The Arian Brotherhood · Record: 9-4 · PPG: 102.4 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: The Arian Brotherhood 126.1 – 102.3 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (W) vs Wood

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 126.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	20.0
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	24.9
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	12.5
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	28.2
WR	R. White	WR	ATL	1.9
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	4.9
R/W/T	W. Welker	WR	DEN	16.7
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	12.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		5.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	8.9
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	2.3
BN	V. Brown	WR	LAC	7.3
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	4.0
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	6.6
BN	Steelers	DEF		4.0
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 102.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	20.5
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	13.1
RB	L. Miller	RB	MIA	1.0
WR	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	16.4
WR	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	14.6
TE	E. Dickson	TE	BAL	1.3
R/W/T	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	17.4
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	11.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		7.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	18.5
BN	S. Greene	RB	TEN	1.8
BN	D. Moore	WR	LV	10.3
BN	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	5.6
BN	M. Bush	RB	CHI	1.5
BN	C. Ivory	RB	NYJ	1.5

Week 2: The Arian Brotherhood 103.7 – 75.7 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (W) vs Freundlich

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 103.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	17.2
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	16.7
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	7.4
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	4.1
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	9.9
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	10.4
R/W/T	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	8.0
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	14.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		16.0
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	1.5
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	2.1
BN	V. Brown	WR	LAC	2.6
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	17.5
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	17.7
BN	Steelers	DEF		1.0
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 75.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Griffin	QB	WAS	22.9
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	8.7
RB	D. Wilson	RB	NYG	1.7
WR	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	8.3
WR	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	9.3
TE	V. Davis	TE	SF	2.0
R/W/T	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	2.8
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	12.0
DEF	Falcons	DEF		8.0
BN	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	17.1
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	2.8
BN	D. Heyward-Bey	WR	IND	1.0
BN	K. Hunter	RB	SF	-0.7
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	29.9
BN	C. Givens	WR	LAR	10.5
RES	A. Brown	RB	NYG	0.0

Week 3: The Arian Brotherhood 128.5 – 84.1 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (W) vs Banys

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 128.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	21.6
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	21.8
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	26.3
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	10.6
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	14.4
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	11.5
R/W/T	T. Austin	WR	LAR	3.3
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	7.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		12.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	6.9
BN	E. Royal	WR	LAC	3.4
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	0.6
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	1.6
BN	C. Fleener	TE	IND	1.3
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	6.0
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 84.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	29.4
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	17.1
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	11.5
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	8.3
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	6.7
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	1.0
R/W/T	J. Finley	TE	GB	0.0
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	9.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		1.0
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	4.4
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	10.9
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	2.2
BN	K. Williams	WR	KC	1.2
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	9.5
BN	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	0.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Week 4: The Arian Brotherhood 90.6 – 114.0 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (L) vs Waxman

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 90.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	16.5
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	9.4
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	9.2
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	5.1
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	19.6
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	19.6
R/W/T	E. Royal	WR	LAC	4.2
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	3.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		4.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	1.3
BN	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	20.6
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	2.8
BN	A. Dobson	WR	NE	1.0
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	0.6
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	2.7
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 114.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	19.3
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	7.7
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	24.2
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	22.6
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	12.8
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	4.3
R/W/T	T. Hilton	WR	IND	5.1
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	5.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		13.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	4.5
BN	A. Roberts	WR	ARI	0.6
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	8.8
BN	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	0.0
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	18.7
BN	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	5.1

Week 5: The Arian Brotherhood 90.9 – 113.9 Two Girls One Kuper (L) vs Baumann

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 90.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	14.4
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	15.2
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	10.8
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	6.1
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	10.9
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	7.4
R/W/T	R. Jennings	RB	LV	4.1
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	10.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		12.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	12.7
BN	E. Royal	WR	LAC	0.6
BN	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	11.5
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	4.5
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	3.2
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	2.3
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 113.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Manning	QB	DEN	35.8
RB	W. McGahee	RB	CLE	13.2
RB	B. Pierce	RB	BAL	4.6
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	12.7
WR	M. Colston	WR	NO	1.5
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	18.1
R/W/T	R. Mendenhall	RB	ARI	11.0
K	M. Prater	K	DEN	17.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		0.0
BN	S. Ridley	RB	NE	0.0
BN	S. Holmes	WR	NYJ	0.0
BN	P. Thomas	RB	NO	21.1
BN	M. Williams	WR	TB	0.0
BN	A. Morris	RB	WAS	0.0
BN	B. Brown	RB	PHI	1.7

Week 6: The Arian Brotherhood 96.3 – 120.7 Cunt Punters (L) vs Wright

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 96.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	24.5
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	15.1
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	11.0
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	16.3
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	12.3
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	2.8
R/W/T	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	8.3
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	7.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		-1.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	8.6
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	0.3
BN	K. Allen	WR	LAC	16.7
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	2.7
BN	Patriots	DEF		5.0
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 120.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	16.7
RB	D. Williams	RB	CAR	11.7
RB	E. Lacy	RB	GB	12.5
WR	J. Nelson	WR	GB	17.3
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	20.7
TE	J. Cameron	TE	CLE	6.4
R/W/T	V. Jackson	WR	TB	23.4
K	A. Henery	K	PHI	7.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		5.0
BN	A. Smith	QB	KC	8.0
BN	V. Brown	WR	LAC	3.1
BN	M. Floyd	WR	ARI	10.4
BN	D. Richardson	RB	LAR	2.3
BN	L. Bell	RB	PIT	5.6
BN	Z. Stacy	RB	LAR	9.0

Week 7: The Arian Brotherhood 105.9 – 39.6 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 105.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	26.3
RB	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	13.6
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	8.1
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	21.5
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	9.6
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	3.1
R/W/T	K. Allen	WR	LAC	6.7
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	5.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		12.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	2.4
BN	D. Murray	RB	DAL	0.0
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	T. Pryor	QB	LV	0.0
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	1.9
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	13.6
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 39.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	NE	7.1
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	16.3
RB	B. Jacobs	RB	NYG	0.0
WR	E. Sanders	WR	PIT	0.7
WR	R. Wayne	WR	IND	5.0
TE	T. Eifert	TE	CIN	10.5
R/W/T	M. Ball	RB	DEN	0.0
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	0.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		0.0
BN	J. Jones	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	M. Leshoure	RB	DET	0.0
BN	S. Vereen	RB	NE	0.0
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	12.9
BN	H. Miller	TE	PIT	5.7
BN	Z. Sudfeld	TE	NYJ	0.0

Week 8: The Arian Brotherhood 103.6 – 68.9 Denarius Targaryen Moore (W) vs Ballard

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 103.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	26.7
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	3.3
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	6.5
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	11.5
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	14.1
TE	K. Rudolph	TE	MIN	5.1
R/W/T	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	7.4
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	16.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		13.0
BN	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	0.0
BN	D. Murray	RB	DAL	0.0
BN	A. Gates	TE	LAC	0.0
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	T. Pryor	QB	LV	16.1
BN	K. Allen	WR	LAC	0.0
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 68.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Vick	QB	PHI	-0.7
RB	J. Snelling	RB	ATL	0.0
RB	R. Bush	RB	DET	16.2
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	36.9
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	4.2
TE	J. Fauria	TE	DET	0.0
R/W/T	A. Pettis	WR	LAR	3.3
K	D. Carpenter	K	BUF	5.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		4.0
BN	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	0.0
BN	E. Royal	WR	LAC	0.0
BN	A. Bradshaw	RB	IND	0.0
BN	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	0.0
BN	J. Jones	WR	GB	0.0
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	0.0

Week 9: The Arian Brotherhood 101.6 – 65.0 Cecil Your Shorts III (W) vs Foote

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 101.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Pryor	QB	LV	16.9
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	14.0
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	5.0
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	12.8
WR	K. Allen	WR	LAC	18.8
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	5.3
R/W/T	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	9.8
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	9.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		10.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	7.2
BN	M. Stafford	QB	DET	0.0
BN	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	0.0
BN	W. Welker	WR	DEN	0.0
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	Cardinals	DEF		0.0
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 65.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	6.7
RB	A. Foster	RB	HOU	0.0
RB	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	3.4
WR	D. Bowe	WR	KC	6.7
WR	A. Jeffery	WR	CHI	12.1
TE	J. Graham	TE	NO	23.6
R/W/T	K. Stills	WR	NO	3.5
K	A. Vinatieri	K	IND	7.0
DEF	Saints	DEF		2.0
BN	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	7.0
BN	G. Tate	WR	SEA	2.9
BN	D. Thomas	WR	DEN	0.0
BN	C. Clay	TE	MIA	3.5
BN	D. Richardson	RB	LAR	0.0
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	22.4
RES	J. Stewart	RB	CAR	6.5

Week 10: The Arian Brotherhood 94.7 – 72.4 Asomugha to Mouth (W) vs Bronchtein

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 94.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	18.7
RB	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	10.4
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	16.1
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	21.1
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	2.1
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	6.2
R/W/T	K. Allen	WR	LAC	4.1
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	5.0
DEF	Cardinals	DEF		11.0
BN	J. Charles	RB	KC	0.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	3.6
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	1.4
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	2.0
BN	T. Pryor	QB	LV	8.8
BN	M. Brown	WR	JAX	4.0

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 72.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	3.2
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	22.1
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	10.3
WR	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	1.8
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	10.4
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	2.9
R/W/T	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	3.7
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	10.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		8.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	6.4
BN	J.	K	erley	0.0
BN	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	0.0
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	12.0
BN	C. Fleener	TE	IND	5.3
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.0

Week 11: The Arian Brotherhood 95.9 – 86.4 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (W) vs Becker-Parton

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 95.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	22.9
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	7.2
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	27.0
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	0.7
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	7.2
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	11.2
R/W/T	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	3.7
K	J. Feely	K	ARI	9.0
DEF	Cardinals	DEF		7.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	6.2
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	0.3
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	7.6
BN	M. Brown	WR	JAX	2.3
BN	K. Allen	WR	LAC	4.5
BN	Titans	DEF		0.0

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 86.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	18.6
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	7.9
RB	L. Bell	RB	PIT	8.8
WR	D. Amendola	WR	NE	4.5
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	18.5
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	11.9
R/W/T	J. Reed	TE	WAS	1.2
K	N. Novak	K	LAC	12.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		3.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	15.7
BN	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	R. Helu	RB	WAS	5.0
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	2.5
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	9.7
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	0.0

Week 12: The Arian Brotherhood 103.3 – 52.6 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (W) vs Wood

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 103.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	16.5
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	27.7
RB	B. Rainey	RB	TB	3.5
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	3.1
WR	K. Allen	WR	LAC	12.4
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	2.1
R/W/T	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	19.0
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	6.0
DEF	Cardinals	DEF		13.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	0.0
BN	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	A. Green	WR	CIN	0.0
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	2.4
BN	Titans	DEF		5.0
BN	Patriots	DEF		10.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 52.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	18.5
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	2.7
RB	T. Richardson	RB	IND	2.6
WR	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	7.8
WR	D. Moore	WR	LV	0.0
TE	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	9.4
R/W/T	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	3.6
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	10.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		-2.0
BN	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	0.0
BN	D. Clark	TE	BAL	2.4
BN	N. Foles	QB	PHI	0.0
BN	L. Miller	RB	MIA	4.7
BN	R. Hillman	RB	DEN	0.0
BN	R. Gould	K	CHI	3.0

Week 13: The Arian Brotherhood 90.6 – 99.3 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (L) vs Freundlich

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 90.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	20.0
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	18.0
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	11.5
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	14.3
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	3.8
TE	L. Green	TE	LAC	10.5
R/W/T	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	3.5
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	7.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		2.0
BN	A. Gates	TE	LAC	2.1
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	14.3
BN	B. Rainey	RB	TB	7.1
BN	K. Allen	WR	LAC	8.6
BN	Titans	DEF		7.0
BN	Cardinals	DEF		5.0

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 99.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	12.5
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	21.1
RB	A. Brown	RB	NYG	17.8
WR	H. Douglas	WR	ATL	7.3
WR	J. Boykin	WR	GB	0.0
TE	V. Davis	TE	SF	14.2
R/W/T	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	12.4
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	6.0
DEF	Giants	DEF		8.0
BN	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	3.5
BN	R. Jennings	RB	LV	16.3
BN	D. Heyward-Bey	WR	IND	1.2
BN	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	3.4
BN	D. Brown	RB	IND	12.4
BN	R. Griffin	QB	WAS	21.1

Week 15: The Arian Brotherhood 125.2 – 80.1 Cecil Your Shorts III (W) vs Foote PLAYOFF

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 125.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	8.3
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	51.5
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	10.6
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	9.3
WR	K. Allen	WR	LAC	14.9
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	2.3
R/W/T	R. White	WR	ATL	5.3
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	9.0
DEF	Cardinals	DEF		14.0
BN	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	4.2
BN	W. Welker	WR	DEN	0.0
BN	L. Green	TE	LAC	0.0
BN	B. Rainey	RB	TB	3.0
BN	K. Davis	RB	KC	10.2
BN	Titans	DEF		1.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 80.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	19.2
RB	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	18.8
RB	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	10.6
WR	D. Thomas	WR	DEN	4.5
WR	A. Jeffery	WR	CHI	12.9
TE	J. Graham	TE	NO	2.5
R/W/T	C. Clay	TE	MIA	0.6
K	A. Vinatieri	K	IND	11.0
DEF	Saints	DEF		0.0
BN	J. Stewart	RB	CAR	0.0
BN	G. Tate	WR	SEA	2.5
BN	D. Bowe	WR	KC	2.4
BN	R. Fitzpatrick	QB	TEN	30.3
BN	B. Pierce	RB	BAL	2.1
BN	K. Stills	WR	NO	5.0

Week 16: The Arian Brotherhood 125.0 – 74.0 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (W) vs Becker-Parton PLAYOFF

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 125.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	6.8
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	20.4
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	28.2
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	21.7
WR	K. Allen	WR	LAC	6.6
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	4.2
R/W/T	B. Rainey	RB	TB	8.1
K	N. Novak	K	LAC	14.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		15.0
BN	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	6.8
BN	W. Welker	WR	DEN	0.0
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	20.1
BN	Titans	DEF		5.0
BN	Dolphins	DEF		4.0
BN	Cardinals	DEF		12.0

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 74.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	9.5
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	10.2
RB	L. Bell	RB	PIT	16.9
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	13.3
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	11.9
TE	T. Wright	TE	TB	2.7
R/W/T	D. Amendola	WR	NE	4.5
K	G. Gano	K	CAR	5.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		0.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	21.4
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	12.7
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	20.0
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	4.0
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	0.0
BN	J. Reed	TE	WAS	0.0