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Ballard — 2013

Denarius Targaryen Moore · Record: 8-5 ยท PPG: 93.1 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Denarius Targaryen Moore 106.492.3 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (W) vs Becker-Parton

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 106.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB PHI 25.5
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 7.0
RB R. Bush RB DET 25.1
WR C. Johnson WR DET 3.7
WR S. Smith WR CAR 11.1
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 18.7
R/W/T A. Bradshaw RB IND 3.3
K J. Tucker K BAL 9.0
DEF Vikings DEF 3.0
BN G. Little WR CLE 2.6
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 2.7
BN J. Jones WR GB 0.0
BN I. Pead RB LAR 0.0
BN K. Wright WR TEN 1.1
BN A. Luck QB IND 24.9

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 92.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB SEA 15.5
RB D. Martin RB TB 10.4
RB D. Richardson RB LAR 9.6
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 2.2
WR R. Cobb WR GB 17.4
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 16.8
R/W/T D. Amendola WR NE 10.4
K J. Brown K NYG 7.0
DEF Ravens DEF 3.0
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN I. Redman RB 1.5
BN T. Pryor QB LV 19.9
BN R. Randle WR NYG 10.1
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 0.0
BN L. Bell RB PIT 0.0
Week 2: Denarius Targaryen Moore 106.293.0 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 106.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 18.6
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 9.7
RB R. Bush RB DET 6.9
WR C. Johnson WR DET 23.6
WR S. Smith WR CAR 5.2
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 8.4
R/W/T J. Jones WR GB 15.8
K D. Carpenter K BUF 12.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 6.0
BN G. Little WR CLE 3.3
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 10.2
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 14.4
BN M. Vick QB PHI 34.3
BN I. Pead RB LAR 1.9
BN K. Wright WR TEN 11.4

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 93.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 11.2
RB J. Charles RB KC 16.3
RB M. Ball RB DEN 2.1
WR J. Jones WR ATL 24.2
WR R. Wayne WR IND 4.6
TE Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 0.0
R/W/T T. Eifert TE CIN 6.6
K S. Janikowski K LV 13.0
DEF Broncos DEF 15.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 7.8
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN S. Vereen RB NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 12.6
BN H. Miller TE PIT 0.0
BN B. Jacobs RB NYG 6.4
Week 3: Denarius Targaryen Moore 89.569.2 Asomugha to Mouth (W) vs Bronchtein

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 89.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB PHI 15.9
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 9.1
RB A. Bradshaw RB IND 17.1
WR C. Johnson WR DET 17.5
WR K. Wright WR TEN 7.1
TE K. Rudolph TE MIN 2.8
R/W/T S. Smith WR CAR 4.0
K D. Carpenter K BUF 12.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 4.0
BN G. Little WR CLE 1.9
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 2.9
BN R. Bush RB DET 0.0
BN J. Jones WR GB 9.4
BN I. Pead RB LAR 6.3
BN A. Luck QB IND 14.8

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 69.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 4.0
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 6.9
RB F. Gore RB SF 10.3
WR G. Jennings WR MIN 4.3
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 2.5
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 2.4
R/W/T B. Powell RB NYJ 15.8
K M. Bryant K ATL 13.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 10.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 4.3
BN J. Gresham TE CIN 0.7
BN A. Dalton QB CIN 13.7
BN K. Winslow TE NYJ 0.0
BN A. Brown WR PIT 31.6
BN J. Franklin RB GB 16.6
Week 4: Denarius Targaryen Moore 103.9112.2 Cunt Punters (L) vs Wright

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 103.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB PHI 14.0
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 3.1
RB D. Thomas RB MIA 0.6
WR C. Johnson WR DET 10.4
WR J. Cotchery WR PIT 16.3
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 7.2
R/W/T R. Bush RB DET 23.3
K R. Gould K CHI 10.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 19.0
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 0.6
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 0.0
BN S. Smith WR CAR 0.0
BN J. Jones WR GB 0.0
BN K. Wright WR TEN 5.6
BN A. Luck QB IND 18.9

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 112.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Smith QB KC 23.2
RB B. Bolden RB NE 1.2
RB L. Bell RB PIT 20.4
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 9.9
WR V. Jackson WR TB 2.7
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 15.1
R/W/T M. Floyd WR ARI 8.7
K A. Henery K PHI 8.0
DEF Titans DEF 23.0
BN D. Avery WR KC 2.3
BN J. Nelson WR GB 0.0
BN J. Starks RB GB 0.0
BN D. Williams RB CAR 0.0
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 0.0
BN E. Lacy RB GB 0.0
Week 5: Denarius Targaryen Moore 66.279.0 Cecil Your Shorts III (L) vs Foote

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 66.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB PHI 12.1
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 14.0
RB D. Thomas RB MIA 1.2
WR C. Johnson WR DET 0.0
WR S. Smith WR CAR 6.0
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 6.0
R/W/T R. Bush RB DET 6.9
K R. Gould K CHI 4.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 16.0
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 0.0
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 0.0
BN J. Cotchery WR PIT 0.0
BN J. Jones WR GB 18.7
BN K. Wright WR TEN 7.4
BN A. Luck QB IND 18.1

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 79.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Ryan QB ATL 18.8
RB A. Foster RB HOU 11.8
RB G. Bernard RB CIN 4.9
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 5.7
WR D. Bowe WR KC 3.5
TE J. Graham TE NO 13.5
R/W/T R. Mathews RB LAC 0.8
K G. Hartley K 14.0
DEF Saints DEF 6.0
BN G. Tate WR SEA 12.1
BN C. Clay TE MIA 11.2
BN A. Jeffery WR CHI 27.8
BN S. Hill WR NYJ 2.1
BN C. Patterson WR MIN 0.0
BN Bills DEF 4.0
Week 6: Denarius Targaryen Moore 83.060.9 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (W) vs Waxman

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 83.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 8.0
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 5.4
RB R. Bush RB DET 19.5
WR C. Johnson WR DET 2.5
WR S. Smith WR CAR 8.1
TE G. Graham TE HOU 2.5
R/W/T J. Jones WR GB 1.0
K R. Gould K CHI 11.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 25.0
BN D. Thomas RB MIA 0.0
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 0.0
BN J. Snelling RB ATL 0.0
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 0.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN J. Cotchery WR PIT 0.0

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 60.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 8.8
RB C. Spiller RB BUF 6.6
RB D. Sproles RB NO 7.3
WR T. Smith WR BAL 1.2
WR T. Hilton WR IND 4.3
TE J. Thomas TE DEN 8.2
R/W/T K. Thompkins WR NE 10.5
K P. Dawson K SF 12.0
DEF Browns DEF 2.0
BN J. Cook TE LAR 4.5
BN J. Rodgers RB ATL 0.0
BN S. Jackson RB ATL 0.0
BN L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 16.1
BN T. Williams WR DAL 8.7
BN A. Ellington RB ARI 15.2
Week 7: Denarius Targaryen Moore 114.654.2 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (W) vs Wood

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 114.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 30.0
RB J. Snelling RB ATL 1.4
RB R. Bush RB DET 9.4
WR C. Johnson WR DET 27.5
WR S. Smith WR CAR 12.9
TE J. Fauria TE DET 1.5
R/W/T E. Royal WR LAC 12.9
K R. Gould K CHI 11.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 8.0
BN C. Johnson RB TEN 17.0
BN C. Ogbonnaya RB CLE 1.5
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 0.0
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 0.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN J. Jones WR GB 0.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 54.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB N. Foles QB PHI 5.7
RB R. Rice RB BAL 7.2
RB L. Miller RB MIA 4.7
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 2.1
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 8.9
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 4.7
R/W/T B. Hartline WR MIA 6.9
K S. Gostkowski K NE 9.0
DEF Bears DEF 5.0
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 14.0
BN D. Moore WR LV 0.0
BN S. Rice WR SEA 11.0
BN D. Brees QB NO 0.0
BN D. Clark TE BAL 6.9
BN R. Hillman RB DEN 0.6
Week 8: Denarius Targaryen Moore 68.9103.6 The Arian Brotherhood (L) vs Valenzuela

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 68.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB PHI -0.7
RB J. Snelling RB ATL 0.0
RB R. Bush RB DET 16.2
WR C. Johnson WR DET 36.9
WR S. Smith WR CAR 4.2
TE J. Fauria TE DET 0.0
R/W/T A. Pettis WR LAR 3.3
K D. Carpenter K BUF 5.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 4.0
BN C. Johnson RB TEN 0.0
BN E. Royal WR LAC 0.0
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 0.0
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 0.0
BN J. Jones WR GB 0.0
BN A. Luck QB IND 0.0

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 103.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 26.7
RB B. Green-Ellis RB CIN 3.3
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 6.5
WR A. Green WR CIN 11.5
WR W. Welker WR DEN 14.1
TE K. Rudolph TE MIN 5.1
R/W/T C. Shorts WR JAX 7.4
K D. Bailey K DAL 16.0
DEF Patriots DEF 13.0
BN D. Woodhead RB LAC 0.0
BN D. Murray RB DAL 0.0
BN A. Gates TE LAC 0.0
BN R. White WR ATL 0.0
BN T. Pryor QB LV 16.1
BN K. Allen WR LAC 0.0
RES P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
Week 9: Denarius Targaryen Moore 116.7104.4 Two Girls One Kuper (W) vs Baumann

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 116.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 24.8
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 29.0
RB J. Snelling RB ATL 0.0
WR E. Royal WR LAC 11.6
WR S. Smith WR CAR 5.2
TE Z. Ertz TE PHI 10.2
R/W/T K. Wright WR TEN 6.9
K D. Carpenter K BUF 7.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 22.0
BN A. Pettis WR LAR 1.3
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 0.0
BN C. Johnson WR DET 0.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN R. Bush RB DET 0.0
BN J. Fauria TE DET 0.0

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 104.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Locker QB TEN 10.4
RB S. Ridley RB NE 22.4
RB A. Morris RB WAS 18.1
WR J. Jones WR GB 1.7
WR M. Jones WR CIN 6.6
TE J. Witten TE DAL 16.2
R/W/T P. Thomas RB NO 9.0
K N. Folk K NYJ 14.0
DEF Bengals DEF 6.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 0.0
BN M. Colston WR NO 0.0
BN P. Manning QB DEN 0.0
BN W. McGahee RB CLE 1.1
BN M. White WR GB 0.8
BN M. Prater K DEN 0.0
Week 10: Denarius Targaryen Moore 73.187.2 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (L) vs Freundlich

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 73.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 13.8
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 5.3
RB R. Bush RB DET 11.3
WR E. Royal WR LAC 3.6
WR C. Johnson WR DET 20.3
TE Z. Miller TE SEA 0.0
R/W/T K. Wright WR TEN 7.8
K D. Carpenter K BUF 4.0
DEF Texans DEF 7.0
BN A. Pettis WR LAR 0.0
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 0.0
BN S. Smith WR CAR 6.3
BN J. Cotchery WR PIT 9.1
BN C. K eenum 19.3
BN Chiefs DEF 0.0

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 87.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 13.4
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 13.4
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 19.7
WR H. Douglas WR ATL 2.9
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 4.9
TE V. Davis TE SF 0.2
R/W/T R. Jennings RB LV 10.7
K M. Crosby K GB 7.0
DEF Giants DEF 15.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 4.8
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR IND 3.0
BN D. Brown RB IND 12.3
BN A. Brown RB NYG 17.9
BN J. Boykin WR GB 11.2
BN R. Griffin QB WAS 27.6
Week 11: Denarius Targaryen Moore 109.096.8 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (W) vs Banys

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 109.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 18.4
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 20.4
RB R. Bush RB DET 3.4
WR E. Royal WR LAC 2.0
WR C. Johnson WR DET 29.9
TE Z. Miller TE SEA 6.9
R/W/T K. Wright WR TEN 8.0
K D. Carpenter K BUF 13.0
DEF Texans DEF 7.0
BN A. Pettis WR LAR 0.0
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 0.0
BN S. Smith WR CAR 6.2
BN J. Cotchery WR PIT 10.8
BN C. K eenum 8.8
BN Chiefs DEF 2.0

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 96.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 26.6
RB M. Forte RB CHI 18.5
RB F. Jackson RB BUF 3.9
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 7.7
WR R. Cooper WR PHI 3.7
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 4.8
R/W/T A. Boldin WR SF 11.6
K S. Hauschka K SEA 13.0
DEF 49ers DEF 7.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 0.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 0.8
BN D. McCluster WR KC 5.3
BN M. Wallace WR MIA 3.9
BN A. Dobson WR NE 3.8
BN D. Johnson RB HOU 0.2
RES M. Crabtree WR SF 0.0
Week 12: Denarius Targaryen Moore 80.6137.2 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (L) vs Becker-Parton

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 80.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 13.6
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 8.1
RB R. Bush RB DET 10.0
WR C. Johnson WR DET 11.5
WR S. Smith WR CAR 6.9
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 9.2
R/W/T K. Wright WR TEN 16.3
K R. Succop K KC 8.0
DEF Chiefs DEF -3.0
BN E. Royal WR LAC 8.7
BN A. Pettis WR LAR 0.0
BN J. Cotchery WR PIT 0.0
BN C. K eenum 5.0
BN D. Carpenter K BUF 0.0
BN Texans DEF 8.0

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 137.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 16.4
RB K. Moreno RB DEN 29.0
RB L. Bell RB PIT 9.8
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 8.6
WR J. Gordon WR CLE 29.7
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 15.0
R/W/T D. Amendola WR NE 1.7
K N. Novak K LAC 11.0
DEF Ravens DEF 16.0
BN J. Bell RB DET 1.5
BN D. Williams RB CAR 4.7
BN R. Wilson QB SEA 0.0
BN R. Randle WR NYG 6.4
BN T. Austin WR LAR 16.4
BN J. Reed TE WAS 0.0
Week 13: Denarius Targaryen Moore 92.558.7 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 92.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 10.2
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 16.1
RB R. Bush RB DET 22.2
WR C. Johnson WR DET 16.1
WR J. Cotchery WR PIT 6.6
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.6
R/W/T K. Wright WR TEN 7.7
K D. Carpenter K BUF 7.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 6.0
BN E. Royal WR LAC 0.0
BN A. Pettis WR LAR 1.1
BN S. Smith WR CAR 5.1
BN C. K eenum 15.5
BN R. Succop K KC 4.0
BN Texans DEF 2.0

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 58.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 20.8
RB J. Starks RB GB 0.2
RB M. Ball RB DEN 12.1
WR P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 9.6
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 0.9
R/W/T N. Washington WR TEN 8.1
K S. Janikowski K LV 6.0
DEF Broncos DEF 1.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 10.3
BN D. Murray RB DAL 28.2
BN C. Shorts WR JAX 12.4
BN E. Manning QB NYG 11.4
BN H. Miller TE PIT 8.6
BN B. Bolden RB NE 2.0
Week 14: Denarius Targaryen Moore 103.8136.7 Cecil Your Shorts III (L) vs Foote PLAYOFF

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 103.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 32.2
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 9.5
RB R. Bush RB DET 0.0
WR C. Johnson WR DET 5.2
WR J. Cotchery WR PIT 11.7
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 2.3
R/W/T S. Smith WR CAR 10.9
K D. Carpenter K BUF 6.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 26.0
BN E. Royal WR LAC 1.3
BN A. Pettis WR LAR 1.9
BN C. K eenum 9.7
BN K. Wright WR TEN 1.7
BN R. Succop K KC 9.0
BN Texans DEF 1.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 136.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Dalton QB CIN 30.1
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 19.5
RB G. Bernard RB CIN 14.8
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 14.8
WR A. Jeffery WR CHI 13.7
TE J. Graham TE NO 17.8
R/W/T D. Bowe WR KC 13.0
K A. Vinatieri K IND 4.0
DEF Saints DEF 9.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 3.2
BN G. Tate WR SEA 6.5
BN C. Clay TE MIA 21.7
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB TEN 9.3
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 1.7
BN K. Stills WR NO 2.2
Week 16: Denarius Targaryen Moore 49.442.8 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (W) vs Freundlich PLAYOFF

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 49.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 14.1
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 9.3
RB R. Bush RB DET 2.4
WR C. Johnson WR DET 4.3
WR J. Cotchery WR PIT 0.9
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.0
R/W/T S. Smith WR CAR 4.4
K D. Carpenter K BUF 13.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 1.0
BN E. Royal WR LAC 5.4
BN A. Pettis WR LAR 1.6
BN C. K eenum 0.0
BN K. Wright WR TEN 2.2
BN R. Succop K KC 1.0
BN Texans DEF -3.0

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 42.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 7.7
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 4.7
RB A. Brown RB NYG 3.4
WR H. Douglas WR ATL 4.6
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 5.2
TE V. Davis TE SF 0.0
R/W/T R. Jennings RB LV 7.2
K J. Tucker K BAL 1.0
DEF Chargers DEF 9.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 0.0
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR IND 0.0
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 6.9
BN D. Brown RB IND 23.0
BN J. Boykin WR GB 11.4
BN R. Griffin QB WAS 0.0