Baumann — 2013
Two Girls One Kuper · Record: 5-8 ยท PPG: 96.3 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: Two Girls One Kuper 108.7 – 103.4 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers
(W)
vs
Waxman
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 108.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 46.3 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 2.6 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 9.4 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 3.2 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 12.8 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 19.0 |
| R/W/T | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 6.4 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 7.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 7.9 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 3.5 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 5.9 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 11.2 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 2.2 |
| BN | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 2.5 |
Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (
Waxman) — 103.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 16.4 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 3.5 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 12.2 |
| WR | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 9.2 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 20.0 |
| TE | J. Cook | TE | LAR | 24.1 |
| R/W/T | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 2.0 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 10.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 1.1 |
| BN | J. Rodgers | RB | ATL | 0.2 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 11.0 |
| BN | K. Thompkins | WR | NE | 4.2 |
| BN | Q. Patton | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Barner | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
Week 2: Two Girls One Kuper 88.6 – 100.9 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich
(L)
vs
Banys
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 88.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 20.0 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 4.0 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 12.0 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 8.7 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 6.3 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 1.2 |
| R/W/T | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 15.4 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 11.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 4.0 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 4.8 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 0.9 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 11.5 |
| BN | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 1.4 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 1.0 |
Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (
Banys) — 100.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 16.7 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 14.1 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | IND | 7.9 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 20.3 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 0.7 |
| TE | J. Finley | TE | GB | 12.5 |
| R/W/T | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 13.7 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 9.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 19.6 |
| BN | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 8.2 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 12.5 |
| BN | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 17.5 |
| BN | K. Williams | WR | KC | 3.9 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| RES | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 0.0 |
Week 3: Two Girls One Kuper 113.7 – 103.0 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures
(W)
vs
Wood
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 113.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 24.8 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 4.3 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 13.3 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 19.3 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 7.1 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 6.7 |
| R/W/T | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 13.2 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 15.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 4.1 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 0.9 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 6.7 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 6.5 |
| BN | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 0.7 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 0.0 |
Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (
Wood) — 103.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 31.8 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| RB | L. Miller | RB | MIA | 6.4 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 6.2 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 3.6 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 5.4 |
| R/W/T | B. Hartline | WR | MIA | 11.6 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 13.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 25.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 6.8 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 18.4 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 19.9 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 6.9 |
| BN | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 0.5 |
| BN | D. Akers | K | DET | 9.0 |
Week 4: Two Girls One Kuper 84.2 – 95.2 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 84.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 29.1 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 7.9 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 7.1 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 8.8 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 9.6 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 4.3 |
| R/W/T | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 1.4 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 12.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 4.6 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 2.5 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 3.8 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 9.8 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 0.9 |
| BN | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 6.0 |
Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (
Freundlich) — 95.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 14.1 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 2.8 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 26.0 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | -0.1 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 3.3 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 7.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 6.3 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 12.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 23.0 | |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Ogbonnaya | RB | CLE | 10.8 |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 11.8 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 6.1 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 26.0 |
| BN | C. Givens | WR | LAR | 4.9 |
| RES | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Week 5: Two Girls One Kuper 113.9 – 90.9 The Arian Brotherhood
(W)
vs
Valenzuela
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 113.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 35.8 |
| RB | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 13.2 |
| RB | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 4.6 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 12.7 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 1.5 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 18.1 |
| R/W/T | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 11.0 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 17.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 21.1 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 1.7 |
The Arian Brotherhood (
Valenzuela) — 90.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 14.4 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 15.2 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 10.8 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 6.1 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | DEN | 10.9 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 7.4 |
| R/W/T | R. Jennings | RB | LV | 4.1 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | B. Green-Ellis | RB | CIN | 12.7 |
| BN | E. Royal | WR | LAC | 0.6 |
| BN | D. Woodhead | RB | LAC | 11.5 |
| BN | R. White | WR | ATL | 4.5 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 3.2 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 2.3 |
| RES | P. Harvin | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
Week 6: Two Girls One Kuper 57.9 – 93.4 Hauschka's Missed Tackles
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 57.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 13.1 |
| RB | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 3.9 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 14.1 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 5.0 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 1.1 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 2.7 |
| R/W/T | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 6.0 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 5.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 4.2 |
| BN | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 23.0 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 3.1 |
| BN | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 2.0 |
Hauschka's Missed Tackles (
Becker-Parton) — 93.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 16.4 |
| RB | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 28.4 |
| RB | D. Martin | RB | TB | 9.1 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 3.6 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 12.6 |
| TE | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 1.0 |
| R/W/T | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 5.3 |
| K | D. Akers | K | DET | 9.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | NE | 0.1 |
| BN | J. Bell | RB | DET | 3.3 |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | NE | 0.9 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 7.6 |
Week 7: Two Girls One Kuper 88.0 – 124.3 Cunt Punters
(L)
vs
Wright
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 88.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 25.3 |
| RB | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 3.9 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 9.5 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 21.0 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | TB | 3.2 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 4.8 |
| R/W/T | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 11.3 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 9.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 8.2 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 2.2 |
| BN | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 0.4 |
Cunt Punters (
Wright) — 124.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 23.6 |
| RB | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 5.9 |
| RB | E. Lacy | RB | GB | 16.8 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 10.2 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 7.5 |
| TE | J. Cameron | TE | CLE | 11.5 |
| R/W/T | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 25.8 |
| K | A. Henery | K | PHI | 3.0 |
| DEF | Panthers | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | KC | 16.0 |
| BN | V. Brown | WR | LAC | 2.6 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | ARI | 5.8 |
| BN | D. Richardson | RB | LAR | 1.8 |
| BN | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 9.9 |
| BN | Z. Stacy | RB | LAR | 14.7 |
Week 8: Two Girls One Kuper 101.0 – 71.0 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs
(W)
vs
Norberg
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 101.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 21.9 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 13.9 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 15.3 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 4.2 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 1.8 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 1.5 |
| R/W/T | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 9.4 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 9.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 24.0 | |
| BN | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 2.8 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 2.0 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 0.1 |
Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (
Norberg) — 71.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 7.1 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 12.0 |
| RB | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | PIT | 16.8 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| TE | T. Eifert | TE | CIN | 2.3 |
| R/W/T | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 9.8 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 3.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 11.1 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 1.9 |
| BN | Z. Sudfeld | TE | NYJ | 1.0 |
Week 9: Two Girls One Kuper 104.4 – 116.7 Denarius Targaryen Moore
(L)
vs
Ballard
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 104.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Locker | QB | TEN | 10.4 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 22.4 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 18.1 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 1.7 |
| WR | M. Jones | WR | CIN | 6.6 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 16.2 |
| R/W/T | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 9.0 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NYJ | 14.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 1.1 |
| BN | M. White | WR | GB | 0.8 |
| BN | M. Prater | K | DEN | 0.0 |
Denarius Targaryen Moore (
Ballard) — 116.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 24.8 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 29.0 |
| RB | J. Snelling | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| WR | E. Royal | WR | LAC | 11.6 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 5.2 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 10.2 |
| R/W/T | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 6.9 |
| K | D. Carpenter | K | BUF | 7.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | A. Pettis | WR | LAR | 1.3 |
| BN | A. Bradshaw | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Bush | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Fauria | TE | DET | 0.0 |
Week 10: Two Girls One Kuper 109.1 – 111.0 Cecil Your Shorts III
(L)
vs
Foote
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 109.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 27.1 |
| RB | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 23.1 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 13.9 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 5.2 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 16.7 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 2.7 |
| R/W/T | J. Jones | WR | GB | 4.4 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 4.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | WR | CIN | 0.9 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 6.9 |
| BN | M. White | WR | GB | 0.9 |
| BN | N. Folk | K | NYJ | 0.0 |
| RES | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Cecil Your Shorts III (
Foote) — 111.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 15.2 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 12.1 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 15.5 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 28.8 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 11.9 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 5.9 |
| R/W/T | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 16.6 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 0.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 12.4 |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 4.1 |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 2.1 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 13.5 |
Week 11: Two Girls One Kuper 96.5 – 125.4 Asomugha to Mouth
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 96.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 14.9 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 8.8 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 9.3 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 7.1 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 8.0 |
| TE | S. Chandler | TE | BUF | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 8.4 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 11.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 25.0 | |
| BN | B. Leonard | RB | TB | 3.7 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 1.7 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 5.5 |
| BN | M. Jones | WR | CIN | 0.8 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 0.7 |
| RES | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Asomugha to Mouth (
Bronchtein) — 125.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 13.6 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 24.3 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 5.6 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 11.0 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 25.9 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 8.3 |
| R/W/T | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 11.7 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | J. | K | erley | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Powell | RB | NYJ | 2.8 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Fleener | TE | IND | 10.7 |
| BN | J. Franklin | RB | GB | 0.0 |
Week 12: Two Girls One Kuper 69.8 – 78.9 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers
(L)
vs
Waxman
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 69.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 12.0 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | -0.6 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 5.2 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 0.5 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 4.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 15.7 |
| R/W/T | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 13.0 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 7.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | B. Leonard | RB | TB | 0.6 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 1.2 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 8.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 0.8 |
| BN | Bengals | DEF | 0.0 | |
| RES | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (
Waxman) — 78.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 15.5 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 13.9 |
| RB | A. Ellington | RB | ARI | 7.1 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 17.6 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 3.8 |
| TE | D. Walker | TE | TEN | 4.6 |
| R/W/T | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 7.4 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 9.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Thomas | TE | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Rodgers | RB | ATL | 3.8 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | KC | 21.5 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Williams | WR | DAL | 1.0 |
Week 13: Two Girls One Kuper 116.8 – 77.3 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich
(W)
vs
Banys
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 116.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 31.8 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 11.3 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 41.4 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 7.9 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 5.3 |
| R/W/T | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 2.1 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 5.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | B. Leonard | RB | TB | 1.0 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 2.7 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 13.1 |
| BN | M. Jones | WR | CIN | 1.2 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 7.7 |
| BN | Rams | DEF | 6.0 | |
| RES | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (
Banys) — 77.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 27.3 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 15.1 |
| RB | R. Mendenhall | RB | ARI | 7.6 |
| WR | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 4.1 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 9.8 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NYJ | 3.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 1.3 |
| BN | R. Cooper | WR | PHI | 4.8 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 19.8 |
| BN | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 14.2 |
| BN | A. Dobson | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 10.0 |
| RES | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 6.8 |
Week 15: Two Girls One Kuper 74.1 – 102.9 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers
(L)
vs
Waxman PLAYOFF
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 74.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 17.6 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 3.4 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 6.6 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 4.2 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 10.9 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 13.1 |
| R/W/T | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 8.3 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | NE | 5.3 |
| BN | B. Leonard | RB | TB | 1.2 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 15.2 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | WR | CIN | 10.8 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 5.2 |
| RES | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (
Waxman) — 102.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 18.3 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 6.8 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 16.3 |
| WR | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 6.9 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 4.9 |
| TE | J. Thomas | TE | DEN | 4.9 |
| R/W/T | A. Ellington | RB | ARI | 15.8 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 15.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | J. Cook | TE | LAR | 0.8 |
| BN | D. Walker | TE | TEN | 11.3 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | KC | 31.2 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 6.2 |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 7.8 |
| BN | T. Williams | WR | DAL | 4.6 |
Week 16: Two Girls One Kuper 120.5 – 68.2 Asomugha to Mouth
(W)
vs
Bronchtein PLAYOFF
Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 120.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 32.0 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 5.4 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 14.8 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 25.1 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 8.4 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 1.3 |
| R/W/T | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 1.5 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 13.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | NE | 19.6 |
| BN | B. Leonard | RB | TB | 0.4 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 6.3 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones | WR | CIN | 9.1 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 0.8 |
| RES | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Asomugha to Mouth (
Bronchtein) — 68.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 23.0 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 7.6 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 16.3 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 10.5 |
| TE | C. Fleener | TE | IND | 0.8 |
| R/W/T | B. Powell | RB | NYJ | 8.0 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 2.0 |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 7.7 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Holmes | WR | LV | 7.1 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 2.7 |
| BN | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 12.3 |
| BN | J. McCown | QB | CHI | 0.5 |
| BN | Seahawks | DEF | 11.0 |