Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich · Record: 4-9 · PPG: 91.1 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 78.7 – 102.3 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (L) vs Freundlich

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 78.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	12.8
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	15.1
RB	T. Richardson	RB	IND	7.7
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	6.4
WR	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	1.5
TE	J. Finley	TE	GB	11.6
R/W/T	D. McFadden	RB	LV	12.6
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	6.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		5.0
BN	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	10.9
BN	D. McCluster	WR	KC	4.3
BN	A. Boldin	WR	SF	26.8
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	10.8
BN	K. Williams	WR	KC	3.6
BN	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	0.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 102.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Griffin	QB	WAS	19.6
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	29.1
RB	D. Wilson	RB	NYG	-2.1
WR	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	11.4
WR	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	4.0
TE	V. Davis	TE	SF	21.8
R/W/T	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	4.5
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	8.0
DEF	Colts	DEF		6.0
BN	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	9.9
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	1.5
BN	D. Heyward-Bey	WR	IND	3.3
BN	K. Hunter	RB	SF	2.4
BN	V. Ballard	RB	IND	5.8
BN	C. Givens	WR	LAR	2.7

Week 2: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 100.9 – 88.6 Two Girls One Kuper (W) vs Baumann

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 100.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	16.7
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	14.1
RB	T. Richardson	RB	IND	7.9
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	20.3
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	0.7
TE	J. Finley	TE	GB	12.5
R/W/T	D. McFadden	RB	LV	13.7
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	9.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		6.0
BN	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	19.6
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	8.2
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	12.5
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	17.5
BN	K. Williams	WR	KC	3.9
BN	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	0.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 88.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Manning	QB	DEN	20.0
RB	S. Ridley	RB	NE	4.0
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	12.0
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	8.7
WR	M. Colston	WR	NO	6.3
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	1.2
R/W/T	R. Mendenhall	RB	ARI	15.4
K	M. Prater	K	DEN	11.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		10.0
BN	D. Thomas	RB	MIA	4.0
BN	P. Thomas	RB	NO	4.8
BN	M. Williams	WR	TB	0.9
BN	B. Pierce	RB	BAL	11.5
BN	B. Brown	RB	PHI	1.4
BN	K. Stills	WR	NO	1.0

Week 3: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 84.1 – 128.5 The Arian Brotherhood (L) vs Valenzuela

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 84.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	29.4
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	17.1
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	11.5
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	8.3
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	6.7
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	1.0
R/W/T	J. Finley	TE	GB	0.0
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	9.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		1.0
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	4.4
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	10.9
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	2.2
BN	K. Williams	WR	KC	1.2
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	9.5
BN	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	0.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 128.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	21.6
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	21.8
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	26.3
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	10.6
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	14.4
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	11.5
R/W/T	T. Austin	WR	LAR	3.3
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	7.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		12.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	6.9
BN	E. Royal	WR	LAC	3.4
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	0.6
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	1.6
BN	C. Fleener	TE	IND	1.3
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	6.0
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Week 4: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 110.7 – 76.5 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (W) vs Wood

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 110.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	17.6
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	17.7
RB	T. Richardson	RB	IND	12.6
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	11.9
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	15.0
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	9.0
R/W/T	D. McFadden	RB	LV	2.9
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	11.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		13.0
BN	J. Finley	TE	GB	0.0
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	11.8
BN	C. Newton	QB	CAR	0.0
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	14.7
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	2.4
BN	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	0.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 76.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	32.7
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	1.7
RB	L. Miller	RB	MIA	12.8
WR	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	3.4
WR	S. Rice	WR	SEA	1.1
TE	D. Clark	TE	BAL	3.4
R/W/T	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	3.4
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	12.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		6.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	11.9
BN	D. Moore	WR	LV	6.6
BN	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	0.0
BN	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	11.0
BN	M. Bush	RB	CHI	0.0
BN	C. Ivory	RB	NYJ	0.0

Week 5: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 99.4 – 133.0 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (L) vs Waxman

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 99.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	6.8
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	11.5
RB	T. Richardson	RB	IND	5.6
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	2.1
WR	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	10.5
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	5.6
R/W/T	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	21.3
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	14.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		22.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	J. Finley	TE	GB	3.2
BN	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	0.0
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	4.2
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	23.0
BN	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	19.6
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 133.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	40.9
RB	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	17.8
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	4.1
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	12.1
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	4.3
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	24.2
R/W/T	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	1.6
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	10.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		18.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	2.6
BN	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	12.6
BN	A. Roberts	WR	ARI	0.0
BN	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	0.0
BN	T. Hilton	WR	IND	26.0
BN	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	8.3

Week 6: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 91.9 – 92.6 Cecil Your Shorts III (L) vs Foote

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 91.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	20.5
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	11.1
RB	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	4.8
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	6.9
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	2.8
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	6.8
R/W/T	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	19.0
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	8.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		12.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	8.3
BN	J. Finley	TE	GB	7.5
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	5.7
BN	C. Newton	QB	CAR	30.7
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	0.0
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	5.3
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 92.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	25.2
RB	A. Foster	RB	HOU	19.8
RB	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	16.0
WR	D. Thomas	WR	DEN	7.8
WR	D. Bowe	WR	KC	4.6
TE	J. Graham	TE	NO	0.0
R/W/T	A. Jeffery	WR	CHI	4.2
K	G. Hartley	K		9.0
DEF	Saints	DEF		6.0
BN	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	0.0
BN	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	10.2
BN	G. Tate	WR	SEA	3.3
BN	C. Clay	TE	MIA	0.0
BN	S. Hill	WR	NYJ	4.6
BN	G. Smith	QB	NYJ	4.8

Week 7: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 94.2 – 99.1 Asomugha to Mouth (L) vs Bronchtein

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 94.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	-0.9
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	28.9
RB	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	14.5
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	5.8
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	7.4
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	6.7
R/W/T	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	5.8
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	12.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		14.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	J. Finley	TE	GB	13.2
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	4.4
BN	C. Newton	QB	CAR	14.8
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	8.8
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	1.7
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 99.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	20.8
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	15.4
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	22.4
WR	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	4.1
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	5.0
TE	C. Fleener	TE	IND	9.8
R/W/T	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	0.6
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	10.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		11.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	5.5
BN	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	3.0
BN	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	0.0
BN	A. Brown	WR	PIT	5.3
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.6
BN	R. Woods	WR	BUF	2.4

Week 8: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 91.1 – 94.6 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (L) vs Becker-Parton

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 91.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	27.8
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	19.8
RB	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	11.3
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	4.6
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	5.6
TE	B. Pettigrew	TE	DET	3.1
R/W/T	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	4.9
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	2.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		12.0
BN	M. Forte	RB	CHI	0.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	SF	0.0
BN	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	0.0
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	0.0
BN	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	3.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 94.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	15.2
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	19.2
RB	R. Helu	RB	WAS	2.5
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	19.3
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	19.2
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	2.7
R/W/T	D. Amendola	WR	NE	1.5
K	D. Akers	K	DET	7.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	11.4
BN	L. Blount	RB	NE	4.6
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	C. Ivory	RB	NYJ	1.1
BN	D. Martin	RB	TB	0.0
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	0.0

Week 9: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 84.3 – 124.6 Cunt Punters (L) vs Wright

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 84.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	18.2
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	23.9
RB	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	9.9
WR	E. Bennett	WR	CHI	0.0
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	17.2
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	3.6
R/W/T	D. McFadden	RB	LV	1.5
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	9.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		1.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	SF	0.0
BN	A. Boldin	WR	SF	0.0
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	8.2
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	5.3
BN	Cowboys	DEF		12.0
BN	49ers	DEF		0.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 124.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	2.0
RB	E. Lacy	RB	GB	21.0
RB	L. Bell	RB	PIT	13.9
WR	J. Nelson	WR	GB	6.7
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	16.7
TE	J. Reed	TE	WAS	5.5
R/W/T	Z. Stacy	RB	LAR	29.8
K	G. Hartley	K		10.0
DEF	Panthers	DEF		19.0
BN	J. Cameron	TE	CLE	0.4
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	5.4
BN	V. Jackson	WR	TB	1.1
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	CAR	9.7
BN	M. Floyd	WR	ARI	0.0
BN	M. James	RB	TB	20.7
RES	S. Vereen	RB	NE	0.0

Week 10: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 70.0 – 40.7 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 70.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	6.3
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	4.9
RB	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	6.2
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	17.9
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	2.3
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	2.9
R/W/T	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	1.5
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	17.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		11.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	SF	3.0
BN	D. McCluster	WR	KC	0.0
BN	R. Cooper	WR	PHI	22.2
BN	A. Dobson	WR	NE	0.0
BN	D. Johnson	RB	HOU	2.1
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 40.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	7.3
RB	J. Starks	RB	GB	1.4
RB	M. Ball	RB	DEN	2.0
WR	B. LaFell	WR	CAR	4.8
WR	E. Sanders	WR	PIT	3.8
TE	T. Eifert	TE	CIN	5.5
R/W/T	N. Washington	WR	TEN	2.9
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	8.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		5.0
BN	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0
BN	D. Murray	RB	DAL	15.5
BN	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	4.2
BN	T. Brady	QB	NE	0.0
BN	H. Miller	TE	PIT	0.6
BN	B. Bolden	RB	NE	0.0

Week 11: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 96.8 – 109.0 Denarius Targaryen Moore (L) vs Ballard

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 96.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	26.6
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	18.5
RB	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	3.9
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	7.7
WR	R. Cooper	WR	PHI	3.7
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	4.8
R/W/T	A. Boldin	WR	SF	11.6
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	13.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		7.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	SF	0.8
BN	D. McCluster	WR	KC	5.3
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	3.9
BN	A. Dobson	WR	NE	3.8
BN	D. Johnson	RB	HOU	0.2
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 109.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	18.4
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	20.4
RB	R. Bush	RB	DET	3.4
WR	E. Royal	WR	LAC	2.0
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	29.9
TE	Z. Miller	TE	SEA	6.9
R/W/T	K. Wright	WR	TEN	8.0
K	D. Carpenter	K	BUF	13.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		7.0
BN	A. Pettis	WR	LAR	0.0
BN	A. Bradshaw	RB	IND	0.0
BN	S. Smith	WR	CAR	6.2
BN	J. Cotchery	WR	PIT	10.8
BN	C.	K	eenum	8.8
BN	Chiefs	DEF		2.0

Week 12: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 104.5 – 99.1 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (W) vs Freundlich

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 104.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	20.1
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	9.7
RB	R. Mendenhall	RB	ARI	13.8
WR	M. Manningham	WR	SF	4.5
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	4.8
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	12.2
R/W/T	A. Boldin	WR	SF	21.4
K	N. Folk	K	NYJ	3.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		15.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	R. Cooper	WR	PHI	0.0
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	0.0
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	18.7
BN	A. Dobson	WR	NE	0.0
BN	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	0.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 99.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Griffin	QB	WAS	5.4
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	18.8
RB	A. Brown	RB	NYG	15.8
WR	H. Douglas	WR	ATL	7.9
WR	J. Boykin	WR	GB	12.0
TE	V. Davis	TE	SF	11.0
R/W/T	R. Jennings	RB	LV	12.2
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	8.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		8.0
BN	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	D. Heyward-Bey	WR	IND	4.2
BN	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	20.4
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	27.8
BN	D. Brown	RB	IND	-0.1

Week 13: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 77.3 – 116.8 Two Girls One Kuper (L) vs Baumann

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 77.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	27.3
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	15.1
RB	R. Mendenhall	RB	ARI	7.6
WR	M. Manningham	WR	SF	0.0
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	4.1
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	1.4
R/W/T	A. Boldin	WR	SF	9.8
K	N. Folk	K	NYJ	3.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		9.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	1.3
BN	R. Cooper	WR	PHI	4.8
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	19.8
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	14.2
BN	A. Dobson	WR	NE	0.0
BN	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	10.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	6.8

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 116.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Manning	QB	DEN	31.8
RB	S. Ridley	RB	NE	0.0
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	11.3
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	41.4
WR	J. Jones	WR	GB	7.9
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	5.3
R/W/T	P. Thomas	RB	NO	2.1
K	M. Prater	K	DEN	5.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		12.0
BN	B. Leonard	RB	TB	1.0
BN	M. Colston	WR	NO	2.7
BN	W. McGahee	RB	CLE	13.1
BN	M. Jones	WR	CIN	1.2
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	7.7
BN	Rams	DEF		6.0
RES	R. Cobb	WR	GB	0.0

Week 14: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 86.1 – 107.9 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (L) vs Wood PLAYOFF

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 86.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	15.2
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	23.5
RB	R. Mendenhall	RB	ARI	10.1
WR	M. Manningham	WR	SF	0.0
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	3.7
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	4.3
R/W/T	A. Boldin	WR	SF	9.3
K	N. Folk	K	NYJ	15.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		5.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	R. Cooper	WR	PHI	9.4
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	3.8
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	1.9
BN	A. Dobson	WR	NE	0.0
BN	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	5.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	4.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 107.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	28.8
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	16.8
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	10.9
WR	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	10.9
WR	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	11.1
TE	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	4.0
R/W/T	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	15.4
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	9.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		1.0
BN	D. Moore	WR	LV	0.0
BN	N. Foles	QB	PHI	19.5
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	8.8
BN	L. Miller	RB	MIA	3.3
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	0.0
BN	R. Gould	K	CHI	13.0

Week 16: Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich 82.6 – 58.7 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg PLAYOFF

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 82.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	9.8
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	5.4
RB	R. Mendenhall	RB	ARI	8.3
WR	M. Manningham	WR	SF	0.0
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	20.4
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	8.5
R/W/T	A. Boldin	WR	SF	13.2
K	N. Folk	K	NYJ	6.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		11.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	7.6
BN	R. Cooper	WR	PHI	11.3
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	17.8
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	3.8
BN	A. Dobson	WR	NE	2.1
BN	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	4.0
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	10.2

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 58.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	NE	10.9
RB	J. Starks	RB	GB	7.0
RB	M. Ball	RB	DEN	3.2
WR	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0
WR	B. LaFell	WR	CAR	1.3
TE	T. Eifert	TE	CIN	0.6
R/W/T	N. Washington	WR	TEN	17.7
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	7.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		11.0
BN	E. Sanders	WR	PIT	6.7
BN	D. Murray	RB	DAL	23.1
BN	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	0.0
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	12.0
BN	H. Miller	TE	PIT	1.7
BN	B. Bolden	RB	NE	2.2