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Wright — 2013

Cunt Punters · Record: 11-2 ยท PPG: 103.1 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Cunt Punters 117.489.6 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 117.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 24.6
RB D. Williams RB CAR 8.0
RB E. Lacy RB GB 11.2
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 16.4
WR V. Jackson WR TB 15.4
TE B. Myers TE NYG 12.6
R/W/T M. Austin WR DAL 7.2
K G. Zuerlein K LAR 13.0
DEF Texans DEF 9.0
BN J. Nelson WR GB 19.0
BN D. Woodhead RB LAC 1.6
BN K. Moreno RB DEN 6.5
BN C. Palmer QB ARI 17.1
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 8.2
BN R. Hillman RB DEN 4.2

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 89.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 15.1
RB J. Charles RB KC 16.0
RB S. Vereen RB NE 15.9
WR J. Jones WR ATL 11.6
WR R. Wayne WR IND 15.6
TE Z. Sudfeld TE NYJ 0.0
R/W/T M. Ball RB DEN 2.4
K S. Janikowski K LV 5.0
DEF Broncos DEF 8.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 0.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 5.7
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 7.6
BN H. Miller TE PIT 0.0
BN T. Eifert TE CIN 4.7
Week 2: Cunt Punters 108.498.5 Asomugha to Mouth (W) vs Bronchtein

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 108.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 34.9
RB D. Williams RB CAR 8.5
RB E. Lacy RB GB 1.0
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 17.3
WR V. Jackson WR TB 7.7
TE B. Myers TE NYG 7.4
R/W/T J. Nelson WR GB 18.6
K G. Zuerlein K LAR 6.0
DEF Texans DEF 7.0
BN D. Woodhead RB LAC 6.4
BN K. Moreno RB DEN 22.7
BN M. Austin WR DAL 3.1
BN C. Palmer QB ARI 11.7
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 2.2
BN R. Hillman RB DEN 0.3

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 98.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 5.8
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 31.5
RB F. Gore RB SF 3.0
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 11.8
WR A. Brown WR PIT 5.7
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 3.3
R/W/T G. Jennings WR MIN 8.4
K M. Bryant K ATL 7.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 22.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 10.1
BN J. Gresham TE CIN 6.6
BN A. Dalton QB CIN 16.2
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 13.0
BN R. Broyles WR DET 0.0
BN J. Franklin RB GB 0.0
Week 3: Cunt Punters 55.688.3 Cecil Your Shorts III (L) vs Foote

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 55.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 12.2
RB K. Moreno RB DEN 4.5
RB D. Williams RB CAR 11.7
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 5.2
WR V. Jackson WR TB 3.4
TE B. Myers TE NYG 3.3
R/W/T J. Nelson WR GB 9.3
K A. Henery K PHI 4.0
DEF Texans DEF 2.0
BN M. Austin WR DAL 2.2
BN A. Smith QB KC 14.1
BN B. Celek TE PHI 1.8
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 4.9
BN B. Rainey RB TB 2.1
BN E. Lacy RB GB 0.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 88.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Ryan QB ATL 15.2
RB A. Foster RB HOU 5.2
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 5.8
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 9.4
WR D. Bowe WR KC 0.4
TE J. Graham TE NO 25.4
R/W/T G. Bernard RB CIN 15.9
K G. Hartley K 7.0
DEF Bills DEF 4.0
BN G. Tate WR SEA 11.7
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 11.5
BN E. Manning QB NYG 4.2
BN M. Tolbert RB CAR 7.8
BN A. Jeffery WR CHI 5.1
BN C. Patterson WR MIN 4.9
Week 4: Cunt Punters 112.2103.9 Denarius Targaryen Moore (W) vs Ballard

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 112.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Smith QB KC 23.2
RB B. Bolden RB NE 1.2
RB L. Bell RB PIT 20.4
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 9.9
WR V. Jackson WR TB 2.7
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 15.1
R/W/T M. Floyd WR ARI 8.7
K A. Henery K PHI 8.0
DEF Titans DEF 23.0
BN D. Avery WR KC 2.3
BN J. Nelson WR GB 0.0
BN J. Starks RB GB 0.0
BN D. Williams RB CAR 0.0
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 0.0
BN E. Lacy RB GB 0.0

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 103.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB PHI 14.0
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 3.1
RB D. Thomas RB MIA 0.6
WR C. Johnson WR DET 10.4
WR J. Cotchery WR PIT 16.3
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 7.2
R/W/T R. Bush RB DET 23.3
K R. Gould K CHI 10.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 19.0
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 0.6
BN A. Bradshaw RB IND 0.0
BN S. Smith WR CAR 0.0
BN J. Jones WR GB 0.0
BN K. Wright WR TEN 5.6
BN A. Luck QB IND 18.9
Week 5: Cunt Punters 83.3110.4 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (L) vs Becker-Parton

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 83.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 15.8
RB D. Williams RB CAR 6.9
RB E. Lacy RB GB 9.7
WR J. Nelson WR GB 8.2
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 9.0
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 3.6
R/W/T M. Floyd WR ARI 6.1
K A. Henery K PHI 18.0
DEF Titans DEF 6.0
BN A. Pettis WR LAR 16.9
BN A. Smith QB KC 8.8
BN V. Jackson WR TB 0.0
BN B. Bolden RB NE 6.4
BN L. Bell RB PIT 0.0
BN Z. Stacy RB LAR 7.8

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 110.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB E. Manning QB NYG 15.4
RB K. Moreno RB DEN 21.0
RB L. Blount RB NE 3.1
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 24.1
WR J. Gordon WR CLE 14.6
TE B. Myers TE NYG 3.5
R/W/T R. Cobb WR GB 10.7
K C. Sturgis K MIA 11.0
DEF Ravens DEF 7.0
BN D. Amendola WR NE 5.5
BN J. Bell RB DET 5.1
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN M. Austin WR DAL 0.0
BN D. Martin RB TB 0.0
BN R. Wilson QB SEA 22.6
Week 6: Cunt Punters 120.796.3 The Arian Brotherhood (W) vs Valenzuela

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 120.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 16.7
RB D. Williams RB CAR 11.7
RB E. Lacy RB GB 12.5
WR J. Nelson WR GB 17.3
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 20.7
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 6.4
R/W/T V. Jackson WR TB 23.4
K A. Henery K PHI 7.0
DEF Jets DEF 5.0
BN A. Smith QB KC 8.0
BN V. Brown WR LAC 3.1
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 10.4
BN D. Richardson RB LAR 2.3
BN L. Bell RB PIT 5.6
BN Z. Stacy RB LAR 9.0

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 96.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 24.5
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 15.1
RB D. Murray RB DAL 11.0
WR A. Green WR CIN 16.3
WR W. Welker WR DEN 12.3
TE A. Gates TE LAC 2.8
R/W/T D. Woodhead RB LAC 8.3
K D. Bailey K DAL 7.0
DEF Texans DEF -1.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB CIN 8.6
BN R. White WR ATL 0.0
BN T. Austin WR LAR 0.3
BN K. Allen WR LAC 16.7
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 2.7
BN Patriots DEF 5.0
RES P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
Week 7: Cunt Punters 124.388.0 Two Girls One Kuper (W) vs Baumann

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 124.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 23.6
RB D. Williams RB CAR 5.9
RB E. Lacy RB GB 16.8
WR J. Nelson WR GB 10.2
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 7.5
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 11.5
R/W/T V. Jackson WR TB 25.8
K A. Henery K PHI 3.0
DEF Panthers DEF 20.0
BN A. Smith QB KC 16.0
BN V. Brown WR LAC 2.6
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 5.8
BN D. Richardson RB LAR 1.8
BN L. Bell RB PIT 9.9
BN Z. Stacy RB LAR 14.7

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 88.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 25.3
RB W. McGahee RB CLE 3.9
RB A. Morris RB WAS 9.5
WR E. Decker WR DEN 21.0
WR M. Williams WR TB 3.2
TE J. Witten TE DAL 4.8
R/W/T S. Ridley RB NE 11.3
K M. Prater K DEN 9.0
DEF Bengals DEF 0.0
BN R. Mendenhall RB ARI 8.2
BN M. Colston WR NO 0.0
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 0.0
BN P. Thomas RB NO 0.0
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 2.2
BN B. Brown RB PHI 0.4
Week 8: Cunt Punters 115.079.0 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (W) vs Freundlich

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 115.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 22.5
RB E. Lacy RB GB 17.2
RB L. Bell RB PIT 11.1
WR J. Nelson WR GB 24.3
WR V. Jackson WR TB 7.9
TE J. Reed TE WAS 9.0
R/W/T M. Floyd WR ARI 9.0
K G. Hartley K 5.0
DEF Panthers DEF 9.0
BN D. Thomas RB MIA 11.2
BN J. Cameron TE CLE 8.1
BN B. Marshall WR CHI 0.0
BN D. Williams RB CAR 11.1
BN M. James RB TB 6.4
BN Z. Stacy RB LAR 12.9
RES R. Cobb WR GB 0.0

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 79.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin QB WAS 4.0
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 14.3
RB J. Randle RB DAL 4.4
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 5.1
WR J. Boykin WR GB 8.9
TE V. Davis TE SF 11.2
R/W/T H. Douglas WR ATL 12.1
K M. Crosby K GB 14.0
DEF Falcons DEF 5.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 13.2
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR IND 0.0
BN K. Hunter RB SF 8.4
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 12.2
BN P. Rivers QB LAC 0.0
BN D. Wilson RB NYG 0.0
RES A. Brown RB NYG 0.0
Week 9: Cunt Punters 124.684.3 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (W) vs Banys

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 124.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 2.0
RB E. Lacy RB GB 21.0
RB L. Bell RB PIT 13.9
WR J. Nelson WR GB 6.7
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 16.7
TE J. Reed TE WAS 5.5
R/W/T Z. Stacy RB LAR 29.8
K G. Hartley K 10.0
DEF Panthers DEF 19.0
BN J. Cameron TE CLE 0.4
BN D. Williams RB CAR 5.4
BN V. Jackson WR TB 1.1
BN M. Tolbert RB CAR 9.7
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 0.0
BN M. James RB TB 20.7
RES S. Vereen RB NE 0.0

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 84.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 18.2
RB M. Forte RB CHI 23.9
RB F. Jackson RB BUF 9.9
WR E. Bennett WR CHI 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 17.2
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 3.6
R/W/T D. McFadden RB LV 1.5
K S. Hauschka K SEA 9.0
DEF Packers DEF 1.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 0.0
BN A. Boldin WR SF 0.0
BN M. Wallace WR MIA 8.2
BN T. Richardson RB IND 5.3
BN Cowboys DEF 12.0
BN 49ers DEF 0.0
RES M. Crabtree WR SF 0.0
Week 10: Cunt Punters 88.672.3 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (W) vs Waxman

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 88.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 10.2
RB E. Lacy RB GB 8.4
RB Z. Stacy RB LAR 12.8
WR J. Nelson WR GB 5.6
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 25.9
TE T. Wright TE TB 1.9
R/W/T V. Jackson WR TB 2.8
K G. Hartley K 7.0
DEF Panthers DEF 14.0
BN J. Cameron TE CLE 0.0
BN C. Palmer QB ARI 13.4
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 0.0
BN M. Tolbert RB CAR 2.3
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 0.0
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 3.1
RES S. Vereen RB NE 0.0

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 72.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 9.1
RB C. Spiller RB BUF 3.4
RB A. Ellington RB ARI 7.3
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 2.3
WR T. Hilton WR IND 13.0
TE J. Thomas TE DEN 15.6
R/W/T T. Smith WR BAL 10.6
K J. Tucker K BAL 8.0
DEF Colts DEF 3.0
BN J. Cook TE LAR 1.7
BN J. Rodgers RB ATL 5.9
BN S. Jackson RB ATL 2.0
BN D. Sproles RB NO 18.8
BN T. Williams WR DAL 8.1
BN K. Thompkins WR NE 0.0
Week 11: Cunt Punters 110.498.7 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (W) vs Wood

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 110.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Palmer QB ARI 24.5
RB C. Ivory RB NYJ 15.8
RB E. Lacy RB GB 10.8
WR J. Nelson WR GB 11.7
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 4.2
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 2.9
R/W/T V. Jackson WR TB 22.5
K G. Hartley K 11.0
DEF Panthers DEF 7.0
BN C. Ogbonnaya RB CLE 7.9
BN S. Vereen RB NE 7.2
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 0.0
BN M. Tolbert RB CAR 1.7
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 25.3
BN Z. Stacy RB LAR 0.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 98.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 14.1
RB R. Rice RB BAL 20.8
RB L. Miller RB MIA 3.7
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 8.2
WR D. Moore WR LV 7.1
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 11.2
R/W/T A. Johnson WR HOU 11.6
K S. Gostkowski K NE 8.0
DEF Bears DEF 14.0
BN B. Hartline WR MIA 6.5
BN D. Clark TE BAL 3.1
BN N. Foles QB PHI 22.6
BN T. Richardson RB IND 5.3
BN R. Hillman RB DEN 0.0
BN R. Gould K CHI 11.0
Week 12: Cunt Punters 101.967.8 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 101.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Palmer QB ARI 20.6
RB E. Lacy RB GB 21.8
RB Z. Stacy RB LAR 15.7
WR J. Nelson WR GB 5.8
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 17.7
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 3.2
R/W/T V. Jackson WR TB 6.1
K G. Hartley K 5.0
DEF Panthers DEF 6.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 12.7
BN C. Ogbonnaya RB CLE 2.1
BN S. Vereen RB NE 9.1
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 0.0
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 3.5
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 10.4

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 67.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 23.8
RB J. Starks RB GB 3.2
RB M. Ball RB DEN 3.7
WR P. Harvin WR SEA 0.0
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 3.6
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 0.0
R/W/T N. Washington WR TEN 4.5
K S. Janikowski K LV 15.0
DEF Broncos DEF 14.0
BN E. Sanders WR PIT 11.2
BN D. Murray RB DAL 12.6
BN C. Shorts WR JAX 7.1
BN E. Manning QB NYG 15.0
BN H. Miller TE PIT 4.1
BN B. Bolden RB NE 12.9
Week 13: Cunt Punters 78.571.5 Asomugha to Mouth (W) vs Bronchtein

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 78.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Palmer QB ARI 18.0
RB S. Vereen RB NE 13.5
RB E. Lacy RB GB 3.9
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 4.5
WR M. Floyd WR ARI 15.9
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 4.3
R/W/T J. Nelson WR GB 1.4
K G. Hartley K 1.0
DEF Panthers DEF 16.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 16.1
BN C. Ogbonnaya RB CLE 3.4
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 0.0
BN V. Jackson WR TB 7.5
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 7.3
BN Z. Stacy RB LAR 7.1

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 71.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 17.1
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 5.7
RB F. Gore RB SF 8.9
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 8.0
WR A. Brown WR PIT 5.9
TE C. Fleener TE IND 5.0
R/W/T B. Powell RB NYJ 5.9
K B. Walsh K MIN 11.0
DEF Cowboys DEF 4.0
BN J. Edelman WR NE 10.1
BN B. Tate RB HOU 28.2
BN G. Jennings WR MIN 13.8
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 10.2
BN J. McCown QB CHI 22.2
BN Seahawks DEF 13.0
Week 15: Cunt Punters 100.7105.3 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (L) vs Becker-Parton PLAYOFF

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 100.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Ryan QB ATL 8.3
RB S. Vereen RB NE 2.1
RB Z. Stacy RB LAR 20.3
WR J. Nelson WR GB 12.1
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 15.5
TE J. Cameron TE CLE 2.3
R/W/T E. Lacy RB GB 23.1
K D. Akers K DET 4.0
DEF Panthers DEF 13.0
BN T. Gerhart RB MIN 0.0
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 0.0
BN V. Jackson WR TB 11.8
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 6.6
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 3.3
BN Lions DEF 2.0

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 105.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB SEA 15.2
RB K. Moreno RB DEN 5.5
RB L. Bell RB PIT 16.7
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 21.3
WR J. Gordon WR CLE 12.7
TE Z. Miller TE SEA 0.8
R/W/T D. Amendola WR NE 13.1
K G. Gano K CAR 12.0
DEF Ravens DEF 8.0
BN J. Bell RB DET 4.7
BN D. Williams RB CAR 22.8
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 9.6
BN R. Randle WR NYG 0.0
BN T. Austin WR LAR 0.0
BN J. Reed TE WAS 0.0
Week 16: Cunt Punters 90.0118.0 Cecil Your Shorts III (L) vs Foote PLAYOFF

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 90.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Cutler QB CHI 14.4
RB E. Lacy RB GB 21.0
RB Z. Stacy RB LAR 14.9
WR J. Nelson WR GB 4.6
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 9.6
TE Z. Ertz TE PHI 2.7
R/W/T V. Jackson WR TB 9.8
K D. Akers K DET 4.0
DEF Lions DEF 9.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 17.9
BN T. Gerhart RB MIN 0.0
BN S. Vereen RB NE 7.0
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 10.9
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 9.1
BN Panthers DEF 14.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 118.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Dalton QB CIN 31.6
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 17.9
RB G. Bernard RB CIN 6.7
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 18.3
WR A. Jeffery WR CHI 7.6
TE J. Graham TE NO 13.3
R/W/T D. Bowe WR KC 4.6
K A. Vinatieri K IND 11.0
DEF Saints DEF 7.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 0.0
BN G. Tate WR SEA 3.4
BN C. Clay TE MIA 3.2
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB TEN 9.3
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 5.8
BN K. Stills WR NO 2.6