Faust — 2022
Travis Etienne That Ass · Record: 7-7 ยท PPG: 107.7 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Travis Etienne That Ass 99.6 – 81.6 Zach Wilson Milf Hunter
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 99.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 20.6 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 13.7 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 7.5 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 14.0 |
| WR | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 3.6 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 7.5 |
| R/W/T | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 15.7 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 9.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | R. Gage | WR | TB | 2.3 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 19.4 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.3 |
| BN | S. Moore | WR | KC | 3.5 |
Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (
Bronchtein) — 81.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | TB | 9.4 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 8.2 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 6.5 |
| WR | D. Metcalf | WR | SEA | 5.1 |
| WR | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 22.6 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 6.4 |
| R/W/T | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 16.4 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | NYJ | 2.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | D. Parker | WR | NE | 1.4 |
| BN | D. Hilliard | RB | TEN | 20.4 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 9.1 |
| BN | D. Singletary | RB | HOU | 7.2 |
Week 2: Travis Etienne That Ass 160.7 – 77.9 A Meinerz Setback
(W)
vs
Baumann
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 160.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 24.9 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 14.8 |
| RB | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 14.8 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 36.5 |
| WR | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 7.4 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 10.7 |
| R/W/T | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 34.6 |
| K | C. York | K | CLE | 5.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 4.5 |
| BN | R. Gage | WR | TB | 5.3 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | -2.0 |
| BN | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 6.8 |
A Meinerz Setback (
Baumann) — 77.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 16.6 |
| RB | A. Ekeler | RB | LAC | 13.9 |
| RB | D. Pierce | RB | HOU | 8.2 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 7.6 |
| WR | A. Robinson | WR | PIT | 13.3 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 4.1 |
| R/W/T | A. Dillon | RB | GB | 7.2 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 11.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | -4.0 | |
| BN | J. McKinnon | RB | KC | 8.6 |
| BN | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 4.7 |
| BN | A. Lazard | WR | NYJ | 8.3 |
| BN | R. Bateman | WR | BAL | 18.8 |
Week 3: Travis Etienne That Ass 103.7 – 105.4 Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa
(L)
vs
Banys
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 103.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 13.4 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 12.5 |
| RB | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 19.1 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 4.3 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 13.1 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 10.1 |
| R/W/T | J. Landry | WR | NO | 3.2 |
| K | J. Elliott | K | PHI | 6.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | R. Gage | WR | TB | 18.7 |
| BN | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 2.5 |
| BN | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 9.0 |
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (
Banys) — 105.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 38.4 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 14.0 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 11.6 |
| WR | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 18.5 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 11.4 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 4.5 |
| R/W/T | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 9.0 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 2.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | -4.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 1.1 |
| BN | W. Fuller | WR | Q | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 12.2 |
| RES | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
Week 4: Travis Etienne That Ass 105.0 – 100.4 Muad'Deebo Samuel
(W)
vs
Foote
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 105.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 21.9 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 21.3 |
| RB | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 2.9 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 20.9 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 4.9 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 9.7 |
| R/W/T | R. Gage | WR | TB | 3.4 |
| K | J. Elliott | K | PHI | 4.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 3.7 |
| BN | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 3.2 |
Muad'Deebo Samuel (
Foote) — 100.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 22.4 |
| RB | M. Gordon | RB | KC | -1.2 |
| RB | C. Edmonds | RB | TB | 9.0 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | SF | 20.7 |
| WR | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 10.1 |
| TE | C. | K | met | 3.1 |
| R/W/T | J. Dobbins | RB | BAL | 20.3 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NE | 6.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | M. Thomas | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC | 7.8 |
| BN | J. Fields | QB | CHI | 10.2 |
| BN | R. Moore | WR | ARI | 2.2 |
| RES | B. Robinson | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
Week 5: Travis Etienne That Ass 85.3 – 130.1 The Place Beyond Perine
(L)
vs
Kassel
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 85.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 15.2 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 19.9 |
| RB | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 4.9 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 9.5 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 3.8 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 13.5 |
| R/W/T | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 4.5 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Gage | WR | TB | 5.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 12.9 |
The Place Beyond Perine (
Kassel) — 130.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Cousins | QB | MIN | 21.2 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 20.4 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 25.4 |
| WR | J. Jeudy | WR | DEN | 6.8 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 13.7 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 11.8 |
| R/W/T | M. Brown | WR | ARI | 17.8 |
| K | B. McManus | K | DEN | 9.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 13.2 |
| BN | S. Perine | RB | DEN | 7.6 |
| BN | J. Smith-Schuster | WR | NE | 4.8 |
| BN | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 8.3 |
Week 6: Travis Etienne That Ass 116.0 – 77.7 Cooper Menstrual Kupp
(W)
vs
P. Waxman
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 116.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 13.9 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 19.3 |
| RB | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 18.0 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 23.7 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 13.9 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 6.0 |
| K | C. Boswell | K | PIT | 10.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 1.2 |
| BN | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 11.8 |
| BN | M. Crosby | K | GB | 4.0 |
| RES | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (
P. Waxman) — 77.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 11.8 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 6.2 |
| RB | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 7.4 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 25.8 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 2.7 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | JAX | 6.5 |
| R/W/T | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 0.3 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 14.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | D. Adams | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 2.5 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 0.0 |
Week 7: Travis Etienne That Ass 117.2 – 61.8 Cardi Pee on Your Face
(W)
vs
Sohl
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 117.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 17.2 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 7.2 |
| RB | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 28.7 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 10.7 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 10.8 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 4.2 |
| R/W/T | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 18.4 |
| K | C. Boswell | K | PIT | 4.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 7.0 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 14.3 |
| RES | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
Cardi Pee on Your Face (
Sohl) — 61.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 0.0 |
| RB | A. Jones | RB | GB | 24.1 |
| RB | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 4.3 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | CLE | 8.9 |
| WR | J. Palmer | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | ARI | 5.1 |
| R/W/T | D. Schultz | TE | HOU | 7.4 |
| K | R. Succop | K | TB | 3.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | R. Woods | WR | HOU | 4.1 |
| BN | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 35.0 |
| BN | T. Tagovailoa | QB | MIA | 15.9 |
| BN | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 8.0 |
Week 8: Travis Etienne That Ass 173.8 – 78.6 The Gorne Legacy
(W)
vs
Ballard
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 173.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 22.6 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 36.3 |
| RB | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 11.7 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 25.5 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 26.6 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 9.4 |
| R/W/T | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 23.7 |
| K | Y. | K | oo | 13.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 22.9 |
| BN | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 1.1 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 1.7 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
The Gorne Legacy (
Ballard) — 78.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 9.0 |
| RB | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 9.4 |
| RB | M. Carter | RB | NYJ | 8.1 |
| WR | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 12.8 |
| WR | D. Johnson | WR | PIT | 6.0 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 4.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Mooney | WR | CHI | 9.5 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 9.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | D. Carr | QB | NO | 0.9 |
| BN | K. Drake | RB | BAL | 14.7 |
| BN | J. Reynolds | WR | DET | 2.4 |
| BN | D. Harris | RB | BUF | 6.2 |
| RES | R. Penny | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
Week 9: Travis Etienne That Ass 146.1 – 119.1 Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 146.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 19.0 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 25.6 |
| RB | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 26.4 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 23.8 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 17.0 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 20.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 0.3 |
| K | Y. | K | oo | 5.0 |
| DEF | Cardinals | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 1.2 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 12.3 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (
Becker-Parton) — 119.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 19.1 |
| RB | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 17.8 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 15.3 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 22.8 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 13.9 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 8.2 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Carter | WR | LV | 7.8 |
| BN | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
Week 10: Travis Etienne That Ass 87.9 – 123.9 Drake London Bridge Is Down
(L)
vs
Waxman
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 87.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. McCoy | QB | ARI | 13.9 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 8.8 |
| RB | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 10.2 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 12.9 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 8.6 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 7.8 |
| R/W/T | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 15.7 |
| K | Y. | K | oo | 1.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 17.0 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 1.4 |
| RES | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
Drake London Bridge Is Down (
Waxman) — 123.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 17.2 |
| RB | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 22.1 |
| RB | D. Singletary | RB | HOU | 15.2 |
| WR | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 9.6 |
| WR | D. London | WR | ATL | 12.3 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 17.1 |
| R/W/T | D. Carter | WR | LV | 14.4 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 2.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | G. Smith | QB | SEA | 19.2 |
| BN | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Burks | WR | TEN | 3.9 |
Week 11: Travis Etienne That Ass 54.7 – 99.1 I sell weed to Mike McDaniel
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 54.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. McCoy | QB | ARI | 6.3 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 14.1 |
| RB | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 1.0 |
| WR | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 7.2 |
| WR | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 11.1 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 2.5 |
| R/W/T | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 3.5 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (
Valenzuela) — 99.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 24.2 |
| RB | D. Foreman | RB | CHI | 2.4 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 17.5 |
| WR | G. Davis | WR | BUF | 9.3 |
| WR | K. Toney | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| TE | G. Dulcich | TE | DEN | 5.0 |
| R/W/T | D. Swift | RB | PHI | 10.7 |
| K | J. Slye | K | WAS | 11.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Peoples-Jones | WR | CLE | 14.6 |
| BN | E. Mitchell | RB | SF | 5.9 |
| BN | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 4.9 |
Week 12: Travis Etienne That Ass 93.3 – 112.2 L'Ennui de Sohl
(L)
vs
Wright
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 93.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 24.2 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 6.9 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 0.3 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 12.0 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 11.0 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 6.5 |
| R/W/T | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 16.4 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 10.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 7.7 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 6.5 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
L'Ennui de Sohl (
Wright) — 112.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 24.9 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 17.3 |
| RB | A. Gibson | RB | WAS | 6.9 |
| WR | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 7.3 |
| WR | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 14.7 |
| TE | H. Hurst | TE | CAR | 8.7 |
| R/W/T | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 13.4 |
| K | R. Gould | K | SF | 7.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | D. Carr | QB | NO | 18.8 |
| BN | C. | K | irk | 6.1 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 18.3 |
| BN | K. Ingram | RB | ARI | 0.5 |
| RES | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 0.0 |
Week 13: Travis Etienne That Ass 86.0 – 106.2 Pert it in Herbert
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 86.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 4.3 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 24.6 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 6.1 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 25.1 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 1.4 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 1.9 |
| R/W/T | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 3.6 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 9.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 3.7 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 1.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
Pert it in Herbert (
Freundlich) — 106.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 18.1 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 11.1 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 5.2 |
| WR | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 11.6 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 15.1 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | C. Watson | WR | GB | 22.9 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Commanders | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Claypool | WR | CHI | 3.3 |
| BN | B. | K | night | 14.3 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Week 14: Travis Etienne That Ass 79.0 – 100.7 Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 79.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.7 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 28.3 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 3.2 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 16.1 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 4.1 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 5.3 |
| R/W/T | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 4.3 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 6.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 15.3 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (
Becker-Parton) — 100.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 15.6 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 5.8 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 28.0 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 16.0 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 15.0 |
| TE | N. Fant | TE | SEA | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 9.3 |
| K | R. Bullock | K | TEN | 2.0 |
| DEF | Raiders | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | NYJ | 2.0 |
| BN | R. James | WR | NYG | 15.6 |
| RES | C. | K | upp | 0.0 |
Week 15: Travis Etienne That Ass 112.2 – 122.3 Drake London Bridge Is Down
(L)
vs
Waxman PLAYOFF
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 112.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 12.6 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 22.8 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 11.7 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 17.4 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 18.9 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 3.4 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 9.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 3.7 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 9.9 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
Drake London Bridge Is Down (
Waxman) — 122.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 18.2 |
| RB | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 25.0 |
| RB | D. Singletary | RB | HOU | 8.5 |
| WR | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 13.8 |
| WR | D. London | WR | ATL | 8.5 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 15.5 |
| R/W/T | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 23.8 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 6.0 |
| DEF | Commanders | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | G. Smith | QB | SEA | 15.3 |
| BN | D. Chark | WR | CAR | 2.3 |
| BN | T. Burks | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Strong | RB | NE | 5.2 |
Week 16: Travis Etienne That Ass 93.4 – 76.3 Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa
(W)
vs
Banys PLAYOFF
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 93.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 10.8 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 12.8 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 12.7 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 12.3 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 22.8 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 5.4 |
| R/W/T | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 0.6 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 4.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 17.3 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 11.5 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 8.2 |
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (
Banys) — 76.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 25.7 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 12.6 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 12.5 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.9 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 3.0 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 10.6 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 2.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | K. Drake | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 1.6 |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 10.5 |
Week 17: Travis Etienne That Ass 138.8 – 82.5 Cooper Menstrual Kupp
(W)
vs
P. Waxman PLAYOFF
Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 138.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 21.9 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 28.3 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 21.5 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 13.7 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 6.7 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 11.0 |
| R/W/T | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 14.7 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 11.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 13.9 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 6.0 |
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (
P. Waxman) — 82.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 16.6 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 13.8 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 30.8 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 6.2 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 5.1 |
| R/W/T | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NE | 4.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 0.4 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 12.9 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | QB | NE | 16.3 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 3.1 |