Valenzuela — 2025
Bronze Jauan me to eat your butt · Record: 9-5 ยท PPG: 99.8 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Jauan me to eat your butt 101.2 – 92.4 Emeka Egbukake
(W)
vs
Foote
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 101.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 20.1 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 11.0 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 8.1 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 4.0 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 4.5 |
| TE | T. | K | raft | 8.9 |
| R/W/T | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 21.6 |
| K | C. Ryland | K | ARI | 10.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 12.8 |
| BN | C. Loveland | TE | CHI | 2.2 |
| BN | D. Sampson | RB | CLE | 13.3 |
| BN | D. Thornton | WR | LV | 5.5 |
Emeka Egbukake (
Foote) — 92.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 8.8 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 12.7 |
| RB | A. Jones | RB | MIN | 14.2 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 1.3 |
| WR | P. Nacua | WR | LAR | 18.1 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | DEN | 3.6 |
| R/W/T | R. Odunze | WR | CHI | 12.7 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | DEN | 8.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | N. Harris | RB | LAC | 1.5 |
| BN | R. Shaheed | WR | SEA | 6.3 |
| BN | J. Reed | WR | GB | 12.0 |
| BN | C. Williams | QB | CHI | 24.2 |
Week 2: Jauan me to eat your butt 109.9 – 110.4 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts
(L)
vs
Waxman
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 109.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 19.7 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 5.9 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 5.0 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 15.3 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 10.9 |
| TE | T. | K | raft | 21.4 |
| R/W/T | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 12.7 |
| K | C. Ryland | K | ARI | 9.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 8.1 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 6.4 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 7.2 |
| BN | D. Sampson | RB | CLE | 9.4 |
Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (
Waxman) — 110.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Nix | QB | DEN | 19.2 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DAL | 22.0 |
| RB | J. Gibbs | RB | DET | 17.9 |
| WR | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 1.1 |
| WR | D. London | WR | ATL | 4.4 |
| TE | T. McBride | TE | ARI | 10.8 |
| R/W/T | T. McMillan | WR | CAR | 13.0 |
| K | C. Little | K | JAX | 9.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | N. Chubb | RB | HOU | 14.2 |
| BN | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 15.3 |
| BN | J. Palmer | WR | BUF | 5.7 |
| BN | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
Week 3: Jauan me to eat your butt 82.1 – 79.0 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier
(W)
vs
Ballard
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 82.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Penix | QB | ATL | 1.8 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 6.3 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 6.2 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 18.4 |
| WR | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 15.7 |
| TE | T. | K | raft | 4.4 |
| R/W/T | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 15.3 |
| K | J. Romo | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 6.6 |
| BN | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Monangai | RB | CHI | 2.5 |
| BN | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 11.5 |
Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (
Ballard) — 79.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Mayfield | QB | TB | 17.7 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | BAL | 10.2 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | GB | 9.9 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 16.0 |
| WR | M. Harrison | WR | ARI | 5.9 |
| TE | J. Johnson | TE | NO | 8.1 |
| R/W/T | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 7.2 |
| K | B. Aubrey | K | DAL | 8.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | -4.0 | |
| BN | J. Smith | TE | PIT | 3.8 |
| BN | J. Jeudy | WR | CLE | 2.2 |
| BN | J. Ford | RB | CLE | 3.0 |
| BN | M. Golden | WR | GB | 8.1 |
Week 4: Jauan me to eat your butt 104.9 – 93.8 Let Njigba Know
(W)
vs
P. Waxman
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 104.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | G. Smith | QB | LV | 6.8 |
| RB | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 7.9 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 32.5 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 9.9 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 18.1 |
| TE | T. | K | raft | 8.1 |
| R/W/T | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 6.6 |
| K | M. Prater | K | BUF | 7.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | MIA | 16.2 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 29.4 |
| BN | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 11.6 |
Let Njigba Know (
P. Waxman) — 93.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Purdy | QB | SF | 15.7 |
| RB | D. Achane | RB | MIA | 16.6 |
| RB | C. Skattebo | RB | NYG | 12.0 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 22.5 |
| WR | J. Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 11.0 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 5.9 |
| R/W/T | T. Pollard | RB | TEN | 9.1 |
| K | C. Dicker | K | LAC | 4.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | M. Evans | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | IND | 8.4 |
| BN | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 4.6 |
| BN | K. Coleman | WR | BUF | 6.0 |
Week 5: Jauan me to eat your butt 117.0 – 99.2 Jay Gruden's Degenerates
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 117.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 17.1 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 13.4 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 3.7 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 14.0 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 12.7 |
| TE | D. Waller | TE | MIA | 16.3 |
| R/W/T | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 27.8 |
| K | C. Ryland | K | ARI | 3.0 |
| DEF | Cardinals | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | T. | K | raft | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | Packers | DEF | 0.0 |
Jay Gruden's Degenerates (
Bronchtein) — 99.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 19.5 |
| RB | J. Mason | RB | MIN | 11.1 |
| RB | C. Brown | RB | CIN | 8.3 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 15.8 |
| WR | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 5.7 |
| TE | H. Fannin | TE | CLE | 9.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Williams | WR | DET | 1.5 |
| K | K. Fairbairn | K | HOU | 18.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 4.1 |
| BN | D. Brown | WR | JAX | 2.5 |
| BN | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 7.1 |
| BN | T. Tucker | WR | LV | 9.1 |
Week 6: Jauan me to eat your butt 94.1 – 92.9 Hot Chubb Time Machine
(W)
vs
Faust
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 94.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 20.6 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 15.6 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 4.1 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 27.3 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 3.4 |
| TE | T. | K | raft | 11.3 |
| R/W/T | H. Haskins | RB | LAC | 2.8 |
| K | M. Badgley | K | 7.0 | |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | MIA | 8.2 |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.0 |
Hot Chubb Time Machine (
Faust) — 92.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 13.4 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 7.5 |
| RB | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 4.2 |
| WR | D. Metcalf | WR | PIT | 17.5 |
| WR | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 20.1 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 10.8 |
| R/W/T | M. Carter | RB | ARI | 7.4 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 5.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | K. Bourne | WR | SF | 16.7 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | JAX | 5.9 |
| BN | K. Vidal | RB | LAC | 21.3 |
| BN | E. Ayomanor | WR | TEN | 4.2 |
Week 7: Jauan me to eat your butt 74.1 – 134.5 Release the Epenesa Files
(L)
vs
Baumann
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 74.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 17.7 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 3.9 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 0.5 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 10.2 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 7.8 |
| TE | T. | K | raft | 14.3 |
| R/W/T | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 4.7 |
| K | M. Badgley | K | 5.0 | |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | B. Robinson | RB | SF | 3.6 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | Buccaneers | DEF | 10.0 |
Release the Epenesa Files (
Baumann) — 134.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 23.1 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 7.5 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 18.2 |
| WR | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 12.5 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 11.2 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 9.7 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 24.3 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 8.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 13.4 |
| BN | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
Week 8: Jauan me to eat your butt 137.8 – 69.5 Balls Deeper
(W)
vs
Sohl
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 137.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | CIN | 24.3 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 5.5 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 11.3 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 5.0 |
| TE | T. | K | raft | 29.8 |
| R/W/T | T. Franklin | WR | DEN | 23.9 |
| K | M. Badgley | K | 8.0 | |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 30.0 | |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 0.0 |
Balls Deeper (
Sohl) — 69.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 21.0 |
| RB | K. Miller | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| RB | T. Tracy | RB | NYG | 6.3 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| WR | L. McCaffrey | WR | WAS | 3.9 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 16.3 |
| R/W/T | --empty-- | R/W/T | 0.0 | |
| K | C. Boswell | K | PIT | 19.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 4.6 |
| BN | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Hunter | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Tuten | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
Week 9: Jauan me to eat your butt 102.9 – 85.8 Sildenafil Bill
(W)
vs
Banys
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 102.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 14.2 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 17.4 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 10.7 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 11.0 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 10.9 |
| TE | T. | K | raft | 3.0 |
| R/W/T | J. Downs | WR | IND | 12.7 |
| K | M. Badgley | K | 12.0 | |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 0.0 |
Sildenafil Bill (
Banys) — 85.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 26.7 |
| RB | T. Spears | RB | TEN | 7.7 |
| RB | R. Harvey | RB | DEN | 14.1 |
| WR | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 8.9 |
| WR | J. Addison | WR | MIN | 7.4 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | NE | 7.1 |
| R/W/T | J. Higgins | WR | HOU | 0.9 |
| K | W. Reichard | K | MIN | 11.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | D. Swift | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Aiyuk | WR | 0.0 | |
| BN | Q. Judkins | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | O. Hampton | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
Week 10: Jauan me to eat your butt 128.8 – 126.2 Jeanty Abortion
(W)
vs
Freundlich
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 128.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 26.9 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 13.8 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 27.5 |
| WR | T. Franklin | WR | DEN | 12.5 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 20.5 |
| TE | C. Loveland | TE | CHI | 7.5 |
| R/W/T | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 19.1 |
| K | B. McManus | K | GB | 1.0 |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 0.7 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.0 |
Jeanty Abortion (
Freundlich) — 126.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 3.9 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 48.1 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 8.2 |
| WR | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 10.9 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 6.7 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 2.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 9.6 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 11.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 25.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 5.5 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 4.7 |
Week 11: Jauan me to eat your butt 123.2 – 109.7 Skatt Porn
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 123.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 24.3 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 9.5 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 29.8 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 24.9 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 6.5 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 21.7 |
| R/W/T | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.5 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 6.0 |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 13.2 |
| BN | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 3.4 |
| BN | S. Tucker | RB | TB | 33.0 |
| BN | T. Franklin | WR | DEN | 10.4 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
Skatt Porn (
Becker-Parton) — 109.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 2.7 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 32.6 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 8.6 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 6.6 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 17.2 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 10.7 |
| R/W/T | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 7.3 |
| K | C. Santos | K | CHI | 15.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 2.6 |
| BN | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Johnson | TE | NYG | 5.1 |
| BN | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 3.8 |
Week 12: Jauan me to eat your butt 103.1 – 113.8 Warren Commission Coverup
(L)
vs
Wright
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 103.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 22.9 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 8.9 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 9.6 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 25.1 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 4.7 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 10.8 |
| R/W/T | S. Tucker | RB | TB | 5.1 |
| K | A. Borregales | K | NE | 16.0 |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 26.1 |
| BN | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 0.8 |
| BN | T. Franklin | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 1.8 |
Warren Commission Coverup (
Wright) — 113.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Brissett | QB | ARI | 18.7 |
| RB | J. Warren | RB | PIT | 12.8 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 20.8 |
| WR | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 11.2 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 7.0 |
| TE | J. Ferguson | TE | DAL | 8.6 |
| R/W/T | R. White | RB | TB | 4.7 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 12.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 18.0 | |
| BN | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 12.6 |
| BN | B. Thomas | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | Broncos | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 13: Jauan me to eat your butt 74.1 – 127.4 Tua Girls One Kupp
(L)
vs
Kassel
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 74.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 9.6 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 5.6 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 10.1 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 13.8 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 6.2 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 8.7 |
| R/W/T | T. Franklin | WR | DEN | 3.1 |
| K | A. Borregales | K | NE | 15.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 19.6 |
| BN | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 2.4 |
Tua Girls One Kupp (
Kassel) — 127.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 20.6 |
| RB | R. Dowdle | RB | CAR | 8.9 |
| RB | B. Irving | RB | TB | 15.1 |
| WR | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 20.7 |
| WR | R. Rice | WR | KC | 25.4 |
| TE | T. Warren | TE | IND | 9.7 |
| R/W/T | K. Monangai | RB | CHI | 19.0 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 4.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 9.5 |
| BN | J. Reed | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Dart | QB | NYG | 13.6 |
Week 14: Jauan me to eat your butt 43.6 – 70.5 Release the Epenesa Files
(L)
vs
Baumann
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 43.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 16.4 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 18.2 |
| RB | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 0.4 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 6.2 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 2.5 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Mitchell | WR | NYJ | 2.9 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 23.2 |
| BN | M. Evans | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Burden | WR | CHI | 9.0 |
| BN | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | Texans | DEF | 12.0 |
Release the Epenesa Files (
Baumann) — 70.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 12.6 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 16.7 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 8.4 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 8.6 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 4.5 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 12.0 |
| R/W/T | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 1.7 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 4.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | J. Metchie | WR | NYJ | 5.4 |
| BN | B. Strange | TE | JAX | 4.2 |
| BN | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Maye | QB | NE | 0.0 |
Week 15: Jauan me to eat your butt 135.4 – 125.2 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts
(W)
vs
Waxman PLAYOFF
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 135.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 19.9 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 16.2 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 29.1 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 16.2 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 8.4 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 18.8 |
| R/W/T | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 4.8 |
| K | E. Pineiro | K | SF | 13.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 12.0 |
| BN | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 5.7 |
| BN | J. Wright | RB | MIA | 1.6 |
| BN | L. Burden | WR | CHI | 11.4 |
Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (
Waxman) — 125.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 25.5 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DAL | 15.1 |
| RB | J. Gibbs | RB | DET | 7.8 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 3.6 |
| WR | T. McMillan | WR | CAR | 3.5 |
| TE | T. McBride | TE | ARI | 31.4 |
| R/W/T | W. Marks | RB | HOU | 4.3 |
| K | K. Fairbairn | K | HOU | 18.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 20.8 |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 11.9 |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Nix | QB | DEN | 29.1 |
Week 16: Jauan me to eat your butt 126.7 – 144.7 Let Njigba Know
(L)
vs
P. Waxman PLAYOFF
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 126.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 19.2 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 21.2 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 1.7 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 11.6 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 22.5 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 21.0 |
| R/W/T | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 4.5 |
| K | E. Pineiro | K | SF | 12.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 30.9 |
| BN | J. Jordan | RB | HOU | 9.5 |
| BN | C. Loveland | TE | CHI | 4.5 |
| BN | Patriots | DEF | 9.0 |
Let Njigba Know (
P. Waxman) — 144.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Purdy | QB | SF | 29.9 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | TEN | 10.2 |
| RB | D. Achane | RB | MIA | 16.5 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 7.4 |
| WR | J. Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 19.6 |
| TE | H. Fannin | TE | CLE | 17.5 |
| R/W/T | B. Corum | RB | LAR | 12.6 |
| K | C. Dicker | K | LAC | 10.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 3.4 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Tucker | WR | LV | 7.4 |
| BN | C. Rodriguez | RB | WAS | 13.4 |
Week 17: Jauan me to eat your butt 100.4 – 82.2 Warren Commission Coverup
(W)
vs
Wright PLAYOFF
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 100.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 9.8 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 6.8 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 8.2 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 10.6 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 9.8 |
| TE | C. Loveland | TE | CHI | 18.4 |
| R/W/T | L. Burden | WR | CHI | 23.8 |
| K | E. Pineiro | K | SF | 6.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | S. Perine | RB | CIN | 7.8 |
| BN | G. | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Sampson | RB | CLE | 4.2 |
| BN | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 3.5 |
Warren Commission Coverup (
Wright) — 82.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 22.1 |
| RB | J. Warren | RB | PIT | 6.4 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 8.3 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 7.2 |
| WR | B. Thomas | WR | JAX | 5.9 |
| TE | J. Ferguson | TE | DAL | 7.1 |
| R/W/T | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 11.2 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 9.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | J. Brissett | QB | ARI | 16.5 |
| BN | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 8.8 |
| BN | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 2.6 |
| BN | M. Carter | RB | ARI | 5.3 |