Valenzuela — 2018
Bronze Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi · Record: 9-4 ยท PPG: 119.3 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 110.8 – 75.4 this old hauschka
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 110.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 4.0 |
| RB | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 11.4 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 16.1 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 24.5 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 24.2 |
| TE | R. Seals-Jones | TE | ARI | 3.4 |
| R/W/T | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 13.2 |
| K | C. Sturgis | K | 6.0 | |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 8.2 |
| BN | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 1.4 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | MIA | 24.6 |
| BN | C. Hyde | RB | JAX | 13.0 |
| BN | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 28.3 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 10.6 |
| RES | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 0.0 |
this old hauschka (
Becker-Parton) — 75.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 6.0 |
| RB | D. Johnson | RB | CLE | 3.0 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | CAR | 10.5 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | HOU | 15.3 |
| WR | O. Beckham | WR | NYG | 16.5 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | NYG | 2.8 |
| R/W/T | A. Cooper | WR | DAL | 2.3 |
| K | R. Gould | K | SF | 10.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | M. Lynch | RB | LV | 11.9 |
| BN | R. Woods | WR | LAR | 5.8 |
| BN | J. White | RB | NE | 13.6 |
| BN | J. Brown | WR | BAL | 12.0 |
| BN | T. Montgomery | RB | BAL | 3.8 |
| BN | D. Westbrook | WR | JAX | 7.6 |
Week 2: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 114.9 – 83.1 Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket
(W)
vs
Norberg
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 114.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 38.8 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 17.2 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 8.3 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 11.6 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 17.3 |
| TE | R. Seals-Jones | TE | ARI | 3.7 |
| R/W/T | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 8.0 |
| K | C. Sturgis | K | 7.0 | |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 24.7 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | MIA | 2.7 |
| BN | C. Hyde | RB | JAX | 11.5 |
| BN | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 8.1 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 9.7 |
| RES | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 0.0 |
Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket (
Norberg) — 83.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 16.4 |
| RB | L. Fournette | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| RB | K. Johnson | RB | DET | 9.1 |
| WR | J. Brown | WR | SEA | 5.1 |
| WR | J. Smith-Schuster | WR | PIT | 24.6 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 2.5 |
| R/W/T | M. Jones | WR | DET | 13.4 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 7.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | D. Jackson | WR | TB | 20.9 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Baldwin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Matthews | WR | NYJ | 1.8 |
| BN | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 3.3 |
| BN | D. Parker | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
Week 3: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 123.0 – 111.4 Blake Chortles
(W)
vs
Ballard
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 123.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 25.3 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 13.3 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 15.1 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 15.8 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 22.7 |
| TE | O. Howard | TE | TB | 10.2 |
| R/W/T | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 11.6 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | MIN | 0.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 16.5 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | MIA | 13.6 |
| BN | C. Hyde | RB | JAX | 23.3 |
| BN | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 12.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 22.1 |
| RES | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 0.0 |
Blake Chortles (
Ballard) — 111.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 15.6 |
| RB | M. Gordon | RB | LAC | 15.4 |
| RB | R. Freeman | RB | DEN | 12.3 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | PHI | 9.9 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 12.1 |
| TE | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 13.3 |
| R/W/T | C. | K | upp | 14.8 |
| K | J. Lambo | K | JAX | 6.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | P. Garcon | WR | SF | 1.6 |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | MIA | 5.7 |
| BN | C. Anderson | RB | LAR | 9.8 |
| BN | B. Bortles | QB | JAX | 8.9 |
| BN | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 16.2 |
| BN | D. Booker | RB | DEN | 6.9 |
Week 4: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 103.3 – 126.6 Serious Sohldiers
(L)
vs
Sohl
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 103.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 22.9 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 32.0 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 2.5 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 8.8 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 8.9 |
| TE | O. Howard | TE | TB | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Hyde | RB | JAX | 14.2 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | MIN | 11.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 20.8 |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 4.9 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 4.2 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | MIA | 5.5 |
| BN | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 21.5 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 2.0 |
| RES | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 0.0 |
Serious Sohldiers (
Sohl) — 126.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Watson | QB | HOU | 30.1 |
| RB | D. Johnson | RB | ARI | 16.7 |
| RB | P. Barber | RB | TB | 3.5 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 9.8 |
| WR | A. Robinson | WR | CHI | 9.3 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 21.5 |
| R/W/T | N. Agholor | WR | PHI | 4.7 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 8.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 23.0 | |
| BN | D. Bryant | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Marshall | WR | 1.0 | |
| BN | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 4.3 |
| BN | F. Gore | RB | MIA | 12.7 |
| BN | C. Thompson | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Doctson | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
Week 5: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 106.4 – 168.7 The JuJu's Killed Jesus
(L)
vs
Foote
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 106.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 13.8 |
| RB | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 22.2 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 11.9 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 11.7 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 12.0 |
| TE | V. McDonald | TE | PIT | 1.1 |
| R/W/T | C. Hyde | RB | JAX | 8.7 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | MIN | 13.0 |
| DEF | Panthers | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 15.2 |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | MIA | 2.7 |
| BN | M. Evans | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 6.3 |
| RES | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 9.2 |
The JuJu's Killed Jesus (
Foote) — 168.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 27.2 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 20.3 |
| RB | T. Gurley | RB | LAR | 31.3 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 21.1 |
| WR | C. Ridley | WR | ATL | 5.8 |
| TE | E. Ebron | TE | IND | 27.0 |
| R/W/T | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 19.0 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 6.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | LV | 12.3 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 11.9 |
| BN | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Allen | RB | BAL | 8.8 |
| BN | S. Shepard | WR | NYG | 9.5 |
| BN | T. Cohen | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
Week 6: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 108.1 – 146.6 The Day After Kamara
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 108.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 25.0 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 18.2 |
| RB | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 4.9 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 6.7 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 7.8 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 15.0 |
| R/W/T | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 8.5 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | MIN | 9.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 14.1 |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 21.0 |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 8.1 |
| BN | C. Hyde | RB | JAX | 3.4 |
| BN | Lions | DEF | 0.0 | |
| RES | D. Foreman | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
The Day After Kamara (
Freundlich) — 146.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 28.4 |
| RB | T. Coleman | RB | ATL | 10.6 |
| RB | N. Hines | RB | IND | 4.5 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | KC | 35.7 |
| WR | C. Rogers | WR | IND | 13.5 |
| TE | T. Burton | TE | CHI | 10.3 |
| R/W/T | S. Michel | RB | NE | 22.6 |
| K | C. Santos | K | TB | 11.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | D. Freeman | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | A. | K | amara | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Golladay | WR | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Jones | RB | GB | 4.1 |
| BN | C. Clement | RB | PHI | 14.4 |
| BN | A. Ekeler | RB | LAC | 6.0 |
Week 7: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 131.8 – 132.4 Devonta Humpalot
(L)
vs
Wright
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 131.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 31.8 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 5.2 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 14.0 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 24.3 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 14.2 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 13.2 |
| R/W/T | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 12.1 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 13.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 17.6 |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 16.4 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 12.0 |
| BN | C. Hyde | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 15.3 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 11.3 |
| RES | D. Foreman | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
Devonta Humpalot (
Wright) — 132.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | LAR | 16.5 |
| RB | A. Collins | RB | BAL | 6.3 |
| RB | P. Lindsay | RB | DEN | 16.1 |
| WR | B. Cooks | WR | LAR | 15.1 |
| WR | M. Thomas | WR | NO | 16.4 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 18.3 |
| R/W/T | W. Smallwood | RB | PHI | 4.7 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | CHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 32.0 | |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Luck | QB | IND | 22.7 |
| BN | J. Reed | TE | WAS | 5.3 |
| BN | J. Richard | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Conner | RB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Carson | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
Week 8: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 115.0 – 108.6 Pop a Chubb-y
(W)
vs
Baumann
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 115.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 25.0 |
| RB | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 19.3 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 8.5 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 7.1 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 26.9 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 6.2 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 7.0 |
| DEF | Redskins | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 16.2 |
| BN | C. Thompson | RB | WAS | 3.2 |
| BN | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 12.5 |
| BN | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 14.1 |
| BN | T. Smith | WR | NO | 3.3 |
| RES | D. Foreman | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
Pop a Chubb-y (
Baumann) — 108.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 7.1 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | WAS | 26.1 |
| RB | M. Mack | RB | IND | 27.9 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 16.1 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | GB | 15.8 |
| TE | C. Uzomah | TE | CIN | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Crabtree | WR | BAL | 4.6 |
| K | J. Myers | K | NYJ | 4.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | DET | 3.1 |
| BN | A. Morris | RB | SF | 2.8 |
| BN | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Brate | TE | TB | 1.8 |
| BN | D. Funchess | WR | CAR | 4.2 |
Week 9: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 104.0 – 90.1 Democracy Dies in Darkwa
(W)
vs
Banys
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 104.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 25.8 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 13.2 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 15.5 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 7.7 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 2.1 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 7.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 14.4 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 11.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 5.8 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 21.5 |
| BN | C. Thompson | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Doyle | TE | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 16.7 |
| RES | D. Foreman | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
Democracy Dies in Darkwa (
Banys) — 90.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Trubisky | QB | CHI | 7.0 |
| RB | K. Drake | RB | MIA | 5.5 |
| RB | K. Hunt | RB | 32.6 | |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | ATL | 6.5 |
| WR | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 7.2 |
| TE | J. Cook | TE | LV | 3.0 |
| R/W/T | O. Howard | TE | TB | 19.3 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 6.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | A. Jeffery | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hyde | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
Week 10: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 148.3 – 96.3 Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt
(W)
vs
Waxman
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 148.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 20.1 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 33.7 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 34.4 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 10.1 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 6.6 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 2.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 15.1 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 12.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Doyle | TE | IND | 5.1 |
| BN | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 8.8 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 3.7 |
| BN | Ravens | DEF | 0.0 | |
| RES | D. Foreman | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt (
Waxman) — 96.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 14.0 |
| RB | D. Lewis | RB | TEN | 7.8 |
| RB | M. Breida | RB | SF | 26.7 |
| WR | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 22.0 |
| WR | T. Smith | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 7.6 |
| R/W/T | E. McGuire | RB | NYJ | 7.2 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 7.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | K. Cousins | QB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Murray | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Diggs | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
Week 11: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 129.3 – 126.4 Teddy Bridge Ovr Trbld Water
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 129.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 32.9 |
| RB | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 12.3 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 29.6 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 8.2 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 21.0 |
| TE | J. Doyle | TE | IND | 6.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 7.0 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 11.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 4.2 |
| BN | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Mayfield | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Foreman | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
Teddy Bridge Ovr Trbld Water (
Bronchtein) — 126.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 23.5 |
| RB | J. Richard | RB | LV | 10.8 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 34.2 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 32.0 |
| WR | D. Westbrook | WR | JAX | 2.9 |
| TE | A. Hooper | TE | ATL | 4.7 |
| R/W/T | D. Martin | RB | LV | 6.3 |
| K | C. Boswell | K | PIT | 2.0 |
| DEF | Redskins | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | L. McCoy | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Graham | TE | GB | 1.8 |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | I. Crowell | RB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Parker | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Anderson | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
Week 12: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 143.1 – 123.9 this old hauschka
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 143.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Mayfield | QB | CLE | 25.9 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 22.8 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 26.3 |
| WR | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 16.4 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 14.6 |
| TE | J. Doyle | TE | IND | 9.6 |
| R/W/T | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 9.5 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 18.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 18.1 |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 23.2 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 2.0 |
| BN | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 14.8 |
| BN | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Titans | DEF | 3.0 | |
| RES | D. Foreman | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
this old hauschka (
Becker-Parton) — 123.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 18.3 |
| RB | J. White | RB | NE | 8.3 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | CAR | 41.2 |
| WR | O. Beckham | WR | NYG | 11.0 |
| WR | C. | K | irk | 6.1 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Cooper | WR | DAL | 34.0 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 5.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | D. Thomas | WR | HOU | 17.8 |
| BN | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 2.7 |
| BN | R. Woods | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Brown | WR | BAL | 3.0 |
| BN | D. Johnson | RB | CLE | 4.4 |
| BN | T. Williams | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
Week 13: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 112.2 – 82.7 Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket
(W)
vs
Norberg
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 112.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 33.0 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 22.5 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 14.7 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 3.9 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 6.8 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 2.3 |
| R/W/T | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 12.0 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 12.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 7.5 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 13.3 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 8.5 |
| BN | J. Jackson | RB | LAC | 14.7 |
| BN | Patriots | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | Seahawks | DEF | 16.0 | |
| RES | D. Foreman | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket (
Norberg) — 82.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 13.9 |
| RB | T. Yeldon | RB | JAX | 10.0 |
| RB | N. Hines | RB | IND | 10.0 |
| WR | A. Humphries | WR | TB | 15.6 |
| WR | J. Smith-Schuster | WR | PIT | 7.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 4.1 |
| R/W/T | D. Baldwin | WR | SEA | 9.2 |
| K | J. Sanders | K | MIA | 3.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. Jackson | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | PHI | 8.2 |
| BN | C. Thompson | RB | WAS | 3.6 |
| BN | J. Winston | QB | TB | 22.8 |
| BN | L. Fournette | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
Week 14: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 120.7 – 96.0 Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt
(W)
vs
Waxman PLAYOFF
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 120.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 19.8 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 25.2 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 16.3 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 12.1 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 10.6 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 5.0 |
| R/W/T | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 13.7 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 8.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 19.1 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 10.8 |
| BN | J. Jackson | RB | LAC | 4.5 |
| BN | J. Samuels | RB | PIT | 12.7 |
| BN | Patriots | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | Seahawks | DEF | 14.0 |
Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt (
Waxman) — 96.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 13.5 |
| RB | D. Lewis | RB | TEN | 7.7 |
| RB | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 16.8 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 11.6 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | MIN | 10.1 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 17.2 |
| R/W/T | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 3.1 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 12.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | K. Cousins | QB | MIN | 10.8 |
| BN | L. Murray | RB | MIN | 0.4 |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Brate | TE | TB | 14.2 |
| BN | M. Breida | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Smith | WR | NO | 0.0 |
Week 15: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 95.7 – 99.8 Devonta Humpalot
(L)
vs
Wright PLAYOFF
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 95.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 18.0 |
| RB | J. Jackson | RB | LAC | 16.0 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 10.0 |
| WR | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 12.5 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | NE | 2.4 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 4.5 |
| R/W/T | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 16.3 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 11.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 0.8 |
| BN | M. Evans | WR | TB | 14.1 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 14.0 |
| BN | J. Samuels | RB | PIT | 18.2 |
| BN | Titans | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | Patriots | DEF | 7.0 |
Devonta Humpalot (
Wright) — 99.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | LAR | 9.7 |
| RB | C. Carson | RB | SEA | 23.8 |
| RB | G. Edwards | RB | BAL | 16.4 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 12.9 |
| WR | B. Cooks | WR | LAR | 8.9 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 3.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Thomas | WR | NO | 8.4 |
| K | M. Badgley | K | LAC | 3.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | A. Luck | QB | IND | 9.7 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | KC | 27.3 |
| BN | J. Conner | RB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Johnson | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Adams | RB | PHI | 8.8 |
| BN | Bears | DEF | 8.0 |
Week 16: Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi 136.8 – 127.9 this old hauschka
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton PLAYOFF
Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 136.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 28.2 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 13.4 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 12.5 |
| WR | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 16.0 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 18.0 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 14.8 |
| R/W/T | J. Samuels | RB | PIT | 13.9 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 7.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Anderson | RB | LAR | 22.7 |
| BN | J. Howard | RB | CHI | 14.0 |
| BN | R. Anderson | WR | NYJ | 24.5 |
| BN | E. McGuire | RB | NYJ | 22.0 |
| BN | J. Jackson | RB | LAC | 8.1 |
this old hauschka (
Becker-Parton) — 127.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 29.6 |
| RB | J. White | RB | NE | 12.4 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | CAR | 23.8 |
| WR | R. Woods | WR | LAR | 25.4 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | DAL | 4.0 |
| TE | T. Burton | TE | CHI | 5.5 |
| R/W/T | D. Thomas | WR | HOU | 5.2 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | SEA | 8.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | R. Ellison | TE | NYG | 2.8 |
| BN | S. Ware | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Brown | WR | BAL | 3.7 |
| BN | D. Johnson | RB | CLE | 9.6 |
| BN | J. Wilson | RB | SF | 4.8 |