Asomugha to Mouth · Record: 7-6 · PPG: 91.5 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Asomugha to Mouth 112.6 – 106.6 Cecil Your Shorts III (W) vs Foote

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 112.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	30.7
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	5.2
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	12.5
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	29.8
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	7.5
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	9.6
R/W/T	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	3.3
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	5.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		9.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	6.2
BN	J. Gresham	TE	CIN	3.5
BN	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	15.5
BN	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	6.4
BN	R. Broyles	WR	DET	0.0
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 106.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	19.4
RB	A. Foster	RB	HOU	9.0
RB	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	11.5
WR	D. Thomas	WR	DEN	28.1
WR	D. Bowe	WR	KC	3.0
TE	J. Graham	TE	NO	10.5
R/W/T	G. Tate	WR	SEA	5.1
K	G. Hartley	K		11.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		9.0
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	17.3
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	28.8
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	CAR	0.4
BN	A. Jeffery	WR	CHI	4.2
BN	C. Patterson	WR	MIN	1.0
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	3.0

Week 2: Asomugha to Mouth 98.5 – 108.4 Cunt Punters (L) vs Wright

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 98.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	5.8
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	31.5
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	3.0
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	11.8
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	5.7
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	3.3
R/W/T	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	8.4
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	7.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		22.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	10.1
BN	J. Gresham	TE	CIN	6.6
BN	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	16.2
BN	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	13.0
BN	R. Broyles	WR	DET	0.0
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.0

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 108.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	34.9
RB	D. Williams	RB	CAR	8.5
RB	E. Lacy	RB	GB	1.0
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	17.3
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	7.7
TE	B. Myers	TE	NYG	7.4
R/W/T	J. Nelson	WR	GB	18.6
K	G. Zuerlein	K	LAR	6.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		7.0
BN	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	6.4
BN	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	22.7
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	3.1
BN	C. Palmer	QB	ARI	11.7
BN	M. Floyd	WR	ARI	2.2
BN	R. Hillman	RB	DEN	0.3

Week 3: Asomugha to Mouth 69.2 – 89.5 Denarius Targaryen Moore (L) vs Ballard

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 69.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	4.0
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	6.9
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	10.3
WR	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	4.3
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	2.5
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	2.4
R/W/T	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	15.8
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	13.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		10.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	4.3
BN	J. Gresham	TE	CIN	0.7
BN	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	13.7
BN	K. Winslow	TE	NYJ	0.0
BN	A. Brown	WR	PIT	31.6
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	16.6

Denarius Targaryen Moore (Ballard) — 89.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Vick	QB	PHI	15.9
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	9.1
RB	A. Bradshaw	RB	IND	17.1
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	17.5
WR	K. Wright	WR	TEN	7.1
TE	K. Rudolph	TE	MIN	2.8
R/W/T	S. Smith	WR	CAR	4.0
K	D. Carpenter	K	BUF	12.0
DEF	Dolphins	DEF		4.0
BN	G. Little	WR	CLE	1.9
BN	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	2.9
BN	R. Bush	RB	DET	0.0
BN	J. Jones	WR	GB	9.4
BN	I. Pead	RB	LAR	6.3
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	14.8

Week 4: Asomugha to Mouth 149.3 – 74.2 Hauschka's Missed Tackles (W) vs Becker-Parton

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 149.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	13.8
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	18.3
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	19.3
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	22.4
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	9.8
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	26.9
R/W/T	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	10.8
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	11.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		17.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	2.5
BN	J. Gresham	TE	CIN	5.3
BN	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	5.5
BN	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	21.2
BN	K. Winslow	TE	NYJ	7.3
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.0

Hauschka's Missed Tackles (Becker-Parton) — 74.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	10.6
RB	K. Moreno	RB	DEN	15.1
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	6.1
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	20.1
WR	J. Gordon	WR	CLE	7.1
TE	B. Myers	TE	NYG	0.0
R/W/T	J. Bell	RB	DET	2.2
K	C. Sturgis	K	MIA	5.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		8.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	NE	0.0
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	R. Cobb	WR	GB	0.0
BN	J. Snelling	RB	ATL	3.4
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	D. Richardson	RB	LAR	2.4

Week 5: Asomugha to Mouth 68.2 – 64.9 Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (W) vs Norberg

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 68.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	9.9
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	10.7
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	14.1
WR	J. Avant	WR	PHI	3.3
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	4.8
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	9.7
R/W/T	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	4.7
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	4.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		7.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	2.0
BN	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	0.0
BN	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	0.9
BN	A. Brown	WR	PIT	0.0
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.1
BN	R. Woods	WR	BUF	6.4

Shane Falco's Sweet Thighs (Norberg) — 64.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	NE	5.9
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	18.5
RB	B. Jacobs	RB	NYG	1.7
WR	J. Jones	WR	ATL	9.9
WR	R. Wayne	WR	IND	8.5
TE	T. Eifert	TE	CIN	5.3
R/W/T	M. Ball	RB	DEN	0.1
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	11.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		4.0
BN	E. Sanders	WR	PIT	0.0
BN	M. Leshoure	RB	DET	0.0
BN	S. Vereen	RB	NE	0.0
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	0.0
BN	H. Miller	TE	PIT	0.0
BN	Z. Sudfeld	TE	NYJ	0.0

Week 6: Asomugha to Mouth 86.3 – 82.8 Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (W) vs Freundlich

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 86.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	15.9
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	27.5
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	10.1
WR	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	3.4
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	6.8
TE	C. Fleener	TE	IND	1.6
R/W/T	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	5.0
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	5.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		11.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	8.8
BN	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	0.0
BN	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	7.4
BN	A. Brown	WR	PIT	9.2
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.4
BN	R. Woods	WR	BUF	0.9

Bad Dilfer and a Broken Farve (Freundlich) — 82.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Griffin	QB	WAS	13.5
RB	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	13.4
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	8.3
WR	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	7.0
WR	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	0.0
TE	V. Davis	TE	SF	30.0
R/W/T	D. Avery	WR	KC	-1.4
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	15.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		-3.0
BN	H. Douglas	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	K. Hunter	RB	SF	7.1
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	13.4
BN	D. Wilson	RB	NYG	0.0
BN	C. Givens	WR	LAR	2.0
RES	A. Brown	RB	NYG	0.0

Week 7: Asomugha to Mouth 99.1 – 94.2 Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (W) vs Banys

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 99.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	20.8
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	15.4
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	22.4
WR	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	4.1
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	5.0
TE	C. Fleener	TE	IND	9.8
R/W/T	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	0.6
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	10.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		11.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	5.5
BN	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	3.0
BN	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	0.0
BN	A. Brown	WR	PIT	5.3
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.6
BN	R. Woods	WR	BUF	2.4

Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich (Banys) — 94.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	-0.9
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	28.9
RB	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	14.5
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	5.8
WR	A. Boldin	WR	SF	7.4
TE	M. Bennett	TE	CHI	6.7
R/W/T	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	5.8
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	12.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		14.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	J. Finley	TE	GB	13.2
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	4.4
BN	C. Newton	QB	CAR	14.8
BN	M. Wallace	WR	MIA	8.8
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	1.7
RES	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	0.0

Week 8: Asomugha to Mouth 86.9 – 84.9 Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (W) vs Waxman

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 86.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	28.0
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	2.7
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	17.7
WR	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	0.9
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	8.6
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	2.6
R/W/T	A. Brown	WR	PIT	8.4
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	7.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		11.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	0.0
BN	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	3.9
BN	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	0.0
BN	C. Fleener	TE	IND	0.0
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.0
BN	R. Woods	WR	BUF	0.7

Stanley's Cleveland Steamers (Waxman) — 84.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	20.8
RB	S. Jackson	RB	ATL	1.3
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	0.0
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	10.8
WR	T. Williams	WR	DAL	12.9
TE	J. Thomas	TE	DEN	2.9
R/W/T	A. Ellington	RB	ARI	22.2
K	P. Dawson	K	SF	6.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	LAR	3.1
BN	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	0.0
BN	T. Smith	WR	BAL	0.0
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	1.9
BN	T. Hilton	WR	IND	0.0
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	0.0

Week 9: Asomugha to Mouth 69.3 – 137.6 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (L) vs Wood

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 69.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	G. Smith	QB	NYJ	12.4
RB	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	2.9
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	14.1
WR	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	5.6
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	13.1
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	14.1
R/W/T	J.	K	erley	0.1
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	4.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		3.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	7.9
BN	C.	K	aepernick	0.0
BN	F. Gore	RB	SF	0.0
BN	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	C. Fleener	TE	IND	8.4
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 137.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	19.2
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	3.8
RB	L. Miller	RB	MIA	10.9
WR	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	21.0
WR	D. Moore	WR	LV	8.2
TE	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	12.6
R/W/T	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	40.9
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	13.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	20.5
BN	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	3.9
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	0.0
BN	D. Clark	TE	BAL	1.4
BN	N. Foles	QB	PHI	45.6
BN	R. Hillman	RB	DEN	0.0

Week 10: Asomugha to Mouth 72.4 – 94.7 The Arian Brotherhood (L) vs Valenzuela

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 72.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	3.2
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	22.1
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	10.3
WR	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	1.8
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	10.4
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	2.9
R/W/T	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	3.7
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	10.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		8.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	6.4
BN	J.	K	erley	0.0
BN	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	0.0
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	12.0
BN	C. Fleener	TE	IND	5.3
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.0

The Arian Brotherhood (Valenzuela) — 94.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	18.7
RB	D. Woodhead	RB	LAC	10.4
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	16.1
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	21.1
WR	W. Welker	WR	DEN	2.1
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	6.2
R/W/T	K. Allen	WR	LAC	4.1
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	5.0
DEF	Cardinals	DEF		11.0
BN	J. Charles	RB	KC	0.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	3.6
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	1.4
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	2.0
BN	T. Pryor	QB	LV	8.8
BN	M. Brown	WR	JAX	4.0

Week 11: Asomugha to Mouth 125.4 – 96.5 Two Girls One Kuper (W) vs Baumann

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 125.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	13.6
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	24.3
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	5.6
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	11.0
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	25.9
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	8.3
R/W/T	B. Tate	RB	HOU	11.7
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	8.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		17.0
BN	J.	K	erley	0.0
BN	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	2.8
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	0.0
BN	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	0.0
BN	C. Fleener	TE	IND	10.7
BN	J. Franklin	RB	GB	0.0

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 96.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Manning	QB	DEN	14.9
RB	S. Ridley	RB	NE	8.8
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	9.3
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	7.1
WR	M. Colston	WR	NO	8.0
TE	S. Chandler	TE	BUF	4.0
R/W/T	P. Thomas	RB	NO	8.4
K	M. Prater	K	DEN	11.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		25.0
BN	B. Leonard	RB	TB	3.7
BN	J. Witten	TE	DAL	0.0
BN	W. McGahee	RB	CLE	1.7
BN	J. Jones	WR	GB	5.5
BN	M. Jones	WR	CIN	0.8
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	0.7
RES	R. Cobb	WR	GB	0.0

Week 12: Asomugha to Mouth 81.4 – 86.2 Cecil Your Shorts III (L) vs Foote

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 81.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	23.4
RB	B. Tate	RB	HOU	2.7
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	3.4
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	0.7
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	14.4
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	4.3
R/W/T	C. Fleener	TE	IND	11.5
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	14.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		7.0
BN	J.	K	erley	0.0
BN	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	6.5
BN	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	0.0
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	0.0
BN	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	2.9
BN	Seahawks	DEF		0.0

Cecil Your Shorts III (Foote) — 86.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Fitzpatrick	QB	TEN	23.4
RB	J. Stewart	RB	CAR	3.4
RB	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	12.5
WR	D. Thomas	WR	DEN	10.1
WR	A. Jeffery	WR	CHI	4.6
TE	J. Graham	TE	NO	16.0
R/W/T	K. Stills	WR	NO	2.2
K	A. Vinatieri	K	IND	3.0
DEF	Saints	DEF		11.0
BN	G. Tate	WR	SEA	0.0
BN	C. Clay	TE	MIA	2.7
BN	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	0.0
BN	D. Bowe	WR	KC	11.1
BN	B. Pierce	RB	BAL	3.0
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	0.0

Week 13: Asomugha to Mouth 71.5 – 78.5 Cunt Punters (L) vs Wright

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 71.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	17.1
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	5.7
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	8.9
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	8.0
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	5.9
TE	C. Fleener	TE	IND	5.0
R/W/T	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	5.9
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	11.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		4.0
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	10.1
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	28.2
BN	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	13.8
BN	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	10.2
BN	J. McCown	QB	CHI	22.2
BN	Seahawks	DEF		13.0

Cunt Punters (Wright) — 78.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Palmer	QB	ARI	18.0
RB	S. Vereen	RB	NE	13.5
RB	E. Lacy	RB	GB	3.9
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	4.5
WR	M. Floyd	WR	ARI	15.9
TE	J. Cameron	TE	CLE	4.3
R/W/T	J. Nelson	WR	GB	1.4
K	G. Hartley	K		1.0
DEF	Panthers	DEF		16.0
BN	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	16.1
BN	C. Ogbonnaya	RB	CLE	3.4
BN	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	0.0
BN	V. Jackson	WR	TB	7.5
BN	C. Ivory	RB	NYJ	7.3
BN	Z. Stacy	RB	LAR	7.1

Week 15: Asomugha to Mouth 79.7 – 102.1 Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (L) vs Wood PLAYOFF

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 79.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	20.3
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	18.0
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	8.6
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	2.5
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	12.7
TE	C. Fleener	TE	IND	0.0
R/W/T	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	5.6
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	12.0
DEF	--empty--	DEF		0.0
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	19.9
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	9.2
BN	A. Holmes	WR	LV	11.8
BN	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	22.3
BN	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	12.2
BN	J. McCown	QB	CHI	0.0
BN	Seahawks	DEF		24.0

Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures (Wood) — 102.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	N. Foles	QB	PHI	33.2
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	0.4
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	6.4
WR	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	25.5
WR	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	7.0
TE	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	8.8
R/W/T	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	1.8
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	8.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		11.0
BN	D. Moore	WR	LV	4.6
BN	D. Brees	QB	NO	20.5
BN	T. Richardson	RB	IND	16.2
BN	L. Miller	RB	MIA	6.1
BN	K. Thompkins	WR	NE	0.0
BN	R. Gould	K	CHI	8.0

Week 16: Asomugha to Mouth 68.2 – 120.5 Two Girls One Kuper (L) vs Baumann PLAYOFF

Asomugha to Mouth (Bronchtein) — 68.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C.	K	aepernick	23.0
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	7.6
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	16.3
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	0.0
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	10.5
TE	C. Fleener	TE	IND	0.8
R/W/T	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	8.0
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	2.0
DEF	--empty--	DEF		0.0
BN	J. Edelman	WR	NE	7.7
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	0.0
BN	A. Holmes	WR	LV	7.1
BN	G. Jennings	WR	MIN	2.7
BN	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	12.3
BN	J. McCown	QB	CHI	0.5
BN	Seahawks	DEF		11.0

Two Girls One Kuper (Baumann) — 120.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Manning	QB	DEN	32.0
RB	S. Ridley	RB	NE	5.4
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	14.8
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	25.1
WR	J. Jones	WR	GB	8.4
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	1.3
R/W/T	P. Thomas	RB	NO	1.5
K	M. Prater	K	DEN	13.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		19.0
BN	L. Blount	RB	NE	19.6
BN	B. Leonard	RB	TB	0.4
BN	M. Colston	WR	NO	6.3
BN	W. McGahee	RB	CLE	0.0
BN	M. Jones	WR	CIN	9.1
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	0.8
RES	R. Cobb	WR	GB	0.0