Cardi Pee on Your Face · Record: 5-9 · PPG: 90.0 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: Cardi Pee on Your Face 85.5 – 108.8 I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (L) vs Valenzuela

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 85.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	29.5
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	9.1
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	7.8
WR	R. Woods	WR	HOU	1.8
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	3.2
TE	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	9.7
R/W/T	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	10.4
K	R. Succop	K	TB	13.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		1.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	14.8
BN	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	2.4
BN	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	12.2
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	1.0

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 108.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	24.7
RB	D. Swift	RB	PHI	25.0
RB	E. Mitchell	RB	SF	4.1
WR	G. Davis	WR	BUF	16.8
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	3.9
TE	J. Smith	TE	ATL	4.8
R/W/T	M. Carter	RB	NYJ	13.5
K	R. Blankenship	K	Q	8.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Jones	WR	TB	10.1
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	5.0
BN	D. Henderson	RB		9.8
BN	R. Doubs	WR	GB	6.8

Week 2: Cardi Pee on Your Face 124.6 – 103.5 L'Ennui de Sohl (W) vs Wright

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 124.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	29.7
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	30.5
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	8.6
WR	R. Woods	WR	HOU	5.9
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	20.6
TE	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	0.8
R/W/T	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	11.5
K	R. Succop	K	TB	8.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		9.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	36.9
BN	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	11.0
BN	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	0.6
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0

L'Ennui de Sohl (Wright) — 103.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	LAR	16.9
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	6.8
RB	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	11.1
WR	D. Moore	WR	CHI	11.8
WR	T. McLaurin	WR	WAS	10.2
TE	K. Pitts	TE	ATL	2.9
R/W/T	C.	K	irk	22.8
K	M. Prater	K	ARI	1.0
DEF	Bills	DEF		20.0
BN	R. Wilson	QB	DEN	10.1
BN	K. Allen	WR	LAC	0.0
BN	E. Benjamin	RB	NO	6.6
BN	R. White	RB	TB	0.1

Week 3: Cardi Pee on Your Face 114.6 – 61.9 Pert it in Herbert (W) vs Freundlich

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 114.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	26.7
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	4.2
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	12.2
WR	R. Woods	WR	HOU	10.5
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	19.6
TE	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	7.5
R/W/T	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	12.9
K	R. Succop	K	TB	6.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		15.0
BN	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	0.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	11.4
BN	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	0.9
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0

Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 61.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Herbert	QB	LAC	11.6
RB	L. Fournette	RB	TB	9.5
RB	J. Conner	RB	ARI	7.2
WR	J. Jefferson	WR	MIN	2.9
WR	J. Dotson	WR	WAS	2.0
TE	G.	K	ittle	4.8
R/W/T	E. Moore	WR	CLE	6.9
K	T. Bass	K	BUF	5.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		12.0
BN	C. Beasley	WR	BUF	2.7
BN	J. Cook	RB	BUF	6.0
BN	C. Watson	WR	GB	0.0
BN	K. Walker	RB	SEA	4.8

Week 4: Cardi Pee on Your Face 109.6 – 120.2 Drake London Bridge Is Down (L) vs Waxman

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 109.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	22.5
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	13.0
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	32.0
WR	R. Woods	WR	HOU	11.0
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	1.4
TE	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	13.7
R/W/T	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	0.0
K	R. Succop	K	TB	7.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		9.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	1.4
BN	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	3.0
BN	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	6.3
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0

Drake London Bridge Is Down (Waxman) — 120.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	G. Smith	QB	SEA	31.7
RB	D. Cook	RB	MIN	9.6
RB	A. Dillon	RB	GB	8.9
WR	C. Sutton	WR	DEN	13.7
WR	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	21.9
TE	T.	K	elce	19.7
R/W/T	D. London	WR	ATL	2.7
K	M. Gay	K	IND	9.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		3.0
BN	D. Prescott	QB	DAL	0.0
BN	D. Singletary	RB	HOU	9.6
BN	R. Stevenson	RB	NE	10.9
BN	T. Burks	WR	TEN	2.8

Week 5: Cardi Pee on Your Face 111.6 – 113.2 The Gorne Legacy (L) vs Ballard

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 111.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	34.2
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	9.0
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	27.8
WR	R. Woods	WR	HOU	5.7
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	17.1
TE	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	7.8
R/W/T	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	0.0
K	R. Succop	K	TB	7.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		3.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	0.0
BN	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	3.9
BN	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	0.0
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0

The Gorne Legacy (Ballard) — 113.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Carr	QB	NO	17.9
RB	J. Mixon	RB	CIN	10.3
RB	J. Williams	RB	DEN	0.0
WR	T. Lockett	WR	SEA	24.9
WR	D. Johnson	WR	PIT	8.5
TE	M. Andrews	TE	BAL	18.9
R/W/T	D. Harris	RB	BUF	1.7
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	15.0
DEF	Colts	DEF		16.0
BN	R. Penny	RB	PHI	5.4
BN	D. Jones	QB	NYG	12.4
BN	D. Mooney	WR	CHI	6.2
BN	J. Tolbert	WR	DAL	0.0

Week 6: Cardi Pee on Your Face 84.2 – 104.9 Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (L) vs Banys

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 84.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	26.4
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	5.9
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	2.8
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	12.4
WR	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	10.2
TE	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	10.5
R/W/T	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	0.0
K	R. Succop	K	TB	14.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		2.0
BN	R. Woods	WR	HOU	0.0
BN	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	0.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	0.0
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	11.2

Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 104.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	L. Jackson	QB	BAL	15.1
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	15.1
RB	N. Harris	RB	PIT	11.9
WR	J. Meyers	WR	LV	8.0
WR	B. Aiyuk	WR	SF	24.3
TE	G. Everett	TE	LAC	5.4
R/W/T	B. Hall	RB	NYJ	19.1
K	B. Maher	K	DAL	5.0
DEF	Jaguars	DEF		1.0
BN	R. Mostert	RB	MIA	5.3
BN	T. Boyd	WR	CIN	9.6
BN	Z. Jones	WR	JAX	6.7
BN	G. Wilson	WR	NYJ	1.3
RES	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	0.0

Week 7: Cardi Pee on Your Face 61.8 – 117.2 Travis Etienne That Ass (L) vs Faust

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 61.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	0.0
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	24.1
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	4.3
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	8.9
WR	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	0.0
TE	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	5.1
R/W/T	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	7.4
K	R. Succop	K	TB	3.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		9.0
BN	R. Woods	WR	HOU	4.1
BN	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	35.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	15.9
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	8.0

Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 117.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	K. Murray	QB	ARI	17.2
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	SF	7.2
RB	K. Walker	RB	SEA	28.7
WR	T. Hill	WR	MIA	10.7
WR	J. Waddle	WR	MIA	10.8
TE	T. Conklin	TE	NYJ	4.2
R/W/T	T. Etienne	RB	JAX	18.4
K	C. Boswell	K	PIT	4.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		16.0
BN	D. Goedert	TE	PHI	0.0
BN	H. Renfrow	WR	LV	7.0
BN	J. Robinson	RB	NE	0.0
BN	C. Hubbard	RB	CAR	14.3
RES	D. Watson	QB	CLE	0.0

Week 8: Cardi Pee on Your Face 93.3 – 120.9 Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (L) vs Becker-Parton

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 93.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	15.6
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	17.7
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	0.0
WR	R. Woods	WR	HOU	1.6
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	18.6
TE	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	11.4
R/W/T	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	10.4
K	R. Succop	K	TB	10.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		8.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	29.2
BN	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	0.0
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	2.5

Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 120.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Burrow	QB	CIN	12.5
RB	S. Barkley	RB	NYG	13.7
RB	M. Sanders	RB	CAR	13.8
WR	C.	K	upp	18.9
WR	A. Brown	WR	PHI	36.6
TE	P. Freiermuth	TE	PIT	7.7
R/W/T	A. Thielen	WR	CAR	9.7
K	G. Joseph	K	MIN	3.0
DEF	Jaguars	DEF		5.0
BN	D. Parker	WR	NE	0.0
BN	J. McKissic	RB	WAS	3.5
BN	N. Collins	WR	HOU	0.0
BN	G. Pickens	WR	PIT	0.0
RES	C. Patterson	RB	ATL	0.0

Week 9: Cardi Pee on Your Face 57.2 – 89.0 Cooper Menstrual Kupp (L) vs P. Waxman

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 57.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	22.8
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	5.5
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	1.4
WR	R. Woods	WR	HOU	0.0
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	0.0
TE	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	12.5
R/W/T	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	0.0
K	R. Succop	K	TB	12.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		3.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	24.1
BN	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	14.6
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	R. White	RB	TB	4.9

Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 89.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	NYJ	10.6
RB	A. Mattison	RB	MIN	0.6
RB	K. Herbert	RB	CHI	2.3
WR	D. Adams	WR	LV	31.6
WR	S. Diggs	WR	BUF	11.8
TE	H. Henry	TE	NE	7.0
R/W/T	C. Olave	WR	NO	10.1
K	W. Lutz	K	NO	7.0
DEF	Buccaneers	DEF		8.0
BN	D. Waller	TE	NYG	0.0
BN	M. Williams	WR	LAC	0.0
BN	M. Hardman	WR	NYJ	16.9
BN	T. Pollard	RB	DAL	0.0

Week 10: Cardi Pee on Your Face 71.2 – 66.0 The Place Beyond Perine (W) vs Kassel

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 71.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	17.6
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	22.6
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	6.2
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	4.7
WR	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	5.9
TE	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	1.7
R/W/T	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	2.5
K	R. Succop	K	TB	3.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		7.0
BN	R. Woods	WR	HOU	2.0
BN	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	14.4
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	23.4
BN	R. White	RB	TB	10.5

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 66.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	K. Cousins	QB	MIN	13.5
RB	A.	K	amara	6.0
RB	N. Chubb	RB	CLE	13.6
WR	J. Smith-Schuster	WR	NE	4.3
WR	J. Jeudy	WR	DEN	0.0
TE	E. Engram	TE	JAX	2.9
R/W/T	R. Mostert	RB	MIA	16.7
K	H. Butker	K	KC	2.0
DEF	Raiders	DEF		7.0
BN	K. Hunt	RB	CLE	2.4
BN	D. Njoku	TE	CLE	0.0
BN	M. Gallup	WR	DAL	5.5
BN	D. Smith	WR	PHI	10.9
RES	M. Brown	WR	ARI	0.0

Week 11: Cardi Pee on Your Face 95.1 – 74.7 A Meinerz Setback (W) vs Baumann

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 95.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	12.6
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	11.0
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	10.7
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	27.3
WR	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	14.9
TE	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	3.7
R/W/T	R. Woods	WR	HOU	9.9
K	R. Succop	K	TB	0.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		5.0
BN	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	0.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	0.0
BN	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	26.6
BN	R. White	RB	TB	0.0

A Meinerz Setback (Baumann) — 74.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Fields	QB	CHI	21.6
RB	A. Ekeler	RB	LAC	17.0
RB	D. Pierce	RB	HOU	2.7
WR	B. Cooks	WR	DAL	8.5
WR	A. Lazard	WR	NYJ	8.2
TE	T. Hockenson	TE	MIN	5.9
R/W/T	A. Dillon	RB	GB	2.8
K	G. Gano	K	NYG	-2.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		10.0
BN	M. Mariota	QB	PHI	17.7
BN	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	0.9
BN	T. Marshall	WR	CAR	9.1
BN	A. Pierce	WR	IND	4.3

Week 12: Cardi Pee on Your Face 106.5 – 99.5 Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (W) vs Bronchtein

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 106.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	28.9
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	17.4
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	15.1
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	12.9
WR	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0
TE	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	17.1
R/W/T	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	8.1
K	R. Succop	K	TB	5.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		2.0
BN	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	0.0
BN	R. Woods	WR	HOU	2.6
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	16.0
BN	R. White	RB	TB	15.4

Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (Bronchtein) — 99.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	TB	18.0
RB	D. Henry	RB	TEN	13.2
RB	D. Montgomery	RB	DET	12.8
WR	D. Metcalf	WR	SEA	14.5
WR	A. St. Brown	WR	DET	23.4
TE	T. Higbee	TE	LAR	0.0
R/W/T	T. Boyd	WR	CIN	2.6
K	G. Zuerlein	K	NYJ	9.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		6.0
BN	S. Perine	RB	DEN	17.3
BN	J. Williams	RB	NO	10.6
BN	D. Hilliard	RB	TEN	3.4
BN	M. Pittman	WR	IND	15.6

Week 13: Cardi Pee on Your Face 73.4 – 94.4 Muad'Deebo Samuel (L) vs Foote

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 73.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	16.9
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	7.5
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	15.2
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	6.0
WR	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0
TE	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	4.3
R/W/T	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	9.5
K	R. Succop	K	TB	5.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		9.0
BN	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	0.0
BN	R. Woods	WR	HOU	1.1
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	11.8
BN	R. White	RB	TB	13.9

Muad'Deebo Samuel (Foote) — 94.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	19.8
RB	J. McKinnon	RB	KC	13.0
RB	B. Robinson	RB	WAS	12.1
WR	M. Valdes-Scantling	WR	KC	8.1
WR	D. Samuel	WR	SF	9.3
TE	C.	K	met	10.2
R/W/T	M. Evans	WR	TB	7.9
K	C. York	K	CLE	9.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		5.0
BN	M. Hollins	WR	ATL	6.0
BN	J. Chase	WR	CIN	13.2
BN	R. Moore	WR	ARI	0.0
BN	Cardinals	DEF		0.0
RES	J. Dobbins	RB	BAL	0.0

Week 14: Cardi Pee on Your Face 72.2 – 75.3 Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (L) vs Bronchtein

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 72.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	20.6
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	10.8
RB	R. White	RB	TB	8.2
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	5.2
WR	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	7.3
TE	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	11.7
R/W/T	R. Woods	WR	HOU	7.4
K	R. Succop	K	TB	1.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		0.0
BN	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	0.0
BN	A. Jones	RB	GB	0.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	12.6
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0

Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (Bronchtein) — 75.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	TB	8.1
RB	D. Henry	RB	TEN	19.0
RB	J. Williams	RB	NO	3.7
WR	D. Metcalf	WR	SEA	15.6
WR	A. St. Brown	WR	DET	10.4
TE	H. Henry	TE	NE	8.5
R/W/T	T. Boyd	WR	CIN	0.0
K	G. Zuerlein	K	NYJ	4.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		6.0
BN	S. Perine	RB	DEN	8.9
BN	D. Hilliard	RB	TEN	0.0
BN	D. Montgomery	RB	DET	0.0
BN	M. Pittman	WR	IND	0.0

Week 15: Cardi Pee on Your Face 86.8 – 84.0 The Gorne Legacy (W) vs Ballard PLAYOFF

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 86.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	35.9
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	8.2
RB	R. White	RB	TB	4.8
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	7.8
WR	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	7.4
TE	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	2.5
R/W/T	R. Woods	WR	HOU	2.2
K	R. Succop	K	TB	5.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		13.0
BN	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	0.0
BN	A. Jones	RB	GB	18.6
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	18.1
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0

The Gorne Legacy (Ballard) — 84.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Jones	QB	NYG	9.9
RB	L. Murray	RB	BUF	20.7
RB	J. Mixon	RB	CIN	7.9
WR	T. Lockett	WR	SEA	10.3
WR	D. Johnson	WR	PIT	15.0
TE	M. Andrews	TE	BAL	4.6
R/W/T	M. Carter	RB	NYJ	3.6
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	5.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		7.0
BN	D. Carter	WR	LV	1.0
BN	K. Williams	RB	LAR	0.7
BN	B. Maher	K	DAL	12.0
BN	Panthers	DEF		1.0

Week 16: Cardi Pee on Your Face 95.4 – 117.7 Pert it in Herbert (L) vs Freundlich PLAYOFF

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 95.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	21.0
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	9.5
RB	R. White	RB	TB	13.3
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	10.2
WR	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	2.6
TE	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	5.8
R/W/T	R. Woods	WR	HOU	5.0
K	R. Succop	K	TB	13.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		15.0
BN	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	0.0
BN	A. Jones	RB	GB	4.4
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	7.4
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0

Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 117.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Herbert	QB	LAC	4.5
RB	J. Conner	RB	ARI	21.5
RB	B.	K	night	1.8
WR	J. Jefferson	WR	MIN	25.3
WR	C. Watson	WR	GB	7.9
TE	G.	K	ittle	27.0
R/W/T	L. Fournette	RB	TB	20.7
K	J. Sanders	K	MIA	8.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		1.0
BN	C. Samuel	WR	WAS	13.9
BN	I. Hodgins	WR	NYG	18.9
BN	T. Allgeier	RB	ATL	13.7
BN	J. Williams	WR	DET	0.0

Week 17: Cardi Pee on Your Face 104.7 – 83.9 L'Ennui de Sohl (W) vs Wright PLAYOFF

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 104.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	0.0
RB	I. Pacheco	RB	KC	11.9
RB	R. White	RB	TB	7.3
WR	A. Cooper	WR	CLE	24.0
WR	J. Palmer	WR	LAC	0.0
TE	D. Schultz	TE	HOU	21.1
R/W/T	R. Woods	WR	HOU	12.4
K	R. Succop	K	TB	3.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		25.0
BN	Z. Ertz	TE	ARI	0.0
BN	A. Jones	RB	GB	12.3
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	0.0
BN	W. Robinson	WR	NYG	0.0

L'Ennui de Sohl (Wright) — 83.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	G. Minshew	QB	IND	12.0
RB	R. Freeman	RB	HOU	5.4
RB	C. Hubbard	RB	CAR	8.0
WR	D. Moore	WR	CHI	20.7
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	15.5
TE	D.	K	nox	0.0
R/W/T	K. Allen	WR	LAC	9.3
K	R. Gould	K	SF	13.0
DEF	Bills	DEF		0.0
BN	C.	K	irk	3.1
BN	T. McLaurin	WR	WAS	4.7
BN	J. Taylor	RB	IND	0.0
BN	T. Lawrence	QB	JAX	3.5
RES	K. Pitts	TE	ATL	0.0