Becker-Parton — 2022
Gold Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa · Record: 8-6 ยท PPG: 108.5 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 138.8 – 118.3 Muad'Deebo Samuel
(W)
vs
Foote
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 138.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lance | QB | SF | 9.0 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 30.4 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 17.5 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 25.3 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 20.5 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 10.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 5.1 |
| K | D. Hopkins | K | LAC | 6.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 21.1 |
| BN | C. Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC | 20.9 |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 3.6 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 0.8 |
Muad'Deebo Samuel (
Foote) — 118.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 34.9 |
| RB | M. Gordon | RB | KC | 6.2 |
| RB | C. Edmonds | RB | TB | 8.5 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | SF | 11.6 |
| WR | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 23.9 |
| TE | C. | K | met | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Thomas | WR | NO | 20.2 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NE | 1.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | M. Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC | 6.1 |
| BN | J. Dobbins | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Fields | QB | CHI | 12.6 |
| BN | R. Moore | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| RES | B. Robinson | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
Week 2: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 89.6 – 96.4 The Gorne Legacy
(L)
vs
Ballard
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 89.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lance | QB | SF | 2.5 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 10.3 |
| RB | C. Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC | 13.8 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 26.3 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 9.4 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 10.2 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 4.1 |
| K | D. Hopkins | K | LAC | 6.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 7.2 |
| BN | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 10.1 |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 7.8 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 2.8 |
The Gorne Legacy (
Ballard) — 96.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | NO | 19.0 |
| RB | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 9.8 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DEN | 9.0 |
| WR | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 15.2 |
| WR | D. Johnson | WR | PIT | 10.7 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 21.2 |
| R/W/T | R. Penny | RB | PHI | 1.5 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | D. Harris | RB | BUF | 15.7 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 13.1 |
| BN | D. Mooney | WR | CHI | 0.1 |
| BN | J. Tolbert | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
Week 3: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 121.9 – 131.1 The Place Beyond Perine
(L)
vs
Kassel
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 121.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Mariota | QB | PHI | 14.6 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 20.6 |
| RB | C. Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC | 12.4 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 14.4 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 17.0 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 5.1 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 21.8 |
| K | D. Hopkins | K | LAC | 4.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 15.1 |
| BN | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 4.9 |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 5.1 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 5.4 |
The Place Beyond Perine (
Kassel) — 131.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Cousins | QB | MIN | 18.3 |
| RB | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 7.6 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 17.3 |
| WR | M. Brown | WR | ARI | 21.0 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 26.9 |
| TE | R. Tonyan | TE | CHI | 6.7 |
| R/W/T | A. | K | amara | 6.3 |
| K | B. McManus | K | DEN | 5.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | J. Smith-Schuster | WR | NE | 11.4 |
| BN | J. Jeudy | WR | DEN | 2.7 |
| BN | C. Claypool | WR | CHI | 6.1 |
| BN | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 25.2 |
Week 4: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 152.3 – 75.7 Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa
(W)
vs
Banys
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 152.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 20.1 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 17.2 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 28.6 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 19.2 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 12.0 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 12.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 11.2 |
| K | D. Hopkins | K | LAC | 10.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 9.8 |
| BN | M. Mariota | QB | PHI | 2.9 |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 9.7 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 13.2 |
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (
Banys) — 75.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 11.1 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 9.1 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 7.4 |
| WR | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 6.6 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 5.7 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 6.7 |
| R/W/T | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 5.1 |
| K | B. Maher | K | DAL | 15.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 9.1 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 14.8 |
| RES | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
Week 5: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 76.8 – 113.7 Pert it in Herbert
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 76.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 16.3 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 18.1 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 7.4 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 22.4 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 4.7 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 2.2 |
| R/W/T | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 4.7 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | -2.0 | |
| BN | M. Mariota | QB | PHI | 18.0 |
| BN | J. McKissic | RB | WAS | 6.2 |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 8.5 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 11.3 |
| RES | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
Pert it in Herbert (
Freundlich) — 113.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 14.4 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 30.9 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 6.8 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 24.3 |
| WR | E. Moore | WR | CLE | 1.6 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 5.2 |
| R/W/T | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 4.5 |
| K | G. Gano | K | NYG | 9.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 3.6 |
| BN | M. Boone | RB | HOU | 10.0 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 0.3 |
| BN | J. Dotson | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Week 6: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 124.4 – 62.6 Zach Wilson Milf Hunter
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 124.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 32.5 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 17.0 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 13.7 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 13.2 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 15.2 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 11.2 |
| R/W/T | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 13.6 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | J. McKissic | RB | WAS | 2.0 |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 4.3 |
| RES | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (
Bronchtein) — 62.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | TB | 13.7 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 8.5 |
| RB | J. | K | elley | 0.0 |
| WR | D. Metcalf | WR | SEA | 4.4 |
| WR | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 19.9 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 1.2 |
| R/W/T | D. Duvernay | WR | BAL | 1.9 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | NYJ | 9.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Williams | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Hilliard | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Week 7: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 112.8 – 94.4 Drake London Bridge Is Down
(W)
vs
Waxman
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 112.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 39.2 |
| RB | J. McKissic | RB | WAS | 0.4 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 15.5 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 4.8 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 15.1 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 11.5 |
| R/W/T | D. Parker | WR | NE | 8.3 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 6.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | C. | K | upp | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| RES | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
Drake London Bridge Is Down (
Waxman) — 94.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 12.3 |
| RB | A. Dillon | RB | GB | 1.5 |
| RB | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 19.8 |
| WR | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 11.8 |
| WR | D. London | WR | ATL | 1.4 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 12.8 |
| R/W/T | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 3.8 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 10.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | G. Smith | QB | SEA | 12.1 |
| BN | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Singletary | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Bateman | WR | BAL | 6.2 |
Week 8: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 120.9 – 93.3 Cardi Pee on Your Face
(W)
vs
Sohl
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 120.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 12.5 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 13.7 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 13.8 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 18.9 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 36.6 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 7.7 |
| R/W/T | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 9.7 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | D. Parker | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | J. McKissic | RB | WAS | 3.5 |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
| RES | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
Cardi Pee on Your Face (
Sohl) — 93.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 15.6 |
| RB | A. Jones | RB | GB | 17.7 |
| RB | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| WR | R. Woods | WR | HOU | 1.6 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | CLE | 18.6 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | ARI | 11.4 |
| R/W/T | D. Schultz | TE | HOU | 10.4 |
| K | R. Succop | K | TB | 10.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | T. Tagovailoa | QB | MIA | 29.2 |
| BN | J. Palmer | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 2.5 |
Week 9: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 119.1 – 146.1 Travis Etienne That Ass
(L)
vs
Faust
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 119.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 19.1 |
| RB | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 17.8 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 15.3 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 22.8 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 13.9 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 8.2 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Carter | WR | LV | 7.8 |
| BN | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
Travis Etienne That Ass (
Faust) — 146.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 19.0 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 25.6 |
| RB | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 26.4 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 23.8 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 17.0 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 20.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 0.3 |
| K | Y. | K | oo | 5.0 |
| DEF | Cardinals | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 1.2 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 12.3 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
Week 10: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 73.6 – 141.7 L'Ennui de Sohl
(L)
vs
Wright
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 73.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Garoppolo | QB | LV | 15.9 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 22.5 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 5.4 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 1.4 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 1.2 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 7.7 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 2.5 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 7.4 |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 5.2 |
| BN | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 13.0 |
L'Ennui de Sohl (
Wright) — 141.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | NO | 17.9 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 23.3 |
| RB | A. Gibson | RB | WAS | 13.3 |
| WR | C. | K | irk | 27.0 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 4.9 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 3.8 |
| R/W/T | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 32.5 |
| K | R. Gould | K | SF | 9.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Wilson | QB | DEN | 13.2 |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 16.8 |
Week 11: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 63.9 – 136.9 Cooper Menstrual Kupp
(L)
vs
P. Waxman
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 63.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 24.7 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 4.5 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 5.3 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 3.5 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 6.5 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 4.9 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 10.8 |
| BN | J. Garoppolo | QB | LV | 25.4 |
| BN | C. | K | upp | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 16.3 |
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (
P. Waxman) — 136.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 19.1 |
| RB | D. Henderson | RB | 0.9 | |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 33.9 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 29.6 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 12.8 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 11.9 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 18.7 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 9.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 2.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 1.3 |
| BN | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
Week 12: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 108.2 – 96.6 A Meinerz Setback
(W)
vs
Baumann
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 108.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 18.0 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 13.2 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 29.5 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 16.6 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 10.6 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 2.7 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 8.6 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 3.0 |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | NYJ | 1.4 |
| BN | V. Jefferson | WR | LAR | 10.4 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 9.2 |
| RES | C. | K | upp | 0.0 |
A Meinerz Setback (
Baumann) — 96.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Mariota | QB | PHI | 12.9 |
| RB | A. Ekeler | RB | LAC | 19.5 |
| RB | D. Pierce | RB | HOU | 3.1 |
| WR | B. Cooks | WR | DAL | 8.6 |
| WR | A. Lazard | WR | NYJ | 3.4 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 12.8 |
| R/W/T | A. Dillon | RB | GB | 16.3 |
| K | G. Gano | K | NYG | 10.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | T. Hill | TE | NO | 2.5 |
| BN | T. Marshall | WR | CAR | 1.3 |
| BN | J. Fields | QB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 2.8 |
Week 13: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 116.0 – 114.0 I sell weed to Mike McDaniel
(W)
vs
Valenzuela
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 116.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 30.0 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 16.6 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 10.8 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 3.7 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 27.9 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 6.0 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 11.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 2.4 |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | NYJ | 11.0 |
| BN | V. Jefferson | WR | LAR | 4.9 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 0.7 |
| RES | C. | K | upp | 0.0 |
I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (
Valenzuela) — 114.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 34.4 |
| RB | G. Edwards | RB | BAL | 1.2 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | PHI | 19.1 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 10.3 |
| WR | G. Davis | WR | BUF | 8.5 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | JAX | 11.5 |
| R/W/T | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 20.0 |
| K | C. Dicker | K | LAC | 8.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | D. Foreman | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Peoples-Jones | WR | CLE | 5.9 |
| BN | K. Toney | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Mason | RB | SF | 5.1 |
Week 14: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 100.7 – 79.0 Travis Etienne That Ass
(W)
vs
Faust
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 100.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 15.6 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 5.8 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 28.0 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 16.0 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 15.0 |
| TE | N. Fant | TE | SEA | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 9.3 |
| K | R. Bullock | K | TEN | 2.0 |
| DEF | Raiders | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | NYJ | 2.0 |
| BN | R. James | WR | NYG | 15.6 |
| RES | C. | K | upp | 0.0 |
Travis Etienne That Ass (
Faust) — 79.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.7 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 28.3 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 3.2 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 16.1 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 4.1 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 5.3 |
| R/W/T | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 4.3 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 6.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 15.3 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
Week 15: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 110.6 – 75.8 Cooper Menstrual Kupp
(W)
vs
P. Waxman PLAYOFF
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 110.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 23.8 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 20.5 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 1.4 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 11.6 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 22.6 |
| TE | C. Okonkwo | TE | TEN | 8.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 11.7 |
| K | R. Bullock | K | TEN | 2.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | R. Burkhead | RB | HOU | 2.7 |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 12.3 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 6.3 |
| BN | Patriots | DEF | 13.0 |
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (
P. Waxman) — 75.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 9.9 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 12.6 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 11.5 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 4.8 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 8.2 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 6.8 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NE | 12.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 3.2 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 8.7 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | QB | NE | 7.5 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
Week 16: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 103.1 – 96.7 Muad'Deebo Samuel
(W)
vs
Foote PLAYOFF
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 103.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 21.5 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 23.3 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 5.6 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 1.1 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 13.3 |
| TE | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 7.8 |
| R/W/T | Z. Moss | RB | IND | 7.5 |
| K | R. Bullock | K | TEN | 2.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 3.6 |
| BN | D. Jackson | RB | IND | 2.4 |
| BN | C. Okonkwo | TE | TEN | 1.5 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 14.2 |
Muad'Deebo Samuel (
Foote) — 96.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 23.8 |
| RB | J. McKinnon | RB | KC | 11.3 |
| RB | J. Dobbins | RB | BAL | 5.9 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 4.4 |
| WR | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 9.9 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | JAX | 14.8 |
| R/W/T | T. Hill | TE | NO | 11.6 |
| K | C. York | K | CLE | 4.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | M. Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Samuel | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | C. | K | met | 5.2 |
| BN | B. Robinson | RB | WAS | 5.8 |
Week 17: Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa 78.0 – 65.9 Drake London Bridge Is Down
(W)
vs
Waxman PLAYOFF
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 78.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 0.0 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 6.3 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 6.1 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 17.7 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 3.9 |
| TE | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 14.7 |
| R/W/T | H. Haskins | RB | TEN | 6.3 |
| K | R. Patterson | K | JAX | 9.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 17.4 |
| BN | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 2.1 |
| BN | Z. Moss | RB | IND | 7.4 |
| BN | D. Jackson | RB | IND | 1.0 |
Drake London Bridge Is Down (
Waxman) — 65.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 12.4 |
| RB | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 5.4 |
| RB | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 6.1 |
| WR | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| WR | D. London | WR | ATL | 7.2 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 7.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Singletary | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| K | G. Gano | K | NYG | 8.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | G. Smith | QB | SEA | 17.1 |
| BN | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 2.6 |
| BN | D. Chark | WR | CAR | 6.6 |
| BN | T. Burks | WR | TEN | 10.6 |