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Baumann — 2013

Two Girls One Kuper · Record: 5-8 ยท PPG: 96.3 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Two Girls One Kuper 108.7103.4 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (W) vs Waxman

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 108.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 46.3
RB S. Ridley RB NE 2.6
RB A. Morris RB WAS 9.4
WR E. Decker WR DEN 3.2
WR M. Colston WR NO 12.8
TE J. Witten TE DAL 19.0
R/W/T R. Mendenhall RB ARI 6.4
K M. Prater K DEN 7.0
DEF Bengals DEF 2.0
BN D. Thomas RB MIA 7.9
BN S. Rice WR SEA 3.5
BN P. Thomas RB NO 5.9
BN M. Williams WR TB 11.2
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 2.2
BN B. Brown RB PHI 2.5

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 103.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 16.4
RB C. Spiller RB BUF 3.5
RB S. Jackson RB ATL 12.2
WR T. Smith WR BAL 9.2
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 20.0
TE J. Cook TE LAR 24.1
R/W/T T. Hilton WR IND 2.0
K P. Dawson K SF 10.0
DEF Browns DEF 6.0
BN M. Ingram RB NO 1.1
BN J. Rodgers RB ATL 0.2
BN D. Sproles RB NO 11.0
BN K. Thompkins WR NE 4.2
BN Q. Patton WR SF 0.0
BN K. Barner RB CAR 0.0
Week 2: Two Girls One Kuper 88.6100.9 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (L) vs Banys

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 88.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 20.0
RB S. Ridley RB NE 4.0
RB A. Morris RB WAS 12.0
WR E. Decker WR DEN 8.7
WR M. Colston WR NO 6.3
TE J. Witten TE DAL 1.2
R/W/T R. Mendenhall RB ARI 15.4
K M. Prater K DEN 11.0
DEF Bengals DEF 10.0
BN D. Thomas RB MIA 4.0
BN P. Thomas RB NO 4.8
BN M. Williams WR TB 0.9
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 11.5
BN B. Brown RB PHI 1.4
BN K. Stills WR NO 1.0

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 100.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 16.7
RB M. Forte RB CHI 14.1
RB T. Richardson RB IND 7.9
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 20.3
WR A. Boldin WR SF 0.7
TE J. Finley TE GB 12.5
R/W/T D. McFadden RB LV 13.7
K S. Hauschka K SEA 9.0
DEF 49ers DEF 6.0
BN M. Bennett TE CHI 19.6
BN J. Edelman WR NE 8.2
BN F. Jackson RB BUF 12.5
BN M. Wallace WR MIA 17.5
BN K. Williams WR KC 3.9
BN J. Blackmon WR JAX 0.0
RES M. Crabtree WR SF 0.0
Week 3: Two Girls One Kuper 113.7103.0 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (W) vs Wood

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 113.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 24.8
RB S. Ridley RB NE 4.3
RB A. Morris RB WAS 13.3
WR E. Decker WR DEN 19.3
WR M. Colston WR NO 7.1
TE J. Witten TE DAL 6.7
R/W/T B. Pierce RB BAL 13.2
K M. Prater K DEN 15.0
DEF Vikings DEF 10.0
BN R. Mendenhall RB ARI 4.1
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 0.9
BN P. Thomas RB NO 6.7
BN M. Williams WR TB 6.5
BN B. Brown RB PHI 0.7
BN K. Stills WR NO 0.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 103.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 31.8
RB R. Rice RB BAL 0.0
RB L. Miller RB MIA 6.4
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 6.2
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 3.6
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 5.4
R/W/T B. Hartline WR MIA 11.6
K S. Gostkowski K NE 13.0
DEF Bears DEF 25.0
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 6.8
BN D. Moore WR LV 18.4
BN S. Rice WR SEA 19.9
BN M. Bush RB CHI 6.9
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 0.5
BN D. Akers K DET 9.0
Week 4: Two Girls One Kuper 84.295.2 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (L) vs Freundlich

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 84.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 29.1
RB S. Ridley RB NE 7.9
RB A. Morris RB WAS 7.1
WR E. Decker WR DEN 8.8
WR M. Colston WR NO 9.6
TE J. Witten TE DAL 4.3
R/W/T R. Mendenhall RB ARI 1.4
K M. Prater K DEN 12.0
DEF Bengals DEF 4.0
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 4.6
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 2.5
BN P. Thomas RB NO 3.8
BN M. Williams WR TB 9.8
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 0.9
BN B. Brown RB PHI 6.0

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 95.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin QB WAS 14.1
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 2.8
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 26.0
WR S. Johnson WR BUF -0.1
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 3.3
TE V. Davis TE SF 7.8
R/W/T D. Wilson RB NYG 6.3
K B. Walsh K MIN 12.0
DEF Colts DEF 23.0
BN K. Britt WR TEN 0.0
BN C. Ogbonnaya RB CLE 10.8
BN K. Hunter RB SF 11.8
BN C. Shorts WR JAX 6.1
BN P. Rivers QB LAC 26.0
BN C. Givens WR LAR 4.9
RES A. Brown RB NYG 0.0
Week 5: Two Girls One Kuper 113.990.9 The Arian Brotherhood (W) vs Valenzuela

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 113.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 35.8
RB W. McGahee RB CLE 13.2
RB B. Pierce RB BAL 4.6
WR E. Decker WR DEN 12.7
WR M. Colston WR NO 1.5
TE J. Witten TE DAL 18.1
R/W/T R. Mendenhall RB ARI 11.0
K M. Prater K DEN 17.0
DEF Texans DEF 0.0
BN S. Ridley RB NE 0.0
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 0.0
BN P. Thomas RB NO 21.1
BN M. Williams WR TB 0.0
BN A. Morris RB WAS 0.0
BN B. Brown RB PHI 1.7

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 90.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 14.4
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 15.2
RB D. Murray RB DAL 10.8
WR A. Green WR CIN 6.1
WR W. Welker WR DEN 10.9
TE A. Gates TE LAC 7.4
R/W/T R. Jennings RB LV 4.1
K D. Bailey K DAL 10.0
DEF Patriots DEF 12.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB CIN 12.7
BN E. Royal WR LAC 0.6
BN D. Woodhead RB LAC 11.5
BN R. White WR ATL 4.5
BN T. Austin WR LAR 3.2
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 2.3
RES P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
Week 6: Two Girls One Kuper 57.993.4 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (L) vs Becker-Parton

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 57.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 13.1
RB W. McGahee RB CLE 3.9
RB A. Morris RB WAS 14.1
WR E. Decker WR DEN 5.0
WR M. Colston WR NO 1.1
TE J. Witten TE DAL 2.7
R/W/T P. Thomas RB NO 6.0
K M. Prater K DEN 5.0
DEF Bengals DEF 7.0
BN R. Mendenhall RB ARI 4.2
BN S. Ridley RB NE 23.0
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 0.0
BN M. Williams WR TB 0.0
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 3.1
BN B. Brown RB PHI 2.0

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 93.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB SEA 16.4
RB K. Moreno RB DEN 28.4
RB D. Martin RB TB 9.1
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 3.6
WR J. Gordon WR CLE 12.6
TE B. Celek TE PHI 1.0
R/W/T R. Cobb WR GB 5.3
K D. Akers K DET 9.0
DEF Ravens DEF 8.0
BN D. Amendola WR NE 0.1
BN J. Bell RB DET 3.3
BN L. Blount RB NE 0.9
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN M. Austin WR DAL 0.0
BN E. Manning QB NYG 7.6
Week 7: Two Girls One Kuper 88.0124.3 Cunt Punters (L) vs Wright

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 88.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 25.3
RB W. McGahee RB CLE 3.9
RB A. Morris RB WAS 9.5
WR E. Decker WR DEN 21.0
WR M. Williams WR TB 3.2
TE J. Witten TE DAL 4.8
R/W/T S. Ridley RB NE 11.3
K M. Prater K DEN 9.0
DEF Bengals DEF 0.0
BN R. Mendenhall RB ARI 8.2
BN M. Colston WR NO 0.0
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 0.0
BN P. Thomas RB NO 0.0
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 2.2
BN B. Brown RB PHI 0.4

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 124.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 23.6
RB D. Williams RB CAR 5.9
RB E. Lacy RB GB 16.8
WR J. Nelson WR GB 10.2
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 7.5
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 11.5
R/W/T V. Jackson WR TB 25.8
K A. Henery K PHI 3.0
DEF Panthers DEF 20.0
BN A. Smith QB KC 16.0
BN V. Brown WR LAC 2.6
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 5.8
BN D. Richardson RB LAR 1.8
BN L. Bell RB PIT 9.9
BN Z. Stacy RB LAR 14.7
Week 8: Two Girls One Kuper 101.071.0 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 101.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 21.9
RB S. Ridley RB NE 13.9
RB A. Morris RB WAS 15.3
WR E. Decker WR DEN 4.2
WR M. Colston WR NO 1.8
TE J. Witten TE DAL 1.5
R/W/T P. Thomas RB NO 9.4
K M. Prater K DEN 9.0
DEF Bengals DEF 24.0
BN R. Mendenhall RB ARI 0.0
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 2.8
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 0.0
BN M. Williams WR TB 2.0
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 0.0
BN B. Brown RB PHI 0.1

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 71.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 7.1
RB J. Charles RB KC 12.0
RB B. Jacobs RB NYG 0.0
WR E. Sanders WR PIT 16.8
WR R. Wayne WR IND 0.0
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 2.3
R/W/T M. Ball RB DEN 9.8
K S. Janikowski K LV 3.0
DEF Broncos DEF 20.0
BN J. Jones WR ATL 0.0
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN S. Vereen RB NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 11.1
BN H. Miller TE PIT 1.9
BN Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 1.0
Week 9: Two Girls One Kuper 104.4116.7 Denarius Targaryen Moore (L) vs Ballard

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 104.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Locker QB TEN 10.4
RB S. Ridley RB NE 22.4
RB A. Morris RB WAS 18.1
WR J. Jones WR GB 1.7
WR M. Jones WR CIN 6.6
TE J. Witten TE DAL 16.2
R/W/T P. Thomas RB NO 9.0
K N. Folk K NYJ 14.0
DEF Bengals DEF 6.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 0.0
BN M. Colston WR NO 0.0
BN P. Manning QB DEN 0.0
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 1.1
BN M. White WR GB 0.8
BN M. Prater K DEN 0.0

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 116.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 24.8
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 29.0
RB J. Snelling RB ATL 0.0
WR E. Royal WR LAC 11.6
WR S. Smith WR CAR 5.2
TE Z. Ertz TE PHI 10.2
R/W/T K. Wright WR TEN 6.9
K D. Carpenter K BUF 7.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 22.0
BN A. Pettis WR LAR 1.3
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 0.0
BN C. Johnson WR DET 0.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN R. Bush RB DET 0.0
BN J. Fauria TE DET 0.0
Week 10: Two Girls One Kuper 109.1111.0 Cecil Your Shorts III (L) vs Foote

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 109.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 27.1
RB P. Thomas RB NO 23.1
RB A. Morris RB WAS 13.9
WR E. Decker WR DEN 5.2
WR M. Colston WR NO 16.7
TE J. Witten TE DAL 2.7
R/W/T J. Jones WR GB 4.4
K M. Prater K DEN 4.0
DEF Bengals DEF 12.0
BN S. Ridley RB NE 0.0
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 0.0
BN M. Jones WR CIN 0.9
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 6.9
BN M. White WR GB 0.9
BN N. Folk K NYJ 0.0
RES R. Cobb WR GB 0.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 111.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Dalton QB CIN 15.2
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 12.1
RB G. Bernard RB CIN 15.5
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 28.8
WR A. Jeffery WR CHI 11.9
TE J. Graham TE NO 5.9
R/W/T G. Tate WR SEA 16.6
K A. Vinatieri K IND 0.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 5.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 12.4
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 4.1
BN A. Foster RB HOU 0.0
BN C. Clay TE MIA 2.1
BN D. Bowe WR KC 0.0
BN K. Stills WR NO 13.5
Week 11: Two Girls One Kuper 96.5125.4 Asomugha to Mouth (L) vs Bronchtein

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 96.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 14.9
RB S. Ridley RB NE 8.8
RB A. Morris RB WAS 9.3
WR E. Decker WR DEN 7.1
WR M. Colston WR NO 8.0
TE S. Chandler TE BUF 4.0
R/W/T P. Thomas RB NO 8.4
K M. Prater K DEN 11.0
DEF Bengals DEF 25.0
BN B. Leonard RB TB 3.7
BN J. Witten TE DAL 0.0
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 1.7
BN J. Jones WR GB 5.5
BN M. Jones WR CIN 0.8
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 0.7
RES R. Cobb WR GB 0.0

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 125.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 13.6
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 24.3
RB F. Gore RB SF 5.6
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 11.0
WR A. Brown WR PIT 25.9
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 8.3
R/W/T B. Tate RB HOU 11.7
K B. Walsh K MIN 8.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 17.0
BN J. K erley 0.0
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 2.8
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 0.0
BN G. Jennings WR MIN 0.0
BN C. Fleener TE IND 10.7
BN J. Franklin RB GB 0.0
Week 12: Two Girls One Kuper 69.878.9 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (L) vs Waxman

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 69.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 12.0
RB S. Ridley RB NE -0.6
RB A. Morris RB WAS 5.2
WR E. Decker WR DEN 0.5
WR M. Colston WR NO 4.0
TE J. Witten TE DAL 15.7
R/W/T P. Thomas RB NO 13.0
K M. Prater K DEN 7.0
DEF Rams DEF 13.0
BN B. Leonard RB TB 0.6
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 1.2
BN J. Jones WR GB 8.0
BN M. Jones WR CIN 0.0
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 0.8
BN Bengals DEF 0.0
RES R. Cobb WR GB 0.0

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 78.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 15.5
RB S. Jackson RB ATL 13.9
RB A. Ellington RB ARI 7.1
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 17.6
WR T. Hilton WR IND 3.8
TE D. Walker TE TEN 4.6
R/W/T T. Smith WR BAL 7.4
K P. Dawson K SF 9.0
DEF Browns DEF 0.0
BN C. Spiller RB BUF 0.0
BN J. Thomas TE DEN 0.0
BN J. Rodgers RB ATL 3.8
BN A. Smith QB KC 21.5
BN D. Sproles RB NO 0.0
BN T. Williams WR DAL 1.0
Week 13: Two Girls One Kuper 116.877.3 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (W) vs Banys

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 116.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 31.8
RB S. Ridley RB NE 0.0
RB A. Morris RB WAS 11.3
WR E. Decker WR DEN 41.4
WR J. Jones WR GB 7.9
TE J. Witten TE DAL 5.3
R/W/T P. Thomas RB NO 2.1
K M. Prater K DEN 5.0
DEF Bengals DEF 12.0
BN B. Leonard RB TB 1.0
BN M. Colston WR NO 2.7
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 13.1
BN M. Jones WR CIN 1.2
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 7.7
BN Rams DEF 6.0
RES R. Cobb WR GB 0.0

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 77.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 27.3
RB M. Forte RB CHI 15.1
RB R. Mendenhall RB ARI 7.6
WR M. Manningham WR SF 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 4.1
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 1.4
R/W/T A. Boldin WR SF 9.8
K N. Folk K NYJ 3.0
DEF 49ers DEF 9.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 1.3
BN R. Cooper WR PHI 4.8
BN F. Jackson RB BUF 19.8
BN M. Wallace WR MIA 14.2
BN A. Dobson WR NE 0.0
BN S. Hauschka K SEA 10.0
RES M. Crabtree WR SF 6.8
Week 15: Two Girls One Kuper 74.1102.9 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (L) vs Waxman PLAYOFF

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 74.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 17.6
RB S. Ridley RB NE 3.4
RB A. Morris RB WAS 6.6
WR E. Decker WR DEN 4.2
WR J. Jones WR GB 10.9
TE J. Witten TE DAL 13.1
R/W/T P. Thomas RB NO 8.3
K M. Prater K DEN 8.0
DEF Bengals DEF 2.0
BN L. Blount RB NE 5.3
BN B. Leonard RB TB 1.2
BN M. Colston WR NO 15.2
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 0.0
BN M. Jones WR CIN 10.8
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 5.2
RES R. Cobb WR GB 0.0

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 102.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 18.3
RB C. Spiller RB BUF 6.8
RB S. Jackson RB ATL 16.3
WR T. Smith WR BAL 6.9
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 4.9
TE J. Thomas TE DEN 4.9
R/W/T A. Ellington RB ARI 15.8
K P. Dawson K SF 15.0
DEF Bills DEF 14.0
BN J. Cook TE LAR 0.8
BN D. Walker TE TEN 11.3
BN A. Smith QB KC 31.2
BN D. Sproles RB NO 6.2
BN T. Hilton WR IND 7.8
BN T. Williams WR DAL 4.6
Week 16: Two Girls One Kuper 120.568.2 Asomugha to Mouth (W) vs Bronchtein PLAYOFF

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 120.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 32.0
RB S. Ridley RB NE 5.4
RB A. Morris RB WAS 14.8
WR E. Decker WR DEN 25.1
WR J. Jones WR GB 8.4
TE J. Witten TE DAL 1.3
R/W/T P. Thomas RB NO 1.5
K M. Prater K DEN 13.0
DEF Bengals DEF 19.0
BN L. Blount RB NE 19.6
BN B. Leonard RB TB 0.4
BN M. Colston WR NO 6.3
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 0.0
BN M. Jones WR CIN 9.1
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 0.8
RES R. Cobb WR GB 0.0

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 68.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 23.0
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 7.6
RB F. Gore RB SF 16.3
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 0.0
WR A. Brown WR PIT 10.5
TE C. Fleener TE IND 0.8
R/W/T B. Powell RB NYJ 8.0
K B. Walsh K MIN 2.0
DEF --empty-- DEF 0.0
BN J. Edelman WR NE 7.7
BN B. Tate RB HOU 0.0
BN A. Holmes WR LV 7.1
BN G. Jennings WR MIN 2.7
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 12.3
BN J. McCown QB CHI 0.5
BN Seahawks DEF 11.0