Freundlich — 2025
Jeanty Abortion · Record: 8-6 ยท PPG: 108.1 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Jeanty Abortion 81.0 – 100.3 Tua Girls One Kupp
(L)
vs
Kassel
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 81.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 9.3 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 11.3 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 18.7 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 6.0 |
| WR | M. Nabers | WR | NYG | 9.6 |
| TE | D. | K | incaid | 12.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 6.3 |
| K | M. Gay | K | 3.0 | |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | S. Diggs | WR | NE | 8.7 |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | KC | 14.9 |
| BN | J. Fields | QB | NYJ | 29.5 |
| BN | I. Guerendo | RB | SF | 0.0 |
Tua Girls One Kupp (
Kassel) — 100.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 9.9 |
| RB | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 16.4 |
| RB | B. Irving | RB | TB | 12.5 |
| WR | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 4.8 |
| WR | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 14.5 |
| TE | T. Warren | TE | IND | 11.4 |
| R/W/T | J. Dobbins | RB | DEN | 13.8 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 10.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | C. | K | irk | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Mooney | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Rice | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Blue | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
Week 2: Jeanty Abortion 127.8 – 67.2 Sildenafil Bill
(W)
vs
Banys
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 127.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Fields | QB | NYJ | 4.0 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 28.5 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 26.0 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 13.9 |
| WR | M. Nabers | WR | NYG | 33.2 |
| TE | D. | K | incaid | 5.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Brown | WR | KC | 5.5 |
| K | M. Gay | K | 6.0 | |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | S. Diggs | WR | NE | 5.2 |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 12.6 |
| BN | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 14.4 |
| BN | I. Guerendo | RB | SF | 0.0 |
Sildenafil Bill (
Banys) — 67.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 18.8 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | CHI | 12.4 |
| RB | O. Hampton | RB | LAC | 3.0 |
| WR | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 11.4 |
| WR | J. Higgins | WR | HOU | 3.3 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | NE | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | R. Harvey | RB | DEN | 2.9 |
| K | T. Loop | K | BAL | 11.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | B. Aiyuk | WR | 0.0 | |
| BN | T. Spears | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Addison | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | Q. Judkins | RB | CLE | 8.6 |
Week 3: Jeanty Abortion 143.3 – 120.3 Let Njigba Know
(W)
vs
P. Waxman
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 143.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | PIT | 10.7 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 31.3 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 19.3 |
| WR | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 13.4 |
| WR | M. Nabers | WR | NYG | 2.3 |
| TE | D. | K | incaid | 15.1 |
| R/W/T | M. Brown | WR | KC | 6.2 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 21.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 24.0 | |
| BN | S. Diggs | WR | NE | 3.8 |
| BN | J. McNichols | RB | WAS | 13.8 |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 28.9 |
| BN | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 11.9 |
Let Njigba Know (
P. Waxman) — 120.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Jones | QB | IND | 15.8 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | TEN | 12.9 |
| RB | D. Achane | RB | MIA | 12.6 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 17.2 |
| WR | J. Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 18.1 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 13.4 |
| R/W/T | M. Evans | WR | TB | 11.3 |
| K | C. Dicker | K | LAC | 11.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 3.1 |
| BN | B. Purdy | QB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Coleman | WR | BUF | 3.5 |
| BN | C. Skattebo | RB | NYG | 21.1 |
Week 4: Jeanty Abortion 108.2 – 77.0 Emeka Egbukake
(W)
vs
Foote
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 108.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | PIT | 12.8 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 12.1 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 21.0 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 19.8 |
| WR | M. Nabers | WR | NYG | 3.0 |
| TE | D. | K | incaid | 9.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 1.2 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 15.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | T. Hill | WR | MIA | 9.7 |
| BN | J. Mixon | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | J. McNichols | RB | WAS | 0.8 |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | KC | 11.3 |
Emeka Egbukake (
Foote) — 77.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Williams | QB | CHI | 10.8 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 9.2 |
| RB | A. Jones | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 1.7 |
| WR | P. Nacua | WR | LAR | 29.5 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | DEN | 4.9 |
| R/W/T | R. Odunze | WR | CHI | 14.9 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | DEN | 4.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Harris | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Shaheed | WR | SEA | 7.2 |
| BN | J. Reed | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Week 5: Jeanty Abortion 131.9 – 110.4 Hot Chubb Time Machine
(W)
vs
Faust
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 131.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 26.6 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 30.1 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 4.9 |
| WR | M. Brown | WR | KC | 6.8 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 4.9 |
| TE | D. | K | incaid | 13.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 17.7 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 12.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | A. Rodgers | QB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Mixon | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | J. McNichols | RB | WAS | 2.3 |
| BN | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 0.0 |
Hot Chubb Time Machine (
Faust) — 110.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 18.4 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 7.3 |
| RB | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 9.1 |
| WR | J. Meyers | WR | JAX | 5.2 |
| WR | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 26.0 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 15.6 |
| R/W/T | M. Carter | RB | ARI | 15.8 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 4.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. Metcalf | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Franklin | WR | DEN | 7.0 |
| BN | I. Davis | RB | NYJ | 4.8 |
| BN | E. Ayomanor | WR | TEN | 2.8 |
Week 6: Jeanty Abortion 86.0 – 130.1 Release the Epenesa Files
(L)
vs
Baumann
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 86.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 20.0 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 21.7 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 8.7 |
| WR | M. Brown | WR | KC | 18.5 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| TE | D. | K | incaid | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 7.1 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 6.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | A. Rodgers | QB | PIT | 17.5 |
| BN | J. Mixon | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | J. McNichols | RB | WAS | 5.0 |
| BN | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 1.2 |
Release the Epenesa Files (
Baumann) — 130.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 27.2 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 15.7 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 32.8 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 4.8 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 19.5 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 4.3 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 12.8 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 5.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 2.3 |
| BN | J. Love | QB | GB | 14.0 |
| BN | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 3.3 |
| BN | Texans | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 7: Jeanty Abortion 88.0 – 123.0 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier
(L)
vs
Ballard
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 88.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 7.6 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 4.9 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 32.7 |
| WR | M. Brown | WR | KC | 8.4 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 10.0 |
| TE | J. Smith | TE | PIT | 10.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 5.1 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 5.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Wilson | RB | GB | 2.0 |
Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (
Ballard) — 123.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Mayfield | QB | TB | 10.1 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | GB | 18.3 |
| RB | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 6.2 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | NE | 10.4 |
| WR | M. Harrison | WR | ARI | 6.8 |
| TE | J. Johnson | TE | NO | 10.4 |
| R/W/T | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 28.8 |
| K | B. Aubrey | K | DAL | 16.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | D. Henry | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | KC | 1.8 |
| BN | J. Jeudy | WR | CLE | 2.7 |
| BN | M. Golden | WR | GB | 5.7 |
Week 8: Jeanty Abortion 116.1 – 111.8 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts
(W)
vs
Waxman
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 116.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Mariota | QB | WAS | 9.3 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 36.4 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 33.6 |
| WR | M. Brown | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 16.2 |
| R/W/T | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 3.6 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 17.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 2.8 |
Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (
Waxman) — 111.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Nix | QB | DEN | 22.8 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DAL | 17.4 |
| RB | W. Marks | RB | HOU | 13.1 |
| WR | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 8.7 |
| WR | T. McMillan | WR | CAR | 13.4 |
| TE | C. Otton | TE | TB | 6.0 |
| R/W/T | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 18.4 |
| K | E. Pineiro | K | SF | 1.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | J. Fields | QB | NYJ | 20.9 |
| BN | D. London | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. McBride | TE | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Gibbs | RB | DET | 0.0 |
Week 9: Jeanty Abortion 107.2 – 30.7 Balls Deeper
(W)
vs
Sohl
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 107.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 26.2 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 6.7 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 13.0 |
| WR | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 8.7 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 13.3 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 9.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 10.0 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 6.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | KC | 8.3 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 6.8 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 19.1 |
Balls Deeper (
Sohl) — 30.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 9.5 |
| RB | K. Miller | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| RB | T. Tracy | RB | NYG | 5.2 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| WR | L. McCaffrey | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | --empty-- | R/W/T | 0.0 | |
| K | C. Boswell | K | PIT | 9.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 14.4 |
| BN | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 18.7 |
| BN | Z. Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 5.1 |
| BN | T. Hunter | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Tuten | RB | JAX | 9.1 |
Week 10: Jeanty Abortion 126.2 – 128.8 Jauan me to eat your butt
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 126.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 3.9 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 48.1 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 8.2 |
| WR | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 10.9 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 6.7 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 2.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 9.6 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 11.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 25.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 5.5 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 4.7 |
Jauan me to eat your butt (
Valenzuela) — 128.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 26.9 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 13.8 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 27.5 |
| WR | T. Franklin | WR | DEN | 12.5 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 20.5 |
| TE | C. Loveland | TE | CHI | 7.5 |
| R/W/T | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 19.1 |
| K | B. McManus | K | GB | 1.0 |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 0.7 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.0 |
Week 11: Jeanty Abortion 57.9 – 88.4 Warren Commission Coverup
(L)
vs
Wright
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 57.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 0.3 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 4.2 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 18.9 |
| WR | C. Watson | WR | GB | 18.6 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 5.1 |
| R/W/T | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 1.8 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 4.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | Seahawks | DEF | 4.0 |
Warren Commission Coverup (
Wright) — 88.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | PIT | 9.4 |
| RB | J. Warren | RB | PIT | 7.7 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 6.4 |
| WR | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 7.4 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 19.7 |
| TE | J. Ferguson | TE | DAL | 9.6 |
| R/W/T | R. White | RB | TB | 7.2 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 15.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Thomas | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | X. Worthy | WR | KC | 4.0 |
Week 12: Jeanty Abortion 86.4 – 129.7 Skatt Porn
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 86.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 14.1 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 7.6 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 20.4 |
| WR | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 2.8 |
| WR | C. Watson | WR | GB | 7.4 |
| TE | C. Loveland | TE | CHI | 12.9 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 5.2 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 12.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 1.9 |
| BN | D. Singletary | RB | NYG | 4.7 |
| BN | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
Skatt Porn (
Becker-Parton) — 129.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 7.2 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 23.7 |
| RB | E. Wilson | RB | GB | 25.5 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 20.7 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 20.9 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 8.5 |
| R/W/T | T. Johnson | TE | NYG | 9.2 |
| K | C. Santos | K | CHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Raiders | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 5.4 |
| BN | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
Week 13: Jeanty Abortion 131.2 – 87.7 Jay Gruden's Degenerates
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 131.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 21.7 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 13.6 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 17.2 |
| WR | C. Watson | WR | GB | 16.3 |
| WR | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 9.8 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | X. Worthy | WR | KC | 9.4 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 6.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 34.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 9.3 |
| BN | T. Johnson | RB | BUF | 4.0 |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 11.8 |
| BN | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 13.1 |
Jay Gruden's Degenerates (
Bronchtein) — 87.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 15.3 |
| RB | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 4.3 |
| RB | C. Brown | RB | CIN | 14.8 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 1.4 |
| WR | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 6.9 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | WAS | 15.6 |
| R/W/T | J. Williams | WR | DET | 23.4 |
| K | T. Loop | K | BAL | 2.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | R. Doubs | WR | GB | 10.0 |
| BN | J. Mason | RB | MIN | 5.3 |
| BN | P. Washington | WR | JAX | 3.1 |
| BN | D. Neal | RB | NO | 8.4 |
Week 14: Jeanty Abortion 121.7 – 89.2 Warren Commission Coverup
(W)
vs
Wright
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 121.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 21.3 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 11.4 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 10.1 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 8.0 |
| WR | C. Watson | WR | GB | 22.9 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 1.2 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 13.8 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 14.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | T. Johnson | RB | BUF | 4.9 |
| BN | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 1.8 |
| BN | X. Worthy | WR | KC | 7.0 |
Warren Commission Coverup (
Wright) — 89.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 1.7 |
| RB | J. Warren | RB | PIT | 13.7 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 4.8 |
| WR | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 12.4 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 14.1 |
| TE | J. Ferguson | TE | DAL | 8.3 |
| R/W/T | B. Thomas | WR | JAX | 10.2 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 13.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | J. Brissett | QB | ARI | 18.0 |
| BN | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 5.6 |
| BN | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
Week 15: Jeanty Abortion 100.8 – 128.9 Warren Commission Coverup
(L)
vs
Wright PLAYOFF
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 100.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 11.3 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 11.6 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 30.1 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 12.0 |
| WR | C. Watson | WR | GB | 4.4 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 8.1 |
| R/W/T | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 7.3 |
| K | C. Little | K | JAX | 12.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | T. Johnson | RB | BUF | 4.3 |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 9.2 |
| BN | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | X. Worthy | WR | KC | 4.5 |
Warren Commission Coverup (
Wright) — 128.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 44.3 |
| RB | J. Warren | RB | PIT | 6.3 |
| RB | A. Jeanty | RB | LV | 6.2 |
| WR | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 14.4 |
| WR | N. Collins | WR | HOU | 22.0 |
| TE | J. Ferguson | TE | DAL | 2.6 |
| R/W/T | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 4.1 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 22.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 17.2 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 4.3 |
| BN | B. Thomas | WR | JAX | 15.1 |
| BN | J. Daniels | QB | WAS | 0.0 |
Week 16: Jeanty Abortion 80.2 – 60.4 Tua Girls One Kupp
(W)
vs
Kassel PLAYOFF
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 80.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 17.5 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 15.4 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 25.9 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 5.5 |
| WR | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 1.3 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 1.2 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 1.4 |
| K | C. Little | K | JAX | 10.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | T. Johnson | RB | BUF | 7.6 |
| BN | C. Watson | WR | GB | 2.7 |
| BN | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 18.4 |
| BN | X. Worthy | WR | KC | 5.1 |
Tua Girls One Kupp (
Kassel) — 60.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Dart | QB | NYG | -1.0 |
| RB | R. Dowdle | RB | CAR | 6.3 |
| RB | B. Irving | RB | TB | 7.1 |
| WR | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 12.8 |
| WR | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 8.1 |
| TE | T. Warren | TE | IND | 4.5 |
| R/W/T | J. Reed | WR | GB | 5.6 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 11.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 16.8 |
| BN | D. | K | incaid | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Rice | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Monangai | RB | CHI | 10.8 |
Week 17: Jeanty Abortion 119.3 – 128.9 Release the Epenesa Files
(L)
vs
Baumann PLAYOFF
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 119.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Darnold | QB | SEA | 5.1 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 15.9 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 8.2 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 20.3 |
| WR | C. Watson | WR | GB | 19.8 |
| TE | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 10.7 |
| R/W/T | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 12.3 |
| K | C. Little | K | JAX | 13.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | T. Johnson | RB | BUF | 6.3 |
| BN | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 5.0 |
| BN | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 4.6 |
| BN | X. Worthy | WR | KC | 0.1 |
Release the Epenesa Files (
Baumann) — 128.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 32.4 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 14.5 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 37.4 |
| WR | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 6.5 |
| WR | C. Olave | WR | NO | 21.9 |
| TE | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 2.6 |
| R/W/T | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 3.6 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | J. Metchie | WR | NYJ | 5.6 |
| BN | R. White | RB | TB | 2.7 |
| BN | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 11.8 |
| BN | B. Strange | TE | JAX | 6.9 |