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Freundlich — 2025

Jeanty Abortion · Record: 8-6 ยท PPG: 108.1 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: Jeanty Abortion 81.0100.3 Tua Girls One Kupp (L) vs Kassel

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 81.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 9.3
RB J. Taylor RB IND 11.3
RB J. Cook RB BUF 18.7
WR T. Hill WR MIA 6.0
WR M. Nabers WR NYG 9.6
TE D. K incaid 12.8
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 6.3
K M. Gay K 3.0
DEF Steelers DEF 4.0
BN S. Diggs WR NE 8.7
BN M. Brown WR KC 14.9
BN J. Fields QB NYJ 29.5
BN I. Guerendo RB SF 0.0

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 100.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 9.9
RB C. Hubbard RB CAR 16.4
RB B. Irving RB TB 12.5
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 4.8
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 14.5
TE T. Warren TE IND 11.4
R/W/T J. Dobbins RB DEN 13.8
K D. Carlson K LV 10.0
DEF Vikings DEF 7.0
BN C. K irk 0.0
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 0.0
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0
BN J. Blue RB DAL 0.0
Week 2: Jeanty Abortion 127.867.2 Sildenafil Bill (W) vs Banys

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 127.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Fields QB NYJ 4.0
RB J. Taylor RB IND 28.5
RB J. Cook RB BUF 26.0
WR T. Hill WR MIA 13.9
WR M. Nabers WR NYG 33.2
TE D. K incaid 5.7
R/W/T M. Brown WR KC 5.5
K M. Gay K 6.0
DEF Steelers DEF 5.0
BN S. Diggs WR NE 5.2
BN D. Montgomery RB DET 12.6
BN Q. Johnston WR LAC 14.4
BN I. Guerendo RB SF 0.0

Sildenafil Bill (Banys) — 67.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Herbert QB LAC 18.8
RB D. Swift RB CHI 12.4
RB O. Hampton RB LAC 3.0
WR Z. Flowers WR BAL 11.4
WR J. Higgins WR HOU 3.3
TE H. Henry TE NE 1.4
R/W/T R. Harvey RB DEN 2.9
K T. Loop K BAL 11.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 3.0
BN B. Aiyuk WR 0.0
BN T. Spears RB TEN 0.0
BN J. Addison WR MIN 0.0
BN Q. Judkins RB CLE 8.6
Week 3: Jeanty Abortion 143.3120.3 Let Njigba Know (W) vs P. Waxman

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 143.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB PIT 10.7
RB J. Taylor RB IND 31.3
RB J. Cook RB BUF 19.3
WR T. Hill WR MIA 13.4
WR M. Nabers WR NYG 2.3
TE D. K incaid 15.1
R/W/T M. Brown WR KC 6.2
K C. McLaughlin K TB 21.0
DEF Steelers DEF 24.0
BN S. Diggs WR NE 3.8
BN J. McNichols RB WAS 13.8
BN D. Montgomery RB DET 28.9
BN Q. Johnston WR LAC 11.9

Let Njigba Know (P. Waxman) — 120.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Jones QB IND 15.8
RB T. Pollard RB TEN 12.9
RB D. Achane RB MIA 12.6
WR A. St. Brown WR DET 17.2
WR J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA 18.1
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 13.4
R/W/T M. Evans WR TB 11.3
K C. Dicker K LAC 11.0
DEF Packers DEF 8.0
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 3.1
BN B. Purdy QB SF 0.0
BN K. Coleman WR BUF 3.5
BN C. Skattebo RB NYG 21.1
Week 4: Jeanty Abortion 108.277.0 Emeka Egbukake (W) vs Foote

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 108.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB PIT 12.8
RB J. Taylor RB IND 12.1
RB J. Cook RB BUF 21.0
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 19.8
WR M. Nabers WR NYG 3.0
TE D. K incaid 9.3
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 1.2
K C. McLaughlin K TB 15.0
DEF Steelers DEF 14.0
BN T. Hill WR MIA 9.7
BN J. Mixon RB HOU 0.0
BN J. McNichols RB WAS 0.8
BN M. Brown WR KC 11.3

Emeka Egbukake (Foote) — 77.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Williams QB CHI 10.8
RB A. K amara 9.2
RB A. Jones RB MIN 0.0
WR A. Brown WR PHI 1.7
WR P. Nacua WR LAR 29.5
TE E. Engram TE DEN 4.9
R/W/T R. Odunze WR CHI 14.9
K W. Lutz K DEN 4.0
DEF 49ers DEF 2.0
BN J. Burrow QB CIN 0.0
BN N. Harris RB LAC 0.0
BN R. Shaheed WR SEA 7.2
BN J. Reed WR GB 0.0
Week 5: Jeanty Abortion 131.9110.4 Hot Chubb Time Machine (W) vs Faust

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 131.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 26.6
RB J. Taylor RB IND 30.1
RB J. Cook RB BUF 4.9
WR M. Brown WR KC 6.8
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 4.9
TE D. K incaid 13.8
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 17.7
K C. McLaughlin K TB 12.0
DEF Colts DEF 15.0
BN A. Rodgers QB PIT 0.0
BN J. Mixon RB HOU 0.0
BN J. McNichols RB WAS 2.3
BN J. Jennings WR SF 0.0

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 110.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 18.4
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 7.3
RB K. Walker RB SEA 9.1
WR J. Meyers WR JAX 5.2
WR J. Chase WR CIN 26.0
TE T. K elce 15.6
R/W/T M. Carter RB ARI 15.8
K H. Butker K KC 4.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 9.0
BN D. Metcalf WR PIT 0.0
BN T. Franklin WR DEN 7.0
BN I. Davis RB NYJ 4.8
BN E. Ayomanor WR TEN 2.8
Week 6: Jeanty Abortion 86.0130.1 Release the Epenesa Files (L) vs Baumann

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 86.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 20.0
RB J. Taylor RB IND 21.7
RB J. Cook RB BUF 8.7
WR M. Brown WR KC 18.5
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 0.0
TE D. K incaid 0.0
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 7.1
K C. McLaughlin K TB 6.0
DEF Colts DEF 4.0
BN A. Rodgers QB PIT 17.5
BN J. Mixon RB HOU 0.0
BN J. McNichols RB WAS 5.0
BN J. Jennings WR SF 1.2

Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 130.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Maye QB NE 27.2
RB K. Williams RB LAR 15.7
RB B. Robinson RB ATL 32.8
WR K. Shakir WR BUF 4.8
WR L. McConkey WR LAC 19.5
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 4.3
R/W/T C. Olave WR NO 12.8
K J. Bates K DET 5.0
DEF Chargers DEF 8.0
BN C. Ridley WR TEN 2.3
BN J. Love QB GB 14.0
BN K. Pitts TE ATL 3.3
BN Texans DEF 0.0
Week 7: Jeanty Abortion 88.0123.0 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (L) vs Ballard

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 88.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 7.6
RB D. Montgomery RB DET 4.9
RB J. Taylor RB IND 32.7
WR M. Brown WR KC 8.4
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 10.0
TE J. Smith TE PIT 10.3
R/W/T J. Jennings WR SF 5.1
K C. McLaughlin K TB 5.0
DEF Falcons DEF 4.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 0.0
BN J. Cook RB BUF 0.0
BN D. K incaid 0.0
BN E. Wilson RB GB 2.0

Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (Ballard) — 123.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Mayfield QB TB 10.1
RB J. Jacobs RB GB 18.3
RB B. Hall RB NYJ 6.2
WR S. Diggs WR NE 10.4
WR M. Harrison WR ARI 6.8
TE J. Johnson TE NO 10.4
R/W/T D. Smith WR PHI 28.8
K B. Aubrey K DAL 16.0
DEF Lions DEF 16.0
BN D. Henry RB BAL 0.0
BN K. Hunt RB KC 1.8
BN J. Jeudy WR CLE 2.7
BN M. Golden WR GB 5.7
Week 8: Jeanty Abortion 116.1111.8 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (W) vs Waxman

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 116.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Mariota QB WAS 9.3
RB J. Taylor RB IND 36.4
RB J. Cook RB BUF 33.6
WR M. Brown WR KC 0.0
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 0.0
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 16.2
R/W/T D. Slayton WR NYG 3.6
K C. McLaughlin K TB 17.0
DEF Falcons DEF 0.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 0.0
BN S. Darnold QB SEA 0.0
BN D. Montgomery RB DET 0.0
BN D. K incaid 2.8

Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (Waxman) — 111.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Nix QB DEN 22.8
RB J. Williams RB DAL 17.4
RB W. Marks RB HOU 13.1
WR C. Sutton WR DEN 8.7
WR T. McMillan WR CAR 13.4
TE C. Otton TE TB 6.0
R/W/T J. Waddle WR MIA 18.4
K E. Pineiro K SF 1.0
DEF Patriots DEF 11.0
BN J. Fields QB NYJ 20.9
BN D. London WR ATL 0.0
BN T. McBride TE ARI 0.0
BN J. Gibbs RB DET 0.0
Week 9: Jeanty Abortion 107.230.7 Balls Deeper (W) vs Sohl

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 107.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 26.2
RB J. Taylor RB IND 6.7
RB J. Cook RB BUF 13.0
WR D. Slayton WR NYG 8.7
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 13.3
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 9.3
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 10.0
K J. Bates K DET 6.0
DEF Falcons DEF 14.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 0.0
BN M. Brown WR KC 8.3
BN C. Watson WR GB 6.8
BN D. K incaid 19.1

Balls Deeper (Sohl) — 30.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Mahomes QB KC 9.5
RB K. Miller RB NO 0.0
RB T. Tracy RB NYG 5.2
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 0.0
WR L. McCaffrey WR WAS 0.0
TE D. Goedert TE PHI 0.0
R/W/T --empty-- R/W/T 0.0
K C. Boswell K PIT 9.0
DEF Bears DEF 7.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 14.4
BN S. LaPorta TE DET 18.7
BN Z. Charbonnet RB SEA 5.1
BN T. Hunter WR JAX 0.0
BN B. Tuten RB JAX 9.1
Week 10: Jeanty Abortion 126.2128.8 Jauan me to eat your butt (L) vs Valenzuela

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 126.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 3.9
RB J. Taylor RB IND 48.1
RB J. Cook RB BUF 8.2
WR D. Slayton WR NYG 10.9
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 6.7
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 2.8
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 9.6
K J. Bates K DET 11.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 25.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 0.0
BN M. Brown WR KC 0.0
BN C. Watson WR GB 5.5
BN D. K incaid 4.7

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 128.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 26.9
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 13.8
RB T. Henderson RB NE 27.5
WR T. Franklin WR DEN 12.5
WR E. Egbuka WR TB 20.5
TE C. Loveland TE CHI 7.5
R/W/T N. Collins WR HOU 19.1
K B. McManus K GB 1.0
DEF --empty-- DEF 0.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 0.0
BN G. Pickens WR DAL 0.0
BN T. Bigsby RB PHI 0.7
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 0.0
Week 11: Jeanty Abortion 57.988.4 Warren Commission Coverup (L) vs Wright

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 57.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 0.3
RB D. Montgomery RB DET 4.2
RB J. Cook RB BUF 18.9
WR C. Watson WR GB 18.6
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 0.0
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 5.1
R/W/T C. Ridley WR TEN 1.8
K J. Bates K DET 4.0
DEF Patriots DEF 5.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 0.0
BN D. Slayton WR NYG 0.0
BN J. Taylor RB IND 0.0
BN Seahawks DEF 4.0

Warren Commission Coverup (Wright) — 88.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB PIT 9.4
RB J. Warren RB PIT 7.7
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 6.4
WR J. Jennings WR SF 7.4
WR N. Collins WR HOU 19.7
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 9.6
R/W/T R. White RB TB 7.2
K J. Myers K SEA 15.0
DEF Broncos DEF 6.0
BN T. McLaurin WR WAS 0.0
BN M. Pittman WR IND 0.0
BN B. Thomas WR JAX 0.0
BN X. Worthy WR KC 4.0
Week 12: Jeanty Abortion 86.4129.7 Skatt Porn (L) vs Becker-Parton

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 86.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 14.1
RB J. Taylor RB IND 7.6
RB J. Cook RB BUF 20.4
WR D. Slayton WR NYG 2.8
WR C. Watson WR GB 7.4
TE C. Loveland TE CHI 12.9
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 5.2
K J. Bates K DET 12.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 4.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 1.9
BN D. Singletary RB NYG 4.7
BN Q. Johnston WR LAC 0.0
BN O. Gadsden TE LAC 0.0

Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 129.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB L. Jackson QB BAL 7.2
RB C. McCaffrey RB SF 23.7
RB E. Wilson RB GB 25.5
WR D. Adams WR LAR 20.7
WR D. Moore WR CHI 20.9
TE B. Bowers TE LV 8.5
R/W/T T. Johnson TE NYG 9.2
K C. Santos K CHI 7.0
DEF Raiders DEF 7.0
BN K. Allen WR LAC 0.0
BN D. Samuel WR WAS 0.0
BN T. Allgeier RB ATL 5.4
BN J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS 0.0
Week 13: Jeanty Abortion 131.287.7 Jay Gruden's Degenerates (W) vs Bronchtein

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 131.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 21.7
RB J. Taylor RB IND 13.6
RB J. Cook RB BUF 17.2
WR C. Watson WR GB 16.3
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 9.8
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 3.2
R/W/T X. Worthy WR KC 9.4
K J. Bates K DET 6.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 34.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 9.3
BN T. Johnson RB BUF 4.0
BN D. Montgomery RB DET 11.8
BN D. Slayton WR NYG 13.1

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 87.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 15.3
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 4.3
RB C. Brown RB CIN 14.8
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 1.4
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 6.9
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 15.6
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 23.4
K T. Loop K BAL 2.0
DEF Ravens DEF 4.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 10.0
BN J. Mason RB MIN 5.3
BN P. Washington WR JAX 3.1
BN D. Neal RB NO 8.4
Week 14: Jeanty Abortion 121.789.2 Warren Commission Coverup (W) vs Wright

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 121.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 21.3
RB J. Taylor RB IND 11.4
RB J. Cook RB BUF 10.1
WR C. Godwin WR TB 8.0
WR C. Watson WR GB 22.9
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 1.2
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 13.8
K J. Bates K DET 14.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 19.0
BN T. Johnson RB BUF 4.9
BN D. Slayton WR NYG 0.0
BN Q. Johnston WR LAC 1.8
BN X. Worthy WR KC 7.0

Warren Commission Coverup (Wright) — 89.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Daniels QB WAS 1.7
RB J. Warren RB PIT 13.7
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 4.8
WR M. Pittman WR IND 12.4
WR N. Collins WR HOU 14.1
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 8.3
R/W/T B. Thomas WR JAX 10.2
K J. Myers K SEA 13.0
DEF Broncos DEF 11.0
BN J. Brissett QB ARI 18.0
BN T. McLaurin WR WAS 5.6
BN J. Jennings WR SF 0.0
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 0.0
Week 15: Jeanty Abortion 100.8128.9 Warren Commission Coverup (L) vs Wright PLAYOFF

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 100.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 11.3
RB J. Taylor RB IND 11.6
RB J. Cook RB BUF 30.1
WR C. Godwin WR TB 12.0
WR C. Watson WR GB 4.4
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 8.1
R/W/T D. Slayton WR NYG 7.3
K C. Little K JAX 12.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 4.0
BN T. Johnson RB BUF 4.3
BN D. Montgomery RB DET 9.2
BN Q. Johnston WR LAC 0.0
BN X. Worthy WR KC 4.5

Warren Commission Coverup (Wright) — 128.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 44.3
RB J. Warren RB PIT 6.3
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 6.2
WR T. McLaurin WR WAS 14.4
WR N. Collins WR HOU 22.0
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 2.6
R/W/T M. Pittman WR IND 4.1
K J. Myers K SEA 22.0
DEF Broncos DEF 7.0
BN J. Jennings WR SF 17.2
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 4.3
BN B. Thomas WR JAX 15.1
BN J. Daniels QB WAS 0.0
Week 16: Jeanty Abortion 80.260.4 Tua Girls One Kupp (W) vs Kassel PLAYOFF

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 80.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 17.5
RB J. Taylor RB IND 15.4
RB J. Cook RB BUF 25.9
WR C. Godwin WR TB 5.5
WR D. Slayton WR NYG 1.3
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 1.2
R/W/T D. Montgomery RB DET 1.4
K C. Little K JAX 10.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 2.0
BN T. Johnson RB BUF 7.6
BN C. Watson WR GB 2.7
BN Q. Johnston WR LAC 18.4
BN X. Worthy WR KC 5.1

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 60.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Dart QB NYG -1.0
RB R. Dowdle RB CAR 6.3
RB B. Irving RB TB 7.1
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 12.8
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 8.1
TE T. Warren TE IND 4.5
R/W/T J. Reed WR GB 5.6
K H. Butker K KC 11.0
DEF Jaguars DEF 6.0
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 16.8
BN D. K incaid 0.0
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0
BN K. Monangai RB CHI 10.8
Week 17: Jeanty Abortion 119.3128.9 Release the Epenesa Files (L) vs Baumann PLAYOFF

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 119.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Darnold QB SEA 5.1
RB J. Taylor RB IND 15.9
RB J. Cook RB BUF 8.2
WR C. Godwin WR TB 20.3
WR C. Watson WR GB 19.8
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 10.7
R/W/T Q. Johnston WR LAC 12.3
K C. Little K JAX 13.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 14.0
BN T. Johnson RB BUF 6.3
BN D. Montgomery RB DET 5.0
BN D. Slayton WR NYG 4.6
BN X. Worthy WR KC 0.1

Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 128.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Maye QB NE 32.4
RB K. Williams RB LAR 14.5
RB B. Robinson RB ATL 37.4
WR K. Shakir WR BUF 6.5
WR C. Olave WR NO 21.9
TE K. Pitts TE ATL 2.6
R/W/T L. McConkey WR LAC 3.6
K E. McPherson K CIN 8.0
DEF Cowboys DEF 2.0
BN J. Metchie WR NYJ 5.6
BN R. White RB TB 2.7
BN C. Stroud QB HOU 11.8
BN B. Strange TE JAX 6.9