Baumann — 2025
Release the Epenesa Files · Record: 8-6 ยท PPG: 102.7 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Release the Epenesa Files 93.3 – 118.4 Skatt Porn
(L)
vs 
Becker-Parton
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 93.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 14.3 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 13.4 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 21.4 |
| WR | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 4.7 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 10.4 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 5.2 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 8.9 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 7.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 9.4 |
| BN | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 9.4 |
| BN | B. Allen | RB | NYJ | 6.9 |
| BN | K. Johnson | RB | PIT | -0.2 |
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 118.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 29.4 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 18.7 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 14.2 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 7.1 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 7.1 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 12.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 19.1 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 5.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 16.3 |
| BN | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 2.6 |
| BN | B. Robinson | RB | SF | 4.2 |
| BN | O. Gordon | RB | MIA | 0.8 |
Week 2: Release the Epenesa Files 99.5 – 140.0 Tua Girls One Kupp
(L)
vs 
Kassel
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 99.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 26.3 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 9.0 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 18.3 |
| WR | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 7.2 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 7.3 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 6.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 8.4 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 10.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 20.9 |
| BN | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 5.7 |
| BN | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 1.7 |
| BN | B. Allen | RB | NYJ | 1.1 |
Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 140.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 34.0 |
| RB | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 16.2 |
| RB | B. Irving | RB | TB | 15.1 |
| WR | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 13.1 |
| WR | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 15.7 |
| TE | T. Warren | TE | IND | 9.9 |
| R/W/T | J. Dobbins | RB | DEN | 15.0 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 11.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | C. | K | irk | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Mooney | WR | ATL | 3.0 |
| BN | R. Rice | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Blue | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
Week 3: Release the Epenesa Files 81.4 – 105.6 Warren Commission Coverup
(L)
vs 
Wright
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 81.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Love | QB | GB | 10.1 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 18.2 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 13.6 |
| WR | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 3.2 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 6.1 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 6.5 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 10.7 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 8.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 5.9 |
| BN | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 12.5 |
| BN | D. Maye | QB | NE | 18.2 |
| BN | B. Allen | RB | NYJ | 5.7 |
Warren Commission Coverup (Wright) — 105.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 14.1 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 7.5 |
| RB | J. Warren | RB | PIT | 10.6 |
| WR | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 8.9 |
| WR | B. Thomas | WR | JAX | 6.5 |
| TE | J. Ferguson | TE | DAL | 14.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 16.3 |
| K | W. Reichard | K | MIN | 14.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | G. | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| BN | R. White | RB | TB | 1.9 |
| BN | X. Worthy | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Corum | RB | LAR | 5.3 |
Week 4: Release the Epenesa Files 101.5 – 120.8 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier
(L)
vs 
Ballard
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 101.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Love | QB | GB | 26.3 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 8.9 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 26.1 |
| WR | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 4.0 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 1.6 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 2.1 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 6.5 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 12.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 15.5 |
| BN | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 15.4 |
| BN | D. Maye | QB | NE | 23.2 |
| BN | B. Allen | RB | NYJ | 0.6 |
Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (Ballard) — 120.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Mayfield | QB | TB | 17.9 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | BAL | 6.8 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | GB | 29.7 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 3.9 |
| WR | M. Harrison | WR | ARI | 15.6 |
| TE | J. Johnson | TE | NO | 4.3 |
| R/W/T | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 13.6 |
| K | B. Aubrey | K | DAL | 8.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | J. Smith | TE | PIT | 1.6 |
| BN | J. Jeudy | WR | CLE | 6.3 |
| BN | J. Ford | RB | CLE | 0.8 |
| BN | M. Golden | WR | GB | 8.8 |
Week 5: Release the Epenesa Files 102.4 – 77.8 Sildenafil Bill
(W)
vs 
Banys
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 102.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 12.1 |
| RB | J. Hill | RB | BAL | 1.7 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 27.1 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 8.0 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 12.4 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 15.7 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 9.4 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 5.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 15.6 |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
Sildenafil Bill (Banys) — 77.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 13.6 |
| RB | Q. Judkins | RB | CLE | 13.3 |
| RB | O. Hampton | RB | LAC | 10.0 |
| WR | J. Addison | WR | MIN | 12.6 |
| WR | J. Higgins | WR | HOU | 5.2 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | NE | 5.6 |
| R/W/T | R. Harvey | RB | DEN | 4.5 |
| K | T. Loop | K | BAL | 4.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. Swift | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Aiyuk | WR | 0.0 | |
| BN | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 9.7 |
| BN | T. Spears | RB | TEN | 1.4 |
Week 6: Release the Epenesa Files 130.1 – 86.0 Jeanty Abortion
(W)
vs 
Freundlich
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 130.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 27.2 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 15.7 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 32.8 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 4.8 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 19.5 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 4.3 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 12.8 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 5.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 2.3 |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 14.0 |
| BN | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 3.3 |
| BN | Texans | DEF | 0.0 |
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 86.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 20.0 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 21.7 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 8.7 |
| WR | M. Brown | WR | KC | 18.5 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| TE | D. | K | incaid | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 7.1 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 6.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | A. Rodgers | QB | PIT | 17.5 |
| BN | J. Mixon | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | J. McNichols | RB | WAS | 5.0 |
| BN | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 1.2 |
Week 7: Release the Epenesa Files 134.5 – 74.1 Jauan me to eat your butt
(W)
vs 
Valenzuela
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 134.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 23.1 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 7.5 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 18.2 |
| WR | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 12.5 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 11.2 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 9.7 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 24.3 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 8.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 13.4 |
| BN | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 74.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 17.7 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 3.9 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 0.5 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 10.2 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 7.8 |
| TE | T. | K | raft | 14.3 |
| R/W/T | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 4.7 |
| K | M. Badgley | K | 5.0 | |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | B. Robinson | RB | SF | 3.6 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | Buccaneers | DEF | 10.0 |
Week 8: Release the Epenesa Files 108.5 – 59.5 Emeka Egbukake
(W)
vs 
Foote
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 108.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 25.3 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | HOU | 7.9 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 4.3 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 17.8 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 17.8 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 10.4 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 10.0 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 11.7 |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 28.3 |
| BN | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 15.0 |
Emeka Egbukake (Foote) — 59.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Williams | QB | CHI | 10.8 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 5.5 |
| RB | K. Gainwell | RB | PIT | 2.5 |
| WR | R. Shaheed | WR | SEA | 10.0 |
| WR | R. Odunze | WR | CHI | 14.9 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | DEN | 5.6 |
| R/W/T | J. Hill | RB | BAL | 0.2 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | DEN | 8.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | A. Jones | RB | MIN | 4.0 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Nacua | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
Week 9: Release the Epenesa Files 90.8 – 91.1 Jay Gruden's Degenerates
(L)
vs 
Bronchtein
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 90.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 15.4 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 17.4 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 13.6 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 7.8 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 7.6 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 5.8 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 7.2 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 10.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Chubb | RB | HOU | 3.4 |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 8.0 |
| BN | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 0.0 |
Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 91.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | G. Smith | QB | LV | 25.3 |
| RB | J. Mason | RB | MIN | 4.2 |
| RB | C. Brown | RB | CIN | 15.2 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 13.7 |
| WR | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 9.1 |
| TE | J. Smith | TE | PIT | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | J. Williams | WR | DET | 14.6 |
| K | T. Loop | K | BAL | 4.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Doubs | WR | GB | 12.6 |
| BN | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Tucker | WR | LV | 5.3 |
Week 10: Release the Epenesa Files 118.0 – 130.9 Let Njigba Know
(L)
vs 
P. Waxman
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 118.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 17.1 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 21.4 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 9.8 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 9.3 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 18.7 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 4.8 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 18.9 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 0.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 18.0 | |
| BN | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 9.1 |
| BN | N. Chubb | RB | HOU | 5.7 |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 7.8 |
| BN | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 0.0 |
Let Njigba Know (P. Waxman) — 130.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Jones | QB | IND | 14.5 |
| RB | D. Singletary | RB | NYG | 8.8 |
| RB | D. Achane | RB | MIA | 37.5 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 14.3 |
| WR | J. Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 17.8 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 1.8 |
| R/W/T | T. Johnson | WR | TB | 18.2 |
| K | C. Dicker | K | LAC | 13.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | S. Perine | RB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Pollard | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Purdy | QB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Coleman | WR | BUF | 12.1 |
Week 11: Release the Epenesa Files 90.6 – 65.3 Balls Deeper
(W)
vs 
Sohl
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 90.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 15.4 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 16.1 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 28.3 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 0.2 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 2.8 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 2.4 |
| R/W/T | M. Hollins | WR | NE | 8.4 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 6.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 1.2 |
| BN | N. Chubb | RB | HOU | 1.7 |
| BN | C. Olave | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 0.0 |
Balls Deeper (Sohl) — 65.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Mariota | QB | WAS | 14.4 |
| RB | Z. Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 5.7 |
| RB | T. Tracy | RB | NYG | 15.9 |
| WR | J. Meyers | WR | JAX | 8.9 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 3.4 |
| K | C. Boswell | K | PIT | 10.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 12.3 |
| BN | K. Miller | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Hunter | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Tuten | RB | JAX | 13.4 |
Week 12: Release the Epenesa Files 93.5 – 89.1 Hot Chubb Time Machine
(W)
vs 
Faust
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 93.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 15.0 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 5.3 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 13.7 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 13.0 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 11.5 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 3.5 |
| R/W/T | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 2.5 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 12.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hollins | WR | NE | 4.0 |
| BN | N. Chubb | RB | HOU | 2.0 |
| BN | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 89.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 6.1 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 19.1 |
| RB | B. | K | night | 11.2 |
| WR | D. Metcalf | WR | PIT | 11.9 |
| WR | M. Wilson | WR | ARI | 16.8 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 6.4 |
| R/W/T | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 11.6 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 1.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 1.6 |
| BN | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Pierce | WR | IND | 3.1 |
| BN | K. Vidal | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
Week 13: Release the Epenesa Files 122.8 – 97.7 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts
(W)
vs 
Waxman
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 122.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 20.5 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 13.2 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 27.8 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 1.0 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 12.7 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 11.7 |
| R/W/T | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 11.9 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 22.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | N. Chubb | RB | HOU | 9.4 |
| BN | J. Metchie | WR | NYJ | 3.7 |
| BN | B. Strange | TE | JAX | 12.0 |
| BN | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 11.5 |
Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (Waxman) — 97.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Nix | QB | DEN | 15.4 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DAL | 15.5 |
| RB | J. Gibbs | RB | DET | 10.1 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 5.5 |
| WR | T. McMillan | WR | CAR | 10.8 |
| TE | T. McBride | TE | ARI | 18.2 |
| R/W/T | W. Marks | RB | HOU | 7.2 |
| K | C. Little | K | JAX | 5.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 14.7 |
| BN | D. Mooney | WR | ATL | 3.5 |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 25.8 |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
Week 14: Release the Epenesa Files 70.5 – 43.6 Jauan me to eat your butt
(W)
vs Valenzuela
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 70.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 12.6 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 16.7 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 8.4 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 8.6 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 4.5 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 12.0 |
| R/W/T | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 1.7 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 4.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | J. Metchie | WR | NYJ | 5.4 |
| BN | B. Strange | TE | JAX | 4.2 |
| BN | K. Boutte | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Maye | QB | NE | 0.0 |
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 43.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 16.4 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 18.2 |
| RB | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 0.4 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 6.2 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 2.5 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Mitchell | WR | NYJ | 2.9 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 23.2 |
| BN | M. Evans | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Burden | WR | CHI | 9.0 |
| BN | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | Texans | DEF | 12.0 |
Week 15: Release the Epenesa Files 136.9 – 137.6 Let Njigba Know
(L)
vs P. Waxman PLAYOFF
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 136.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 19.5 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 21.3 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 25.5 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 9.0 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 17.5 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 40.1 |
| R/W/T | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 3.0 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 0.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Metchie | WR | NYJ | 4.9 |
| BN | R. White | RB | TB | 3.1 |
| BN | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 23.4 |
| BN | B. Strange | TE | JAX | 3.1 |
Let Njigba Know (P. Waxman) — 137.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Purdy | QB | SF | 26.2 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | TEN | 17.7 |
| RB | D. Achane | RB | MIA | 15.7 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 34.9 |
| WR | J. Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 14.8 |
| TE | H. Fannin | TE | CLE | 8.5 |
| R/W/T | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 2.8 |
| K | C. Dicker | K | LAC | 10.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Tucker | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Rodriguez | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Corum | RB | LAR | 13.1 |
Week 16: Release the Epenesa Files 133.7 – 81.8 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts
(W)
vs Waxman PLAYOFF
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 133.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 22.7 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 10.0 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 26.3 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 5.4 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 31.8 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 15.2 |
| R/W/T | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 12.3 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 9.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Metchie | WR | NYJ | 0.9 |
| BN | R. White | RB | TB | 7.0 |
| BN | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 11.5 |
| BN | B. Strange | TE | JAX | 12.4 |
Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (Waxman) — 81.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Love | QB | GB | 3.8 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DAL | 5.3 |
| RB | J. Gibbs | RB | DET | 17.8 |
| WR | D. London | WR | ATL | 4.2 |
| WR | T. McMillan | WR | CAR | 16.3 |
| TE | T. McBride | TE | ARI | 4.7 |
| R/W/T | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 9.7 |
| K | K. Fairbairn | K | HOU | 15.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | J. Goff | QB | DET | 26.5 |
| BN | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 17.6 |
| BN | B. Nix | QB | DEN | 14.2 |
| BN | W. Marks | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
Week 17: Release the Epenesa Files 128.9 – 119.3 Jeanty Abortion
(W)
vs Freundlich PLAYOFF
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 128.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 32.4 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 14.5 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 37.4 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 6.5 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 21.9 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 2.6 |
| R/W/T | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 3.6 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | J. Metchie | WR | NYJ | 5.6 |
| BN | R. White | RB | TB | 2.7 |
| BN | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 11.8 |
| BN | B. Strange | TE | JAX | 6.9 |
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 119.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 5.1 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 15.9 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 8.2 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 20.3 |
| WR | C. Watson | WR | GB | 19.8 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 10.7 |
| R/W/T | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 12.3 |
| K | C. Little | K | JAX | 13.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | T. Johnson | RB | BUF | 6.3 |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 5.0 |
| BN | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 4.6 |
| BN | X. Worthy | WR | KC | 0.1 |