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Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs · Record: 1-12 ยท PPG: 69.3 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 89.6117.4 Cunt Punters (L) vs Wright

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 89.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 15.1
RB J. Charles RB KC 16.0
RB S. Vereen RB NE 15.9
WR J. Jones WR ATL 11.6
WR R. Wayne WR IND 15.6
TE Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 0.0
R/W/T M. Ball RB DEN 2.4
K S. Janikowski K LV 5.0
DEF Broncos DEF 8.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 0.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 5.7
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 7.6
BN H. Miller TE PIT 0.0
BN T. Eifert TE CIN 4.7

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 117.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 24.6
RB D. Williams RB CAR 8.0
RB E. Lacy RB GB 11.2
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 16.4
WR V. Jackson WR TB 15.4
TE B. Myers TE NYG 12.6
R/W/T M. Austin WR DAL 7.2
K G. Zuerlein K LAR 13.0
DEF Texans DEF 9.0
BN J. Nelson WR GB 19.0
BN D. Woodhead RB LAC 1.6
BN K. Moreno RB DEN 6.5
BN C. Palmer QB ARI 17.1
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 8.2
BN R. Hillman RB DEN 4.2
Week 2: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 93.0106.2 Denarius Targaryen Moore (L) vs Ballard

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 93.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 11.2
RB J. Charles RB KC 16.3
RB M. Ball RB DEN 2.1
WR J. Jones WR ATL 24.2
WR R. Wayne WR IND 4.6
TE Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 0.0
R/W/T T. Eifert TE CIN 6.6
K S. Janikowski K LV 13.0
DEF Broncos DEF 15.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 7.8
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN S. Vereen RB NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 12.6
BN H. Miller TE PIT 0.0
BN B. Jacobs RB NYG 6.4

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 106.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 18.6
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 9.7
RB R. Bush RB DET 6.9
WR C. Johnson WR DET 23.6
WR S. Smith WR CAR 5.2
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 8.4
R/W/T J. Jones WR GB 15.8
K D. Carpenter K BUF 12.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 6.0
BN G. Little WR CLE 3.3
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 10.2
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 14.4
BN M. Vick QB PHI 34.3
BN I. Pead RB LAR 1.9
BN K. Wright WR TEN 11.4
Week 3: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 64.1112.3 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (L) vs Becker-Parton

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 64.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 15.5
RB J. Charles RB KC 23.2
RB B. Jacobs RB NYG 0.2
WR J. Jones WR ATL 12.2
WR R. Wayne WR IND 6.3
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 0.7
R/W/T Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 0.0
K S. Janikowski K LV 3.0
DEF Broncos DEF 3.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 3.9
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN S. Vereen RB NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 16.9
BN H. Miller TE PIT 3.5
BN M. Ball RB DEN 4.1

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 112.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB SEA 21.5
RB D. Martin RB TB 10.8
RB D. Richardson RB LAR 0.0
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 9.8
WR R. Cobb WR GB 5.4
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 24.6
R/W/T J. Bell RB DET 19.2
K J. Brown K NYG 0.0
DEF Ravens DEF 21.0
BN D. Amendola WR NE 0.0
BN J. Starks RB GB 5.5
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN T. Pryor QB LV 18.8
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 22.8
BN L. Bell RB PIT 0.0
Week 4: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 88.8150.2 Cecil Your Shorts III (L) vs Foote

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 88.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 20.4
RB J. Charles RB KC 18.7
RB B. Jacobs RB NYG 1.0
WR J. Jones WR ATL 10.8
WR R. Wayne WR IND 16.0
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 3.9
R/W/T Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 0.0
K S. Janikowski K LV 2.0
DEF Broncos DEF 16.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 5.7
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN S. Vereen RB NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 15.3
BN H. Miller TE PIT 7.0
BN M. Ball RB DEN 2.4

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 150.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Ryan QB ATL 22.8
RB A. Foster RB HOU 23.1
RB G. Bernard RB CIN 7.5
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 20.6
WR D. Bowe WR KC 11.8
TE J. Graham TE NO 22.0
R/W/T A. Jeffery WR CHI 21.4
K G. Hartley K 8.0
DEF Saints DEF 13.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 10.3
BN G. Tate WR SEA 1.7
BN C. Clay TE MIA 10.2
BN S. Hill WR NYJ 0.0
BN C. Patterson WR MIN 0.9
BN Bills DEF 15.0
Week 5: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 64.968.2 Asomugha to Mouth (L) vs Bronchtein

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 64.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 5.9
RB J. Charles RB KC 18.5
RB B. Jacobs RB NYG 1.7
WR J. Jones WR ATL 9.9
WR R. Wayne WR IND 8.5
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 5.3
R/W/T M. Ball RB DEN 0.1
K S. Janikowski K LV 11.0
DEF Broncos DEF 4.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 0.0
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN S. Vereen RB NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 0.0
BN H. Miller TE PIT 0.0
BN Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 0.0

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 68.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 9.9
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 10.7
RB F. Gore RB SF 14.1
WR J. Avant WR PHI 3.3
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 4.8
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 9.7
R/W/T B. Powell RB NYJ 4.7
K M. Bryant K ATL 4.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 7.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 2.0
BN G. Jennings WR MIN 0.0
BN M. Schaub QB HOU 0.9
BN A. Brown WR PIT 0.0
BN J. Franklin RB GB 0.1
BN R. Woods WR BUF 6.4
Week 6: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 98.282.7 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (W) vs Wood

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 98.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 14.4
RB J. Charles RB KC 24.8
RB B. Jacobs RB NYG 23.4
WR E. Sanders WR PIT 13.0
WR R. Wayne WR IND 8.8
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 1.3
R/W/T M. Ball RB DEN 1.5
K S. Janikowski K LV 1.0
DEF Broncos DEF 10.0
BN J. Jones WR ATL 0.0
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.9
BN S. Vereen RB NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 15.7
BN H. Miller TE PIT 8.4
BN Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 0.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 82.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 16.5
RB R. Rice RB BAL 4.9
RB R. Hillman RB DEN 3.6
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 18.4
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 8.8
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 1.9
R/W/T C. Ivory RB NYJ 1.6
K S. Gostkowski K NE 14.0
DEF Bears DEF 13.0
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 20.3
BN B. Hartline WR MIA 0.0
BN D. Moore WR LV 14.2
BN S. Rice WR SEA 1.5
BN D. Clark TE BAL 14.1
BN L. Miller RB MIA 0.0
Week 7: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 39.6105.9 The Arian Brotherhood (L) vs Valenzuela

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 39.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 7.1
RB J. Charles RB KC 16.3
RB B. Jacobs RB NYG 0.0
WR E. Sanders WR PIT 0.7
WR R. Wayne WR IND 5.0
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 10.5
R/W/T M. Ball RB DEN 0.0
K S. Janikowski K LV 0.0
DEF Broncos DEF 0.0
BN J. Jones WR ATL 0.0
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN S. Vereen RB NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 12.9
BN H. Miller TE PIT 5.7
BN Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 0.0

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 105.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 26.3
RB D. Woodhead RB LAC 13.6
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 8.1
WR A. Green WR CIN 21.5
WR W. Welker WR DEN 9.6
TE A. Gates TE LAC 3.1
R/W/T K. Allen WR LAC 6.7
K D. Bailey K DAL 5.0
DEF Patriots DEF 12.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB CIN 2.4
BN D. Murray RB DAL 0.0
BN R. White WR ATL 0.0
BN T. Pryor QB LV 0.0
BN T. Austin WR LAR 1.9
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 13.6
RES P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
Week 8: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 71.0101.0 Two Girls One Kuper (L) vs Baumann

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 71.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 7.1
RB J. Charles RB KC 12.0
RB B. Jacobs RB NYG 0.0
WR E. Sanders WR PIT 16.8
WR R. Wayne WR IND 0.0
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 2.3
R/W/T M. Ball RB DEN 9.8
K S. Janikowski K LV 3.0
DEF Broncos DEF 20.0
BN J. Jones WR ATL 0.0
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN S. Vereen RB NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 11.1
BN H. Miller TE PIT 1.9
BN Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 1.0

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 101.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 21.9
RB S. Ridley RB NE 13.9
RB A. Morris RB WAS 15.3
WR E. Decker WR DEN 4.2
WR M. Colston WR NO 1.8
TE J. Witten TE DAL 1.5
R/W/T P. Thomas RB NO 9.4
K M. Prater K DEN 9.0
DEF Bengals DEF 24.0
BN R. Mendenhall RB ARI 0.0
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 2.8
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 0.0
BN M. Williams WR TB 2.0
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 0.0
BN B. Brown RB PHI 0.1
Week 9: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 63.571.3 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (L) vs Freundlich

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 63.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Smith QB KC 5.7
RB J. Charles RB KC 9.6
RB J. Starks RB GB 10.0
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 7.4
WR E. Sanders WR PIT 9.8
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 1.4
R/W/T B. Bolden RB NE 3.6
K S. Janikowski K LV 10.0
DEF Titans DEF 6.0
BN T. Brady QB NE 33.2
BN N. Washington WR TEN 0.0
BN H. Miller TE PIT 4.3
BN B. Jacobs RB NYG 0.0
BN M. Ball RB DEN 0.0
BN Broncos DEF 0.0

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 71.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 19.0
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 23.7
RB D. Brown RB IND 4.9
WR H. Douglas WR ATL 8.2
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 4.6
TE A. Quarless TE GB 3.4
R/W/T J. Boykin WR GB 1.5
K M. Crosby K GB 8.0
DEF Raiders DEF -2.0
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR IND 1.1
BN H. Nicks WR NYG 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.0
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 0.0
BN R. Griffin QB WAS 11.3
BN D. Wilson RB NYG 0.0
RES A. Brown RB NYG 0.0
Week 10: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 40.770.0 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (L) vs Banys

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 40.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB E. Manning QB NYG 7.3
RB J. Starks RB GB 1.4
RB M. Ball RB DEN 2.0
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 4.8
WR E. Sanders WR PIT 3.8
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 5.5
R/W/T N. Washington WR TEN 2.9
K S. Janikowski K LV 8.0
DEF Broncos DEF 5.0
BN P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
BN D. Murray RB DAL 15.5
BN C. Shorts WR JAX 4.2
BN T. Brady QB NE 0.0
BN H. Miller TE PIT 0.6
BN B. Bolden RB NE 0.0

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 70.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 6.3
RB M. Forte RB CHI 4.9
RB F. Jackson RB BUF 6.2
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 17.9
WR A. Boldin WR SF 2.3
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 2.9
R/W/T M. Wallace WR MIA 1.5
K S. Hauschka K SEA 17.0
DEF 49ers DEF 11.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 0.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 3.0
BN D. McCluster WR KC 0.0
BN R. Cooper WR PHI 22.2
BN A. Dobson WR NE 0.0
BN D. Johnson RB HOU 2.1
RES M. Crabtree WR SF 0.0
Week 11: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 60.579.2 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (L) vs Waxman

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 60.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 14.1
RB J. Starks RB GB -0.1
RB M. Ball RB DEN 16.1
WR P. Harvin WR SEA 1.7
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 11.9
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 1.5
R/W/T N. Washington WR TEN 5.3
K S. Janikowski K LV 4.0
DEF Broncos DEF 6.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 0.2
BN D. Murray RB DAL 0.0
BN C. Shorts WR JAX 2.2
BN E. Manning QB NYG 13.5
BN H. Miller TE PIT 6.7
BN B. Bolden RB NE 0.0

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 79.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Smith QB KC 22.4
RB D. Sproles RB NO 3.5
RB A. Ellington RB ARI 1.3
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 12.1
WR T. Hilton WR IND 4.4
TE J. Thomas TE DEN 10.3
R/W/T T. Smith WR BAL 9.2
K P. Dawson K SF 10.0
DEF Browns DEF 6.0
BN C. Spiller RB BUF 1.6
BN J. Rodgers RB ATL 3.0
BN T. Romo QB DAL 0.0
BN S. Jackson RB ATL 6.5
BN T. Williams WR DAL 0.0
BN K. Thompkins WR NE 6.0
Week 12: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 67.8101.9 Cunt Punters (L) vs Wright

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 67.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 23.8
RB J. Starks RB GB 3.2
RB M. Ball RB DEN 3.7
WR P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 3.6
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 0.0
R/W/T N. Washington WR TEN 4.5
K S. Janikowski K LV 15.0
DEF Broncos DEF 14.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 11.2
BN D. Murray RB DAL 12.6
BN C. Shorts WR JAX 7.1
BN E. Manning QB NYG 15.0
BN H. Miller TE PIT 4.1
BN B. Bolden RB NE 12.9

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 101.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Palmer QB ARI 20.6
RB E. Lacy RB GB 21.8
RB Z. Stacy RB LAR 15.7
WR J. Nelson WR GB 5.8
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 17.7
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 3.2
R/W/T V. Jackson WR TB 6.1
K G. Hartley K 5.0
DEF Panthers DEF 6.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 12.7
BN C. Ogbonnaya RB CLE 2.1
BN S. Vereen RB NE 9.1
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 0.0
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 3.5
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 10.4
Week 13: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 58.792.5 Denarius Targaryen Moore (L) vs Ballard

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 58.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 20.8
RB J. Starks RB GB 0.2
RB M. Ball RB DEN 12.1
WR P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 9.6
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 0.9
R/W/T N. Washington WR TEN 8.1
K S. Janikowski K LV 6.0
DEF Broncos DEF 1.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 10.3
BN D. Murray RB DAL 28.2
BN C. Shorts WR JAX 12.4
BN E. Manning QB NYG 11.4
BN H. Miller TE PIT 8.6
BN B. Bolden RB NE 2.0

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 92.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 10.2
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 16.1
RB R. Bush RB DET 22.2
WR C. Johnson WR DET 16.1
WR J. Cotchery WR PIT 6.6
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.6
R/W/T K. Wright WR TEN 7.7
K D. Carpenter K BUF 7.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 6.0
BN E. Royal WR LAC 0.0
BN A. Pettis WR LAR 1.1
BN S. Smith WR CAR 5.1
BN C. K eenum 15.5
BN R. Succop K KC 4.0
BN Texans DEF 2.0
Week 14: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 60.069.9 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (L) vs Waxman PLAYOFF

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 60.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 22.8
RB J. Starks RB GB 1.9
RB M. Ball RB DEN 14.7
WR P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 2.2
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 2.0
R/W/T N. Washington WR TEN 2.4
K S. Janikowski K LV 9.0
DEF Broncos DEF 5.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 12.5
BN D. Murray RB DAL 15.5
BN C. Shorts WR JAX 7.3
BN E. Manning QB NYG 10.4
BN H. Miller TE PIT 5.6
BN B. Bolden RB NE 0.0

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 69.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Smith QB KC 14.2
RB C. Spiller RB BUF 4.8
RB S. Jackson RB ATL 8.0
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 15.6
WR T. Hilton WR IND 0.7
TE J. Thomas TE DEN 9.5
R/W/T T. Smith WR BAL 3.1
K P. Dawson K SF 15.0
DEF Raiders DEF -1.0
BN J. Cook TE LAR 4.9
BN D. Walker TE TEN 0.0
BN T. Romo QB DAL 16.1
BN D. Sproles RB NO 6.1
BN T. Williams WR DAL 3.6
BN A. Ellington RB ARI 12.3
Week 16: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 58.782.6 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (L) vs Banys PLAYOFF

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 58.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 10.9
RB J. Starks RB GB 7.0
RB M. Ball RB DEN 3.2
WR P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 1.3
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 0.6
R/W/T N. Washington WR TEN 17.7
K S. Janikowski K LV 7.0
DEF Broncos DEF 11.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 6.7
BN D. Murray RB DAL 23.1
BN C. Shorts WR JAX 0.0
BN E. Manning QB NYG 12.0
BN H. Miller TE PIT 1.7
BN B. Bolden RB NE 2.2

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 82.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 9.8
RB M. Forte RB CHI 5.4
RB R. Mendenhall RB ARI 8.3
WR M. Manningham WR SF 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 20.4
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 8.5
R/W/T A. Boldin WR SF 13.2
K N. Folk K NYJ 6.0
DEF 49ers DEF 11.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 7.6
BN R. Cooper WR PHI 11.3
BN F. Jackson RB BUF 17.8
BN M. Wallace WR MIA 3.8
BN A. Dobson WR NE 2.1
BN S. Hauschka K SEA 4.0
RES M. Crabtree WR SF 10.2