Freundlich — 2013
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve · Record: 9-4 ยท PPG: 89.2 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 102.3 – 78.7 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich
(W)
vs
Banys
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 102.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 19.6 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 29.1 |
| RB | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | -2.1 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 11.4 |
| WR | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 4.0 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 21.8 |
| R/W/T | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 4.5 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 9.9 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 1.5 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 3.3 |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 2.4 |
| BN | V. Ballard | RB | IND | 5.8 |
| BN | C. Givens | WR | LAR | 2.7 |
Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (
Banys) — 78.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 12.8 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 15.1 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | IND | 7.7 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 6.4 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 1.5 |
| TE | J. Finley | TE | GB | 11.6 |
| R/W/T | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 12.6 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 6.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 10.9 |
| BN | D. McCluster | WR | KC | 4.3 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 26.8 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 10.8 |
| BN | K. Williams | WR | KC | 3.6 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| RES | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 0.0 |
Week 2: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 75.7 – 103.7 The Arian Brotherhood
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 75.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 22.9 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 8.7 |
| RB | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 1.7 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 8.3 |
| WR | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 9.3 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 2.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 2.8 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 12.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 17.1 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 2.8 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 1.0 |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | -0.7 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 29.9 |
| BN | C. Givens | WR | LAR | 10.5 |
| RES | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
The Arian Brotherhood (
Valenzuela) — 103.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 17.2 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 16.7 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 7.4 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 4.1 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | DEN | 9.9 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 10.4 |
| R/W/T | B. Green-Ellis | RB | CIN | 8.0 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 14.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | L. Moore | WR | NO | 1.5 |
| BN | R. White | WR | ATL | 2.1 |
| BN | V. Brown | WR | LAC | 2.6 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 17.5 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 17.7 |
| BN | Steelers | DEF | 1.0 | |
| RES | P. Harvin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
Week 3: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 70.7 – 65.9 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers
(W)
vs
Waxman
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 70.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 12.7 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 15.5 |
| RB | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 3.9 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 10.6 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| TE | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Givens | WR | LAR | 3.0 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 9.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Ogbonnaya | RB | CLE | 5.3 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 14.3 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 12.2 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 10.5 |
| RES | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (
Waxman) — 65.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 20.4 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 1.0 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 5.6 |
| WR | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 9.2 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 6.4 |
| TE | J. Thomas | TE | DEN | 9.7 |
| R/W/T | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 0.6 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 1.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | J. Cook | TE | LAR | 4.4 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Rodgers | RB | ATL | 9.3 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 1.3 |
| BN | K. Thompkins | WR | NE | 16.1 |
Week 4: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 95.2 – 84.2 Two Girls One Kuper
(W)
vs
Baumann
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 95.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 14.1 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 2.8 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 26.0 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | -0.1 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 3.3 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 7.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 6.3 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 12.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 23.0 | |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Ogbonnaya | RB | CLE | 10.8 |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 11.8 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 6.1 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 26.0 |
| BN | C. Givens | WR | LAR | 4.9 |
| RES | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Two Girls One Kuper (
Baumann) — 84.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 29.1 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 7.9 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 7.1 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 8.8 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 9.6 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 4.3 |
| R/W/T | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 1.4 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 12.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 4.6 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 2.5 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 3.8 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 9.8 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 0.9 |
| BN | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 6.0 |
Week 5: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 111.9 – 85.0 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures
(W)
vs
Wood
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 111.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 18.4 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 8.6 |
| RB | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 7.6 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 14.2 |
| WR | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 13.4 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 14.8 |
| R/W/T | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 1.9 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 18.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 0.9 |
| BN | C. Ogbonnaya | RB | CLE | 0.7 |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 2.9 |
| BN | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Givens | WR | LAR | 1.6 |
| RES | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (
Wood) — 85.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 19.3 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 20.2 |
| RB | L. Miller | RB | MIA | 1.5 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 19.2 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 3.9 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 7.9 |
| R/W/T | B. Hartline | WR | MIA | 6.0 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 6.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 10.1 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 14.4 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 0.8 |
| BN | D. Clark | TE | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 2.7 |
| BN | R. Hillman | RB | DEN | 5.9 |
Week 6: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 82.8 – 86.3 Asomugha to Mouth
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 82.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 13.5 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 13.4 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 8.3 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 7.0 |
| WR | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 30.0 |
| R/W/T | D. Avery | WR | KC | -1.4 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 15.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 7.1 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 13.4 |
| BN | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Givens | WR | LAR | 2.0 |
| RES | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Asomugha to Mouth (
Bronchtein) — 86.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 15.9 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 27.5 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 10.1 |
| WR | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 3.4 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 6.8 |
| TE | C. Fleener | TE | IND | 1.6 |
| R/W/T | B. Powell | RB | NYJ | 5.0 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 5.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 8.8 |
| BN | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 7.4 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 9.2 |
| BN | J. Franklin | RB | GB | 0.4 |
| BN | R. Woods | WR | BUF | 0.9 |
Week 7: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 88.2 – 81.1 Hauschka's Missed Tackles
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 88.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 15.8 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 5.6 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 5.6 |
| WR | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 20.9 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 2.8 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 6.2 |
| R/W/T | J. Randle | RB | DAL | 9.3 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 7.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 6.1 |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 0.6 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 8.0 |
| BN | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 16.3 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 26.3 |
| BN | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| RES | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Hauschka's Missed Tackles (
Becker-Parton) — 81.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 20.3 |
| RB | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 10.9 |
| RB | D. Martin | RB | TB | 5.4 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 11.0 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 2.1 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 11.4 |
| R/W/T | R. Randle | WR | NYG | 8.0 |
| K | D. Akers | K | DET | 6.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Bradford | QB | LAR | 12.3 |
| BN | J. Bell | RB | DET | 5.6 |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | NE | 0.4 |
| BN | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 0.9 |
Week 8: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 79.0 – 115.0 Cunt Punters
(L)
vs
Wright
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 79.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 4.0 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 14.3 |
| RB | J. Randle | RB | DAL | 4.4 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 5.1 |
| WR | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 8.9 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 11.2 |
| R/W/T | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 12.1 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 14.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 13.2 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 8.4 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 12.2 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| RES | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Cunt Punters (
Wright) — 115.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 22.5 |
| RB | E. Lacy | RB | GB | 17.2 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 11.1 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 24.3 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 7.9 |
| TE | J. Reed | TE | WAS | 9.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Floyd | WR | ARI | 9.0 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | 5.0 | |
| DEF | Panthers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 11.2 |
| BN | J. Cameron | TE | CLE | 8.1 |
| BN | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 11.1 |
| BN | M. James | RB | TB | 6.4 |
| BN | Z. Stacy | RB | LAR | 12.9 |
| RES | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Week 9: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 71.3 – 63.5 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs
(W)
vs
Norberg
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 71.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 19.0 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 23.7 |
| RB | D. Brown | RB | IND | 4.9 |
| WR | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 8.2 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 4.6 |
| TE | A. Quarless | TE | GB | 3.4 |
| R/W/T | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 1.5 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Raiders | DEF | -2.0 | |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 1.1 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 11.3 |
| BN | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| RES | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (
Norberg) — 63.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Smith | QB | KC | 5.7 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 9.6 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 10.0 |
| WR | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 7.4 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 9.8 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | B. Bolden | RB | NE | 3.6 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 10.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | T. Brady | QB | NE | 33.2 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 4.3 |
| BN | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | Broncos | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 10: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 87.2 – 73.1 Denarius Targaryen Moore
(W)
vs
Ballard
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 87.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 13.4 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 13.4 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 19.7 |
| WR | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 2.9 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 4.9 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.2 |
| R/W/T | R. Jennings | RB | LV | 10.7 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 7.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 4.8 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 3.0 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 12.3 |
| BN | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 17.9 |
| BN | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 11.2 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 27.6 |
Denarius Targaryen Moore (
Ballard) — 73.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 13.8 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 5.3 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | DET | 11.3 |
| WR | E. Royal | WR | LAC | 3.6 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 20.3 |
| TE | Z. Miller | TE | SEA | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 7.8 |
| K | D. Carpenter | K | BUF | 4.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | A. Pettis | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Bradshaw | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 6.3 |
| BN | J. Cotchery | WR | PIT | 9.1 |
| BN | C. | K | eenum | 19.3 |
| BN | Chiefs | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 11: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 96.7 – 83.4 Cecil Your Shorts III
(W)
vs
Foote
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 96.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 23.0 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 6.5 |
| RB | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 9.3 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 5.0 |
| WR | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 9.1 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 9.3 |
| R/W/T | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 9.5 |
| K | D. Akers | K | DET | 9.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 19.4 |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Jennings | RB | LV | 20.8 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 1.0 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 14.5 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 21.4 |
Cecil Your Shorts III (
Foote) — 83.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 11.7 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 14.3 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 8.6 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 12.1 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 10.0 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 4.1 |
| R/W/T | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 2.6 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 14.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 1.0 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 15.0 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 11.7 |
| BN | R. Matthews | WR | MIA | 5.2 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 1.8 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 1.1 |
Week 12: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 99.1 – 104.5 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich
(L)
vs
Banys
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 99.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 5.4 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 18.8 |
| RB | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 15.8 |
| WR | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 7.9 |
| WR | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 12.0 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 11.0 |
| R/W/T | R. Jennings | RB | LV | 12.2 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 4.2 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 20.4 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 27.8 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | -0.1 |
Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (
Banys) — 104.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 20.1 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 9.7 |
| RB | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 13.8 |
| WR | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 4.5 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 4.8 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 12.2 |
| R/W/T | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 21.4 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NYJ | 3.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Cooper | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 18.7 |
| BN | A. Dobson | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 0.0 |
| RES | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 0.0 |
Week 13: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 99.3 – 90.6 The Arian Brotherhood
(W)
vs
Valenzuela
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 99.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 12.5 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 21.1 |
| RB | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 17.8 |
| WR | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 7.3 |
| WR | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 14.2 |
| R/W/T | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 12.4 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 6.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 3.5 |
| BN | R. Jennings | RB | LV | 16.3 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 1.2 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 3.4 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 12.4 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 21.1 |
The Arian Brotherhood (
Valenzuela) — 90.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 20.0 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 18.0 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 11.5 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 14.3 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | DEN | 3.8 |
| TE | L. Green | TE | LAC | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | D. Woodhead | RB | LAC | 3.5 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 7.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 2.1 |
| BN | R. White | WR | ATL | 14.3 |
| BN | B. Rainey | RB | TB | 7.1 |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 8.6 |
| BN | Titans | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | Cardinals | DEF | 5.0 |
Week 14: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 70.4 – 87.7 Hauschka's Missed Tackles
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton PLAYOFF
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 70.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 20.0 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 1.7 |
| RB | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 7.6 |
| WR | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 2.0 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 6.7 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 8.1 |
| R/W/T | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 12.3 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 3.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | R. Jennings | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 2.3 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 13.5 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 2.9 |
| BN | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 2.3 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 11.5 |
Hauschka's Missed Tackles (
Becker-Parton) — 87.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 10.2 |
| RB | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 16.9 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 8.0 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 7.2 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 24.5 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | R. Randle | WR | NYG | 2.7 |
| K | G. Gano | K | CAR | 7.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | NE | 9.6 |
| BN | J. Bell | RB | DET | 16.7 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 6.3 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 25.3 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 6.5 |
| BN | J. Reed | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
Week 16: Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve 42.8 – 49.4 Denarius Targaryen Moore
(L)
vs
Ballard PLAYOFF
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 42.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 7.7 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 4.7 |
| RB | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 3.4 |
| WR | H. Douglas | WR | ATL | 4.6 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 5.2 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | R. Jennings | RB | LV | 7.2 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 1.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 6.9 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 23.0 |
| BN | J. Boykin | WR | GB | 11.4 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 0.0 |
Denarius Targaryen Moore (
Ballard) — 49.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 14.1 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 9.3 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | DET | 2.4 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 4.3 |
| WR | J. Cotchery | WR | PIT | 0.9 |
| TE | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 4.4 |
| K | D. Carpenter | K | BUF | 13.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | E. Royal | WR | LAC | 5.4 |
| BN | A. Pettis | WR | LAR | 1.6 |
| BN | C. | K | eenum | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 2.2 |
| BN | R. Succop | K | KC | 1.0 |
| BN | Texans | DEF | -3.0 |