 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 13.3 |
| RB | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 6.8 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 21.5 |
| WR | T. Pryor | WR | WAS | 14.5 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 8.1 |
| R/W/T | J. Rodgers | RB | TB | 11.8 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 8.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Riddick | RB | DET | 1.7 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 12.4 |
| BN | D. Carr | QB | LV | 9.7 |
| BN | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 16.2 |
| BN | R. | K | elley | 2.3 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Meowkevious Bingo (
Ballard) — 87.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 25.6 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | TEN | 4.5 |
| RB | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 6.8 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 1.6 |
| WR | M. Thomas | WR | NO | 18.9 |
| TE | J. Cook | TE | LV | 6.1 |
| R/W/T | C. Thompson | RB | WAS | 1.2 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 14.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | S. Bradford | QB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | PHI | 16.1 |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 4.7 |
| BN | B. Watson | TE | BAL | 6.8 |
| BN | J. White | RB | NE | 10.4 |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | ARI | 4.9 |
Week 5: BEAST CHODE 91.9 – 110.1 Colin Kaepernietzsche
(L)
vs
Banys
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 91.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Brissett | QB | IND | 17.0 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 7.6 |
| RB | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 1.2 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 9.4 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 13.8 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 12.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 17.2 |
| K | J. Elliott | K | PHI | 10.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | T. Pryor | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Carr | QB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Brate | TE | TB | 15.3 |
| BN | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 5.5 |
| BN | R. | K | elley | 0.0 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Colin Kaepernietzsche (
Banys) — 110.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 28.7 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | IND | 10.1 |
| RB | T. Gurley | RB | LAR | 4.0 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | DET | 7.3 |
| WR | J. Landry | WR | MIA | 12.9 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | NE | 6.8 |
| R/W/T | M. Gordon | RB | LAC | 31.3 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 4.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 5.9 |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | NE | 11.7 |
| BN | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 13.5 |
| BN | W. Snead | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Hurns | WR | JAX | 3.1 |
| BN | Seahawks | DEF | 16.0 |
Week 6: BEAST CHODE 134.3 – 121.7 Heart Like a Le'Veon
(W)
vs
Freundlich
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 134.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Palmer | QB | ARI | 19.9 |
| RB | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 10.1 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 18.1 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 9.0 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 14.4 |
| TE | C. Brate | TE | TB | 16.6 |
| R/W/T | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 14.2 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 10.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Pryor | WR | WAS | 3.8 |
| BN | D. Carr | QB | LV | 4.8 |
| BN | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 7.4 |
| BN | R. | K | elley | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 7.9 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Heart Like a Le'Veon (
Freundlich) — 121.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 9.5 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | JAX | 20.8 |
| RB | A. Jones | RB | GB | 4.7 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 25.5 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | GB | 13.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 23.3 |
| R/W/T | P. Garcon | WR | SF | 8.0 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | ARI | 8.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | A. Morris | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Lee | WR | JAX | 12.5 |
| BN | O. Darkwa | RB | NYG | 13.5 |
| BN | A. Abdullah | RB | DET | 5.4 |
| BN | W. Fuller | WR | HOU | 13.2 |
| BN | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 21.0 |
Week 7: BEAST CHODE 56.3 – 75.8 Fullback Dives Matter
(L)
vs
Norberg
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 56.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Palmer | QB | ARI | 1.9 |
| RB | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 1.6 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 6.5 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 1.8 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 9.9 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 12.6 |
| R/W/T | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 8.0 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 7.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | T. Pryor | WR | WAS | 2.4 |
| BN | D. Carr | QB | LV | 30.2 |
| BN | C. Brate | TE | TB | 9.0 |
| BN | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 3.0 |
| BN | R. | K | elley | 4.0 |
| BN | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 7.5 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Fullback Dives Matter (
Norberg) — 75.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 7.4 |
| RB | C. Hyde | RB | SF | 10.8 |
| RB | J. Ajayi | RB | PHI | 9.2 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 5.6 |
| WR | R. Woods | WR | LAR | 8.8 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 11.3 |
| R/W/T | T. Rawls | RB | SEA | 3.7 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | BUF | 14.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | NE | 1.7 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 13.4 |
| BN | M. Jones | WR | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Crowder | WR | WAS | 4.1 |
| BN | P. Perkins | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Watson | QB | HOU | 0.0 |
Week 8: BEAST CHODE 98.2 – 68.9 Cornhog Tuesdays
(W)
vs
Rath
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 98.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 18.7 |
| RB | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 10.9 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 13.6 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 10.8 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 11.4 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 17.9 |
| R/W/T | R. | K | elley | 7.9 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 8.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Pryor | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Carr | QB | LV | 10.5 |
| BN | C. Brate | TE | TB | 8.4 |
| BN | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 15.3 |
| BN | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 7.3 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Cornhog Tuesdays (
Rath) — 68.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 15.9 |
| RB | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 20.8 |
| RB | C. Anderson | RB | DEN | 9.0 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 2.5 |
| WR | N. Agholor | WR | PHI | 4.1 |
| TE | E. Dickson | TE | CAR | 4.4 |
| R/W/T | T. Gabriel | WR | ATL | 0.2 |
| K | J. Elliott | K | PHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | T. Taylor | QB | BUF | 16.7 |
| BN | T. Benjamin | WR | LAC | 16.3 |
| BN | J. McKinnon | RB | MIN | 23.2 |
| BN | T. | K | roft | 7.1 |
| BN | J. McKissic | RB | SEA | 1.7 |
| BN | Broncos | DEF | 5.0 |
Week 9: BEAST CHODE 64.5 – 88.0 Woody Dick's Jets
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 64.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | LV | 12.7 |
| RB | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 8.9 |
| RB | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 5.1 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 5.5 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 5.5 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 8.4 |
| R/W/T | C. Brate | TE | TB | 1.4 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 5.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 5.3 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. | K | elley | 13.8 |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 3.8 |
| BN | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Woody Dick's Jets (
Bronchtein) — 88.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | LAR | 28.4 |
| RB | B. Powell | RB | NYJ | 7.4 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | LV | 19.3 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 14.8 |
| WR | K. Stills | WR | MIA | 4.3 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | J. | K | earse | 4.8 |
| K | R. Succop | K | TEN | 4.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | M. Forte | RB | NYJ | 23.6 |
| BN | J. McCown | QB | NYJ | 16.9 |
| BN | A. Hurns | WR | JAX | 4.6 |
| BN | S. Shepard | WR | NYG | 9.5 |
| BN | J. Richard | RB | LV | 1.4 |
| BN | C. | K | upp | 6.9 |
Week 10: BEAST CHODE 83.0 – 124.5 Quarterback Lives Matter
(L)
vs
Waxman
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 83.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 14.6 |
| RB | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 15.3 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 5.4 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 5.7 |
| WR | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 4.8 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 17.7 |
| R/W/T | C. Brate | TE | TB | 1.5 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 12.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 3.5 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Carr | QB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 1.6 |
| BN | Ravens | DEF | 0.0 | |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Quarterback Lives Matter (
Waxman) — 124.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 35.7 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 31.1 |
| RB | D. Johnson | RB | CLE | 11.8 |
| WR | D. Baldwin | WR | SEA | 12.0 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 14.6 |
| TE | J. Doyle | TE | IND | 1.9 |
| R/W/T | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 7.4 |
| K | C. Boswell | K | PIT | 5.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | -0.2 | |
| BN | D. Walker | TE | TEN | 9.3 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | MIA | 4.9 |
| BN | D. Parker | WR | MIA | 9.6 |
| BN | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 5.2 |
| RES | D. Johnson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
Week 11: BEAST CHODE 123.9 – 81.6 Insert Something Witty Here
(W)
vs
Foote
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 123.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | LV | 12.5 |
| RB | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 12.3 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 18.5 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 10.1 |
| WR | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 4.2 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 17.3 |
| R/W/T | M. Lee | WR | JAX | 7.0 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 16.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 26.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 3.4 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 18.6 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 2.5 |
| BN | C. Brate | TE | TB | 1.7 |
| BN | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 15.1 |
| BN | Eagles | DEF | 22.0 | |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Insert Something Witty Here (
Foote) — 81.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 18.3 |
| RB | M. Gillislee | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 22.6 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 10.3 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | MIN | 5.2 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | LAC | 3.5 |
| R/W/T | M. Evans | WR | TB | 11.7 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | A. Jeffery | WR | PHI | 16.7 |
| BN | M. Sanu | WR | ATL | 11.2 |
| BN | A. Ellington | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Mariota | QB | TEN | 10.7 |
| BN | A. Hooper | TE | ATL | 0.9 |
| BN | C. McCaffrey | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
Week 12: BEAST CHODE 92.3 – 119.5 Insert Something Witty Here
(L)
vs
Foote
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 92.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 19.2 |
| RB | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 21.7 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 2.9 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| WR | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 5.9 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 10.9 |
| R/W/T | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 12.7 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 10.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 2.6 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Lee | WR | JAX | 1.8 |
| BN | D. Carr | QB | LV | 15.8 |
| BN | J. Doctson | WR | WAS | 9.8 |
| BN | Eagles | DEF | 13.0 | |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Insert Something Witty Here (
Foote) — 119.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 13.0 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | CAR | 10.7 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 33.8 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 5.2 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | MIN | 10.0 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | LAC | 16.1 |
| R/W/T | A. Jeffery | WR | PHI | 13.7 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | M. Sanu | WR | ATL | 16.4 |
| BN | M. Evans | WR | TB | 10.8 |
| BN | M. Mariota | QB | TEN | 5.8 |
| BN | A. Hooper | TE | ATL | 5.3 |
| BN | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 0.7 |
| BN | Rams | DEF | 4.0 |
Week 13: BEAST CHODE 113.8 – 87.9 Butt Stuff
(W)
vs
Wright
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 113.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | LV | 15.4 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 3.8 |
| RB | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 22.8 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 10.5 |
| WR | M. Lee | WR | JAX | 18.1 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 10.1 |
| R/W/T | J. Doctson | WR | WAS | 10.1 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 7.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 4.2 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 6.4 |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 2.2 |
| BN | Eagles | DEF | 2.0 |
Butt Stuff (
Wright) — 87.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 17.6 |
| RB | K. Hunt | RB | KC | 7.8 |
| RB | S. Perine | RB | WAS | 8.4 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 3.7 |
| WR | B. Cooks | WR | NE | 3.2 |
| TE | J. Thomas | TE | MIA | 9.5 |
| R/W/T | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 26.7 |
| K | G. Gano | K | CAR | 3.0 |
| DEF | Raiders | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | KC | 37.6 |
| BN | D. Freeman | RB | ATL | 8.6 |
| BN | A. Cooper | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Mack | RB | IND | 5.9 |
| BN | Bengals | DEF | 3.0 | |
| RES | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 0.0 |
Week 14: BEAST CHODE 107.9 – 63.2 Cornhog Tuesdays
(W)
vs
Rath PLAYOFF
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 107.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | LV | 8.4 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 28.0 |
| RB | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 23.6 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 11.5 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 14.4 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Lee | WR | JAX | 9.0 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 5.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 5.3 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 11.3 |
| BN | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 3.2 |
| BN | J. Doctson | WR | WAS | 4.9 |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 4.4 |
| BN | Ravens | DEF | -1.0 |
Cornhog Tuesdays (
Rath) — 63.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Taylor | QB | BUF | 0.0 |
| RB | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 7.0 |
| RB | C. Anderson | RB | DEN | 8.3 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 3.0 |
| WR | N. Agholor | WR | PHI | 10.4 |
| TE | T. | K | roft | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | J. McKinnon | RB | MIN | 6.5 |
| K | K. Forbath | K | MIN | 10.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 18.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 3.8 |
| BN | E. Dickson | TE | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Benjamin | WR | LAC | 5.3 |
| BN | T. Gabriel | WR | ATL | 2.4 |
| BN | J. McKissic | RB | SEA | 6.0 |
| BN | Lions | DEF | 13.0 |
Week 15: BEAST CHODE 69.5 – 91.3 Woody Dick's Jets
(L)
vs
Bronchtein PLAYOFF
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 69.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | LV | 17.5 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 8.3 |
| RB | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 7.7 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 19.4 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 7.2 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 0.4 |
| R/W/T | M. Lee | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 7.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 4.3 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 3.0 |
| BN | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Doctson | WR | WAS | 1.2 |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 4.3 |
| BN | Ravens | DEF | 20.0 |
Woody Dick's Jets (
Bronchtein) — 91.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | LAR | 9.8 |
| RB | B. Powell | RB | NYJ | 10.4 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | LV | 10.7 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 6.9 |
| WR | K. Stills | WR | MIA | 1.3 |
| TE | G. Celek | TE | SF | 13.8 |
| R/W/T | S. Shepard | WR | NYG | 25.4 |
| K | R. Succop | K | TEN | 13.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | M. Forte | RB | NYJ | 4.4 |
| BN | J. McCown | QB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | J. | K | earse | 4.3 |
| BN | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 14.6 |
| BN | C. Coleman | WR | CLE | 2.1 |
| BN | C. | K | upp | 3.1 |
Week 16: BEAST CHODE 70.1 – 69.3 Meowkevious Bingo
(W)
vs
Ballard PLAYOFF
BEAST CHODE (Valenzuela) — 70.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | LV | 3.9 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 16.4 |
| RB | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 8.1 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 2.9 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | SEA | 6.8 |
| R/W/T | M. Lee | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 11.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 2.6 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | BUF | 9.5 |
| BN | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 13.2 |
| BN | J. Doctson | WR | WAS | 13.1 |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 12.1 |
| BN | Ravens | DEF | 3.0 |
Meowkevious Bingo (
Ballard) — 69.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 14.6 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | TEN | 13.4 |
| RB | T. Riddick | RB | DET | 5.4 |
| WR | P. Richardson | WR | SEA | 3.1 |
| WR | M. Thomas | WR | NO | 8.6 |
| TE | J. Cook | TE | LV | 2.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Goodwin | WR | SF | 5.2 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 13.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | PHI | 2.0 |
| BN | T. Ginn | WR | NO | 17.0 |
| BN | E. Ebron | TE | DET | 16.8 |
| BN | J. White | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 4.2 |
| BN | Chiefs | DEF | 8.0 |