Stanley's Cleveland Steamers · Record: 5-8 · PPG: 85.0 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 103.4 – 108.7 Two Girls One Kuper (L) vs Baumann

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 103.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	16.4
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	3.5
RB	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	12.2
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	9.2
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	20.0
TE	J. Cook	TE	LAR	24.1
R/W/T	T. Hilton	WR	IND	2.0
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	10.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		6.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	NO	1.1
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	0.2
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	11.0
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	4.2
BN	Q. Patton	WR	SF	0.0
BN	K. Barner	RB	CAR	0.0

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 108.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Manning	QB	DEN	46.3
RB	S. Ridley	RB	NE	2.6
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	9.4
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	3.2
WR	M. Colston	WR	NO	12.8
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	19.0
R/W/T	R. Mendenhall	RB	ARI	6.4
K	M. Prater	K	DEN	7.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		2.0
BN	D. Thomas	RB	MIA	7.9
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	3.5
BN	P. Thomas	RB	NO	5.9
BN	M. Williams	WR	TB	11.2
BN	B. Pierce	RB	BAL	2.2
BN	B. Brown	RB	PHI	2.5

Week 2: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 55.9 – 103.0 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (L) vs Wood

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 55.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	14.2
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	11.7
RB	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	6.8
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	3.3
WR	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	4.7
TE	J. Cook	TE	LAR	1.0
R/W/T	D. Sproles	RB	NO	6.2
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	3.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		5.0
BN	A. Roberts	WR	ARI	3.6
BN	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	10.7
BN	T. Smith	WR	BAL	8.5
BN	M. Ingram	RB	NO	2.0
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	4.5
BN	T. Hilton	WR	IND	12.4

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 103.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	12.9
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	2.5
RB	L. Miller	RB	MIA	13.5
WR	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	25.3
WR	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	7.6
TE	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	14.4
R/W/T	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	6.8
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	7.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		13.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	13.0
BN	S. Greene	RB	TEN	0.0
BN	D. Moore	WR	LV	0.0
BN	M. Bush	RB	CHI	0.0
BN	C. Ivory	RB	NYJ	5.2
BN	D. Akers	K	DET	3.0

Week 3: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 65.9 – 70.7 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (L) vs Freundlich

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 65.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	20.4
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	1.0
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	5.6
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	9.2
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	6.4
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	9.7
R/W/T	A. Roberts	WR	ARI	0.6
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	1.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		12.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	4.4
BN	M. Ingram	RB	NO	0.0
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	9.3
BN	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	0.0
BN	T. Hilton	WR	IND	1.3
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	16.1

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 70.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Griffin	QB	WAS	12.7
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	15.5
RB	D. Wilson	RB	NYG	3.9
WR	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	10.6
WR	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	0.0
TE	C. Clay	TE	MIA	4.0
R/W/T	C. Givens	WR	LAR	3.0
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	9.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		12.0
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	0.0
BN	C. Ogbonnaya	RB	CLE	5.3
BN	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	14.3
BN	V. Davis	TE	SF	0.0
BN	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	12.2
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	10.5
RES	A. Brown	RB	NYG	0.0

Week 4: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 114.0 – 90.6 The Arian Brotherhood (W) vs Valenzuela

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 114.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	19.3
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	7.7
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	24.2
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	22.6
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	12.8
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	4.3
R/W/T	T. Hilton	WR	IND	5.1
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	5.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		13.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	4.5
BN	A. Roberts	WR	ARI	0.6
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	8.8
BN	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	0.0
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	18.7
BN	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	5.1

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 90.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	16.5
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	9.4
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	9.2
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	5.1
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	19.6
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	19.6
R/W/T	E. Royal	WR	LAC	4.2
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	3.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		4.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	1.3
BN	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	20.6
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	2.8
BN	A. Dobson	WR	NE	1.0
BN	T. Austin	WR	LAR	0.6
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	2.7
RES	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0

Week 5: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 133.0 – 99.4 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (W) vs Banys

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 133.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	40.9
RB	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	17.8
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	4.1
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	12.1
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	4.3
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	24.2
R/W/T	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	1.6
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	10.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		18.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	2.6
BN	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	12.6
BN	A. Roberts	WR	ARI	0.0
BN	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	0.0
BN	T. Hilton	WR	IND	26.0
BN	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	8.3

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 99.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	6.8
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	11.5
RB	T. Richardson	RB	IND	5.6
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	2.1
WR	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	10.5
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	5.6
R/W/T	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	21.3
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	14.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		22.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	J. Finley	TE	GB	3.2
BN	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	0.0
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	4.2
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	23.0
BN	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	19.6
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Week 6: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 60.9 – 83.0 Denarius Targaryen Moore (L) vs Ballard

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 60.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	8.8
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	6.6
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	7.3
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	1.2
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	4.3
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	8.2
R/W/T	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	10.5
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	12.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		2.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	4.5
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	0.0
BN	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	0.0
BN	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	16.1
BN	T. Williams	WR	DAL	8.7
BN	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	15.2

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 83.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	8.0
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	5.4
RB	R. Bush	RB	DET	19.5
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	2.5
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	8.1
TE	G. Graham	TE	HOU	2.5
R/W/T	J. Jones	WR	GB	1.0
K	R. Gould	K	CHI	11.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		25.0
BN	D. Thomas	RB	MIA	0.0
BN	A. Bradshaw	RB	IND	0.0
BN	J. Snelling	RB	ATL	0.0
BN	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	0.0
BN	M. Vick	QB	PHI	0.0
BN	J. Cotchery	WR	PIT	0.0

Week 7: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 52.5 – 87.1 Cecil Your Shorts III (L) vs Foote

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 52.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	12.9
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	0.7
RB	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	1.3
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	6.1
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	2.7
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	10.1
R/W/T	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	1.7
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	7.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		10.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	3.3
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	18.2
BN	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	0.0
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	0.0
BN	T. Williams	WR	DAL	13.1
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	1.6

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 87.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	27.5
RB	A. Foster	RB	HOU	1.1
RB	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	5.9
WR	D. Thomas	WR	DEN	14.2
WR	D. Bowe	WR	KC	6.6
TE	C. Clay	TE	MIA	6.7
R/W/T	A. Jeffery	WR	CHI	12.1
K	N. Novak	K	LAC	6.0
DEF	Dolphins	DEF		7.0
BN	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	21.7
BN	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	17.0
BN	J. Graham	TE	NO	0.0
BN	G. Tate	WR	SEA	7.7
BN	G. Smith	QB	NYJ	20.5
BN	Saints	DEF		0.0

Week 8: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 84.9 – 86.9 Asomugha to Mouth (L) vs Bronchtein

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 84.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	20.8
RB	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	1.3
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	0.0
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	10.8
WR	T. Williams	WR	DAL	12.9
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	2.9
R/W/T	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	22.2
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	6.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	3.1
BN	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	0.0
BN	T. Smith	WR	BAL	0.0
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	1.9
BN	T. Hilton	WR	IND	0.0
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	0.0

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 86.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	28.0
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	2.7
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	17.7
WR	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	0.9
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	8.6
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	2.6
R/W/T	A. Brown	WR	PIT	8.4
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	7.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		11.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	0.0
BN	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	3.9
BN	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	0.0
BN	C. Fleener	TE	IND	0.0
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.0
BN	R. Woods	WR	BUF	0.7

Week 9: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 101.2 – 105.4 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (L) vs Becker-Parton

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 101.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	20.3
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	15.5
RB	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	7.6
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	30.1
WR	T. Williams	WR	DAL	3.3
TE	J. Cook	TE	LAR	9.6
R/W/T	T. Smith	WR	BAL	7.8
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	6.0
DEF	Colts	DEF		1.0
BN	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	0.0
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	2.4
BN	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	0.0
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	0.2
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	0.0
BN	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	0.0

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 105.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	22.3
RB	R. Helu	RB	WAS	2.9
RB	C. Ivory	RB	NYJ	19.9
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	6.4
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	5.4
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	20.3
R/W/T	D. Amendola	WR	NE	18.2
K	N. Novak	K	LAC	6.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		4.0
BN	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	0.0
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	0.0
BN	L. Blount	RB	NE	10.7
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	D. Martin	RB	TB	0.0
BN	R. Randle	WR	NYG	0.0

Week 10: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 72.3 – 88.6 Cunt Punters (L) vs Wright

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 72.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	9.1
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	3.4
RB	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	7.3
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	2.3
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	13.0
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	15.6
R/W/T	T. Smith	WR	BAL	10.6
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	8.0
DEF	Colts	DEF		3.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	1.7
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	5.9
BN	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	2.0
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	18.8
BN	T. Williams	WR	DAL	8.1
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	0.0

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 88.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	10.2
RB	E. Lacy	RB	GB	8.4
RB	Z. Stacy	RB	LAR	12.8
WR	J. Nelson	WR	GB	5.6
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	25.9
TE	T. Wright	TE	TB	1.9
R/W/T	V. Jackson	WR	TB	2.8
K	G. Hartley	K		7.0
DEF	Panthers	DEF		14.0
BN	J. Cameron	TE	CLE	0.0
BN	C. Palmer	QB	ARI	13.4
BN	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	0.0
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	CAR	2.3
BN	C. Ivory	RB	NYJ	0.0
BN	M. Floyd	WR	ARI	3.1
RES	S. Vereen	RB	NE	0.0

Week 11: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 79.2 – 60.5 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 79.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Smith	QB	KC	22.4
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	3.5
RB	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	1.3
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	12.1
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	4.4
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	10.3
R/W/T	T. Smith	WR	BAL	9.2
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	10.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		6.0
BN	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	1.6
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	3.0
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	0.0
BN	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	6.5
BN	T. Williams	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	6.0

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 60.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	NE	14.1
RB	J. Starks	RB	GB	-0.1
RB	M. Ball	RB	DEN	16.1
WR	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	1.7
WR	B. LaFell	WR	CAR	11.9
TE	T. Eifert	TE	CIN	1.5
R/W/T	N. Washington	WR	TEN	5.3
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	4.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		6.0
BN	E. Sanders	WR	PIT	0.2
BN	D. Murray	RB	DAL	0.0
BN	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	2.2
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	13.5
BN	H. Miller	TE	PIT	6.7
BN	B. Bolden	RB	NE	0.0

Week 12: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 78.9 – 69.8 Two Girls One Kuper (W) vs Baumann

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 78.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	15.5
RB	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	13.9
RB	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	7.1
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	17.6
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	3.8
TE	D. Walker	TE	TEN	4.6
R/W/T	T. Smith	WR	BAL	7.4
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	9.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		0.0
BN	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	0.0
BN	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	0.0
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	3.8
BN	A. Smith	QB	KC	21.5
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	0.0
BN	T. Williams	WR	DAL	1.0

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 69.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Manning	QB	DEN	12.0
RB	S. Ridley	RB	NE	-0.6
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	5.2
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	0.5
WR	M. Colston	WR	NO	4.0
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	15.7
R/W/T	P. Thomas	RB	NO	13.0
K	M. Prater	K	DEN	7.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		13.0
BN	B. Leonard	RB	TB	0.6
BN	W. McGahee	RB	CLE	1.2
BN	J. Jones	WR	GB	8.0
BN	M. Jones	WR	CIN	0.0
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	0.8
BN	Bengals	DEF		0.0
RES	R. Cobb	WR	GB	0.0

Week 13: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 102.6 – 87.2 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (W) vs Wood

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 102.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	12.9
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	21.7
RB	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	20.4
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	13.2
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	4.6
TE	D. Walker	TE	TEN	0.5
R/W/T	T. Smith	WR	BAL	15.3
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	11.0
DEF	Browns	DEF		3.0
BN	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	0.0
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	2.3
BN	A. Smith	QB	KC	22.3
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	4.3
BN	T. Williams	WR	DAL	0.3
BN	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	0.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 87.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	7.8
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	7.0
RB	L. Miller	RB	MIA	8.5
WR	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	3.6
WR	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	18.7
TE	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	8.5
R/W/T	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	12.1
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	14.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		7.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	13.5
BN	D. Moore	WR	LV	0.0
BN	N. Foles	QB	PHI	23.7
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	1.9
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	1.6
BN	R. Gould	K	CHI	8.0

Week 14: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 69.9 – 60.0 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg PLAYOFF

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 69.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Smith	QB	KC	14.2
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	4.8
RB	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	8.0
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	15.6
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	0.7
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	9.5
R/W/T	T. Smith	WR	BAL	3.1
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	15.0
DEF	Raiders	DEF		-1.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	4.9
BN	D. Walker	TE	TEN	0.0
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	16.1
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	6.1
BN	T. Williams	WR	DAL	3.6
BN	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	12.3

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 60.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	NE	22.8
RB	J. Starks	RB	GB	1.9
RB	M. Ball	RB	DEN	14.7
WR	P. Harvin	WR	SEA	0.0
WR	B. LaFell	WR	CAR	2.2
TE	T. Eifert	TE	CIN	2.0
R/W/T	N. Washington	WR	TEN	2.4
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	9.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		5.0
BN	E. Sanders	WR	PIT	12.5
BN	D. Murray	RB	DAL	15.5
BN	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	7.3
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	10.4
BN	H. Miller	TE	PIT	5.6
BN	B. Bolden	RB	NE	0.0

Week 15: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 102.9 – 74.1 Two Girls One Kuper (W) vs Baumann PLAYOFF

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 102.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	18.3
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	6.8
RB	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	16.3
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	6.9
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	4.9
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	4.9
R/W/T	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	15.8
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	15.0
DEF	Bills	DEF		14.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	0.8
BN	D. Walker	TE	TEN	11.3
BN	A. Smith	QB	KC	31.2
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	6.2
BN	T. Hilton	WR	IND	7.8
BN	T. Williams	WR	DAL	4.6

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 74.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Manning	QB	DEN	17.6
RB	S. Ridley	RB	NE	3.4
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	6.6
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	4.2
WR	J. Jones	WR	GB	10.9
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	13.1
R/W/T	P. Thomas	RB	NO	8.3
K	M. Prater	K	DEN	8.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		2.0
BN	L. Blount	RB	NE	5.3
BN	B. Leonard	RB	TB	1.2
BN	M. Colston	WR	NO	15.2
BN	W. McGahee	RB	CLE	0.0
BN	M. Jones	WR	CIN	10.8
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	5.2
RES	R. Cobb	WR	GB	0.0

Week 16: Stanley's Cleveland Steamers 85.0 – 64.8 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (W) vs Wood PLAYOFF

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 85.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	14.9
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	10.3
RB	J. Todman	RB	JAX	1.1
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	6.9
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	1.8
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	13.8
R/W/T	T. Hilton	WR	IND	5.2
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	10.0
DEF	Bills	DEF		21.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	2.7
BN	D. Walker	TE	TEN	3.5
BN	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	10.9
BN	A. Smith	QB	KC	4.8
BN	D. Sproles	RB	NO	2.0
BN	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	7.2

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 64.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	N. Foles	QB	PHI	18.9
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	9.4
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	6.3
WR	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	4.1
WR	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	5.3
TE	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	3.5
R/W/T	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	6.3
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	11.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		0.0
BN	D. Moore	WR	LV	1.7
BN	D. Brees	QB	NO	12.1
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	5.8
BN	L. Miller	RB	MIA	0.8
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	0.0
BN	R. Gould	K	CHI	5.0