Lions
DEF · 2011–2025 · 68 appearances · 443.0 total pts · 6.5 avg pts
Career Stats
| Year | Manager | NFL Team | Weeks | Total Pts | Avg Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 |  Kassel,  Ballard,  Faust | 13 | 111.0 | 8.5 | |
| 2023 |  Wright,  Freundlich | 3 | 31.0 | 10.3 | |
| 2020 |  Baumann | 4 | 8.0 | 2.0 | |
| 2019 |  Banys, Freundlich | 3 | 18.0 | 6.0 | |
| 2018 | Wright,  Valenzuela,  Foote | 4 | 14.0 | 3.5 | |
| 2017 | Valenzuela,  Rath | 11 | 67.0 | 6.1 | |
| 2016 | Foote, Baumann | 3 | 8.0 | 2.7 | |
| 2015 | Foote | 2 | 16.0 | 8.0 | |
| 2014 | Valenzuela, Baumann | 12 | 86.0 | 7.2 | |
| 2013 | Wright | 2 | 11.0 | 5.5 | |
| 2012 | Banys, Freundlich | 5 | 15.0 | 3.0 | |
| 2011 | Foote, Freundlich,  Becker-Parton | 6 | 58.0 | 9.7 |
Week-by-Week History
2025 — — 13 weeks, 111.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Kassel | Tua Girls One Kupp | DEF | CHI | 10.0 | |
| 4 | Ballard | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | DEF | CLE | 21.0 | |
| 5 | Ballard | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | DEF | @CIN | 14.0 | |
| 6 | Ballard | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | DEF | @KC | 4.0 | |
| 7 | Ballard | Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier | DEF | TB | 16.0 | |
| 9 | Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | DEF | MIN | 7.0 | |
| 10 | Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | DEF | @WAS | 2.0 | |
| 11 | Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | DEF | @PHI | 2.0 | |
| 12 | Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | DEF | NYG | 5.0 | |
| 13 | Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | DEF | GB | 1.0 | |
| 14 | Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | DEF | DAL | 16.0 | |
| 16 | Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | DEF | PIT | 6.0 | |
| 17 | Faust | Hot Chubb Time Machine | DEF | @MIN | 7.0 |
2023 — — 3 weeks, 31.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | CAR | 11.0 | |
| 6 | Wright | Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer | DEF | @TB | 10.0 | |
| 11 | Freundlich | Bijan Curious | DEF | CHI | 10.0 |
2020 — — 4 weeks, 8.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Baumann | Cushen my Berries | DEF | CHI | 1.0 | |
| 2 | Baumann | Cushen my Berries | DEF | @GB | -3.0 | |
| 3 | Baumann | Cushen my Berries | DEF | @ARI | 7.0 | |
| 13 | Baumann | Cushen my Berries | DEF | @CHI | 3.0 |
2019 — — 3 weeks, 18.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Banys | Love in the Time of Kamara | DEF | @ARI | 7.0 | |
| 12 | Freundlich | Grown Men Named Booger | DEF | @WAS | 8.0 | |
| 13 | Freundlich | Grown Men Named Booger | DEF | CHI | 3.0 |
2018 — — 4 weeks, 14.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wright | Devonta Humpalot | DEF | NYJ | 8.0 | |
| 6 | Valenzuela | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | BN | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 7 | Valenzuela | Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi | DEF | @MIA | 4.0 | |
| 15 | Foote | The JuJu's Killed Jesus | BN | @BUF | 2.0 |
2017 — — 11 weeks, 67.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Valenzuela | BEAST CHODE | DEF | CAR | 3.0 | |
| 6 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | BN | @NO | 17.0 | |
| 7 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | BN | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 8 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | DEF | PIT | 5.0 | |
| 9 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | DEF | @GB | 4.0 | |
| 10 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | DEF | CLE | 14.0 | |
| 11 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | DEF | @CHI | 9.0 | |
| 12 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | DEF | MIN | 1.0 | |
| 13 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | BN | @BAL | -4.0 | |
| 14 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | BN | @TB | 13.0 | |
| 16 | Rath | Cornhog Tuesdays | BN | @CIN | 5.0 |
2016 — — 3 weeks, 8.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | Foote | Never Forget OdellGate | DEF | @HOU | 6.0 | |
| 14 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | DEF | CHI | 5.0 | |
| 16 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | DEF | @DAL | -3.0 |
2015 — — 2 weeks, 16.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Foote | Jared Fogle's Footlong | DEF | @LAC | 13.0 | |
| 2 | Foote | Jared Fogle's Footlong | DEF | @MIN | 3.0 |
2014 — — 12 weeks, 86.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | DEF | @NYJ | 7.0 | |
| 6 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | DEF | @MIN | 21.0 | |
| 7 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | DEF | NO | 5.0 | |
| 8 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | DEF | @ATL | 4.0 | |
| 9 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | BN | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 10 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | DEF | MIA | 8.0 | |
| 11 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | DEF | @ARI | 5.0 | |
| 12 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | DEF | @NE | 1.0 | |
| 13 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | DEF | CHI | 8.0 | |
| 14 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | DEF | TB | 13.0 | |
| 15 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | DEF | MIN | 9.0 | |
| 16 | Baumann | De More DeMaryius | DEF | @CHI | 5.0 |
2013 — — 2 weeks, 11.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Wright | Cunt Punters | BN | BAL | 2.0 | |
| 16 | Wright | Cunt Punters | DEF | NYG | 9.0 |
2012 — — 5 weeks, 15.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | DEF | LAR | 5.0 | |
| 2 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | DEF | @SF | 5.0 | |
| 3 | Banys | Hasselbeck Mountain | DEF | @TEN | 0.0 | |
| 15 | Freundlich | JonBenet Ramses Barden | DEF | @ARI | 3.0 | |
| 16 | Freundlich | JonBenet Ramses Barden | BN | ATL | 2.0 |
2011 — — 6 weeks, 58.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Foote | Anne Frank's Cunt | DEF | CHI | 7.0 | |
| 6 | Foote | Anne Frank's Cunt | DEF | SF | 6.0 | |
| 7 | Foote | Anne Frank's Cunt | DEF | ATL | 7.0 | |
| 8 | Foote | Anne Frank's Cunt | DEF | @DEN | 29.0 | |
| 10 | Freundlich | Jake Ballard of a Thin Man | DEF | @CHI | 4.0 | |
| 15 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | DEF | @LV | 5.0 |