2022 Season
14 teams ·
14 regular season + 3 playoff weeks ·
Avg: 99.2 PPG · Gold: 
Becker-Parton Silver: 
Waxman Bronze: 
Foote
Standings
| # | Manager | Team | W | L | T | Total Pts | PPG | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1,518.94 | 108.5 | Gold |
| 2 | Waxman | Drake London Bridge Is Down | 9 | 5 | 0 | 1,457 | 104.1 | Silver |
| 3 | Foote | Muad'Deebo Samuel | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,284.24 | 91.7 | Bronze |
| 4 |  Valenzuela | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1,451.46 | 103.7 | |
| 5 |  Banys | Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa | 10 | 4 | 0 | 1,381.02 | 98.6 | |
| 6 |  P. Waxman | Cooper Menstrual Kupp | 8 | 6 | 0 | 1,486.26 | 106.2 | |
| 7 |  Faust | Travis Etienne That Ass | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,508.26 | 107.7 | |
| 8 |  Bronchtein | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter | 7 | 7 | 0 | 1,425.24 | 101.8 | |
| 9 |  Freundlich | Pert it in Herbert | 6 | 8 | 0 | 1,397.64 | 99.8 | |
| 10 |  Wright | L'Ennui de Sohl | 6 | 8 | 0 | 1,341.06 | 95.8 | |
| 11 |  Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | 6 | 8 | 0 | 1,318.86 | 94.2 | |
| 12 |  Ballard | The Gorne Legacy | 6 | 8 | 0 | 1,275.12 | 91.1 | |
| 13 |  Sohl | Cardi Pee on Your Face | 5 | 9 | 0 | 1,260.72 | 90.0 | |
| 14 |  Baumann | A Meinerz Setback | 3 | 11 | 0 | 1,330.62 | 95.0 | Goose |
Championship Bracket
Round 1
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Banys | Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa | 92.2 | – | 111.1 | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter | Bronchtein | Bronchtein |
| Valenzuela | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | 94.6 | – | 138.9 | Muad'Deebo Samuel | Foote | Foote |
| Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 110.6 | – | 75.8 | Cooper Menstrual Kupp | P. Waxman | Becker-Parton |
| Waxman | Drake London Bridge Is Down | 122.3 | – | 112.2 | Travis Etienne That Ass | Faust | Waxman |
Semifinals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Foote | Muad'Deebo Samuel | 96.7 | – | 103.1 | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | Becker-Parton | Becker-Parton |
| Waxman | Drake London Bridge Is Down | 104.4 | – | 77.3 | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter | Bronchtein | Waxman |
Finals
| Manager | Team | Pts | Pts | Team | Manager | Winner | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 78.0 | – | 65.9 | Drake London Bridge Is Down | Waxman | Becker-Parton |
| Foote | Muad'Deebo Samuel | 116.6 | – | 115.3 | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter | Bronchtein | Foote |
Weekly High Scorers
| Week | Manager | Team | Pts | vs | Opp Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 138.8 | Foote | 118.3 |
| 2 | P. Waxman | Cooper Menstrual Kupp | 168.7 | Waxman | 103.3 |
| 3 | Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | 131.1 | Becker-Parton | 121.9 |
| 4 | Baumann | A Meinerz Setback | 202.3 | Wright | 74.5 |
| 5 | Kassel | The Place Beyond Perine | 130.1 | Faust | 85.3 |
| 6 | Becker-Parton | Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa | 124.4 | Bronchtein | 62.6 |
| 7 | P. Waxman | Cooper Menstrual Kupp | 120.2 | Baumann | 89.6 |
| 8 | Faust | Travis Etienne That Ass | 173.8 | Ballard | 78.6 |
| 9 | Ballard | The Gorne Legacy | 162.7 | Bronchtein | 90.2 |
| 10 | Wright | L'Ennui de Sohl | 141.7 | Becker-Parton | 73.6 |
| 11 | Waxman | Drake London Bridge Is Down | 153.1 | Wright | 78.7 |
| 12 | Valenzuela | I sell weed to Mike McDaniel | 139.9 | Freundlich | 117.9 |
| 13 | Bronchtein | Zach Wilson Milf Hunter | 150.3 | Baumann | 95.9 |
| 14 | Foote | Muad'Deebo Samuel | 121.7 | Kassel | 107.6 |