punani dasani coochie dinucci · Record: 7-6 · PPG: 102.8 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: punani dasani coochie dinucci 126.7 – 105.7 Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (W) vs Becker-Parton

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 126.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	22.9
RB	B. Scott	RB	PHI	6.4
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	11.9
WR	W. Fuller	WR	HOU	15.2
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	29.4
TE	B. Jarwin	TE	DAL	1.7
R/W/T	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	26.2
K	R. Gould	K	SF	10.0
DEF	Eagles	DEF		3.0
BN	C. Newton	QB	NE	25.7
BN	L. Murray	RB	NO	4.8
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	P. Williams	WR	MIA	5.1
BN	Z. Moss	RB	BUF	10.2

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 105.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	20.4
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	19.8
RB	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	5.4
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	22.1
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	14.9
TE	M. Gesicki	TE	MIA	4.5
R/W/T	J. Landry	WR	CLE	8.6
K	S. Gostkowski	K	TEN	3.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		7.0
BN	C. Thompson	RB	JAX	1.6
BN	T. Coleman	RB	SF	2.9
BN	T. Cohen	RB	CHI	5.7
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	12.6
BN	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	25.2
BN	J. Jeudy	WR	DEN	7.6

Week 2: punani dasani coochie dinucci 127.3 – 78.5 Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (W) vs Norberg

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 127.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	28.5
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	19.2
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	18.0
WR	W. Fuller	WR	HOU	0.0
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	26.4
TE	L. Thomas	TE	WAS	4.6
R/W/T	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	18.6
K	R. Gould	K	SF	7.0
DEF	Titans	DEF		5.0
BN	C. Newton	QB	NE	33.6
BN	L. Murray	RB	NO	4.3
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	P. Williams	WR	MIA	5.1
BN	Z. Moss	RB	BUF	3.7
BN	J. Robinson	RB	JAX	19.5

Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 78.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Wentz	QB	PHI	10.4
RB	D. Henry	RB	TEN	8.4
RB	N. Chubb	RB	CLE	25.8
WR	A. Thielen	WR	MIN	4.6
WR	S. Watkins	WR	KC	1.6
TE	M. Andrews	TE	BAL	3.4
R/W/T	T. Hilton	WR	IND	4.3
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	15.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		5.0
BN	T. Higbee	TE	LAR	25.9
BN	D. Jones	QB	NYG	6.7
BN	D. Swift	RB	DET	9.7
BN	J. Jefferson	WR	MIN	5.9
BN	J. Reagor	WR	PHI	6.1
BN	K. Vaughn	RB	TB	0.0

Week 3: punani dasani coochie dinucci 107.4 – 124.4 Stuck at Mahomes (L) vs Ballard

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 107.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	NE	10.2
RB	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	12.7
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	12.7
WR	K. Golladay	WR	DET	14.7
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	14.2
TE	L. Thomas	TE	WAS	5.1
R/W/T	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	14.8
K	R. Succop	K	TB	7.0
DEF	Buccaneers	DEF		16.0
BN	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	10.4
BN	L. Murray	RB	NO	7.0
BN	W. Fuller	WR	HOU	13.4
BN	Z. Moss	RB	BUF	0.0
BN	J. Jeudy	WR	DEN	8.0
BN	J. Robinson	RB	JAX	27.9

Stuck at Mahomes (Ballard) — 124.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	30.2
RB	J. McKinnon	RB	SF	15.2
RB	D. Singletary	RB	BUF	14.1
WR	K. Allen	WR	LAC	23.7
WR	D. Moore	WR	CAR	7.5
TE	T.	K	elce	11.7
R/W/T	J. Brown	WR	BUF	0.0
K	Y.	K	oo	7.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		15.0
BN	R. Tannehill	QB	TEN	11.2
BN	T. Boyd	WR	CIN	17.5
BN	J. Smith	TE	TEN	8.6
BN	K. Johnson	RB	DET	3.5
BN	R. Jones	RB	TB	8.3
BN	S. Barkley	RB	NYG	0.0

Week 4: punani dasani coochie dinucci 103.0 – 100.0 Its Corona Time (W) vs Sohl

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 103.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	12.4
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	16.5
RB	J. Robinson	RB	JAX	12.7
WR	W. Fuller	WR	HOU	19.8
WR	K. Golladay	WR	DET	14.2
TE	M. Alie-Cox	TE	IND	7.8
R/W/T	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	8.6
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	5.0
DEF	Buccaneers	DEF		6.0
BN	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	D. Schultz	TE	DAL	15.2
BN	Z. Moss	RB	BUF	0.0
BN	J. Jeudy	WR	DEN	13.1
BN	J. Taylor	RB	IND	8.4
BN	Chiefs	DEF		20.0
RES	C. Newton	QB	NE	0.0

Its Corona Time (Sohl) — 100.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Watson	QB	HOU	20.9
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	19.6
RB	D. Montgomery	RB	CHI	9.2
WR	J. Crowder	WR	NYJ	13.9
WR	T. Lockett	WR	SEA	4.9
TE	H. Henry	TE	LAC	4.9
R/W/T	A. Robinson	WR	CHI	19.6
K	H. Butker	K	KC	7.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		0.0
BN	G. Tate	WR	NYG	4.0
BN	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	1.4
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	0.0
BN	A. Peterson	RB	DET	9.6
BN	D. Goedert	TE	PHI	0.0
BN	N. Harry	WR	NE	9.6

Week 5: punani dasani coochie dinucci 100.3 – 101.0 Da'Ron Payne-al (L) vs Foote

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 100.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	5.9
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	23.0
RB	J. Robinson	RB	JAX	7.5
WR	W. Fuller	WR	HOU	13.8
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	17.6
TE	D. Schultz	TE	DAL	1.1
R/W/T	J. Taylor	RB	IND	14.4
K	J. Slye	K	CAR	11.0
DEF	Buccaneers	DEF		6.0
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	J. Jackson	RB	LAC	11.9
BN	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	22.9
BN	Z. Moss	RB	BUF	0.0
BN	J. Jeudy	WR	DEN	0.0
BN	Titans	DEF		8.0
RES	C. Newton	QB	NE	0.0

Da'Ron Payne-al (Foote) — 101.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	L. Jackson	QB	BAL	12.5
RB	J. McKissic	RB	WAS	7.9
RB	C. Edmonds	RB	ARI	17.7
WR	E. Sanders	WR	NO	18.2
WR	M. Evans	WR	TB	12.6
TE	D. Waller	TE	LV	13.3
R/W/T	A. Miller	WR	CHI	4.8
K	W. Lutz	K	NO	14.0
DEF	--empty--	DEF		0.0
BN	M. Gordon	RB	DEN	0.0
BN	M. Thomas	WR	NO	0.0
BN	E. Engram	TE	NYG	9.0
BN	M. Williams	WR	LAC	25.4
BN	D. Chark	WR	JAX	3.1
BN	J. Burrow	QB	CIN	3.3
BN	Chargers	DEF		3.0

Week 6: punani dasani coochie dinucci 134.9 – 72.8 CeeDeez Nuts (W) vs Freundlich

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 134.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	11.3
RB	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	11.7
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	13.5
WR	K. Golladay	WR	DET	12.5
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	15.9
TE	T.	K	elce	19.0
R/W/T	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	8.0
K	G. Gano	K	NYG	8.0
DEF	Dolphins	DEF		15.0
BN	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	31.6
BN	C. Newton	QB	NE	16.0
BN	J. Jackson	RB	LAC	0.0
BN	T. Fulgham	WR	PHI	16.5
BN	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	16.1
BN	Bills	DEF		3.0

CeeDeez Nuts (Freundlich) — 72.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Garoppolo	QB	SF	23.5
RB	T. Gurley	RB	ATL	8.2
RB	D. Harris	RB	NE	3.8
WR	T. Hill	WR	KC	4.0
WR	C.	K	upp	2.6
TE	H. Hurst	TE	ATL	13.7
R/W/T	D. Parker	WR	MIA	5.0
K	Z. Gonzalez	K	ARI	8.0
DEF	Colts	DEF		4.0
BN	D. Brees	QB	NO	0.0
BN	M. Jones	WR	DET	1.8
BN	A.	K	amara	0.0
BN	J. Williams	RB	GB	3.4
BN	D. Metcalf	WR	SEA	0.0
BN	J.	K	elley	0.0

Week 7: punani dasani coochie dinucci 91.8 – 130.5 Lil Chubby (L) vs Wright

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 91.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	17.5
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	5.6
RB	J. Jackson	RB	LAC	8.0
WR	K. Golladay	WR	DET	14.4
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	17.4
TE	T.	K	elce	4.6
R/W/T	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	0.3
K	R. Bullock	K	CIN	10.0
DEF	Bills	DEF		14.0
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	18.1
BN	T. Fulgham	WR	PHI	9.8
BN	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	J. Taylor	RB	IND	0.0
BN	J. Hasty	RB	SF	7.8
BN	Colts	DEF		0.0

Lil Chubby (Wright) — 130.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	TB	36.9
RB	B. Scott	RB	PHI	16.7
RB	D. Henderson	RB	LAR	8.6
WR	A. Brown	WR	TEN	24.3
WR	T. McLaurin	WR	WAS	18.5
TE	G.	K	ittle	8.0
R/W/T	B. Cooks	WR	HOU	9.5
K	Y.	K	oo	2.0
DEF	Buccaneers	DEF		6.0
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	TB	14.7
BN	K. Drake	RB	ARI	4.6
BN	L. Fournette	RB	TB	12.7
BN	D. Cook	RB	MIN	0.0
BN	J. Dobbins	RB	BAL	0.0
BN	L. Perine	RB	NYJ	12.6

Week 8: punani dasani coochie dinucci 81.2 – 119.0 Cushen my Berries (L) vs Baumann

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 81.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	16.9
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	7.8
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	4.1
WR	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	5.7
TE	T.	K	elce	20.9
R/W/T	T. Fulgham	WR	PHI	16.8
K	J. Slye	K	CAR	5.0
DEF	Bills	DEF		4.0
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	21.3
BN	J. Jackson	RB	LAC	15.7
BN	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	10.7
BN	J. Hasty	RB	SF	9.6
BN	Texans	DEF		0.0

Cushen my Berries (Baumann) — 119.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Herbert	QB	LAC	19.2
RB	M. Gaskin	RB	MIA	11.8
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	12.9
WR	J. Jones	WR	ATL	17.2
WR	C. Davis	WR	TEN	22.8
TE	T. Hockenson	TE	DET	10.0
R/W/T	P. Lindsay	RB	DEN	15.1
K	B. McManus	K	DEN	7.0
DEF	Chargers	DEF		3.0
BN	D. Johnson	RB	HOU	0.0
BN	J. Goff	QB	LAR	8.2
BN	R. Penny	RB	SEA	0.0
BN	N. Fant	TE	DEN	8.2
BN	M. Hardman	WR	KC	19.1
BN	L. Shenault	WR	JAX	0.0

Week 9: punani dasani coochie dinucci 90.6 – 89.9 Jimmy GQanon (W) vs Banys

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 90.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	21.4
RB	J. Jackson	RB	LAC	0.0
RB	J. Hasty	RB	SF	2.3
WR	M. Jones	WR	DET	11.8
WR	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	11.3
TE	T.	K	elce	20.9
R/W/T	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	7.9
K	K. Fairbairn	K	HOU	11.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		4.0
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	B. Mayfield	QB	CLE	0.0
BN	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	T. Fulgham	WR	PHI	0.0
BN	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	J. Taylor	RB	IND	8.4

Jimmy GQanon (Banys) — 89.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	20.1
RB	J. Conner	RB	PIT	3.0
RB	G. Edwards	RB	BAL	8.4
WR	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	10.0
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	13.1
TE	J. Cook	TE	NO	2.0
R/W/T	J. Smith-Schuster	WR	PIT	18.3
K	D. Carlson	K	LV	7.0
DEF	Dolphins	DEF		8.0
BN	A. Brown	WR	TB	4.6
BN	K. Hunt	RB	CLE	0.0
BN	J. Mixon	RB	CIN	0.0
BN	D. Samuel	WR	SF	0.0
BN	B. Aiyuk	WR	SF	0.0
BN	R. Bullock	K	CIN	0.0
RES	R. Mostert	RB	SF	0.0

Week 10: punani dasani coochie dinucci 68.8 – 112.8 Person Woman Man Kamara TV (L) vs Waxman

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 68.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Mayfield	QB	CLE	5.4
RB	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	12.5
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	4.7
WR	T. Fulgham	WR	PHI	1.3
WR	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	19.3
TE	T. Burton	TE	IND	3.9
R/W/T	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	6.7
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	5.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		10.0
BN	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	0.0
BN	T.	K	elce	0.0
BN	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	0.0
BN	J. McKissic	RB	WAS	14.4
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	0.0

Person Woman Man Kamara TV (Waxman) — 112.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	K. Murray	QB	ARI	28.9
RB	L. Fournette	RB	TB	4.0
RB	N. Chubb	RB	CLE	18.6
WR	C. Godwin	WR	TB	12.2
WR	C.	K	irk	4.7
TE	R. Tonyan	TE	GB	4.8
R/W/T	D. Johnson	WR	PIT	20.6
K	M. Prater	K	DET	16.0
DEF	Eagles	DEF		3.0
BN	L. Murray	RB	NO	5.7
BN	T. Bridgewater	QB	CAR	18.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BUF	10.2
BN	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	0.0
BN	D. Harris	RB	NE	12.1
BN	A. Mattison	RB	MIN	0.4
RES	D. Freeman	RB		0.0

Week 11: punani dasani coochie dinucci 107.0 – 83.5 Frank Gore is on the Jets lol (W) vs Bronchtein

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 107.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	3.3
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	18.4
RB	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	7.6
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	11.5
WR	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	13.9
TE	T.	K	elce	22.9
R/W/T	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	7.5
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	10.0
DEF	Football Team	DEF		12.0
BN	M. Jones	WR	DET	7.1
BN	J. McKissic	RB	WAS	8.4
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	T. Fulgham	WR	PHI	1.3
BN	M. Pittman	WR	IND	14.1
BN	J. Taylor	RB	IND	13.4

Frank Gore is on the Jets lol (Bronchtein) — 83.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	20.7
RB	D. Johnson	RB	HOU	5.0
RB	D. Dallas	RB	SEA	4.2
WR	D. Adams	WR	GB	20.1
WR	R. Anderson	WR	CAR	8.1
TE	A. Hooper	TE	CLE	4.8
R/W/T	K. Cole	WR	JAX	3.6
K	R. Blankenship	K	IND	14.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		3.0
BN	J. Graham	TE	CHI	0.0
BN	A. Dalton	QB	DAL	17.8
BN	F. Gore	RB	NYJ	14.1
BN	L. Bell	RB	KC	10.1
BN	S. Diggs	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	C. Carson	RB	SEA	0.0
RES	A. Ekeler	RB	LAC	0.0

Week 12: punani dasani coochie dinucci 77.8 – 82.3 Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (L) vs Becker-Parton

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 77.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Fitzpatrick	QB	MIA	19.3
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	2.4
RB	B. Hill	RB	ATL	5.5
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	14.0
WR	K. Hinton	WR		-4.8
TE	T.	K	elce	12.2
R/W/T	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	5.2
K	T. Bass	K	BUF	9.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		15.0
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	5.9
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	T. Fulgham	WR	PHI	2.6
BN	M. Pittman	WR	IND	3.8
BN	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	8.2
RES	J. Taylor	RB	IND	0.0

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 82.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	31.3
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	9.4
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	4.4
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	12.3
WR	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	12.9
TE	W. Dissly	TE	SEA	0.0
R/W/T	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	8.0
K	M. Gay	K	LAR	8.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		-4.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	BAL	0.0
BN	E. Ebron	TE	PIT	8.9
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	24.3
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	16.5
BN	B. Snell	RB	PIT	10.8
BN	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	34.1

Week 13: punani dasani coochie dinucci 119.1 – 80.6 Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (W) vs Norberg

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 119.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	IND	19.2
RB	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	3.1
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	21.0
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	13.3
WR	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	4.8
TE	T.	K	elce	23.6
R/W/T	J. Dobbins	RB	BAL	13.1
K	T. Bass	K	BUF	10.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		11.0
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	3.9
BN	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	11.5
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	K. Coutee	WR	HOU	18.1
BN	T. Fulgham	WR	PHI	0.0
BN	M. Pittman	WR	IND	7.1

Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 80.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Wentz	QB	PHI	5.0
RB	D. Henry	RB	TEN	5.4
RB	K. Johnson	RB	DET	2.1
WR	A. Thielen	WR	MIN	17.5
WR	J. Meyers	WR	NE	2.5
TE	M. Gesicki	TE	MIA	19.3
R/W/T	J. Jefferson	WR	MIN	22.8
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	5.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		1.0
BN	C. Newton	QB	NE	23.6
BN	S. Watkins	WR	KC	5.5
BN	J. White	RB	NE	1.6
BN	D. Jones	QB	NYG	0.0
BN	H. Renfrow	WR	LV	6.7
BN	Z. Moss	RB	BUF	1.9
RES	M. Andrews	TE	BAL	0.0

Week 14: punani dasani coochie dinucci 149.4 – 102.3 Its Corona Time (W) vs Sohl PLAYOFF

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 149.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	IND	17.8
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	6.9
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	29.5
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	22.4
WR	K. Coutee	WR	HOU	7.9
TE	T.	K	elce	23.6
R/W/T	J. Dobbins	RB	BAL	13.3
K	T. Bass	K	BUF	7.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		21.0
BN	M. Stafford	QB	DET	14.4
BN	M. Jones	WR	DET	6.8
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	1.8
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	27.6
BN	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	3.0

Its Corona Time (Sohl) — 102.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Watson	QB	HOU	16.6
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	8.5
RB	D. Montgomery	RB	CHI	23.0
WR	A. Robinson	WR	CHI	22.8
WR	T. Lockett	WR	SEA	7.7
TE	D. Goedert	TE	PHI	6.3
R/W/T	G. Tate	WR	NYG	4.4
K	H. Butker	K	KC	7.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		6.0
BN	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	2.0
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	11.5
BN	A. Peterson	RB	DET	3.5
BN	J. Crowder	WR	NYJ	1.7
BN	H. Henry	TE	LAC	7.1
BN	N. Harry	WR	NE	6.4

Week 15: punani dasani coochie dinucci 127.8 – 100.6 Frank Gore is on the Jets lol (W) vs Bronchtein PLAYOFF

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 127.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	IND	17.0
RB	J. Dobbins	RB	BAL	14.6
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	17.5
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	9.1
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	27.3
TE	T.	K	elce	18.8
R/W/T	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	9.5
K	T. Bass	K	BUF	12.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		2.0
BN	M. Jones	WR	DET	22.2
BN	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	0.0
BN	R. Higgins	WR	CLE	9.6
BN	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	37.8
BN	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	6.3
BN	Browns	DEF		8.0

Frank Gore is on the Jets lol (Bronchtein) — 100.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	18.3
RB	C. Carson	RB	SEA	7.9
RB	A. Ekeler	RB	LAC	9.9
WR	D. Adams	WR	GB	7.7
WR	S. Diggs	WR	BUF	20.2
TE	A. Hooper	TE	CLE	12.6
R/W/T	R. Anderson	WR	CAR	3.0
K	R. Blankenship	K	IND	11.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		10.0
BN	J. Graham	TE	CHI	3.5
BN	F. Gore	RB	NYJ	13.0
BN	L. Bell	RB	KC	14.1
BN	D. Johnson	RB	HOU	0.0
BN	S. Shepard	WR	NYG	6.8
BN	K. Cole	WR	JAX	3.2

Week 16: punani dasani coochie dinucci 116.6 – 134.6 Lil Chubby (L) vs Wright PLAYOFF

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 116.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Hurts	QB	PHI	16.6
RB	J. Dobbins	RB	BAL	13.7
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	19.4
WR	M. Jones	WR	DET	3.4
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	14.8
TE	T.	K	elce	19.3
R/W/T	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	16.4
K	C. Santos	K	CHI	11.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		2.0
BN	C.	K	aepernick	0.0
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	16.6
BN	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	15.9
BN	I. Smith	RB	ATL	5.6
BN	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	7.4
BN	S. Ahmed	RB	MIA	0.8

Lil Chubby (Wright) — 134.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	TB	29.9
RB	D. Cook	RB	MIN	15.5
RB	J. Wilson	RB	SF	26.9
WR	B. Cooks	WR	HOU	23.6
WR	A. Brown	WR	TEN	6.3
TE	G.	K	ittle	11.2
R/W/T	D. Henderson	RB	LAR	6.2
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	9.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		6.0
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	TB	18.8
BN	L. Thomas	TE	WAS	9.8
BN	K. Drake	RB	ARI	12.0
BN	J. McKissic	RB	WAS	19.2
BN	T. Pollard	RB	DAL	2.5
BN	Bills	DEF		7.0