CHROMED OUT PENIS · Record: 6-7 · PPG: 97.1 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: CHROMED OUT PENIS 90.9 – 101.3 Cromartie Paternity Project (L) vs Bronchtein

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 90.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	12.5
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	11.8
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	8.7
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	11.1
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	13.3
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	4.7
TE	F. Davis	TE	WAS	3.8
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	10.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		15.0
BN	L. Blount	RB	TB	1.0
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	18.9
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	23.5
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	11.3
BN	I. Redman	RB	PIT	2.7
BN	C. Fleener	TE	IND	8.2

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 101.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	13.0
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	18.0
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	5.1
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	5.4
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	10.6
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	5.8
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	12.4
K	N. Folk	K	NYJ	12.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		19.0
BN	D.	K	eller	0.7
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	0.0
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	2.6
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	18.0
BN	D. Nelson	WR	BUF	3.1
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	9.3

Week 2: CHROMED OUT PENIS 85.3 – 96.9 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (L) vs Becker-Parton

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 85.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	11.9
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	4.1
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	2.2
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	9.4
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	12.3
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	18.8
TE	C. Fleener	TE	IND	1.6
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	16.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		9.0
BN	F. Davis	TE	WAS	1.5
BN	K. Ogletree	WR	DAL	3.1
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	2.2
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	26.2
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	2.0
BN	A. Morris	RB	WAS	8.9

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 96.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	18.7
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	12.9
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	29.0
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	11.8
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	0.4
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	8.8
TE	J. Tamme	TE	DEN	1.3
K	D. Akers	K	SF	9.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		5.0
BN	P. Hillis	RB	KC	7.1
BN	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	0.0
BN	J. Locker	QB	TEN	11.1
BN	T. Young	WR	DET	1.1
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	3.3
BN	A. Gates	TE	LAC	0.0

Week 3: CHROMED OUT PENIS 110.6 – 74.3 Weak Left Nut (W) vs Norberg

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 110.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	5.3
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	17.5
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	34.8
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	22.4
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	10.7
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	2.9
TE	C. Fleener	TE	IND	0.0
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	12.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		5.0
BN	F. Davis	TE	WAS	9.0
BN	K. Ogletree	WR	DAL	5.7
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	7.1
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	16.0
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	17.2
BN	A. Morris	RB	WAS	13.8

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 74.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	18.3
RB	A. Bradshaw	RB	NYG	0.0
RB	M. Bush	RB	CHI	13.3
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	0.0
WR	A. Boldin	WR	BAL	4.8
WR	B. Lloyd	WR	NE	10.8
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	2.1
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	2.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		23.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	SF	5.6
BN	J. Freeman	QB	TB	6.5
BN	B. Wells	RB	ARI	1.8
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	0.6
BN	L. Robinson	WR	JAX	0.0
BN	M. Colston	WR	NO	4.0

Week 4: CHROMED OUT PENIS 112.4 – 121.7 RG3PO (L) vs Ballard

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 112.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	22.6
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	3.8
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	19.1
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	5.4
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	11.7
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	16.0
TE	K. Rudolph	TE	MIN	0.8
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	10.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		23.0
BN	D. Pitta	TE	BAL	0.0
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	6.3
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	18.4
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	4.3
BN	A. Hawkins	WR	CIN	3.9
BN	A. Morris	RB	WAS	16.9

RG3PO (Ballard) — 121.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Griffin III	QB	WAS	22.5
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	21.5
RB	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	8.0
WR	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	2.3
WR	D. Bowe	WR	KC	16.8
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	19.8
TE	V. Davis	TE	SF	2.8
K	P. Dawson	K	CLE	16.0
DEF	Cardinals	DEF		12.0
BN	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	1.5
BN	B. Pettigrew	TE	DET	6.7
BN	D. Heyward-Bey	WR	LV	0.0
BN	C. Newton	QB	CAR	31.2
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	11.1
BN	J. Jones	WR	GB	17.6

Week 5: CHROMED OUT PENIS 87.5 – 102.2 Virgins with AIDS (L) vs Foote

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 87.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	20.3
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	16.1
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	13.5
WR	A. Roberts	WR	ARI	4.2
WR	N. Washington	WR	TEN	4.6
WR	D. Hixon	WR	NYG	5.5
TE	K. Rudolph	TE	MIN	8.3
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	7.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		8.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	6.9
BN	C. Johnson	WR	DET	0.0
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	0.0
BN	V. Jackson	WR	TB	0.0

Virgins with AIDS (Foote) — 102.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	NE	18.7
RB	S. Ridley	RB	NE	19.1
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	16.6
WR	J. Nelson	WR	GB	2.9
WR	D. Amendola	WR	LAR	4.4
WR	J. Jones	WR	ATL	15.5
TE	M. Bennett	TE	NYG	3.0
K	G. Hartley	K	NO	7.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		15.0
BN	J. Finley	TE	GB	1.1
BN	J. Maclin	WR	PHI	3.9
BN	D. Murray	RB	DAL	0.0
BN	D. Moore	WR	LV	0.0
BN	R. Williams	RB	ARI	3.8
BN	B. Bolden	RB	NE	5.4

Week 6: CHROMED OUT PENIS 93.8 – 93.3 JonBenet Ramses Barden (W) vs Freundlich

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 93.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	11.5
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	13.8
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	4.7
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	13.5
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	3.1
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	18.6
TE	K. Rudolph	TE	MIN	13.6
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	11.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		4.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	13.6
BN	A. Roberts	WR	ARI	1.8
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	16.4
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	5.7
BN	A. Hawkins	WR	CIN	3.7
BN	A. Morris	RB	WAS	11.6

JonBenet Ramses Barden (Freundlich) — 93.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	17.9
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	22.6
RB	A. Green	RB	GB	7.3
WR	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	4.4
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	8.4
WR	M. Wallace	WR	PIT	15.4
TE	B. Celek	TE	PHI	3.3
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	6.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Stewart	RB	CAR	0.0
BN	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	6.0
BN	J. Graham	TE	NO	0.0
BN	P. Manning	QB	DEN	22.2
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	0.0
BN	L. Tynes	K	NYG	14.0

Week 7: CHROMED OUT PENIS 106.7 – 124.4 Colt McCoy and the 45's (L) vs Wright

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 106.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	13.9
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	8.1
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	11.0
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	3.4
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	13.7
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	27.6
TE	K. Rudolph	TE	MIN	0.0
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	9.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		20.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	6.6
BN	J. Charles	RB	KC	0.0
BN	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	0.0
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	14.2
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	10.3
BN	A. Hawkins	WR	CIN	1.7

Colt McCoy and the 45's (Wright) — 124.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	29.2
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	6.9
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	18.2
WR	P. Harvin	WR	MIN	10.7
WR	R. Cobb	WR	GB	22.8
WR	R. Wayne	WR	IND	7.3
TE	D. Pitta	TE	BAL	3.3
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	8.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		18.0
BN	F. Davis	TE	WAS	1.3
BN	R. Mendenhall	RB	PIT	0.0
BN	G. Jennings	WR	GB	0.0
BN	C. Palmer	QB	LV	19.3
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	R. Bush	RB	MIA	0.0

Week 8: CHROMED OUT PENIS 64.3 – 95.2 Steve's Breaston Largements (L) vs Baumann

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 64.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	6.0
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	13.7
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	1.0
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	4.6
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	13.3
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	4.0
TE	K. Rudolph	TE	MIN	1.7
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	9.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		11.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	0.0
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	19.5
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	6.9
BN	A. Hawkins	WR	CIN	0.0
BN	A. Morris	RB	WAS	5.9
BN	Texans	DEF		0.0

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 95.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Vick	QB	PHI	15.8
RB	S. Greene	RB	NYJ	10.6
RB	T. Richardson	RB	CLE	19.4
WR	D. Thomas	WR	DEN	19.7
WR	M. Floyd	WR	LAC	4.3
WR	L. Moore	WR	NO	2.5
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	2.9
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	14.0
DEF	Chargers	DEF		6.0
BN	A. Foster	RB	HOU	0.0
BN	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	0.0
BN	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	0.0
BN	S. Jackson	RB	LAR	4.5
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	0.0
BN	J. Tucker	K	BAL	0.0

Week 9: CHROMED OUT PENIS 76.3 – 96.7 Hasselbeck Mountain (L) vs Banys

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 76.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	12.2
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	6.6
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	7.6
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	12.9
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	7.6
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	14.4
TE	K. Rudolph	TE	MIN	0.0
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	5.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		10.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	1.7
BN	T. Young	WR	DET	2.0
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	16.8
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	3.0
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	9.5
BN	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	0.0

Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 96.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	26.0
RB	W. McGahee	RB	DEN	7.0
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	31.3
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	1.5
WR	A. Roberts	WR	ARI	8.6
WR	R. Broyles	WR	DET	5.2
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	5.1
K	J. Hanson	K	DET	7.0
DEF	Falcons	DEF		5.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	LAR	0.0
BN	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0
BN	W. Welker	WR	NE	0.0
BN	M. Turner	RB	ATL	16.2
BN	D. Brown	RB	IND	0.7
BN	A. Brown	RB	NYG	8.0

Week 10: CHROMED OUT PENIS 96.7 – 75.9 Cromartie Paternity Project (W) vs Bronchtein

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 96.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	16.3
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	16.0
RB	V. Ballard	RB	IND	5.9
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	24.7
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	3.2
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	5.9
TE	B. Myers	TE	LV	5.7
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	4.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		15.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	29.7
BN	T. Young	WR	DET	9.5
BN	T. Jones	RB	LV	1.3
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	2.7
BN	A. Morris	RB	WAS	0.0

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 75.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	18.2
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	3.6
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	19.4
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	1.5
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	2.1
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	2.6
TE	G. Graham	TE	HOU	1.5
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	14.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		13.0
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	3.6
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	4.8
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	1.5
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	0.0
BN	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	0.0
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	22.0

Week 11: CHROMED OUT PENIS 101.6 – 72.7 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (W) vs Becker-Parton

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 101.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	15.5
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	11.8
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	8.3
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	18.3
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	5.8
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	17.4
TE	B. Myers	TE	LV	11.5
K	S. Graham	K	HOU	13.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		0.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	6.5
BN	D. Heyward-Bey	WR	LV	6.9
BN	T. Young	WR	DET	2.4
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	0.0
BN	V. Ballard	RB	IND	7.9

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 72.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	1.7
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	9.2
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	13.0
WR	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	2.9
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	15.1
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	1.1
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	1.7
K	D. Akers	K	SF	12.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		16.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	TEN	0.0
BN	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	8.3
BN	M. Leshoure	RB	DET	14.2
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	0.0
BN	A. Brown	WR	PIT	0.0
BN	Dolphins	DEF		10.0

Week 12: CHROMED OUT PENIS 103.6 – 87.9 Weak Left Nut (W) vs Norberg

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 103.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	28.3
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	10.7
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	17.3
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	20.0
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	9.6
TE	B. Myers	TE	LV	3.7
K	S. Graham	K	HOU	10.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		4.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	17.8
BN	D. Heyward-Bey	WR	LV	0.0
BN	D. Alexander	WR	LAC	7.4
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	23.2
BN	V. Ballard	RB	IND	4.1

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 87.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	26.3
RB	D. Woodhead	RB	NE	1.9
RB	A. Bradshaw	RB	NYG	17.9
WR	G. Tate	WR	SEA	5.6
WR	M. Colston	WR	NO	9.6
WR	A. Boldin	WR	BAL	4.2
TE	M. Bennett	TE	NYG	4.4
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	6.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		12.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	SF	6.9
BN	J. Freeman	QB	TB	10.2
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	0.0
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	A. Smith	QB	SF	0.0
BN	I. Redman	RB	PIT	0.2

Week 13: CHROMED OUT PENIS 132.9 – 107.2 RG3PO (W) vs Ballard

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 132.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	25.5
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	13.8
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	10.4
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	16.6
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	23.1
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	5.5
TE	B. Myers	TE	LV	19.0
K	S. Graham	K	HOU	8.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		11.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	D. Alexander	WR	LAC	10.2
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	3.9
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	10.6
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	15.7
BN	Texans	DEF		22.0

RG3PO (Ballard) — 107.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Griffin III	QB	WAS	17.7
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	13.8
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	9.8
WR	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	7.8
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	16.5
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	15.3
TE	B. Pettigrew	TE	DET	10.3
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	8.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Stewart	RB	CAR	0.0
BN	C. Newton	QB	CAR	29.1
BN	D. Bowe	WR	KC	6.4
BN	V. Davis	TE	SF	1.5
BN	J. Jones	WR	GB	10.0
BN	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	17.6

Week 15: CHROMED OUT PENIS 79.2 – 65.6 RG3PO (W) vs Ballard PLAYOFF

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 79.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	2.4
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	2.8
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	21.3
WR	D. Alexander	WR	LAC	0.0
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	12.1
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	8.1
TE	B. Myers	TE	LV	1.5
K	S. Graham	K	HOU	17.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		14.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	12.9
BN	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	6.5
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	3.9
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	7.9
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	21.2
BN	D. Wilson	RB	NYG	6.6

RG3PO (Ballard) — 65.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Griffin III	QB	WAS	0.0
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	18.7
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	3.5
WR	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	17.5
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	11.6
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	6.3
TE	B. Pettigrew	TE	DET	0.0
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	5.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		3.0
BN	J. Stewart	RB	CAR	0.0
BN	C. Newton	QB	CAR	17.9
BN	D. Bowe	WR	KC	0.0
BN	V. Davis	TE	SF	1.0
BN	J. Jones	WR	GB	24.0
BN	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	2.7

Week 16: CHROMED OUT PENIS 128.6 – 58.5 Cromartie Paternity Project (W) vs Bronchtein PLAYOFF

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 128.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	32.6
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	27.0
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	16.8
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	8.9
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	20.5
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	10.8
TE	B. Myers	TE	LV	1.0
K	S. Graham	K	HOU	8.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		3.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	4.8
BN	D. Alexander	WR	LAC	12.9
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	2.5
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	10.5
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	10.8
BN	D. Wilson	RB	NYG	7.7

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 58.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	14.3
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	4.1
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	1.4
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	18.5
WR	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	5.4
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	2.1
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	2.7
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	6.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		4.0
BN	M. Forte	RB	CHI	15.5
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	10.1
BN	G. Graham	TE	HOU	1.4
BN	S. Smith	WR	CAR	10.5
BN	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	7.1
BN	M. Bush	RB	CHI	0.0