Norberg — 2013
Goose Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs · Record: 1-12 ยท PPG: 69.3 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 89.6 – 117.4 Cunt Punters
(L)
vs
Wright
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 89.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 15.1 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 16.0 |
| RB | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 15.9 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 11.6 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 15.6 |
| TE | Z. Sudfeld | TE | NYJ | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 2.4 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 5.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 5.7 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 7.6 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 4.7 |
Cunt Punters (
Wright) — 117.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 24.6 |
| RB | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 8.0 |
| RB | E. Lacy | RB | GB | 11.2 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 16.4 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 15.4 |
| TE | B. Myers | TE | NYG | 12.6 |
| R/W/T | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 7.2 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 13.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 19.0 |
| BN | D. Woodhead | RB | LAC | 1.6 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 6.5 |
| BN | C. Palmer | QB | ARI | 17.1 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | ARI | 8.2 |
| BN | R. Hillman | RB | DEN | 4.2 |
Week 2: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 93.0 – 106.2 Denarius Targaryen Moore
(L)
vs
Ballard
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 93.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 11.2 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 16.3 |
| RB | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 2.1 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 24.2 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 4.6 |
| TE | Z. Sudfeld | TE | NYJ | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 6.6 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 13.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 7.8 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 12.6 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 6.4 |
Denarius Targaryen Moore (
Ballard) — 106.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 18.6 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 9.7 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | DET | 6.9 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 23.6 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 5.2 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 8.4 |
| R/W/T | J. Jones | WR | GB | 15.8 |
| K | D. Carpenter | K | BUF | 12.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | G. Little | WR | CLE | 3.3 |
| BN | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 10.2 |
| BN | A. Bradshaw | RB | IND | 14.4 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 34.3 |
| BN | I. Pead | RB | LAR | 1.9 |
| BN | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 11.4 |
Week 3: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 64.1 – 112.3 Hauschka's Missed Tackles
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 64.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 15.5 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 23.2 |
| RB | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 0.2 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 12.2 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 6.3 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 0.7 |
| R/W/T | Z. Sudfeld | TE | NYJ | 0.0 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 3.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 3.9 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 16.9 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 3.5 |
| BN | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 4.1 |
Hauschka's Missed Tackles (
Becker-Parton) — 112.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 21.5 |
| RB | D. Martin | RB | TB | 10.8 |
| RB | D. Richardson | RB | LAR | 0.0 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 9.8 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 5.4 |
| TE | J. Cameron | TE | CLE | 24.6 |
| R/W/T | J. Bell | RB | DET | 19.2 |
| K | J. Brown | K | NYG | 0.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 5.5 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Pryor | QB | LV | 18.8 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 22.8 |
| BN | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 0.0 |
Week 4: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 88.8 – 150.2 Cecil Your Shorts III
(L)
vs
Foote
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 88.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 20.4 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 18.7 |
| RB | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 1.0 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 10.8 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 16.0 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 3.9 |
| R/W/T | Z. Sudfeld | TE | NYJ | 0.0 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 2.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 5.7 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 15.3 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 7.0 |
| BN | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 2.4 |
Cecil Your Shorts III (
Foote) — 150.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 22.8 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 23.1 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 7.5 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 20.6 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 11.8 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 22.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 21.4 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | 8.0 | |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 10.3 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 1.7 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 10.2 |
| BN | S. Hill | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Patterson | WR | MIN | 0.9 |
| BN | Bills | DEF | 15.0 |
Week 5: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 64.9 – 68.2 Asomugha to Mouth
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 64.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 5.9 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 18.5 |
| RB | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 1.7 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 9.9 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 8.5 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 5.3 |
| R/W/T | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 0.1 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 11.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Sudfeld | TE | NYJ | 0.0 |
Asomugha to Mouth (
Bronchtein) — 68.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 9.9 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 10.7 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 14.1 |
| WR | J. Avant | WR | PHI | 3.3 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 4.8 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 9.7 |
| R/W/T | B. Powell | RB | NYJ | 4.7 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 4.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 2.0 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 0.9 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Franklin | RB | GB | 0.1 |
| BN | R. Woods | WR | BUF | 6.4 |
Week 6: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 98.2 – 82.7 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures
(W)
vs
Wood
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 98.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 14.4 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 24.8 |
| RB | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 23.4 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 13.0 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 8.8 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 1.3 |
| R/W/T | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 1.5 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 1.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.9 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 15.7 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 8.4 |
| BN | Z. Sudfeld | TE | NYJ | 0.0 |
Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (
Wood) — 82.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 16.5 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 4.9 |
| RB | R. Hillman | RB | DEN | 3.6 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 18.4 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 8.8 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 1.9 |
| R/W/T | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 1.6 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 14.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 20.3 |
| BN | B. Hartline | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 14.2 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 1.5 |
| BN | D. Clark | TE | BAL | 14.1 |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | MIA | 0.0 |
Week 7: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 39.6 – 105.9 The Arian Brotherhood
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 39.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 7.1 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 16.3 |
| RB | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 0.7 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 5.0 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 0.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 12.9 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 5.7 |
| BN | Z. Sudfeld | TE | NYJ | 0.0 |
The Arian Brotherhood (
Valenzuela) — 105.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 26.3 |
| RB | D. Woodhead | RB | LAC | 13.6 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 8.1 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 21.5 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | DEN | 9.6 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 3.1 |
| R/W/T | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 6.7 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 5.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | B. Green-Ellis | RB | CIN | 2.4 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. White | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Pryor | QB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 1.9 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 13.6 |
| RES | P. Harvin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
Week 8: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 71.0 – 101.0 Two Girls One Kuper
(L)
vs
Baumann
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 71.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 7.1 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 12.0 |
| RB | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 16.8 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 2.3 |
| R/W/T | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 9.8 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 3.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 11.1 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 1.9 |
| BN | Z. Sudfeld | TE | NYJ | 1.0 |
Two Girls One Kuper (
Baumann) — 101.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 21.9 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 13.9 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 15.3 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 4.2 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 1.8 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 1.5 |
| R/W/T | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 9.4 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 9.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 24.0 | |
| BN | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 2.8 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 2.0 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 0.1 |
Week 9: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 63.5 – 71.3 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 63.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Smith | QB | KC | 5.7 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 9.6 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 10.0 |
| WR | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 7.4 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 9.8 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | B. Bolden | RB | NE | 3.6 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 10.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | T. Brady | QB | NE | 33.2 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 4.3 |
| BN | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | Broncos | DEF | 0.0 |
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (
Freundlich) — 71.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 19.0 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 23.7 |
| RB | D. Brown | RB | IND | 4.9 |
| WR | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 8.2 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 4.6 |
| TE | A. Quarless | TE | GB | 3.4 |
| R/W/T | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 1.5 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Raiders | DEF | -2.0 | |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 1.1 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 11.3 |
| BN | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| RES | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Week 10: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 40.7 – 70.0 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich
(L)
vs
Banys
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 40.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 7.3 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 1.4 |
| RB | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 2.0 |
| WR | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 4.8 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 3.8 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 5.5 |
| R/W/T | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 2.9 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 8.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | P. Harvin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 15.5 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 4.2 |
| BN | T. Brady | QB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 0.6 |
| BN | B. Bolden | RB | NE | 0.0 |
Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (
Banys) — 70.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 6.3 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 4.9 |
| RB | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 6.2 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 17.9 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 2.3 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 2.9 |
| R/W/T | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 1.5 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 17.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 3.0 |
| BN | D. McCluster | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Cooper | WR | PHI | 22.2 |
| BN | A. Dobson | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Johnson | RB | HOU | 2.1 |
| RES | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 0.0 |
Week 11: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 60.5 – 79.2 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers
(L)
vs
Waxman
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 60.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 14.1 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | -0.1 |
| RB | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 16.1 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | SEA | 1.7 |
| WR | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 11.9 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 1.5 |
| R/W/T | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 5.3 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 4.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 0.2 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 2.2 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 13.5 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 6.7 |
| BN | B. Bolden | RB | NE | 0.0 |
Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (
Waxman) — 79.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Smith | QB | KC | 22.4 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 3.5 |
| RB | A. Ellington | RB | ARI | 1.3 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 12.1 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 4.4 |
| TE | J. Thomas | TE | DEN | 10.3 |
| R/W/T | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 9.2 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 10.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 1.6 |
| BN | J. Rodgers | RB | ATL | 3.0 |
| BN | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 6.5 |
| BN | T. Williams | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Thompkins | WR | NE | 6.0 |
Week 12: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 67.8 – 101.9 Cunt Punters
(L)
vs
Wright
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 67.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 23.8 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 3.2 |
| RB | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 3.7 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| WR | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 3.6 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 4.5 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 15.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 11.2 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 12.6 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 7.1 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 15.0 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 4.1 |
| BN | B. Bolden | RB | NE | 12.9 |
Cunt Punters (
Wright) — 101.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Palmer | QB | ARI | 20.6 |
| RB | E. Lacy | RB | GB | 21.8 |
| RB | Z. Stacy | RB | LAR | 15.7 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 5.8 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 17.7 |
| TE | J. Cameron | TE | CLE | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 6.1 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | 5.0 | |
| DEF | Panthers | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 12.7 |
| BN | C. Ogbonnaya | RB | CLE | 2.1 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 9.1 |
| BN | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 3.5 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | ARI | 10.4 |
Week 13: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 58.7 – 92.5 Denarius Targaryen Moore
(L)
vs
Ballard
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 58.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 20.8 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 0.2 |
| RB | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 12.1 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| WR | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 9.6 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 0.9 |
| R/W/T | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 8.1 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 6.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 10.3 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 28.2 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 12.4 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 11.4 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 8.6 |
| BN | B. Bolden | RB | NE | 2.0 |
Denarius Targaryen Moore (
Ballard) — 92.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 10.2 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 16.1 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | DET | 22.2 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 16.1 |
| WR | J. Cotchery | WR | PIT | 6.6 |
| TE | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 0.6 |
| R/W/T | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 7.7 |
| K | D. Carpenter | K | BUF | 7.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | E. Royal | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Pettis | WR | LAR | 1.1 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 5.1 |
| BN | C. | K | eenum | 15.5 |
| BN | R. Succop | K | KC | 4.0 |
| BN | Texans | DEF | 2.0 |
Week 14: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 60.0 – 69.9 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers
(L)
vs
Waxman PLAYOFF
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 60.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 22.8 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 1.9 |
| RB | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 14.7 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| WR | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 2.2 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 2.0 |
| R/W/T | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 2.4 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 9.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 12.5 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 15.5 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 7.3 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 10.4 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 5.6 |
| BN | B. Bolden | RB | NE | 0.0 |
Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (
Waxman) — 69.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Smith | QB | KC | 14.2 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 4.8 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 8.0 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 15.6 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 0.7 |
| TE | J. Thomas | TE | DEN | 9.5 |
| R/W/T | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 3.1 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 15.0 |
| DEF | Raiders | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | J. Cook | TE | LAR | 4.9 |
| BN | D. Walker | TE | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 16.1 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 6.1 |
| BN | T. Williams | WR | DAL | 3.6 |
| BN | A. Ellington | RB | ARI | 12.3 |
Week 16: Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs 58.7 – 82.6 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich
(L)
vs
Banys PLAYOFF
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 58.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 10.9 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 7.0 |
| RB | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 3.2 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| WR | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 1.3 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 0.6 |
| R/W/T | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 17.7 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 7.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 6.7 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 23.1 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 12.0 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 1.7 |
| BN | B. Bolden | RB | NE | 2.2 |
Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (
Banys) — 82.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 9.8 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 5.4 |
| RB | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 8.3 |
| WR | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 20.4 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 8.5 |
| R/W/T | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 13.2 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NYJ | 6.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 7.6 |
| BN | R. Cooper | WR | PHI | 11.3 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 17.8 |
| BN | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 3.8 |
| BN | A. Dobson | WR | NE | 2.1 |
| BN | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 4.0 |
| RES | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 10.2 |