Banys — 2022
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa · Record: 10-4 ยท PPG: 98.6 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 79.3 – 83.2 Drake London Bridge Is Down
(L)
vs
Waxman
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 79.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 19.2 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 5.4 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 9.6 |
| WR | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 11.3 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 5.7 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 1.0 |
| R/W/T | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 7.1 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 1.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 3.7 |
| BN | W. Fuller | WR | Q | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 7.2 |
| RES | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
Drake London Bridge Is Down (
Waxman) — 83.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 3.5 |
| RB | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 12.3 |
| RB | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 3.7 |
| WR | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 9.2 |
| WR | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 3.7 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 22.1 |
| R/W/T | B. Cooks | WR | DAL | 11.7 |
| K | M. Gay | K | IND | 6.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | J. McKissic | RB | WAS | 6.3 |
| BN | N. Hines | RB | BUF | 8.4 |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 9.9 |
| BN | T. Burks | WR | TEN | 7.0 |
Week 2: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 115.0 – 93.1 Pert it in Herbert
(W)
vs
Freundlich
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 115.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 42.6 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 5.4 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 11.4 |
| WR | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 4.7 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 8.8 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 6.1 |
| R/W/T | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 26.0 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 9.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 9.4 |
| BN | W. Fuller | WR | Q | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 12.5 |
| RES | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
Pert it in Herbert (
Freundlich) — 93.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 22.5 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 8.4 |
| RB | J. Conner | RB | ARI | 6.1 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 7.8 |
| WR | J. Dotson | WR | WAS | 15.9 |
| TE | T. Hill | TE | NO | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | E. Moore | WR | CLE | 5.0 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 11.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | G. | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Toney | WR | KC | 1.0 |
| BN | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 5.3 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 2.4 |
Week 3: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 105.4 – 103.7 Travis Etienne That Ass
(W)
vs
Faust
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 105.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 38.4 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 14.0 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 11.6 |
| WR | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 18.5 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 11.4 |
| TE | D. | K | nox | 4.5 |
| R/W/T | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 9.0 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 2.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | -4.0 | |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 1.1 |
| BN | W. Fuller | WR | Q | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 12.2 |
| RES | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
Travis Etienne That Ass (
Faust) — 103.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 13.4 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 12.5 |
| RB | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 19.1 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 4.3 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 13.1 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 10.1 |
| R/W/T | J. Landry | WR | NO | 3.2 |
| K | J. Elliott | K | PHI | 6.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | R. Gage | WR | TB | 18.7 |
| BN | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 2.5 |
| BN | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 9.0 |
Week 4: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 75.7 – 152.3 Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 75.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 11.1 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 9.1 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 7.4 |
| WR | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 6.6 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 5.7 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 6.7 |
| R/W/T | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 5.1 |
| K | B. Maher | K | DAL | 15.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 9.1 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 14.8 |
| RES | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (
Becker-Parton) — 152.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 20.1 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 17.2 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | CAR | 28.6 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 19.2 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 12.0 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 12.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Thielen | WR | CAR | 11.2 |
| K | D. Hopkins | K | LAC | 10.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | C. Patterson | RB | ATL | 9.8 |
| BN | M. Mariota | QB | PHI | 2.9 |
| BN | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 9.7 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | PIT | 13.2 |
Week 5: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 79.9 – 88.4 I sell weed to Mike McDaniel
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 79.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 13.8 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 7.8 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 5.1 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 7.3 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 4.2 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 26.7 |
| K | B. Maher | K | DAL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 18.7 |
| BN | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 4.7 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 2.7 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 20.6 |
| RES | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (
Valenzuela) — 88.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 27.7 |
| RB | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 19.7 |
| RB | D. Henderson | RB | 5.0 | |
| WR | C. Samuel | WR | WAS | 9.2 |
| WR | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 7.8 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 0.7 |
| R/W/T | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 9.3 |
| K | Y. | K | oo | 1.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | C. Davis | WR | NYJ | 4.8 |
| BN | G. Davis | WR | BUF | 30.6 |
| BN | D. Swift | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Doubs | WR | GB | 4.4 |
| RES | E. Mitchell | RB | SF | 0.0 |
Week 6: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 104.9 – 84.2 Cardi Pee on Your Face
(W)
vs
Sohl
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 104.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 15.1 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 15.1 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 11.9 |
| WR | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 8.0 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 24.3 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 5.4 |
| R/W/T | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 19.1 |
| K | B. Maher | K | DAL | 5.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 5.3 |
| BN | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 9.6 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 6.7 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 1.3 |
| RES | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
Cardi Pee on Your Face (
Sohl) — 84.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 26.4 |
| RB | A. Jones | RB | GB | 5.9 |
| RB | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 2.8 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | CLE | 12.4 |
| WR | J. Palmer | WR | LAC | 10.2 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | ARI | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | D. Schultz | TE | HOU | 0.0 |
| K | R. Succop | K | TB | 14.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | R. Woods | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Tagovailoa | QB | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 11.2 |
Week 7: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 89.0 – 85.7 Muad'Deebo Samuel
(W)
vs
Foote
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 89.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 10.7 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 9.5 |
| RB | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 13.2 |
| WR | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 10.4 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 11.7 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 8.8 |
| R/W/T | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 17.7 |
| K | B. Maher | K | DAL | 6.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 15.3 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 8.8 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 4.4 |
| BN | Eagles | DEF | 0.0 |
Muad'Deebo Samuel (
Foote) — 85.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 25.9 |
| RB | M. Gordon | RB | KC | 6.0 |
| RB | C. Edmonds | RB | TB | 1.7 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | SF | 6.9 |
| WR | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 29.0 |
| TE | C. | K | met | 4.2 |
| R/W/T | J. Dobbins | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NE | 2.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | M. Thomas | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC | 12.6 |
| BN | J. Fields | QB | CHI | 22.4 |
| BN | R. Moore | WR | ARI | 3.6 |
| RES | B. Robinson | RB | WAS | 9.6 |
Week 8: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 126.6 – 93.7 A Meinerz Setback
(W)
vs
Baumann
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 126.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 21.8 |
| RB | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 4.5 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 9.0 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 27.9 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 17.1 |
| TE | I. Smith | TE | CIN | 4.8 |
| R/W/T | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 16.5 |
| K | B. Maher | K | DAL | 7.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 18.0 | |
| BN | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 5.0 |
| BN | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 14.5 |
A Meinerz Setback (
Baumann) — 93.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 18.1 |
| RB | L. Murray | RB | BUF | 12.4 |
| RB | D. Pierce | RB | HOU | 12.6 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 15.3 |
| WR | B. Cooks | WR | DAL | 9.3 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 9.5 |
| R/W/T | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 7.5 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 0.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | A. Ekeler | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Hurst | TE | CAR | 6.2 |
| BN | A. Lazard | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC | 0.0 |
Week 9: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 83.7 – 69.2 L'Ennui de Sohl
(W)
vs
Wright
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 83.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 17.5 |
| RB | N. Hines | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
| RB | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 14.7 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 11.6 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 13.9 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 6.1 |
| R/W/T | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 4.9 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 7.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 6.5 |
| BN | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 0.0 |
L'Ennui de Sohl (
Wright) — 69.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 10.5 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 10.2 |
| RB | A. Gibson | RB | WAS | 5.7 |
| WR | C. | K | irk | 17.6 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 3.4 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 3.7 |
| R/W/T | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 8.1 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 3.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | R. Wilson | QB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Toney | WR | KC | 2.2 |
Week 10: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 101.4 – 99.9 Zach Wilson Milf Hunter
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 101.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 21.0 |
| RB | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 1.7 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 9.9 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 14.8 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 9.4 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 3.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 21.3 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 12.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 10.8 |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (
Bronchtein) — 99.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | TB | 15.0 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 7.7 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | NO | 11.9 |
| WR | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 8.8 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 17.1 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 11.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Metcalf | WR | SEA | 10.1 |
| K | J. Sanders | K | MIA | 7.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Edwards | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Hilliard | RB | TEN | 1.3 |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 4.9 |
Week 11: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 126.2 – 75.1 The Place Beyond Perine
(W)
vs
Kassel
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 126.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 14.5 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 17.2 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 25.6 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 13.6 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 15.0 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | K. Drake | RB | BAL | 6.3 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 21.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 2.2 |
The Place Beyond Perine (
Kassel) — 75.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Cousins | QB | MIN | 2.2 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 10.9 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 8.2 |
| WR | A. Robinson | WR | PIT | 12.7 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 10.8 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 2.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Gallup | WR | DAL | 5.6 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 14.0 |
| DEF | Raiders | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 6.4 |
| BN | J. Smith-Schuster | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jeudy | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| RES | M. Brown | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
Week 12: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 118.7 – 75.6 The Gorne Legacy
(W)
vs
Ballard
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 118.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 23.1 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 16.0 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 10.4 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 16.7 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 9.0 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 5.8 |
| R/W/T | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 11.7 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 7.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | K. Drake | RB | BAL | 0.2 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 22.0 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 11.1 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 23.9 |
The Gorne Legacy (
Ballard) — 75.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 14.5 |
| RB | R. Jones | RB | DAL | 3.9 |
| RB | M. Carter | RB | NYJ | 4.6 |
| WR | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 14.3 |
| WR | D. Mooney | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 9.0 |
| R/W/T | L. Murray | RB | BUF | 10.3 |
| K | B. Maher | K | DAL | 4.0 |
| DEF | Panthers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | L. Thomas | TE | WAS | 1.2 |
| BN | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Johnson | WR | PIT | 7.4 |
| BN | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 15.0 |
Week 13: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 71.5 – 149.8 Cooper Menstrual Kupp
(L)
vs
P. Waxman
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 71.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 1.3 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 16.6 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 9.7 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| WR | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 7.1 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 0.3 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 6.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | K. Drake | RB | BAL | 5.6 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 2.6 |
| BN | K. Gainwell | RB | PHI | 6.8 |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 20.2 |
Cooper Menstrual Kupp (
P. Waxman) — 149.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 13.7 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 23.6 |
| RB | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 18.5 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LV | 33.7 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 18.7 |
| TE | P. Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 9.1 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 8.5 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 10.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 8.8 |
| BN | J. Johnson | TE | NO | 0.0 |
| RES | K. Herbert | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
Week 14: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 103.8 – 84.5 The Gorne Legacy
(W)
vs
Ballard
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 103.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 26.1 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 15.6 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 12.0 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 9.4 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 10.8 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 5.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 2.6 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 8.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | K. Drake | RB | BAL | 1.2 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 17.7 |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 12.7 |
The Gorne Legacy (
Ballard) — 84.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 19.4 |
| RB | L. Murray | RB | BUF | 4.6 |
| RB | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 11.6 |
| WR | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 14.5 |
| WR | D. Johnson | WR | PIT | 11.2 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 2.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Carter | RB | NYJ | 1.5 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. Carter | WR | LV | 0.5 |
| BN | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 3.4 |
| BN | B. Maher | K | DAL | 11.0 |
| BN | Panthers | DEF | 7.0 |
Week 15: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 92.2 – 111.1 Zach Wilson Milf Hunter
(L)
vs
Bronchtein PLAYOFF
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 92.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 14.1 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 14.1 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 14.6 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 9.5 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 11.8 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 6.2 |
| R/W/T | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 2.9 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 6.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | K. Drake | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 31.9 |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 0.0 |
Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (
Bronchtein) — 111.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | TB | 14.6 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 24.3 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 22.6 |
| WR | D. Metcalf | WR | SEA | 9.0 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 11.7 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | NE | 1.9 |
| R/W/T | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 14.0 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | NYJ | 5.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 12.0 |
| BN | S. Perine | RB | DEN | 2.9 |
| BN | J. Williams | RB | NO | 3.3 |
Week 16: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 76.3 – 93.4 Travis Etienne That Ass
(L)
vs
Faust PLAYOFF
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 76.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 25.7 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 12.6 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 12.5 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.9 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 3.0 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 10.6 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 2.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | K. Drake | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 1.6 |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 10.5 |
Travis Etienne That Ass (
Faust) — 93.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 10.8 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 12.8 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 12.7 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 12.3 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 22.8 |
| TE | T. Conklin | TE | NYJ | 5.4 |
| R/W/T | I. McKenzie | WR | IND | 0.6 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 4.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | LV | 17.3 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 11.5 |
| RES | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 8.2 |
Week 17: Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa 88.9 – 91.0 I sell weed to Mike McDaniel
(L)
vs
Valenzuela PLAYOFF
Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 88.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 22.4 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 9.7 |
| RB | N. Harris | RB | PIT | 19.3 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 3.3 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAC | 9.0 |
| R/W/T | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 22.2 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 0.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | K. Drake | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Jones | WR | JAX | 3.9 |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Wilson | RB | MIA | 9.1 |
I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (
Valenzuela) — 91.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| RB | D. Foreman | RB | CHI | 3.5 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 17.5 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 16.5 |
| WR | D. Peoples-Jones | WR | CLE | 7.8 |
| TE | G. Dulcich | TE | DEN | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | D. Swift | RB | PHI | 25.7 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 10.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | G. Edwards | RB | BAL | 0.2 |
| BN | G. Davis | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Toney | WR | KC | 7.1 |
| BN | Browns | DEF | 13.0 |