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Kassel — 2025

Tua Girls One Kupp · Record: 10-4 ยท PPG: 102.7 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: Tua Girls One Kupp 100.381.0 Jeanty Abortion (W) vs Freundlich

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 100.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 9.9
RB C. Hubbard RB CAR 16.4
RB B. Irving RB TB 12.5
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 4.8
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 14.5
TE T. Warren TE IND 11.4
R/W/T J. Dobbins RB DEN 13.8
K D. Carlson K LV 10.0
DEF Vikings DEF 7.0
BN C. K irk 0.0
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 0.0
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0
BN J. Blue RB DAL 0.0

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 81.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 9.3
RB J. Taylor RB IND 11.3
RB J. Cook RB BUF 18.7
WR T. Hill WR MIA 6.0
WR M. Nabers WR NYG 9.6
TE D. K incaid 12.8
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 6.3
K M. Gay K 3.0
DEF Steelers DEF 4.0
BN S. Diggs WR NE 8.7
BN M. Brown WR KC 14.9
BN J. Fields QB NYJ 29.5
BN I. Guerendo RB SF 0.0
Week 2: Tua Girls One Kupp 140.099.5 Release the Epenesa Files (W) vs Baumann

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 140.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 34.0
RB C. Hubbard RB CAR 16.2
RB B. Irving RB TB 15.1
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 13.1
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 15.7
TE T. Warren TE IND 9.9
R/W/T J. Dobbins RB DEN 15.0
K D. Carlson K LV 11.0
DEF Lions DEF 10.0
BN C. K irk 0.0
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 3.0
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0
BN J. Blue RB DAL 0.0

Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 99.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Maye QB NE 26.3
RB K. Williams RB LAR 9.0
RB B. Robinson RB ATL 18.3
WR C. Ridley WR TEN 7.2
WR L. McConkey WR LAC 7.3
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 6.0
R/W/T C. Olave WR NO 8.4
K J. Bates K DET 10.0
DEF Texans DEF 7.0
BN J. Love QB GB 20.9
BN K. Pitts TE ATL 5.7
BN K. Shakir WR BUF 1.7
BN B. Allen RB NYJ 1.1
Week 3: Tua Girls One Kupp 72.372.0 Emeka Egbukake (W) vs Foote

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 72.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 12.7
RB C. Hubbard RB CAR 8.6
RB B. Irving RB TB 11.9
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 2.0
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 0.0
TE T. Warren TE IND 5.3
R/W/T J. Dobbins RB DEN 14.8
K D. Carlson K LV 4.0
DEF Colts DEF 13.0
BN C. K irk 4.0
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 6.4
BN R. Dowdle RB CAR 10.3
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0

Emeka Egbukake (Foote) — 72.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Burrow QB CIN 0.0
RB A. K amara 6.1
RB A. Jones RB MIN 0.0
WR A. Brown WR PHI 19.9
WR P. Nacua WR LAR 17.3
TE E. Engram TE DEN 0.0
R/W/T R. Odunze WR CHI 13.7
K W. Lutz K DEN 8.0
DEF 49ers DEF 7.0
BN N. Harris RB LAC 2.8
BN R. Shaheed WR SEA 6.2
BN J. Reed WR GB 0.0
BN C. Williams QB CHI 29.1
Week 4: Tua Girls One Kupp 100.181.4 Jay Gruden's Degenerates (W) vs Bronchtein

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 100.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 11.7
RB C. Hubbard RB CAR 8.4
RB B. Irving RB TB 23.0
WR C. K irk 3.5
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 4.7
TE T. Warren TE IND 15.8
R/W/T J. Dobbins RB DEN 11.0
K D. Carlson K LV 6.0
DEF Eagles DEF 16.0
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 2.0
BN C. Lamb WR DAL 0.0
BN R. Dowdle RB CAR 3.5
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 81.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 19.4
RB J. Mason RB MIN 8.7
RB C. Brown RB CIN 8.6
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 17.6
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 2.9
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 3.5
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 4.7
K K. Fairbairn K HOU 8.0
DEF Bills DEF 8.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 4.1
BN D. Brown WR JAX 0.0
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 11.8
BN T. Tucker WR LV 3.2
Week 5: Tua Girls One Kupp 106.0113.7 Skatt Porn (L) vs Becker-Parton

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 106.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 20.1
RB J. Dobbins RB DEN 14.9
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 30.9
WR C. K irk 8.4
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 9.7
TE T. Warren TE IND 12.4
R/W/T D. Slayton WR NYG 2.6
K J. Myers K SEA 5.0
DEF Eagles DEF 2.0
BN C. Lamb WR DAL 0.0
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 0.0
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0
BN B. Irving RB TB 0.0

Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 113.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Dart QB NYG 13.6
RB C. McCaffrey RB SF 23.9
RB J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS 26.0
WR K. Allen WR LAC 8.3
WR D. Adams WR LAR 11.3
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 0.0
R/W/T D. Samuel WR WAS 19.6
K S. Shrader K IND 2.0
DEF Cowboys DEF 9.0
BN L. Jackson QB BAL 0.0
BN D. Moore WR CHI 0.0
BN T. Allgeier RB ATL 0.0
BN B. Bowers TE LV 0.0
Week 6: Tua Girls One Kupp 100.5104.7 Warren Commission Coverup (L) vs Wright

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 100.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 16.8
RB J. Dobbins RB DEN 4.0
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 31.9
WR C. K upp 11.0
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 8.7
TE T. Warren TE IND 15.3
R/W/T R. Stevenson RB NE 1.8
K J. Myers K SEA 10.0
DEF Eagles DEF 1.0
BN C. Lamb WR DAL 0.0
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 0.0
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0
BN B. Irving RB TB 0.0

Warren Commission Coverup (Wright) — 104.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Young QB CAR 17.5
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 7.7
RB R. White RB TB 16.1
WR B. Thomas WR JAX 19.0
WR X. Worthy WR KC 9.6
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 10.8
R/W/T M. Pittman WR IND 3.0
K M. Gay K 8.0
DEF Broncos DEF 13.0
BN G. K ittle 0.0
BN K. Murray QB ARI 0.0
BN T. McLaurin WR WAS 0.0
BN J. Warren RB PIT 7.3
Week 7: Tua Girls One Kupp 121.693.8 Balls Deeper (W) vs Sohl

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 121.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 9.3
RB J. Dobbins RB DEN 8.5
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 10.1
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 18.6
WR R. Rice WR KC 19.7
TE T. Warren TE IND 14.9
R/W/T C. Lamb WR DAL 19.5
K J. Myers K SEA 9.0
DEF Eagles DEF 12.0
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 6.5
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 15.8
BN B. Irving RB TB 0.0
BN J. Dart QB NYG 27.4

Balls Deeper (Sohl) — 93.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Mahomes QB KC 26.2
RB K. Miller RB NO 0.7
RB Z. Charbonnet RB SEA 18.5
WR L. McCaffrey WR WAS 0.0
WR T. Hunter WR JAX 20.1
TE S. LaPorta TE DET 3.0
R/W/T D. Goedert TE PHI 3.3
K C. Boswell K PIT 7.0
DEF Bears DEF 15.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 23.3
BN G. Wilson WR NYJ 0.0
BN T. Tracy RB NYG 10.6
BN B. Tuten RB JAX 2.2
Week 8: Tua Girls One Kupp 103.282.0 Let Njigba Know (W) vs P. Waxman

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 103.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Dart QB NYG 19.4
RB J. Dobbins RB DEN 13.1
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 5.4
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 10.9
WR R. Rice WR KC 21.0
TE T. Warren TE IND 7.3
R/W/T C. Lamb WR DAL 11.1
K M. Prater K BUF 9.0
DEF Eagles DEF 6.0
BN J. Goff QB DET 0.0
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 9.4
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 5.4
BN B. Irving RB TB 0.0

Let Njigba Know (P. Waxman) — 82.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Jones QB IND 23.2
RB D. Achane RB MIA 17.6
RB C. Skattebo RB NYG 9.5
WR K. Coleman WR BUF 4.5
WR T. Johnson WR TB 6.8
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 3.6
R/W/T T. Pollard RB TEN 5.8
K C. Dicker K LAC 13.0
DEF Steelers DEF -2.0
BN M. Evans WR TB 0.0
BN A. St. Brown WR DET 0.0
BN B. Purdy QB SF 0.0
BN J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA 0.0
Week 9: Tua Girls One Kupp 126.2120.4 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (W) vs Ballard

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 126.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 19.4
RB J. Dobbins RB DEN 6.4
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 27.1
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 29.6
WR R. Rice WR KC 16.6
TE T. Warren TE IND 5.1
R/W/T C. Lamb WR DAL 12.0
K M. Prater K BUF 4.0
DEF Packers DEF 6.0
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 1.7
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 0.0
BN B. Irving RB TB 0.0
BN J. Dart QB NYG 27.2

Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (Ballard) — 120.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 26.8
RB D. Henry RB BAL 12.6
RB J. Jacobs RB GB 18.0
WR S. Diggs WR NE 11.3
WR M. Harrison WR ARI 19.1
TE J. Johnson TE NO 10.6
R/W/T K. Hunt RB KC 12.0
K B. Aubrey K DAL 5.0
DEF Bills DEF 5.0
BN B. Mayfield QB TB 0.0
BN D. Smith WR PHI 0.0
BN B. Hall RB NYJ 0.0
BN M. Golden WR GB 1.9
Week 10: Tua Girls One Kupp 85.7139.0 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (L) vs Waxman

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 85.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Dart QB NYG 26.3
RB J. Dobbins RB DEN 8.9
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 13.8
WR J. Jeudy WR CLE 16.8
WR R. Rice WR KC 0.0
TE T. Warren TE IND 13.9
R/W/T R. Stevenson RB NE 0.0
K M. Prater K BUF 1.0
DEF Panthers DEF 5.0
BN J. Goff QB DET 24.8
BN T. Higgins WR CIN 0.0
BN C. Lamb WR DAL 0.0
BN B. Irving RB TB 0.0

Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (Waxman) — 139.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Nix QB DEN 3.8
RB J. Gibbs RB DET 36.7
RB W. Marks RB HOU 15.1
WR J. Waddle WR MIA 16.9
WR D. London WR ATL 21.4
TE T. McBride TE ARI 23.2
R/W/T C. Sutton WR DEN 3.9
K E. Pineiro K SF 1.0
DEF Chargers DEF 17.0
BN J. Fields QB NYJ 6.0
BN J. Williams RB DAL 0.0
BN C. Otton TE TB 12.7
BN T. McMillan WR CAR 8.5
Week 11: Tua Girls One Kupp 81.4122.3 Hot Chubb Time Machine (L) vs Faust

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 81.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 11.1
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 12.5
RB R. Stevenson RB NE 0.0
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 15.1
WR R. Rice WR KC 6.8
TE D. Schultz TE HOU 8.1
R/W/T T. Higgins WR CIN 13.8
K M. Prater K BUF 8.0
DEF Panthers DEF 6.0
BN J. Dobbins RB DEN 0.0
BN B. Irving RB TB 0.0
BN T. Warren TE IND 0.0
BN J. Dart QB NYG 0.0

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 122.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 40.7
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 19.3
RB K. Vidal RB LAC 2.2
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 7.4
WR J. Chase WR CIN 4.5
TE T. K elce 19.6
R/W/T K. Walker RB SEA 18.6
K C. McLaughlin K TB 8.0
DEF Lions DEF 2.0
BN M. Andrews TE BAL 14.2
BN A. Pierce WR IND 0.0
BN R. Davis RB BUF 0.0
BN K. Monangai RB CHI 10.2
Week 12: Tua Girls One Kupp 76.657.7 Sildenafil Bill (W) vs Banys

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 76.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 16.2
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 9.4
RB R. Stevenson RB NE 1.5
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 9.5
WR R. Rice WR KC 20.1
TE D. Schultz TE HOU 1.3
R/W/T T. Higgins WR CIN 5.6
K M. Prater K BUF 6.0
DEF Eagles DEF 7.0
BN B. Young QB CAR 6.3
BN B. Irving RB TB 0.0
BN T. Warren TE IND 7.0
BN J. Dart QB NYG 0.0

Sildenafil Bill (Banys) — 57.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Herbert QB LAC 0.0
RB T. Spears RB TEN 4.5
RB R. Harvey RB DEN 0.0
WR Z. Flowers WR BAL 9.4
WR J. Addison WR MIN 0.0
TE H. Henry TE NE 21.0
R/W/T J. Higgins WR HOU 11.8
K W. Reichard K MIN 10.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 1.0
BN D. Swift RB CHI 1.4
BN B. Aiyuk WR 0.0
BN Q. Judkins RB CLE 16.7
BN O. Hampton RB LAC 0.0
Week 13: Tua Girls One Kupp 127.474.1 Jauan me to eat your butt (W) vs Valenzuela

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 127.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 20.6
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 8.9
RB B. Irving RB TB 15.1
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 20.7
WR R. Rice WR KC 25.4
TE T. Warren TE IND 9.7
R/W/T K. Monangai RB CHI 19.0
K H. Butker K KC 4.0
DEF Eagles DEF 4.0
BN T. Higgins WR CIN 0.0
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 9.5
BN J. Reed WR GB 0.0
BN J. Dart QB NYG 13.6

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 74.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 9.6
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 5.6
RB T. Henderson RB NE 10.1
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 13.8
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 6.2
TE G. K ittle 8.7
R/W/T T. Franklin WR DEN 3.1
K A. Borregales K NE 15.0
DEF Rams DEF 2.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 19.6
BN T. Bigsby RB PHI 0.0
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 2.4
Week 14: Tua Girls One Kupp 95.987.4 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (W) vs Ballard

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 95.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 16.2
RB B. Irving RB TB 15.1
RB K. Monangai RB CHI 8.2
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 15.1
WR R. Rice WR KC 5.4
TE T. Warren TE IND 2.7
R/W/T T. Higgins WR CIN 24.2
K H. Butker K KC 4.0
DEF Packers DEF 5.0
BN R. Dowdle RB CAR 0.0
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 0.0
BN J. Reed WR GB 7.3
BN J. Dart QB NYG 0.0

Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (Ballard) — 87.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Mayfield QB TB 10.1
RB D. Henry RB BAL 10.7
RB J. Jacobs RB GB 16.2
WR D. Smith WR PHI 5.7
WR T. Franklin WR DEN 2.6
TE J. Johnson TE NO 5.8
R/W/T B. Hall RB NYJ 4.3
K B. Aubrey K DAL 22.0
DEF Bills DEF 10.0
BN S. Diggs WR NE 0.0
BN K. Hunt RB KC 9.0
BN M. Harrison WR ARI 0.0
BN M. Golden WR GB 0.0
Week 15: Tua Girls One Kupp 88.690.8 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (L) vs Ballard PLAYOFF

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 88.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Dart QB NYG 21.1
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 11.9
RB B. Irving RB TB 7.6
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 14.1
WR R. Rice WR KC 8.6
TE D. K incaid 4.9
R/W/T T. Warren TE IND 3.4
K H. Butker K KC 7.0
DEF Jaguars DEF 10.0
BN T. Higgins WR CIN 0.0
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 9.2
BN J. Reed WR GB 8.0
BN K. Monangai RB CHI 3.3

Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (Ballard) — 90.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Mayfield QB TB 18.2
RB D. Henry RB BAL 10.0
RB J. Jacobs RB GB 22.2
WR S. Diggs WR NE 4.1
WR D. Smith WR PHI 6.0
TE J. Johnson TE NO 5.0
R/W/T B. Hall RB NYJ 4.7
K B. Aubrey K DAL 14.6
DEF Bills DEF 6.0
BN K. Hunt RB KC 2.5
BN T. Franklin WR DEN 17.8
BN M. Harrison WR ARI 0.0
BN M. Golden WR GB 7.0
Week 16: Tua Girls One Kupp 60.480.2 Jeanty Abortion (L) vs Freundlich PLAYOFF

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 60.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Dart QB NYG -1.0
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 6.3
RB B. Irving RB TB 7.1
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 12.8
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 8.1
TE T. Warren TE IND 4.5
R/W/T J. Reed WR GB 5.6
K H. Butker K KC 11.0
DEF Jaguars DEF 6.0
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 16.8
BN D. K incaid 0.0
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0
BN K. Monangai RB CHI 10.8

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 80.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 17.5
RB J. Taylor RB IND 15.4
RB J. Cook RB BUF 25.9
WR C. Godwin WR TB 5.5
WR D. Slayton WR NYG 1.3
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 1.2
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 1.4
K C. Little K JAX 10.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 2.0
BN T. Johnson RB BUF 7.6
BN C. Watson WR GB 2.7
BN Q. Johnston WR LAC 18.4
BN X. Worthy WR KC 5.1
Week 17: Tua Girls One Kupp 82.659.1 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (W) vs Waxman PLAYOFF

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 82.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Dart QB NYG 25.1
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 7.8
RB B. Irving RB TB 5.8
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 7.9
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 7.1
TE T. Warren TE IND 6.8
R/W/T J. Reed WR GB 6.1
K H. Butker K KC 9.0
DEF Jaguars DEF 7.0
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 24.7
BN D. K incaid 0.0
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0
BN K. Monangai RB CHI 6.2

Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (Waxman) — 59.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 0.1
RB J. Williams RB DAL 11.4
RB J. Gibbs RB DET 5.4
WR J. Waddle WR MIA 0.7
WR D. London WR ATL 0.9
TE T. McBride TE ARI 18.6
R/W/T T. McMillan WR CAR 1.0
K K. Fairbairn K HOU 8.0
DEF Eagles DEF 13.0
BN C. Sutton WR DEN 6.0
BN J. Love QB GB 0.0
BN B. Nix QB DEN 18.5
BN W. Marks RB HOU 8.0