Foote — 2013
Bronze Cecil Your Shorts III · Record: 9-4 ยท PPG: 97.0 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Cecil Your Shorts III 106.6 – 112.6 Asomugha to Mouth
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 106.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 19.4 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 9.0 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 11.5 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 28.1 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 3.0 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 5.1 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | 11.0 | |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 17.3 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 28.8 |
| BN | M. Tolbert | RB | CAR | 0.4 |
| BN | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 4.2 |
| BN | C. Patterson | WR | MIN | 1.0 |
| BN | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 3.0 |
Asomugha to Mouth (
Bronchtein) — 112.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 30.7 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 5.2 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 12.5 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 29.8 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 7.5 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 9.6 |
| R/W/T | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 3.3 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 5.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 6.2 |
| BN | J. Gresham | TE | CIN | 3.5 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 15.5 |
| BN | B. Powell | RB | NYJ | 6.4 |
| BN | R. Broyles | WR | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Franklin | RB | GB | 0.0 |
Week 2: Cecil Your Shorts III 107.9 – 106.2 Hauschka's Missed Tackles
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 107.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 23.0 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 16.5 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 5.6 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 5.2 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 11.6 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 23.9 |
| R/W/T | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 4.1 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | 10.0 | |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 1.9 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 18.6 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 10.5 |
| BN | M. Tolbert | RB | CAR | 4.3 |
| BN | C. Patterson | WR | MIN | 1.4 |
| BN | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 18.5 |
Hauschka's Missed Tackles (
Becker-Parton) — 106.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 11.0 |
| RB | D. Martin | RB | TB | 14.4 |
| RB | D. Richardson | RB | LAR | 8.0 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 20.1 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 18.8 |
| TE | J. Cameron | TE | CLE | 9.5 |
| R/W/T | R. Randle | WR | NYG | 1.4 |
| K | J. Brown | K | NYG | 11.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | J. Simpson | WR | MIN | 4.9 |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Bell | RB | DET | 7.2 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Pryor | QB | LV | 10.0 |
| BN | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 0.0 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Week 3: Cecil Your Shorts III 88.3 – 55.6 Cunt Punters
(W)
vs
Wright
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 88.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 15.2 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 5.2 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 5.8 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 9.4 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 0.4 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 25.4 |
| R/W/T | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 15.9 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | 7.0 | |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 11.7 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 11.5 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 4.2 |
| BN | M. Tolbert | RB | CAR | 7.8 |
| BN | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 5.1 |
| BN | C. Patterson | WR | MIN | 4.9 |
Cunt Punters (
Wright) — 55.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 12.2 |
| RB | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 4.5 |
| RB | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 11.7 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 5.2 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 3.4 |
| TE | B. Myers | TE | NYG | 3.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 9.3 |
| K | A. Henery | K | PHI | 4.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 2.2 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | KC | 14.1 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 1.8 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | ARI | 4.9 |
| BN | B. Rainey | RB | TB | 2.1 |
| BN | E. Lacy | RB | GB | 0.0 |
Week 4: Cecil Your Shorts III 150.2 – 88.8 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs
(W)
vs
Norberg
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 150.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 22.8 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 23.1 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 7.5 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 20.6 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 11.8 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 22.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 21.4 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | 8.0 | |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 10.3 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 1.7 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 10.2 |
| BN | S. Hill | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Patterson | WR | MIN | 0.9 |
| BN | Bills | DEF | 15.0 |
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (
Norberg) — 88.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 20.4 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 18.7 |
| RB | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 1.0 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 10.8 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 16.0 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 3.9 |
| R/W/T | Z. Sudfeld | TE | NYJ | 0.0 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 2.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 5.7 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 15.3 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 7.0 |
| BN | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 2.4 |
Week 5: Cecil Your Shorts III 79.0 – 66.2 Denarius Targaryen Moore
(W)
vs
Ballard
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 79.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 18.8 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 11.8 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 4.9 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 5.7 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 3.5 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 13.5 |
| R/W/T | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.8 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | 14.0 | |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 12.1 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 11.2 |
| BN | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 27.8 |
| BN | S. Hill | WR | NYJ | 2.1 |
| BN | C. Patterson | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | Bills | DEF | 4.0 |
Denarius Targaryen Moore (
Ballard) — 66.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 12.1 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 14.0 |
| RB | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 1.2 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 6.0 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 6.0 |
| R/W/T | R. Bush | RB | DET | 6.9 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 4.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Bradshaw | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cotchery | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 18.7 |
| BN | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 7.4 |
| BN | A. Luck | QB | IND | 18.1 |
Week 6: Cecil Your Shorts III 92.6 – 91.9 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich
(W)
vs
Banys
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 92.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 25.2 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 19.8 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 16.0 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 7.8 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 4.6 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 4.2 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | 9.0 | |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 10.2 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 3.3 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Hill | WR | NYJ | 4.6 |
| BN | G. Smith | QB | NYJ | 4.8 |
Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (
Banys) — 91.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 20.5 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 11.1 |
| RB | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 4.8 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 6.9 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 2.8 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 6.8 |
| R/W/T | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 19.0 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 8.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 8.3 |
| BN | J. Finley | TE | GB | 7.5 |
| BN | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 5.7 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 30.7 |
| BN | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Richardson | RB | IND | 5.3 |
| RES | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 0.0 |
Week 7: Cecil Your Shorts III 87.1 – 52.5 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers
(W)
vs
Waxman
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 87.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 27.5 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 1.1 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 5.9 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 14.2 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 6.6 |
| TE | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 6.7 |
| R/W/T | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 12.1 |
| K | N. Novak | K | LAC | 6.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 21.7 |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 17.0 |
| BN | J. Graham | TE | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 7.7 |
| BN | G. Smith | QB | NYJ | 20.5 |
| BN | Saints | DEF | 0.0 |
Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (
Waxman) — 52.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 12.9 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 0.7 |
| RB | A. Ellington | RB | ARI | 1.3 |
| WR | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 6.1 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 2.7 |
| TE | J. Thomas | TE | DEN | 10.1 |
| R/W/T | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 1.7 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 7.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Cook | TE | LAR | 3.3 |
| BN | J. Rodgers | RB | ATL | 18.2 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Williams | WR | DAL | 13.1 |
| BN | K. Thompkins | WR | NE | 1.6 |
Week 8: Cecil Your Shorts III 103.4 – 71.0 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures
(W)
vs
Wood
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 103.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 31.0 |
| RB | M. Tolbert | RB | CAR | 12.4 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 2.7 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 13.5 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 0.7 |
| TE | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 3.8 |
| R/W/T | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 21.3 |
| K | M. Nugent | K | CIN | 7.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 9.3 |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Graham | TE | NO | 15.7 |
| BN | D. Davis | WR | ATL | 13.7 |
| BN | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (
Wood) — 71.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 33.2 |
| RB | L. Miller | RB | MIA | 11.2 |
| RB | R. Hillman | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 6.3 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | LV | 3.2 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 8.1 |
| R/W/T | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 9.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Hartline | WR | MIA | 3.7 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Clark | TE | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Foles | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
Week 9: Cecil Your Shorts III 65.0 – 101.6 The Arian Brotherhood
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 65.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 6.7 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 3.4 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 6.7 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 12.1 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 23.6 |
| R/W/T | K. Stills | WR | NO | 3.5 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 7.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 7.0 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 2.9 |
| BN | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 3.5 |
| BN | D. Richardson | RB | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 22.4 |
| RES | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 6.5 |
The Arian Brotherhood (
Valenzuela) — 101.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Pryor | QB | LV | 16.9 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 14.0 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 5.0 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 12.8 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 18.8 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 5.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Woodhead | RB | LAC | 9.8 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 9.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | B. Green-Ellis | RB | CIN | 7.2 |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | W. Welker | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. White | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | Cardinals | DEF | 0.0 | |
| RES | P. Harvin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
Week 10: Cecil Your Shorts III 111.0 – 109.1 Two Girls One Kuper
(W)
vs
Baumann
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 111.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 15.2 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 12.1 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 15.5 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 28.8 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 11.9 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 5.9 |
| R/W/T | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 16.6 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 0.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 12.4 |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 4.1 |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 2.1 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 13.5 |
Two Girls One Kuper (
Baumann) — 109.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 27.1 |
| RB | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 23.1 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 13.9 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 5.2 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 16.7 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 2.7 |
| R/W/T | J. Jones | WR | GB | 4.4 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 4.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | WR | CIN | 0.9 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 6.9 |
| BN | M. White | WR | GB | 0.9 |
| BN | N. Folk | K | NYJ | 0.0 |
| RES | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Week 11: Cecil Your Shorts III 83.4 – 96.7 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 83.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 11.7 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 14.3 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 8.6 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 12.1 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 10.0 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 4.1 |
| R/W/T | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 2.6 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 14.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 1.0 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 15.0 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 11.7 |
| BN | R. Matthews | WR | MIA | 5.2 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 1.8 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 1.1 |
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (
Freundlich) — 96.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 23.0 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 6.5 |
| RB | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 9.3 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 5.0 |
| WR | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 9.1 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 9.3 |
| R/W/T | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 9.5 |
| K | D. Akers | K | DET | 9.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 19.4 |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Jennings | RB | LV | 20.8 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 1.0 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 14.5 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 21.4 |
Week 12: Cecil Your Shorts III 86.2 – 81.4 Asomugha to Mouth
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 86.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | TEN | 23.4 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 3.4 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 12.5 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 10.1 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 4.6 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 16.0 |
| R/W/T | K. Stills | WR | NO | 2.2 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 3.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 2.7 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 11.1 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 3.0 |
| BN | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 0.0 |
Asomugha to Mouth (
Bronchtein) — 81.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 23.4 |
| RB | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 2.7 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 3.4 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 0.7 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 14.4 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 4.3 |
| R/W/T | C. Fleener | TE | IND | 11.5 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 14.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | J. | K | erley | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Powell | RB | NYJ | 6.5 |
| BN | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 2.9 |
| BN | Seahawks | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 13: Cecil Your Shorts III 100.3 – 129.9 Hauschka's Missed Tackles
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 100.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 10.5 |
| RB | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 3.9 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 6.6 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 10.6 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 36.9 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 10.2 |
| R/W/T | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 5.6 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 16.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 4.2 |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 9.2 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 4.5 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 8.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | TEN | 15.4 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 0.3 |
Hauschka's Missed Tackles (
Becker-Parton) — 129.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 19.4 |
| RB | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 15.0 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 19.6 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 12.1 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 38.1 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 18.7 |
| R/W/T | R. Randle | WR | NYG | 2.0 |
| K | N. Novak | K | LAC | 4.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | NE | 5.4 |
| BN | J. Bell | RB | DET | 18.8 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 29.1 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 3.5 |
| BN | J. Reed | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
Week 14: Cecil Your Shorts III 136.7 – 103.8 Denarius Targaryen Moore
(W)
vs
Ballard PLAYOFF
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 136.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 30.1 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 19.5 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 14.8 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 14.8 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 13.7 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 17.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 13.0 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 4.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 3.2 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 6.5 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 21.7 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | TEN | 9.3 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 1.7 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 2.2 |
Denarius Targaryen Moore (
Ballard) — 103.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 32.2 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 9.5 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 5.2 |
| WR | J. Cotchery | WR | PIT | 11.7 |
| TE | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 2.3 |
| R/W/T | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 10.9 |
| K | D. Carpenter | K | BUF | 6.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 26.0 | |
| BN | E. Royal | WR | LAC | 1.3 |
| BN | A. Pettis | WR | LAR | 1.9 |
| BN | C. | K | eenum | 9.7 |
| BN | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 1.7 |
| BN | R. Succop | K | KC | 9.0 |
| BN | Texans | DEF | 1.0 |
Week 15: Cecil Your Shorts III 80.1 – 125.2 The Arian Brotherhood
(L)
vs
Valenzuela PLAYOFF
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 80.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 19.2 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 18.8 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 10.6 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 4.5 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 12.9 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 2.5 |
| R/W/T | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 0.6 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 11.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 2.5 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 2.4 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | TEN | 30.3 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 2.1 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 5.0 |
The Arian Brotherhood (
Valenzuela) — 125.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 8.3 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 51.5 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 10.6 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 9.3 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 14.9 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 2.3 |
| R/W/T | R. White | WR | ATL | 5.3 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 9.0 |
| DEF | Cardinals | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | D. Woodhead | RB | LAC | 4.2 |
| BN | W. Welker | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Green | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Rainey | RB | TB | 3.0 |
| BN | K. Davis | RB | KC | 10.2 |
| BN | Titans | DEF | 1.0 |
Week 16: Cecil Your Shorts III 118.0 – 90.0 Cunt Punters
(W)
vs
Wright PLAYOFF
Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 118.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 31.6 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 17.9 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 6.7 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 18.3 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 7.6 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 13.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 4.6 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 11.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 3.4 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 3.2 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | TEN | 9.3 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 5.8 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 2.6 |
Cunt Punters (
Wright) — 90.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 14.4 |
| RB | E. Lacy | RB | GB | 21.0 |
| RB | Z. Stacy | RB | LAR | 14.9 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 4.6 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 9.6 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 2.7 |
| R/W/T | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 9.8 |
| K | D. Akers | K | DET | 4.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 17.9 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 7.0 |
| BN | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 10.9 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | ARI | 9.1 |
| BN | Panthers | DEF | 14.0 |