Valenzuela — 2023
Bronze I wanna Burrow in your Butt · Record: 9-5 ยท PPG: 108.5 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 84.9 – 68.0 Steven Haushka 4 Commissioner
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 84.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 5.6 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 12.0 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 13.4 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 21.2 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 9.8 |
| TE | I. Likely | TE | BAL | 0.9 |
| R/W/T | D. London | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| K | B. Grupe | K | NO | 12.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 9.9 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 9.4 |
| BN | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 13.2 |
| BN | J. Reed | WR | GB | 5.6 |
Steven Haushka 4 Commissioner (
Becker-Parton) — 68.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 6.0 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | MIN | 8.9 |
| RB | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 7.4 |
| WR | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 19.7 |
| WR | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 6.6 |
| TE | G. Dulcich | TE | DEN | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | G. Davis | WR | JAX | 4.2 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | NYJ | 10.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Harris | RB | BUF | 2.9 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 22.9 |
| BN | T. Burks | WR | TEN | 3.7 |
Week 2: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 125.1 – 96.7 Travis Etienne That Ass
(W)
vs
Faust
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 125.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 22.9 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 25.2 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 11.9 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 10.1 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 10.4 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 8.8 |
| R/W/T | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 8.8 |
| K | B. Aubrey | K | DAL | 18.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | G. Edwards | RB | LAC | 12.2 |
| BN | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 6.3 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 15.7 |
Travis Etienne That Ass (
Faust) — 96.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 9.2 |
| RB | A. Mattison | RB | LV | 3.4 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | CHI | 25.6 |
| WR | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 4.2 |
| WR | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 24.9 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 10.6 |
| R/W/T | A. Dillon | RB | GB | 6.8 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 9.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 4.4 |
| BN | H. Henry | TE | NE | 14.2 |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Doubs | WR | GB | 4.0 |
Week 3: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 141.6 – 98.6 Bijan Curious
(W)
vs
Freundlich
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 141.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 28.2 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 41.7 |
| RB | G. Edwards | RB | LAC | 5.1 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 15.1 |
| WR | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 9.0 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 18.4 |
| R/W/T | D. London | WR | ATL | 4.1 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | GB | 6.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 2.5 |
| BN | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Miller | RB | NO | 3.9 |
Bijan Curious (
Freundlich) — 98.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | G. Smith | QB | SEA | 14.4 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | GB | 9.5 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 8.0 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 14.5 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 9.5 |
| TE | H. Hurst | TE | LAC | 1.6 |
| R/W/T | A. Cooper | WR | CLE | 21.1 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 11.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | C. | K | irk | 13.4 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Shaheed | WR | NO | 6.0 |
| BN | Buccaneers | DEF | 5.0 |
Week 4: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 134.8 – 51.2 Big Beudy Jeudy
(W)
vs
Ballard
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 134.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 28.1 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 4.0 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 33.1 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 33.0 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 6.6 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 7.6 |
| R/W/T | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 3.4 |
| K | B. Aubrey | K | DAL | 12.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 20.2 |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 10.3 |
| BN | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 6.5 |
| BN | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 2.3 |
| RES | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
Big Beudy Jeudy (
Ballard) — 51.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 4.7 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 6.1 |
| RB | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 5.0 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 8.7 |
| WR | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 4.3 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 3.5 |
| R/W/T | A. Jones | RB | MIN | 1.9 |
| K | R. Patterson | K | JAX | 10.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | R. Wilson | QB | PIT | 22.2 |
| BN | Z. Ertz | TE | WAS | 8.3 |
| BN | S. Perine | RB | DEN | 4.5 |
| BN | J. Reynolds | WR | DEN | 8.4 |
Week 5: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 107.7 – 106.5 Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer
(W)
vs
Wright
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 107.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 8.9 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 14.8 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 19.9 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 20.1 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 12.0 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 18.2 |
| R/W/T | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 9.8 |
| K | M. Prater | K | ARI | 1.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 11.7 |
| BN | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 6.8 |
| BN | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | J. McLaughlin | RB | DEN | 16.4 |
| RES | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer (
Wright) — 106.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Cousins | QB | ATL | 19.9 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | BAL | 7.7 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | TEN | 6.4 |
| WR | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 1.8 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | SF | 10.0 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 12.2 |
| R/W/T | Z. Moss | RB | CIN | 32.5 |
| K | B. McManus | K | WAS | 5.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 1.3 |
| BN | H. Henry | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | Browns | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 6: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 121.9 – 101.9 The Olave Garden
(W)
vs
Kassel
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 121.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 16.1 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 32.7 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 3.8 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 15.0 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 14.6 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 5.6 |
| R/W/T | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 14.1 |
| K | Y. | K | oo | 4.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 17.0 |
| BN | R. Johnson | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | Packers | DEF | 0.0 | |
| RES | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
The Olave Garden (
Kassel) — 101.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 22.4 |
| RB | A. Ekeler | RB | WAS | 8.2 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 21.8 |
| WR | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 11.1 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 13.1 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | JAX | 7.6 |
| R/W/T | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 10.7 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 2.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | D. Cook | RB | BAL | 1.9 |
| BN | J. Ford | RB | CLE | 10.1 |
| BN | J. Reed | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Bigsby | RB | JAX | 1.3 |
Week 7: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 106.4 – 96.5 Bless Ye Thank Ye
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 106.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 33.9 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 5.6 |
| RB | D. Henderson | RB | 13.1 | |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 14.8 |
| WR | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 9.5 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 8.2 |
| R/W/T | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 9.3 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 8.4 |
| BN | R. Johnson | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 14.3 |
| RES | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
Bless Ye Thank Ye (
Bronchtein) — 96.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 22.3 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | WAS | 8.3 |
| RB | J. Warren | RB | PIT | 9.6 |
| WR | K. Bourne | WR | NE | 13.3 |
| WR | J. Dotson | WR | WAS | 6.8 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 14.1 |
| R/W/T | G. Everett | TE | CHI | 10.1 |
| K | B. Maher | K | LAR | 2.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | QB | JAX | 20.0 |
| BN | D. Pierce | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
Week 8: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 105.8 – 96.3 A Jordan Love Story
(W)
vs
Baumann
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 105.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 12.0 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 10.6 |
| RB | D. Henderson | RB | 10.0 | |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 11.5 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 21.6 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 15.7 |
| R/W/T | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 4.4 |
| K | C. Dicker | K | LAC | 14.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 8.0 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 15.0 |
| BN | J. Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 11.1 |
| RES | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
A Jordan Love Story (
Baumann) — 96.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 10.4 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 14.3 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 7.8 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 1.6 |
| WR | D. Metcalf | WR | SEA | 9.2 |
| TE | T. McBride | TE | ARI | 20.5 |
| R/W/T | D. Johnson | WR | CAR | 12.5 |
| K | D. Hopkins | K | CLE | 8.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | L. Murray | RB | BUF | 1.6 |
| BN | C. Akers | RB | MIN | 9.0 |
| BN | J. Downs | WR | IND | 10.7 |
| BN | M. Wilson | WR | ARI | 7.8 |
Week 9: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 69.7 – 118.7 Cardi P
(L)
vs
Sohl
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 69.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 11.5 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 14.5 |
| RB | D. Henderson | RB | 4.5 | |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 19.6 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 6.9 |
| TE | D. | K | incaid | 11.1 |
| R/W/T | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 1.6 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 26.6 |
| BN | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 2.6 |
| BN | Z. Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 1.8 |
| RES | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
Cardi P (
Sohl) — 118.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Mayfield | QB | TB | 19.0 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 15.4 |
| RB | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 8.0 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 5.8 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 16.1 |
| TE | C. | K | met | 20.5 |
| R/W/T | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 12.9 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 12.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | TEN | 8.5 |
| BN | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 10.6 |
| BN | J. Fields | QB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Week 10: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 68.7 – 131.9 Chuba Womba Hubbard
(L)
vs
Foote
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 68.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 11.0 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 17.6 |
| RB | Z. Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 8.2 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 4.9 |
| WR | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 15.9 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 6.0 |
| R/W/T | D. London | WR | ATL | 5.1 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 16.3 |
| BN | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 9.8 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 13.6 |
| BN | K. Mitchell | RB | BAL | 13.1 |
Chuba Womba Hubbard (
Foote) — 131.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Dobbs | QB | SF | 25.1 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 15.0 |
| RB | G. Edwards | RB | LAC | 9.3 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 8.4 |
| WR | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 34.0 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | NE | 3.6 |
| R/W/T | J. Mixon | RB | HOU | 11.5 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 17.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | G. | K | ittle | 19.1 |
| BN | J. Jeudy | WR | CLE | 5.0 |
| BN | R. Shaheed | WR | NO | 4.9 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
Week 11: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 105.0 – 105.4 Rub a dub Chubb
(L)
vs
P. Waxman
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 105.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 24.0 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 9.8 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 16.8 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 4.7 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 7.5 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 5.3 |
| R/W/T | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 24.9 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 20.7 |
| BN | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 6.5 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 7.6 |
| BN | Z. Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 9.9 |
| BN | K. Mitchell | RB | BAL | 4.6 |
Rub a dub Chubb (
P. Waxman) — 105.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Purdy | QB | SF | 26.7 |
| RB | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 7.5 |
| RB | R. White | RB | TB | 14.8 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 17.7 |
| WR | J. Addison | WR | MIN | 5.9 |
| TE | D. Schultz | TE | HOU | 10.2 |
| R/W/T | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 7.6 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | GB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 5.2 |
| BN | T. Tagovailoa | QB | MIA | 16.6 |
| BN | R. Doubs | WR | GB | 13.8 |
| BN | M. Gay | K | IND | 0.0 |
Week 12: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 132.6 – 105.6 Coup II Electric Boogaloo
(W)
vs
Banys
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 132.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 15.0 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 21.4 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 15.1 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 16.4 |
| WR | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 14.7 |
| TE | D. | K | incaid | 6.3 |
| R/W/T | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 20.7 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 23.0 | |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 20.4 |
| BN | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 15.4 |
| BN | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 15.2 |
| BN | Z. Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 7.8 |
| BN | K. Mitchell | RB | BAL | 9.9 |
Coup II Electric Boogaloo (
Banys) — 105.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Love | QB | GB | 26.6 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 28.4 |
| RB | J. Gibbs | RB | DET | 9.3 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 0.7 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 12.0 |
| TE | J. Smith | TE | MIA | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 4.6 |
| K | B. Aubrey | K | DAL | 8.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | J. Hill | RB | BAL | 3.1 |
| BN | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Bobo | WR | SEA | 1.1 |
| BN | 49ers | DEF | 14.0 |
Week 13: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 98.0 – 107.1 Jock Blocked by Derek Carr
(L)
vs
Waxman
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 98.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 11.8 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 11.6 |
| RB | Z. Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 16.4 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 7.7 |
| WR | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 24.5 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 12.0 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Mitchell | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
Jock Blocked by Derek Carr (
Waxman) — 107.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 8.0 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DEN | 8.5 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 18.7 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 20.1 |
| WR | R. Rice | WR | KC | 10.4 |
| TE | J. Ferguson | TE | DAL | 16.7 |
| R/W/T | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 8.7 |
| K | J. Elliott | K | PHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Singletary | RB | NYG | 4.5 |
| BN | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Achane | RB | MIA | 23.8 |
Week 14: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 117.1 – 143.9 A Jordan Love Story
(L)
vs
Baumann
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 117.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 30.6 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 22.5 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 10.0 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 4.4 |
| WR | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 17.0 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 3.7 |
| R/W/T | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 10.9 |
| K | B. Grupe | K | NO | 4.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | A. Jones | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 4.6 |
| BN | K. Mitchell | RB | BAL | 6.7 |
| RES | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
A Jordan Love Story (
Baumann) — 143.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 14.4 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 21.6 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 22.6 |
| WR | D. Johnson | WR | CAR | 13.2 |
| WR | D. Metcalf | WR | SEA | 12.2 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 24.1 |
| R/W/T | D. Adams | WR | LV | 8.8 |
| K | D. Hopkins | K | CLE | 9.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 18.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 23.7 |
| BN | G. Smith | QB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | T. McBride | TE | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Downs | WR | IND | 4.7 |
Week 15: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 138.3 – 93.5 Jock Blocked by Derek Carr
(W)
vs
Waxman PLAYOFF
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 138.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 17.5 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 17.3 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 9.2 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 6.8 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 24.2 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 26.1 |
| R/W/T | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 1.2 |
| K | L. Havrisik | K | CLE | 8.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 28.0 | |
| BN | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 3.6 |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 11.3 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 0.0 |
| BN | Bears | DEF | 19.0 | |
| RES | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
Jock Blocked by Derek Carr (
Waxman) — 93.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Browning | QB | CIN | 18.0 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DEN | 3.0 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 22.0 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 11.9 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 7.5 |
| TE | J. Ferguson | TE | DAL | 7.4 |
| R/W/T | D. Achane | RB | MIA | 7.7 |
| K | J. Elliott | K | PHI | 5.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Singletary | RB | NYG | 19.0 |
| BN | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 1.3 |
| BN | R. Rice | WR | KC | 19.6 |
Week 16: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 85.4 – 150.7 Coup II Electric Boogaloo
(L)
vs
Banys PLAYOFF
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 85.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 22.6 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 11.5 |
| RB | A. Jones | RB | MIN | 14.0 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 5.4 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 5.7 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 3.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 13.9 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 6.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 12.1 |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 20.4 |
| BN | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 17.7 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 1.2 |
| RES | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
Coup II Electric Boogaloo (
Banys) — 150.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Love | QB | GB | 24.0 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 22.1 |
| RB | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 6.1 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | CLE | 46.0 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 14.3 |
| TE | J. Smith | TE | MIA | 5.2 |
| R/W/T | J. Gibbs | RB | DET | 22.0 |
| K | B. Aubrey | K | DAL | 8.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 12.4 |
| BN | J. Hill | RB | BAL | 7.2 |
| BN | J. Bobo | WR | SEA | 1.3 |
| BN | Cowboys | DEF | 1.0 |
Week 17: I wanna Burrow in your Butt 109.9 – 105.2 The Olave Garden
(W)
vs
Kassel PLAYOFF
I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 109.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 36.3 |
| RB | A. Jones | RB | MIN | 13.5 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 12.5 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | HOU | 5.1 |
| WR | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 18.1 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 11.9 |
| R/W/T | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 1.5 |
| K | L. Havrisik | K | CLE | 0.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | C. | K | aepernick | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 22.7 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 10.7 |
| RES | T. Dell | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
The Olave Garden (
Kassel) — 105.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 8.8 |
| RB | A. Ekeler | RB | WAS | 3.5 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 24.8 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 4.1 |
| WR | J. Reed | WR | GB | 23.9 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | JAX | 9.0 |
| R/W/T | J. Ford | RB | CLE | 25.1 |
| K | Y. | K | oo | 5.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 15.6 |
| BN | T. Hill | TE | NO | 10.5 |
| BN | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 14.1 |
| BN | Bengals | DEF | 6.0 |