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Valenzuela — 2025

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Jauan me to eat your butt · Record: 9-5 ยท PPG: 99.8 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: Jauan me to eat your butt 101.292.4 Emeka Egbukake (W) vs Foote

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 101.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Daniels QB WAS 20.1
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 11.0
RB T. Henderson RB NE 8.1
WR N. Collins WR HOU 4.0
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 4.5
TE T. K raft 8.9
R/W/T E. Egbuka WR TB 21.6
K C. Ryland K ARI 10.0
DEF Rams DEF 13.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 12.8
BN C. Loveland TE CHI 2.2
BN D. Sampson RB CLE 13.3
BN D. Thornton WR LV 5.5

Emeka Egbukake (Foote) — 92.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Burrow QB CIN 8.8
RB A. K amara 12.7
RB A. Jones RB MIN 14.2
WR A. Brown WR PHI 1.3
WR P. Nacua WR LAR 18.1
TE E. Engram TE DEN 3.6
R/W/T R. Odunze WR CHI 12.7
K W. Lutz K DEN 8.0
DEF 49ers DEF 13.0
BN N. Harris RB LAC 1.5
BN R. Shaheed WR SEA 6.3
BN J. Reed WR GB 12.0
BN C. Williams QB CHI 24.2
Week 2: Jauan me to eat your butt 109.9110.4 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (L) vs Waxman

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 109.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Daniels QB WAS 19.7
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 5.9
RB T. Henderson RB NE 5.0
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 15.3
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 10.9
TE T. K raft 21.4
R/W/T N. Collins WR HOU 12.7
K C. Ryland K ARI 9.0
DEF Rams DEF 10.0
BN K. Boutte WR NE 8.1
BN T. Benson RB ARI 6.4
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 7.2
BN D. Sampson RB CLE 9.4

Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (Waxman) — 110.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Nix QB DEN 19.2
RB J. Williams RB DAL 22.0
RB J. Gibbs RB DET 17.9
WR C. Sutton WR DEN 1.1
WR D. London WR ATL 4.4
TE T. McBride TE ARI 10.8
R/W/T T. McMillan WR CAR 13.0
K C. Little K JAX 9.0
DEF Patriots DEF 13.0
BN N. Chubb RB HOU 14.2
BN J. Waddle WR MIA 15.3
BN J. Palmer WR BUF 5.7
BN T. Bigsby RB PHI 0.0
Week 3: Jauan me to eat your butt 82.179.0 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (W) vs Ballard

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 82.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Penix QB ATL 1.8
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 6.3
RB T. Henderson RB NE 6.2
WR N. Collins WR HOU 18.4
WR R. Pearsall WR SF 15.7
TE T. K raft 4.4
R/W/T G. Pickens WR DAL 15.3
K J. Romo K 0.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 14.0
BN T. Benson RB ARI 6.6
BN J. Daniels QB WAS 0.0
BN K. Monangai RB CHI 2.5
BN E. Egbuka WR TB 11.5

Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (Ballard) — 79.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Mayfield QB TB 17.7
RB D. Henry RB BAL 10.2
RB J. Jacobs RB GB 9.9
WR D. Smith WR PHI 16.0
WR M. Harrison WR ARI 5.9
TE J. Johnson TE NO 8.1
R/W/T B. Hall RB NYJ 7.2
K B. Aubrey K DAL 8.0
DEF Ravens DEF -4.0
BN J. Smith TE PIT 3.8
BN J. Jeudy WR CLE 2.2
BN J. Ford RB CLE 3.0
BN M. Golden WR GB 8.1
Week 4: Jauan me to eat your butt 104.993.8 Let Njigba Know (W) vs P. Waxman

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 104.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB G. Smith QB LV 6.8
RB T. Benson RB ARI 7.9
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 32.5
WR N. Collins WR HOU 9.9
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 18.1
TE T. K raft 8.1
R/W/T R. Pearsall WR SF 6.6
K M. Prater K BUF 7.0
DEF Chargers DEF 8.0
BN D. Waller TE MIA 16.2
BN G. Pickens WR DAL 29.4
BN J. Daniels QB WAS 0.0
BN T. Henderson RB NE 11.6

Let Njigba Know (P. Waxman) — 93.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Purdy QB SF 15.7
RB D. Achane RB MIA 16.6
RB C. Skattebo RB NYG 12.0
WR A. St. Brown WR DET 22.5
WR J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA 11.0
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 5.9
R/W/T T. Pollard RB TEN 9.1
K C. Dicker K LAC 4.0
DEF Packers DEF -3.0
BN M. Evans WR TB 0.0
BN D. Jones QB IND 8.4
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 4.6
BN K. Coleman WR BUF 6.0
Week 5: Jauan me to eat your butt 117.099.2 Jay Gruden's Degenerates (W) vs Bronchtein

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 117.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Daniels QB WAS 17.1
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 13.4
RB T. Henderson RB NE 3.7
WR N. Collins WR HOU 14.0
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 12.7
TE D. Waller TE MIA 16.3
R/W/T E. Egbuka WR TB 27.8
K C. Ryland K ARI 3.0
DEF Cardinals DEF 9.0
BN T. K raft 0.0
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 0.0
BN Packers DEF 0.0

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 99.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 19.5
RB J. Mason RB MIN 11.1
RB C. Brown RB CIN 8.3
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 15.8
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 5.7
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 9.3
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 1.5
K K. Fairbairn K HOU 18.0
DEF Bills DEF 10.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 4.1
BN D. Brown WR JAX 2.5
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 7.1
BN T. Tucker WR LV 9.1
Week 6: Jauan me to eat your butt 94.192.9 Hot Chubb Time Machine (W) vs Faust

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 94.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Daniels QB WAS 20.6
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 15.6
RB T. Henderson RB NE 4.1
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 27.3
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 3.4
TE T. K raft 11.3
R/W/T H. Haskins RB LAC 2.8
K M. Badgley K 7.0
DEF Packers DEF 2.0
BN D. Waller TE MIA 8.2
BN N. Collins WR HOU 0.0
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 0.0

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 92.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 13.4
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 7.5
RB K. Walker RB SEA 4.2
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 17.5
WR J. Chase WR CIN 20.1
TE T. K elce 10.8
R/W/T M. Carter RB ARI 7.4
K H. Butker K KC 5.0
DEF Patriots DEF 7.0
BN K. Bourne WR SF 16.7
BN J. Meyers WR JAX 5.9
BN K. Vidal RB LAC 21.3
BN E. Ayomanor WR TEN 4.2
Week 7: Jauan me to eat your butt 74.1134.5 Release the Epenesa Files (L) vs Baumann

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 74.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Daniels QB WAS 17.7
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 3.9
RB T. Henderson RB NE 0.5
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 10.2
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 7.8
TE T. K raft 14.3
R/W/T N. Collins WR HOU 4.7
K M. Badgley K 5.0
DEF Packers DEF 10.0
BN B. Robinson RB SF 3.6
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 0.0
BN Buccaneers DEF 10.0

Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 134.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Maye QB NE 23.1
RB K. Williams RB LAR 7.5
RB B. Robinson RB ATL 18.2
WR K. Boutte WR NE 12.5
WR L. McConkey WR LAC 11.2
TE K. Pitts TE ATL 9.7
R/W/T C. Olave WR NO 24.3
K J. Bates K DET 8.0
DEF Texans DEF 20.0
BN D. Njoku TE CLE 0.0
BN C. Ridley WR TEN 0.0
BN J. Love QB GB 13.4
BN K. Shakir WR BUF 0.0
Week 8: Jauan me to eat your butt 137.869.5 Balls Deeper (W) vs Sohl

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 137.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Flacco QB CIN 24.3
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 0.0
RB T. Henderson RB NE 5.5
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 11.3
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 5.0
TE T. K raft 29.8
R/W/T T. Franklin WR DEN 23.9
K M. Badgley K 8.0
DEF Buccaneers DEF 30.0
BN N. Collins WR HOU 0.0
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 0.0
BN J. Daniels QB WAS 0.0

Balls Deeper (Sohl) — 69.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Mahomes QB KC 21.0
RB K. Miller RB NO 0.0
RB T. Tracy RB NYG 6.3
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 0.0
WR L. McCaffrey WR WAS 3.9
TE D. Goedert TE PHI 16.3
R/W/T --empty-- R/W/T 0.0
K C. Boswell K PIT 19.0
DEF Bears DEF 3.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 4.6
BN S. LaPorta TE DET 0.0
BN Z. Charbonnet RB SEA 0.0
BN T. Hunter WR JAX 0.0
BN B. Tuten RB JAX 0.0
Week 9: Jauan me to eat your butt 102.985.8 Sildenafil Bill (W) vs Banys

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 102.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Daniels QB WAS 14.2
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 17.4
RB T. Henderson RB NE 10.7
WR N. Collins WR HOU 11.0
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 10.9
TE T. K raft 3.0
R/W/T J. Downs WR IND 12.7
K M. Badgley K 12.0
DEF Rams DEF 11.0
BN T. Bigsby RB PHI 0.0
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 0.0
BN E. Egbuka WR TB 0.0

Sildenafil Bill (Banys) — 85.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Herbert QB LAC 26.7
RB T. Spears RB TEN 7.7
RB R. Harvey RB DEN 14.1
WR Z. Flowers WR BAL 8.9
WR J. Addison WR MIN 7.4
TE H. Henry TE NE 7.1
R/W/T J. Higgins WR HOU 0.9
K W. Reichard K MIN 11.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 2.0
BN D. Swift RB CHI 0.0
BN B. Aiyuk WR 0.0
BN Q. Judkins RB CLE 0.0
BN O. Hampton RB LAC 0.0
Week 10: Jauan me to eat your butt 128.8126.2 Jeanty Abortion (W) vs Freundlich

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 128.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 26.9
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 13.8
RB T. Henderson RB NE 27.5
WR T. Franklin WR DEN 12.5
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 20.5
TE C. Loveland TE CHI 7.5
R/W/T N. Collins WR HOU 19.1
K B. McManus K GB 1.0
DEF --empty-- DEF 0.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 0.0
BN G. Pickens WR DAL 0.0
BN T. Bigsby RB PHI 0.7
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 0.0

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 126.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 3.9
RB J. Taylor RB IND 48.1
RB J. Cook RB BUF 8.2
WR D. Slayton WR NYG 10.9
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 6.7
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 2.8
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 9.6
K J. Bates K DET 11.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 25.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 0.0
BN M. Brown WR KC 0.0
BN C. Watson WR GB 5.5
BN D. K incaid 4.7
Week 11: Jauan me to eat your butt 123.2109.7 Skatt Porn (W) vs Becker-Parton

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 123.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Prescott QB DAL 24.3
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 9.5
RB T. Henderson RB NE 29.8
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 24.9
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 6.5
TE G. K ittle 21.7
R/W/T R. Pearsall WR SF 0.5
K H. Butker K KC 6.0
DEF --empty-- DEF 0.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 13.2
BN T. Bigsby RB PHI 3.4
BN S. Tucker RB TB 33.0
BN T. Franklin WR DEN 10.4
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0

Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 109.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB L. Jackson QB BAL 2.7
RB C. McCaffrey RB SF 32.6
RB T. Allgeier RB ATL 8.6
WR D. Adams WR LAR 6.6
WR D. Samuel WR WAS 17.2
TE B. Bowers TE LV 10.7
R/W/T K. Allen WR LAC 7.3
K C. Santos K CHI 15.0
DEF Packers DEF 9.0
BN D. Moore WR CHI 2.6
BN C. Stroud QB HOU 0.0
BN T. Johnson TE NYG 5.1
BN J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS 3.8
Week 12: Jauan me to eat your butt 103.1113.8 Warren Commission Coverup (L) vs Wright

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 103.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 22.9
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 8.9
RB T. Henderson RB NE 9.6
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 25.1
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 4.7
TE G. K ittle 10.8
R/W/T S. Tucker RB TB 5.1
K A. Borregales K NE 16.0
DEF --empty-- DEF 0.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 26.1
BN T. Bigsby RB PHI 0.8
BN T. Franklin WR DEN 0.0
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 1.8

Warren Commission Coverup (Wright) — 113.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Brissett QB ARI 18.7
RB J. Warren RB PIT 12.8
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 20.8
WR M. Pittman WR IND 11.2
WR N. Collins WR HOU 7.0
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 8.6
R/W/T R. White RB TB 4.7
K J. Myers K SEA 12.0
DEF Packers DEF 18.0
BN T. McLaurin WR WAS 0.0
BN J. Jennings WR SF 12.6
BN B. Thomas WR JAX 0.0
BN Broncos DEF 0.0
Week 13: Jauan me to eat your butt 74.1127.4 Tua Girls One Kupp (L) vs Kassel

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 74.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 9.6
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 5.6
RB T. Henderson RB NE 10.1
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 13.8
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 6.2
TE G. K ittle 8.7
R/W/T T. Franklin WR DEN 3.1
K A. Borregales K NE 15.0
DEF Rams DEF 2.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 19.6
BN T. Bigsby RB PHI 0.0
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 2.4

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 127.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 20.6
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 8.9
RB B. Irving RB TB 15.1
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 20.7
WR R. Rice WR KC 25.4
TE T. Warren TE IND 9.7
R/W/T K. Monangai RB CHI 19.0
K H. Butker K KC 4.0
DEF Eagles DEF 4.0
BN T. Higgins WR CIN 0.0
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 9.5
BN J. Reed WR GB 0.0
BN J. Dart QB NYG 13.6
Week 14: Jauan me to eat your butt 43.670.5 Release the Epenesa Files (L) vs Baumann

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 43.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Prescott QB DAL 16.4
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 18.2
RB T. Bigsby RB PHI 0.4
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 6.2
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 2.5
TE G. K ittle 0.0
R/W/T A. Mitchell WR NYJ 2.9
K --empty-- K 0.0
DEF Cowboys DEF -3.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 23.2
BN M. Evans WR TB 0.0
BN L. Burden WR CHI 9.0
BN T. Henderson RB NE 0.0
BN Texans DEF 12.0

Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 70.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Stroud QB HOU 12.6
RB K. Williams RB LAR 16.7
RB B. Robinson RB ATL 8.4
WR K. Shakir WR BUF 8.6
WR C. Olave WR NO 4.5
TE K. Pitts TE ATL 12.0
R/W/T L. McConkey WR LAC 1.7
K E. McPherson K CIN 4.0
DEF Browns DEF 2.0
BN J. Metchie WR NYJ 5.4
BN B. Strange TE JAX 4.2
BN K. Boutte WR NE 0.0
BN D. Maye QB NE 0.0
Week 15: Jauan me to eat your butt 135.4125.2 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (W) vs Waxman PLAYOFF

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 135.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 19.9
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 16.2
RB T. Henderson RB NE 29.1
WR M. Evans WR TB 16.2
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 8.4
TE G. K ittle 18.8
R/W/T G. Pickens WR DAL 4.8
K E. Pineiro K SF 13.0
DEF Texans DEF 9.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 12.0
BN T. Bigsby RB PHI 5.7
BN J. Wright RB MIA 1.6
BN L. Burden WR CHI 11.4

Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (Waxman) — 125.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 25.5
RB J. Williams RB DAL 15.1
RB J. Gibbs RB DET 7.8
WR J. Waddle WR MIA 3.6
WR T. McMillan WR CAR 3.5
TE T. McBride TE ARI 31.4
R/W/T W. Marks RB HOU 4.3
K K. Fairbairn K HOU 18.0
DEF Eagles DEF 16.0
BN C. Sutton WR DEN 20.8
BN J. Love QB GB 11.9
BN D. London WR ATL 0.0
BN B. Nix QB DEN 29.1
Week 16: Jauan me to eat your butt 126.7144.7 Let Njigba Know (L) vs P. Waxman PLAYOFF

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 126.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Prescott QB DAL 19.2
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 21.2
RB T. Henderson RB NE 1.7
WR M. Evans WR TB 11.6
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 22.5
TE G. K ittle 21.0
R/W/T E. Egbuka WR TB 4.5
K E. Pineiro K SF 12.0
DEF Texans DEF 13.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 30.9
BN J. Jordan RB HOU 9.5
BN C. Loveland TE CHI 4.5
BN Patriots DEF 9.0

Let Njigba Know (P. Waxman) — 144.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Purdy QB SF 29.9
RB T. Pollard RB TEN 10.2
RB D. Achane RB MIA 16.5
WR A. St. Brown WR DET 7.4
WR J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA 19.6
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 17.5
R/W/T B. Corum RB LAR 12.6
K C. Dicker K LAC 10.0
DEF Saints DEF 21.0
BN M. Andrews TE BAL 3.4
BN G. Wilson WR NYJ 0.0
BN T. Tucker WR LV 7.4
BN C. Rodriguez RB WAS 13.4
Week 17: Jauan me to eat your butt 100.482.2 Warren Commission Coverup (W) vs Wright PLAYOFF

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 100.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 9.8
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 6.8
RB T. Henderson RB NE 8.2
WR M. Evans WR TB 10.6
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 9.8
TE C. Loveland TE CHI 18.4
R/W/T L. Burden WR CHI 23.8
K E. Pineiro K SF 6.0
DEF Patriots DEF 7.0
BN S. Perine RB CIN 7.8
BN G. K ittle 0.0
BN D. Sampson RB CLE 4.2
BN E. Egbuka WR TB 3.5

Warren Commission Coverup (Wright) — 82.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 22.1
RB J. Warren RB PIT 6.4
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 8.3
WR N. Collins WR HOU 7.2
WR B. Thomas WR JAX 5.9
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 7.1
R/W/T J. Jennings WR SF 11.2
K J. Myers K SEA 9.0
DEF Broncos DEF 5.0
BN J. Brissett QB ARI 16.5
BN T. McLaurin WR WAS 8.8
BN M. Pittman WR IND 2.6
BN M. Carter RB ARI 5.3