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Kassel — 2022

The Place Beyond Perine · Record: 6-8 ยท PPG: 94.2 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: The Place Beyond Perine 98.682.8 The Gorne Legacy (W) vs Ballard

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 98.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 19.1
RB A. K amara 6.1
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 14.8
WR M. Brown WR ARI 12.3
WR D. Smith WR PHI 0.0
TE R. Tonyan TE CHI 5.1
R/W/T J. Jeudy WR DEN 18.2
K B. McManus K DEN 10.0
DEF Titans DEF 13.0
BN K. Hunt RB CLE 21.0
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 8.9
BN C. Claypool WR CHI 7.4
BN T. Lawrence QB JAX 12.4

The Gorne Legacy (Ballard) — 82.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Carr QB NO 10.8
RB J. Mixon RB CIN 18.0
RB J. Williams RB DEN 14.3
WR D. Johnson WR PIT 9.0
WR D. Mooney WR CHI 1.3
TE M. Andrews TE BAL 7.7
R/W/T R. Penny RB PHI 7.7
K J. Tucker K BAL 6.0
DEF Colts DEF 8.0
BN T. Lockett WR SEA 4.3
BN D. Harris RB BUF 6.8
BN D. Jones QB NYG 15.0
BN J. Tolbert WR DAL 0.0
Week 2: The Place Beyond Perine 79.197.0 I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (L) vs Valenzuela

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 79.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 5.8
RB K. Hunt RB CLE 8.4
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 30.8
WR J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 2.5
WR J. Jeudy WR DEN 1.7
TE R. Tonyan TE CHI 2.1
R/W/T M. Brown WR ARI 9.8
K B. McManus K DEN 12.0
DEF Bengals DEF 6.0
BN A. K amara 0.0
BN C. Claypool WR CHI 4.6
BN T. Lawrence QB JAX 18.5
BN D. Smith WR PHI 11.5

I sell weed to Mike McDaniel (Valenzuela) — 97.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 32.0
RB D. Henderson RB 10.7
RB D. Swift RB PHI 15.7
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 11.6
WR R. Doubs WR GB 3.7
TE J. Smith TE ATL 0.0
R/W/T J. Wilson RB MIA 11.3
K Y. K oo 5.0
DEF Browns DEF 7.0
BN J. Jones WR TB 0.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 0.0
BN G. Davis WR BUF 0.0
BN M. Carter RB NYJ 7.5
RES E. Mitchell RB SF 0.0
Week 3: The Place Beyond Perine 131.1121.9 Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (W) vs Becker-Parton

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 131.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 18.3
RB K. Hunt RB CLE 7.6
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 17.3
WR M. Brown WR ARI 21.0
WR D. Smith WR PHI 26.9
TE R. Tonyan TE CHI 6.7
R/W/T A. K amara 6.3
K B. McManus K DEN 5.0
DEF Bengals DEF 22.0
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 11.4
BN J. Jeudy WR DEN 2.7
BN C. Claypool WR CHI 6.1
BN T. Lawrence QB JAX 25.2

Steve Hauschka's Gutter Samosa (Becker-Parton) — 121.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Mariota QB PHI 14.6
RB S. Barkley RB NYG 20.6
RB C. Edwards-Helaire RB KC 12.4
WR C. K upp 14.4
WR A. Brown WR PHI 17.0
TE P. Freiermuth TE PIT 5.1
R/W/T C. Patterson RB ATL 21.8
K D. Hopkins K LAC 4.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 12.0
BN A. Thielen WR CAR 15.1
BN M. Sanders RB CAR 4.9
BN N. Collins WR HOU 5.1
BN G. Pickens WR PIT 5.4
Week 4: The Place Beyond Perine 65.983.6 Cooper Menstrual Kupp (L) vs P. Waxman

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 65.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 4.7
RB A. K amara 0.0
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 19.7
WR J. Jeudy WR DEN 13.3
WR D. Smith WR PHI 3.2
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 7.2
R/W/T K. Hunt RB CLE 7.8
K B. McManus K DEN 4.0
DEF Bengals DEF 6.0
BN K. Cousins QB MIN 11.9
BN S. Perine RB DEN 0.0
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 7.1
BN M. Brown WR ARI 17.8

Cooper Menstrual Kupp (P. Waxman) — 83.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB NYJ 15.1
RB C. Akers RB LAR 1.3
RB K. Herbert RB CHI 10.6
WR D. Adams WR LV 15.0
WR S. Diggs WR BUF 8.2
TE D. Waller TE NYG 3.9
R/W/T M. Williams WR LAC 15.5
K D. Carlson K LV 13.0
DEF Buccaneers DEF 1.0
BN A. Mattison RB MIN 8.3
BN T. Pollard RB DAL 1.3
BN K. Gainwell RB PHI 8.2
BN C. Olave WR NO 14.7
Week 5: The Place Beyond Perine 130.185.3 Travis Etienne That Ass (W) vs Faust

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 130.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 21.2
RB A. K amara 20.4
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 25.4
WR J. Jeudy WR DEN 6.8
WR D. Smith WR PHI 13.7
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 11.8
R/W/T M. Brown WR ARI 17.8
K B. McManus K DEN 9.0
DEF Bengals DEF 4.0
BN K. Hunt RB CLE 13.2
BN S. Perine RB DEN 7.6
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 4.8
BN T. Lawrence QB JAX 8.3

Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 85.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Murray QB ARI 15.2
RB C. McCaffrey RB SF 19.9
RB J. Robinson RB NE 4.9
WR T. Hill WR MIA 9.5
WR J. Waddle WR MIA 3.8
TE D. Goedert TE PHI 13.5
R/W/T H. Renfrow WR LV 4.5
K M. Crosby K GB 8.0
DEF Titans DEF 6.0
BN J. Landry WR NO 0.0
BN R. Gage WR TB 5.0
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 0.0
BN T. Etienne RB JAX 12.9
Week 6: The Place Beyond Perine 86.869.8 Pert it in Herbert (W) vs Freundlich

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 86.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 16.5
RB A. K amara 15.4
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 7.5
WR M. Brown WR ARI 9.3
WR D. Smith WR PHI 12.9
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 7.3
R/W/T J. Jeudy WR DEN 6.9
K H. Butker K KC 10.0
DEF Bengals DEF 1.0
BN K. Hunt RB CLE 1.2
BN S. Perine RB DEN 2.6
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 19.8
BN T. Lawrence QB JAX 24.9

Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 69.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Herbert QB LAC 7.4
RB L. Fournette RB TB 19.1
RB T. Allgeier RB ATL 5.1
WR R. Cobb WR NYJ 1.3
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 13.7
TE G. K ittle 12.3
R/W/T M. Boone RB HOU 0.9
K G. Gano K NYG 6.0
DEF 49ers DEF 4.0
BN O. Beckham WR BAL 0.0
BN J. Conner RB ARI 0.0
BN J. Cook RB BUF 0.8
BN J. Dotson WR WAS 0.0
RES J. Williams WR DET 0.0
Week 7: The Place Beyond Perine 106.093.3 Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (W) vs Bronchtein

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 106.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 18.7
RB A. K amara 14.0
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 17.7
WR J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 21.9
WR M. Gallup WR DAL 0.0
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 10.6
R/W/T J. Jeudy WR DEN 13.1
K H. Butker K KC 6.0
DEF Bengals DEF 4.0
BN K. Cousins QB MIN 0.0
BN K. Hunt RB CLE 7.3
BN S. Perine RB DEN 1.8
BN D. Smith WR PHI 0.0
RES M. Brown WR ARI 0.0

Zach Wilson Milf Hunter (Bronchtein) — 93.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB TB 11.7
RB D. Henry RB TEN 15.3
RB D. Montgomery RB DET 12.2
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 1.7
WR M. Pittman WR IND 6.8
TE R. Tonyan TE CHI 4.7
R/W/T A. St. Brown WR DET 0.9
K G. Zuerlein K NYJ 10.0
DEF Cowboys DEF 30.0
BN T. Higbee TE LAR 0.0
BN J. Williams RB NO 6.8
BN G. Edwards RB BAL 18.6
BN D. Hilliard RB TEN 0.4
Week 8: The Place Beyond Perine 141.365.2 Muad'Deebo Samuel (W) vs Foote

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 141.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 23.5
RB A. K amara 38.3
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 24.9
WR J. Jeudy WR DEN 15.3
WR D. Smith WR PHI 4.8
TE M. Gesicki TE NE 11.3
R/W/T R. Mostert RB MIA 7.2
K J. Sanders K MIA 7.0
DEF Commanders DEF 9.0
BN K. Hunt RB CLE 9.2
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 0.0
BN M. Gallup WR DAL 6.9
BN H. Butker K KC 0.0
RES M. Brown WR ARI 0.0

Muad'Deebo Samuel (Foote) — 65.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Fields QB CHI 26.0
RB M. Gordon RB KC 12.7
RB C. Edmonds RB TB 1.4
WR D. Samuel WR SF 0.0
WR J. Chase WR CIN 0.0
TE C. K met 8.1
R/W/T J. Dobbins RB BAL 0.0
K N. Folk K NE 18.0
DEF Bears DEF -1.0
BN M. Thomas WR NO 0.0
BN P. Mahomes QB KC 0.0
BN M. Valdes-Scantling WR KC 0.0
BN R. Moore WR ARI 19.9
RES B. Robinson RB WAS 2.0
Week 9: The Place Beyond Perine 61.093.2 A Meinerz Setback (L) vs Baumann

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 61.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 15.4
RB R. Mostert RB MIA 8.6
RB A. K amara 7.7
WR J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 13.8
WR D. Smith WR PHI 3.2
TE E. Engram TE JAX 1.3
R/W/T D. Duvernay WR BAL 1.0
K H. Butker K KC 5.0
DEF Commanders DEF 5.0
BN K. Hunt RB CLE 0.0
BN M. Gallup WR DAL 0.0
BN N. Chubb RB CLE 0.0
BN J. Jeudy WR DEN 0.0
RES M. Brown WR ARI 0.0

A Meinerz Setback (Baumann) — 93.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Mariota QB PHI 7.6
RB A. Ekeler RB LAC 20.6
RB C. Edwards-Helaire RB KC 2.4
WR M. Evans WR TB 6.5
WR A. Lazard WR NYJ 16.7
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 11.5
R/W/T D. Pierce RB HOU 13.9
K E. McPherson K CIN 6.0
DEF Bengals DEF 8.0
BN B. Cooks WR DAL 0.0
BN J. Goff QB DET 10.4
BN A. Dillon RB GB 5.4
BN A. Pierce WR IND 2.8
Week 10: The Place Beyond Perine 66.071.2 Cardi Pee on Your Face (L) vs Sohl

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 66.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 13.5
RB A. K amara 6.0
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 13.6
WR J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 4.3
WR J. Jeudy WR DEN 0.0
TE E. Engram TE JAX 2.9
R/W/T R. Mostert RB MIA 16.7
K H. Butker K KC 2.0
DEF Raiders DEF 7.0
BN K. Hunt RB CLE 2.4
BN D. Njoku TE CLE 0.0
BN M. Gallup WR DAL 5.5
BN D. Smith WR PHI 10.9
RES M. Brown WR ARI 0.0

Cardi Pee on Your Face (Sohl) — 71.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 17.6
RB A. Jones RB GB 22.6
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 6.2
WR A. Cooper WR CLE 4.7
WR J. Palmer WR LAC 5.9
TE Z. Ertz TE ARI 1.7
R/W/T W. Robinson WR NYG 2.5
K R. Succop K TB 3.0
DEF Packers DEF 7.0
BN R. Woods WR HOU 2.0
BN D. Schultz TE HOU 14.4
BN T. Tagovailoa QB MIA 23.4
BN R. White RB TB 10.5
Week 11: The Place Beyond Perine 75.1126.2 Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (L) vs Banys

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 75.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 2.2
RB A. K amara 10.9
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 8.2
WR A. Robinson WR PIT 12.7
WR D. Smith WR PHI 10.8
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 2.7
R/W/T M. Gallup WR DAL 5.6
K H. Butker K KC 14.0
DEF Raiders DEF 8.0
BN R. Mostert RB MIA 0.0
BN K. Hunt RB CLE 6.4
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 0.0
BN J. Jeudy WR DEN 0.0
RES M. Brown WR ARI 0.0

Nick Bosa's Samosa Famosa (Banys) — 126.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB L. Jackson QB BAL 14.5
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 17.2
RB N. Harris RB PIT 25.6
WR D. Hopkins WR ARI 13.6
WR B. Aiyuk WR SF 15.0
TE G. Everett TE LAC 0.0
R/W/T K. Drake RB BAL 6.3
K T. Bass K BUF 21.0
DEF 49ers DEF 13.0
BN Z. Jones WR JAX 0.0
BN J. Wilson RB MIA 0.0
BN K. Gainwell RB PHI 0.0
BN G. Wilson WR NYJ 2.2
Week 12: The Place Beyond Perine 93.9101.7 Drake London Bridge Is Down (L) vs Waxman

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 93.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 20.9
RB A. K amara 4.0
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 19.7
WR J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 5.3
WR D. Smith WR PHI 7.0
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 11.4
R/W/T K. Hunt RB CLE 2.6
K H. Butker K KC 14.0
DEF Vikings DEF 9.0
BN A. Robinson WR PIT 0.0
BN R. Mostert RB MIA 0.0
BN M. Gallup WR DAL 8.8
BN J. Jeudy WR DEN 0.0
RES M. Brown WR ARI 7.6

Drake London Bridge Is Down (Waxman) — 101.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Prescott QB DAL 12.8
RB D. Cook RB MIN 7.6
RB R. Stevenson RB NE 15.7
WR C. Sutton WR DEN 10.5
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 20.9
TE T. K elce 13.7
R/W/T D. Singletary RB HOU 8.5
K D. Carlson K LV 10.0
DEF Patriots DEF 2.0
BN G. Smith QB SEA 18.3
BN P. Campbell WR NYG 2.4
BN D. London WR ATL 3.9
BN T. Burks WR TEN 9.0
Week 13: The Place Beyond Perine 76.4108.4 L'Ennui de Sohl (L) vs Wright

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 76.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 11.8
RB A. K amara 4.7
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 8.0
WR J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 5.0
WR D. Smith WR PHI 18.7
TE F. Moreau TE LV 3.7
R/W/T J. Jeudy WR DEN 8.5
K H. Butker K KC 6.0
DEF Rams DEF 10.0
BN R. Mostert RB MIA 3.0
BN D. Njoku TE CLE 0.0
BN M. Gallup WR DAL 16.3
BN M. Brown WR ARI 0.0

L'Ennui de Sohl (Wright) — 108.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 16.4
RB J. Taylor RB IND 11.8
RB A. Gibson RB WAS 6.9
WR K. Allen WR LAC 17.8
WR C. K irk 13.4
TE H. Hurst TE CAR 2.2
R/W/T C. Lamb WR DAL 17.9
K R. Gould K SF 15.0
DEF Bills DEF 7.0
BN D. Carr QB NO 15.0
BN D. Moore WR CHI 0.0
BN T. McLaurin WR WAS 20.5
BN K. Ingram RB ARI 0.0
RES K. Pitts TE ATL 0.0
Week 14: The Place Beyond Perine 107.6121.7 Muad'Deebo Samuel (L) vs Foote

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 107.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 25.0
RB R. Mostert RB MIA 4.9
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 6.9
WR J. Jeudy WR DEN 29.3
WR D. Smith WR PHI 14.9
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 15.2
R/W/T M. Brown WR ARI 5.4
K H. Butker K KC 10.0
DEF Titans DEF -4.0
BN A. K amara 0.0
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 17.9
BN M. Gallup WR DAL 5.0
BN F. Moreau TE LV 0.0

Muad'Deebo Samuel (Foote) — 121.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Mahomes QB KC 16.8
RB J. McKinnon RB KC 28.9
RB J. Dobbins RB BAL 18.0
WR M. Valdes-Scantling WR KC 2.5
WR D. Samuel WR SF 12.4
TE E. Engram TE JAX 33.7
R/W/T M. Evans WR TB 6.4
K C. York K CLE 4.0
DEF Vikings DEF -1.0
BN C. K met 0.0
BN J. Chase WR CIN 23.5
BN R. Moore WR ARI 0.0
BN B. Robinson RB WAS 0.0
Week 15: The Place Beyond Perine 101.890.9 A Meinerz Setback (W) vs Baumann PLAYOFF

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 101.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 30.4
RB R. Mostert RB MIA 16.1
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 9.9
WR J. Jeudy WR DEN 11.1
WR D. Smith WR PHI 15.1
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 4.3
R/W/T M. Brown WR ARI 3.9
K H. Butker K KC 3.0
DEF Titans DEF 8.0
BN A. K amara 11.4
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 11.8
BN M. Gallup WR DAL 0.7
BN F. Moreau TE LV 3.0

A Meinerz Setback (Baumann) — 90.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Fields QB CHI 23.6
RB A. Ekeler RB LAC 14.0
RB A. Dillon RB GB 20.6
WR A. Lazard WR NYJ 1.2
WR D. Slayton WR NYG 4.8
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 6.8
R/W/T J. Cook RB BUF 10.9
K E. McPherson K CIN 8.0
DEF Jets DEF 1.0
BN B. Cooks WR DAL 0.0
BN C. Moore WR TEN 6.2
BN T. Huntley QB BAL 4.0
BN D. Pierce RB HOU 0.0
Week 16: The Place Beyond Perine 125.9107.7 L'Ennui de Sohl (W) vs Wright PLAYOFF

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 125.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 24.2
RB A. K amara 18.0
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 10.7
WR J. Jeudy WR DEN 14.7
WR D. Smith WR PHI 27.3
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 2.4
R/W/T J. Dotson WR WAS 16.6
K H. Butker K KC 6.0
DEF Titans DEF 6.0
BN R. Mostert RB MIA 3.9
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 4.2
BN M. Gallup WR DAL 11.6
BN M. Brown WR ARI 7.3

L'Ennui de Sohl (Wright) — 107.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 18.3
RB J. Taylor RB IND 0.0
RB A. Gibson RB WAS 4.1
WR C. K irk 4.1
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 29.0
TE D. K nox 11.3
R/W/T K. Allen WR LAC 15.9
K R. Gould K SF 13.0
DEF Bills DEF 12.0
BN M. Breida RB NYG 0.9
BN D. Moore WR CHI 17.6
BN T. McLaurin WR WAS 15.7
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 12.5
RES K. Pitts TE ATL 0.0
Week 17: The Place Beyond Perine 66.677.2 Pert it in Herbert (L) vs Freundlich PLAYOFF

The Place Beyond Perine (Kassel) — 66.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB MIN 4.9
RB A. K amara 8.5
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 12.1
WR J. Jeudy WR DEN 7.3
WR D. Smith WR PHI 16.0
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 2.6
R/W/T J. Dotson WR WAS 5.2
K H. Butker K KC 3.0
DEF Titans DEF 7.0
BN R. Mostert RB MIA 19.1
BN J. Smith-Schuster WR NE 3.1
BN M. Gallup WR DAL 5.4
BN M. Brown WR ARI 9.1

Pert it in Herbert (Freundlich) — 77.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Herbert QB LAC 16.7
RB J. Conner RB ARI 12.5
RB B. K night 5.4
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 2.0
WR C. Watson WR GB 1.6
TE G. K ittle 10.3
R/W/T L. Fournette RB TB 6.7
K J. Sanders K MIA 3.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 19.0
BN C. Samuel WR WAS 1.1
BN I. Hodgins WR NYG 12.2
BN T. Allgeier RB ATL 16.0
BN J. Williams WR DET 4.0