P. Waxman — 2022
Cooper Menstrual Kupp · Record: 8-6 ยท PPG: 106.2 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 87.1 – 108.6 L'Ennui de Sohl
(L)
vs
Wright
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 87.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 2.7 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 3.2 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 0.0 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 25.1 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 22.2 |
| TE | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 9.9 |
| R/W/T | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 2.0 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 9.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 3.6 |
| BN | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 10.8 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 10.2 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 7.6 |
L'Ennui de Sohl (
Wright) — 108.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | DEN | 17.8 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 25.5 |
| RB | A. Gibson | RB | WAS | 16.5 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 8.6 |
| WR | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 12.8 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 2.9 |
| R/W/T | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 6.5 |
| K | M. Prater | K | ARI | 1.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 4.8 |
| BN | C. | K | irk | 14.7 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. White | RB | TB | 3.1 |
Week 2: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 168.7 – 103.3 Drake London Bridge Is Down
(W)
vs
Waxman
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 168.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 16.4 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 17.8 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 7.2 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 8.2 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 38.8 |
| TE | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 14.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 21.3 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 13.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 32.0 | |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 2.9 |
| BN | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 4.6 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 2.3 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 8.5 |
Drake London Bridge Is Down (
Waxman) — 103.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Wentz | QB | WAS | 26.8 |
| RB | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 5.6 |
| RB | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 5.6 |
| WR | B. Cooks | WR | DAL | 7.4 |
| WR | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 16.2 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 7.6 |
| R/W/T | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 16.1 |
| K | M. Gay | K | IND | 7.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Hines | RB | BUF | 5.7 |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 20.6 |
| BN | T. Burks | WR | TEN | 6.7 |
Week 3: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 90.0 – 102.4 The Gorne Legacy
(L)
vs
Ballard
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 90.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 15.1 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 10.5 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 10.1 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 11.7 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 10.9 |
| TE | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 3.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 8.0 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 10.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 10.9 |
| BN | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 29.9 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 0.6 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 19.2 |
The Gorne Legacy (
Ballard) — 102.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | NO | 18.8 |
| RB | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 5.3 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DEN | 7.5 |
| WR | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 12.1 |
| WR | D. Johnson | WR | PIT | 12.4 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 24.9 |
| R/W/T | R. Penny | RB | PHI | 7.4 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 8.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | D. Harris | RB | BUF | 11.6 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 12.7 |
| BN | D. Mooney | WR | CHI | 3.3 |
| BN | J. Tolbert | WR | DAL | 0.9 |
Week 4: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 83.6 – 65.9 The Place Beyond Perine
(W)
vs
Kassel
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 83.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 15.1 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 1.3 |
| RB | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 10.6 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 15.0 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 8.2 |
| TE | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 3.9 |
| R/W/T | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 15.5 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 13.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 8.3 |
| BN | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 1.3 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 8.2 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 14.7 |
The Place Beyond Perine (
Kassel) — 65.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 4.7 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 0.0 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 19.7 |
| WR | J. Jeudy | WR | DEN | 13.3 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 3.2 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 7.2 |
| R/W/T | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 7.8 |
| K | B. McManus | K | DEN | 4.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | K. Cousins | QB | MIN | 11.9 |
| BN | S. Perine | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Smith-Schuster | WR | NE | 7.1 |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | ARI | 17.8 |
Week 5: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 108.8 – 104.8 Zach Wilson Milf Hunter
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 108.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 16.9 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 3.3 |
| RB | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 1.1 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 25.9 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 20.2 |
| TE | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 18.4 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 15.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 5.5 |
| BN | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 14.6 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 2.0 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 13.4 |
Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (
Bronchtein) — 104.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | TB | 19.7 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 26.2 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | NO | 5.6 |
| WR | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 8.4 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 3.8 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 8.1 |
| R/W/T | D. Parker | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | NYJ | 8.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 25.0 | |
| BN | D. Hilliard | RB | TEN | 10.3 |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 16.2 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 10.0 |
| BN | D. Metcalf | WR | SEA | 15.3 |
Week 6: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 77.7 – 116.0 Travis Etienne That Ass
(L)
vs
Faust
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 77.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 11.8 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 6.2 |
| RB | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 7.4 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 25.8 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 2.7 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | JAX | 6.5 |
| R/W/T | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 0.3 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 14.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | D. Adams | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 2.5 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 0.0 |
Travis Etienne That Ass (
Faust) — 116.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 13.9 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 19.3 |
| RB | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 18.0 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 23.7 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 13.9 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 6.0 |
| K | C. Boswell | K | PIT | 10.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 1.2 |
| BN | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 11.8 |
| BN | M. Crosby | K | GB | 4.0 |
| RES | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
Week 7: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 120.2 – 89.6 A Meinerz Setback
(W)
vs
Baumann
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 120.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 15.8 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 11.9 |
| RB | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 15.2 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 13.5 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 18.1 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | JAX | 8.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 26.0 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 10.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 14.1 |
A Meinerz Setback (
Baumann) — 89.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | -0.5 |
| RB | A. Ekeler | RB | LAC | 30.7 |
| RB | C. Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC | 9.2 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 14.1 |
| WR | B. Cooks | WR | DAL | 6.6 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 6.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Pierce | RB | HOU | 13.7 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 5.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | L. Murray | RB | BUF | 9.3 |
| BN | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Hurst | TE | CAR | 7.8 |
| BN | A. Lazard | WR | NYJ | 8.5 |
Week 8: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 103.2 – 87.4 Pert it in Herbert
(W)
vs
Freundlich
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 103.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 14.2 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 33.2 |
| RB | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 15.9 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 0.7 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 19.8 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | NE | 2.7 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 7.7 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 6.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 10.0 |
Pert it in Herbert (
Freundlich) — 87.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Winston | QB | NO | 0.0 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 13.3 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 16.0 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 12.8 |
| WR | C. Claypool | WR | CHI | 10.5 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 11.4 |
| R/W/T | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 9.4 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 11.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Blackshear | RB | CAR | 0.1 |
| RES | J. Williams | WR | DET | 0.0 |
Week 9: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 89.0 – 57.2 Cardi Pee on Your Face
(W)
vs
Sohl
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 89.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 10.6 |
| RB | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 0.6 |
| RB | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 2.3 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 31.6 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 11.8 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | NE | 7.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 10.1 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 7.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 16.9 |
| BN | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
Cardi Pee on Your Face (
Sohl) — 57.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 22.8 |
| RB | A. Jones | RB | GB | 5.5 |
| RB | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 1.4 |
| WR | R. Woods | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | ARI | 12.5 |
| R/W/T | D. Schultz | TE | HOU | 0.0 |
| K | R. Succop | K | TB | 12.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | T. Tagovailoa | QB | MIA | 24.1 |
| BN | J. Palmer | WR | LAC | 14.6 |
| BN | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | R. White | RB | TB | 4.9 |
Week 10: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 110.4 – 120.1 I sell weed to Mike McDaniel
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 110.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 19.4 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 20.3 |
| RB | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 5.7 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 23.1 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 18.8 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 5.6 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 5.5 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 4.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 2.4 |
I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (
Valenzuela) — 120.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 20.8 |
| RB | D. Foreman | RB | CHI | 19.0 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | PHI | 7.7 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 16.1 |
| WR | G. Davis | WR | BUF | 18.3 |
| TE | G. Dulcich | TE | DEN | 1.6 |
| R/W/T | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 19.6 |
| K | G. Gano | K | NYG | 6.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | T. Hill | TE | NO | 0.1 |
| BN | D. Peoples-Jones | WR | CLE | 12.4 |
| BN | K. Toney | WR | KC | 17.0 |
| BN | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 5.4 |
Week 11: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 136.9 – 63.9 Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 136.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 19.1 |
| RB | D. Henderson | RB | 0.9 | |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 33.9 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 29.6 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 12.8 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 11.9 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 18.7 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 9.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 2.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 1.3 |
| BN | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (
Becker-Parton) — 63.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 24.7 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 4.5 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 5.3 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 3.5 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 6.5 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 4.9 |
| K | G. Joseph | K | MIN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | NO | 10.8 |
| BN | J. Garoppolo | QB | LV | 25.4 |
| BN | C. | K | upp | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 16.3 |
Week 12: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 62.4 – 75.7 Muad'Deebo Samuel
(L)
vs
Foote
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 62.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 7.5 |
| RB | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 1.1 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 7.1 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 10.9 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 17.7 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 5.4 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 8.7 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 0.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 3.7 |
| BN | J. Johnson | TE | NO | 0.0 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
Muad'Deebo Samuel (
Foote) — 75.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 17.4 |
| RB | J. McKinnon | RB | KC | 4.1 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | WAS | 19.5 |
| WR | M. Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC | 7.6 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | SF | 5.8 |
| TE | C. | K | met | 4.2 |
| R/W/T | M. Evans | WR | TB | 4.1 |
| K | C. York | K | CLE | 7.0 |
| DEF | Cardinals | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | M. Gordon | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hollins | WR | ATL | 14.3 |
| BN | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Moore | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| RES | J. Dobbins | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
Week 13: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 149.8 – 71.5 Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa
(W)
vs
Banys
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 149.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 13.7 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 23.6 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 18.5 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 33.7 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 18.7 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 9.1 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 8.5 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 10.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 8.8 |
| BN | J. Johnson | TE | NO | 0.0 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (
Banys) — 71.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 1.3 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 16.6 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 9.7 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 7.1 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 0.3 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 6.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | K. Drake | RB | BAL | 5.6 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 2.6 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 6.8 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 20.2 |
Week 14: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 98.5 – 116.6 Pert it in Herbert
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 98.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Jones | QB | NE | 6.3 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 20.2 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 8.8 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 8.6 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 5.2 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 10.8 |
| R/W/T | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 20.6 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NE | 11.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | -0.1 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
Pert it in Herbert (
Freundlich) — 116.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 19.5 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 7.6 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 20.4 |
| WR | I. Hodgins | WR | NYG | 13.8 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 27.8 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 4.8 |
| R/W/T | B. | K | night | 14.7 |
| K | J. Sanders | K | MIA | 7.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Williams | WR | DET | 10.6 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Week 15: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 75.8 – 110.6 Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton PLAYOFF
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 75.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 9.9 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 12.6 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 11.5 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 4.8 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 8.2 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 6.8 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NE | 12.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 3.2 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 8.7 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | QB | NE | 7.5 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (
Becker-Parton) — 110.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 23.8 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 20.5 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 1.4 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 11.6 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 22.6 |
| TE | C. Okonkwo | TE | TEN | 8.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 11.7 |
| K | R. Bullock | K | TEN | 2.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | R. Burkhead | RB | HOU | 2.7 |
| BN | D. Waller | TE | NYG | 12.3 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 6.3 |
| BN | Patriots | DEF | 13.0 |
Week 16: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 76.8 – 66.9 I sell weed to Mike McDaniel
(W)
vs
Valenzuela PLAYOFF
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 76.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 12.3 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 11.0 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 33.7 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 2.5 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 3.6 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 10.1 |
| R/W/T | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 9.6 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NE | -2.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | -4.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 3.7 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | QB | NE | 17.5 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 1.3 |
I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (
Valenzuela) — 66.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| RB | D. Foreman | RB | CHI | 22.5 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 5.5 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 10.3 |
| WR | D. Peoples-Jones | WR | CLE | 0.7 |
| TE | G. Dulcich | TE | DEN | 11.9 |
| R/W/T | D. Swift | RB | PHI | 3.0 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 5.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | G. Edwards | RB | BAL | 9.9 |
| BN | G. Davis | WR | BUF | 10.0 |
| BN | K. Toney | WR | KC | 7.3 |
| BN | Browns | DEF | 3.0 |
Week 17: Cooper Menstrual Kupp 82.5 – 138.8 Travis Etienne That Ass
(L)
vs
Faust PLAYOFF
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 82.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 16.6 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 13.8 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 30.8 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 6.2 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 5.1 |
| R/W/T | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NE | 4.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 0.4 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 12.9 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | QB | NE | 16.3 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 3.1 |
Travis Etienne That Ass (
Faust) — 138.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 21.9 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 28.3 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 21.5 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 13.7 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 6.7 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 11.0 |
| R/W/T | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 14.7 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 11.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 13.9 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 6.0 |