Freundlich — 2022
Pert it in Herbert · Record: 6-8 ยท PPG: 99.8 · 14 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: Pert it in Herbert 111.7 – 98.5 A Meinerz Setback
(W)
vs
Baumann
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 111.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 23.3 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 14.7 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 14.0 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 34.9 |
| WR | E. Moore | WR | CLE | 7.4 |
| TE | N. Fant | TE | SEA | 3.1 |
| R/W/T | K. Toney | WR | KC | 2.3 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 7.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | G. | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cook | RB | BUF | -1.8 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 5.1 |
| BN | J. Dotson | WR | WAS | 16.5 |
A Meinerz Setback (
Baumann) — 98.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 14.2 |
| RB | A. Ekeler | RB | LAC | 9.2 |
| RB | D. Pierce | RB | HOU | 4.4 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 15.6 |
| WR | A. Robinson | WR | PIT | 1.7 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 5.8 |
| R/W/T | A. Dillon | RB | GB | 17.6 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | J. McKinnon | RB | KC | 6.4 |
| BN | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 8.9 |
| BN | A. Lazard | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Bateman | WR | BAL | 12.9 |
Week 2: Pert it in Herbert 93.1 – 115.0 Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa
(L)
vs
Banys
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 93.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 22.5 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 8.4 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 6.1 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 7.8 |
| WR | J. Dotson | WR | WAS | 15.9 |
| TE | T. Hill | TE | NO | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | E. Moore | WR | CLE | 5.0 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 11.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | G. | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Toney | WR | KC | 1.0 |
| BN | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 5.3 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 2.4 |
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (
Banys) — 115.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 42.6 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 5.4 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 11.4 |
| WR | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 4.7 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 8.8 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 6.1 |
| R/W/T | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 26.0 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 9.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 9.4 |
| BN | W. Fuller | WR | Q | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 12.5 |
| RES | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
Week 3: Pert it in Herbert 61.9 – 114.6 Cardi Pee on Your Face
(L)
vs
Sohl
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 61.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 11.6 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 9.5 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 7.2 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 2.9 |
| WR | J. Dotson | WR | WAS | 2.0 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 4.8 |
| R/W/T | E. Moore | WR | CLE | 6.9 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 5.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | C. Beasley | WR | BUF | 2.7 |
| BN | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 6.0 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 4.8 |
Cardi Pee on Your Face (
Sohl) — 114.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 26.7 |
| RB | A. Jones | RB | GB | 4.2 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 12.2 |
| WR | R. Woods | WR | HOU | 10.5 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | CLE | 19.6 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | ARI | 7.5 |
| R/W/T | J. Palmer | WR | LAC | 12.9 |
| K | R. Succop | K | TB | 6.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | D. Schultz | TE | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Tagovailoa | QB | MIA | 11.4 |
| BN | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 0.9 |
| BN | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
Week 4: Pert it in Herbert 123.2 – 87.1 The Gorne Legacy
(W)
vs
Ballard
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 123.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 21.1 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 14.9 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 9.2 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 26.0 |
| WR | J. Dotson | WR | WAS | 11.8 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 3.4 |
| R/W/T | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 5.8 |
| K | G. Gano | K | NYG | 8.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 23.0 | |
| BN | C. Beasley | WR | BUF | 1.0 |
| BN | E. Moore | WR | CLE | 7.0 |
| BN | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 8.8 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
The Gorne Legacy (
Ballard) — 87.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | NO | 11.5 |
| RB | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 15.4 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DEN | 3.2 |
| WR | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 10.1 |
| WR | D. Johnson | WR | PIT | 3.2 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 2.5 |
| R/W/T | R. Penny | RB | PHI | 28.2 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | D. Harris | RB | BUF | 14.9 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 21.6 |
| BN | D. Mooney | WR | CHI | 11.4 |
| BN | J. Tolbert | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
Week 5: Pert it in Herbert 113.7 – 76.8 Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 113.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 14.4 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 30.9 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 6.8 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 24.3 |
| WR | E. Moore | WR | CLE | 1.6 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 5.2 |
| R/W/T | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 4.5 |
| K | G. Gano | K | NYG | 9.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 3.6 |
| BN | M. Boone | RB | HOU | 10.0 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 0.3 |
| BN | J. Dotson | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (
Becker-Parton) — 76.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 16.3 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 18.1 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 7.4 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 22.4 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 4.7 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 2.2 |
| R/W/T | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 4.7 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | -2.0 | |
| BN | M. Mariota | QB | PHI | 18.0 |
| BN | J. McKissic | RB | WAS | 6.2 |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 8.5 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 11.3 |
| RES | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
Week 6: Pert it in Herbert 69.8 – 86.8 The Place Beyond Perine
(L)
vs
Kassel
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 69.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 7.4 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 19.1 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 5.1 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | NYJ | 1.3 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 13.7 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 12.3 |
| R/W/T | M. Boone | RB | HOU | 0.9 |
| K | G. Gano | K | NYG | 6.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 0.8 |
| BN | J. Dotson | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
The Place Beyond Perine (
Kassel) — 86.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Cousins | QB | MIN | 16.5 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 15.4 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 7.5 |
| WR | M. Brown | WR | ARI | 9.3 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 12.9 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 7.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Jeudy | WR | DEN | 6.9 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 10.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 1.2 |
| BN | S. Perine | RB | DEN | 2.6 |
| BN | J. Smith-Schuster | WR | NE | 19.8 |
| BN | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 24.9 |
Week 7: Pert it in Herbert 84.1 – 90.2 L'Ennui de Sohl
(L)
vs
Wright
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 84.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 16.6 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 3.6 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 11.0 |
| WR | C. Claypool | WR | CHI | 6.6 |
| WR | A. Pierce | WR | IND | 5.2 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 18.8 |
| R/W/T | M. Boone | RB | HOU | 2.3 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 15.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | 49ers | DEF | 1.0 | |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
L'Ennui de Sohl (
Wright) — 90.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Mariota | QB | PHI | 12.1 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 12.0 |
| RB | A. Gibson | RB | WAS | 15.2 |
| WR | C. | K | irk | 13.6 |
| WR | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 15.8 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 2.4 |
| R/W/T | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 16.1 |
| K | B. McManus | K | DEN | 2.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Wilson | QB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 2.1 |
| BN | Bills | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 8: Pert it in Herbert 87.4 – 103.2 Cooper Menstrual Kupp
(L)
vs
P. Waxman
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 87.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Winston | QB | NO | 0.0 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 13.3 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 16.0 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 12.8 |
| WR | C. Claypool | WR | CHI | 10.5 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 11.4 |
| R/W/T | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 9.4 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 11.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Blackshear | RB | CAR | 0.1 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (
P. Waxman) — 103.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 14.2 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 33.2 |
| RB | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 15.9 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 0.7 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 19.8 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | NE | 2.7 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 7.7 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 6.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 10.0 |
Week 9: Pert it in Herbert 97.3 – 94.6 Drake London Bridge Is Down
(W)
vs
Waxman
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 97.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 11.1 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 8.5 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 8.9 |
| WR | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 15.6 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 22.0 |
| TE | R. Tonyan | TE | CHI | 4.4 |
| R/W/T | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 12.8 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 7.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | G. | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Claypool | WR | CHI | 2.7 |
| BN | R. Blackshear | RB | CAR | 13.3 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Drake London Bridge Is Down (
Waxman) — 94.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | G. Smith | QB | SEA | 19.8 |
| RB | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 12.6 |
| RB | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 14.5 |
| WR | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 9.5 |
| WR | D. London | WR | ATL | 1.8 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 15.6 |
| R/W/T | D. Singletary | RB | HOU | 6.8 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 8.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Bryant | TE | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Bateman | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
Week 10: Pert it in Herbert 99.6 – 100.9 Muad'Deebo Samuel
(L)
vs
Foote
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 99.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 11.0 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 9.3 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 22.1 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 30.3 |
| WR | C. Claypool | WR | CHI | 1.3 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 2.6 |
| R/W/T | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 5.0 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 6.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 1.8 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 30.7 |
| BN | J. Warren | RB | PIT | 9.2 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Muad'Deebo Samuel (
Foote) — 100.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 30.1 |
| RB | M. Gordon | RB | KC | 9.0 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | WAS | 14.6 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 7.9 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | SF | 6.1 |
| TE | C. | K | met | 21.4 |
| R/W/T | M. Hollins | WR | ATL | 2.8 |
| K | C. York | K | CLE | 5.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | J. McKinnon | RB | KC | 8.8 |
| BN | M. Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC | 13.5 |
| BN | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Moore | WR | ARI | 13.9 |
| RES | J. Dobbins | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
Week 11: Pert it in Herbert 115.1 – 120.2 Zach Wilson Milf Hunter
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 115.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 18.2 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 12.4 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 6.9 |
| WR | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 9.3 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 4.8 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 22.4 |
| R/W/T | C. Watson | WR | GB | 19.1 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 3.0 |
| DEF | Commanders | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Claypool | WR | CHI | 2.1 |
| BN | J. Warren | RB | PIT | 1.4 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (
Bronchtein) — 120.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Z. Wilson | QB | NYJ | 5.7 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 24.4 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 19.6 |
| WR | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 5.2 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 11.5 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 6.5 |
| R/W/T | J. Williams | RB | NO | 24.4 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | NYJ | 3.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | T. Brady | QB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Edwards | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Metcalf | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 10.5 |
Week 12: Pert it in Herbert 117.9 – 139.9 I sell weed to Mike McDaniel
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 117.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 28.8 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 19.5 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 5.4 |
| WR | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 1.3 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 24.8 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 4.1 |
| R/W/T | C. Watson | WR | GB | 19.0 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Commanders | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Claypool | WR | CHI | 6.1 |
| BN | I. Spiller | RB | LAC | 1.0 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (
Valenzuela) — 139.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 29.8 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 45.3 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | PHI | 8.3 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 23.0 |
| WR | G. Davis | WR | BUF | 5.8 |
| TE | G. Dulcich | TE | DEN | 2.1 |
| R/W/T | D. Peoples-Jones | WR | CLE | 2.6 |
| K | J. Sanders | K | MIA | 12.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | D. Foreman | RB | CHI | 11.3 |
| BN | G. Edwards | RB | BAL | 9.2 |
| BN | K. Toney | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Mitchell | RB | SF | 5.3 |
Week 13: Pert it in Herbert 106.2 – 86.0 Travis Etienne That Ass
(W)
vs
Faust
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 106.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 18.1 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 11.1 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 5.2 |
| WR | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 11.6 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 15.1 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | C. Watson | WR | GB | 22.9 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Commanders | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Claypool | WR | CHI | 3.3 |
| BN | B. | K | night | 14.3 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Travis Etienne That Ass (
Faust) — 86.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 4.3 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 24.6 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 6.1 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 25.1 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 1.4 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 1.9 |
| R/W/T | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 3.6 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 9.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 3.7 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 1.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
Week 14: Pert it in Herbert 116.6 – 98.5 Cooper Menstrual Kupp
(W)
vs
P. Waxman
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 116.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 19.5 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 7.6 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 20.4 |
| WR | I. Hodgins | WR | NYG | 13.8 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 27.8 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 4.8 |
| R/W/T | B. | K | night | 14.7 |
| K | J. Sanders | K | MIA | 7.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Williams | WR | DET | 10.6 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (
P. Waxman) — 98.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Jones | QB | NE | 6.3 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 20.2 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 8.8 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 8.6 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 5.2 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 10.8 |
| R/W/T | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 20.6 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NE | 11.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | -0.1 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
Week 16: Pert it in Herbert 117.7 – 95.4 Cardi Pee on Your Face
(W)
vs
Sohl PLAYOFF
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 117.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 4.5 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 21.5 |
| RB | B. | K | night | 1.8 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 25.3 |
| WR | C. Watson | WR | GB | 7.9 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 27.0 |
| R/W/T | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 20.7 |
| K | J. Sanders | K | MIA | 8.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 13.9 |
| BN | I. Hodgins | WR | NYG | 18.9 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 13.7 |
| BN | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Cardi Pee on Your Face (
Sohl) — 95.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 21.0 |
| RB | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 9.5 |
| RB | R. White | RB | TB | 13.3 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | CLE | 10.2 |
| WR | J. Palmer | WR | LAC | 2.6 |
| TE | D. Schultz | TE | HOU | 5.8 |
| R/W/T | R. Woods | WR | HOU | 5.0 |
| K | R. Succop | K | TB | 13.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | Z. Ertz | TE | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Jones | RB | GB | 4.4 |
| BN | T. Tagovailoa | QB | MIA | 7.4 |
| BN | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
Week 17: Pert it in Herbert 77.2 – 66.6 The Place Beyond Perine
(W)
vs
Kassel PLAYOFF
Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 77.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 16.7 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 12.5 |
| RB | B. | K | night | 5.4 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 2.0 |
| WR | C. Watson | WR | GB | 1.6 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 10.3 |
| R/W/T | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 6.7 |
| K | J. Sanders | K | MIA | 3.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 1.1 |
| BN | I. Hodgins | WR | NYG | 12.2 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 16.0 |
| BN | J. Williams | WR | DET | 4.0 |
The Place Beyond Perine (
Kassel) — 66.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Cousins | QB | MIN | 4.9 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 8.5 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 12.1 |
| WR | J. Jeudy | WR | DEN | 7.3 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 16.0 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 2.6 |
| R/W/T | J. Dotson | WR | WAS | 5.2 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 3.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 19.1 |
| BN | J. Smith-Schuster | WR | NE | 3.1 |
| BN | M. Gallup | WR | DAL | 5.4 |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | ARI | 9.1 |